RPG The Adventures of the Cookie Avengers [E]

[Boo]

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[b]Once upon a time,[/b]

In an age where bakeries made bread and butchers sold meat, there was a town called Twiwb. In this town lived a whole lot of happy people together.

And in this same town lived a man. A man with sea legs, a man who had sailed the seas for many times and knows a whole lot. Unfortunately, we wont come back at him, he smells like fish. Actually, we're even going to a whole other town. This town was said to be the most magical town in the entire world and its name is 'Efil Flah'. Efil Flah is said to be the town that withholds the very secret we like to call 'the treasure at the end of the rainbow'.

But, one day, the secret was about to be unraveled by a man who didn't like gnomes and therefore shot the sheriff of Gnome town. One day, that man, entered the town of Twiwb. He scared the hell out of the people, seeing as he was painted with gnome candy sugar stuff which sticks like hell but he couldn?t get his hands off it. After washing his hands, 'that man' walked to 'the hall of ancient legends which nobody believes in anymore so they are stocked there'.

This hall was filled with things like Santa, some golden ring with inscription, a coca cola truck which can ride through walls, a dusty carpet, some sleeping person, a mirror and if you look even better, there, right next to that table, you see a small chest. While humanity doesn?t realize it, this same treasure withholds everything that?s good. Things like Love, Happiness and pancakes are all stuffed in this small chest, of course together with a whole load of gold and stuff which nobody knew of before.

When he entered 'That man' walked up to a mirror and started claiming he was a changed man and that he now likes gnomes and dislikes their 'gnome candy sugar stuff which sticks like hell but he can't get his hands off'. After that, he went to the glowing chest with the note on it saying: saying: 'Hi Santa my love, I would like you to do some shopping for me. Here's a list of stuff I need you to get me for dinner. 2 bags of apples, 3 kilo potatoes, 1 pound beans, 3 liter milk and the package containing stuff that looks like Marihuana, but it certainly isn?t >:^o'.

A bit surprised by the message, ?That man? turned around the paper, revealing an other message. 'Hello, I'm a very important message. If you read this, I will probably written all over by messages in who that stoned wife of Santa orders him to get stuff that looks like Marihuana, but it certainly isn?t >:^o
Why am I so important? Well I'll tell you now. Because, I contain instructions about the chest. Here they are:
[b]1.[/b] Do not Iron it
[b]2.[/b] Do not spill milk or anything that smells like cheese on it.
[b]3.[/b] Don?t look in the secret layer at the bottom
[b]4.[/b] You smell
[b]5.[/b] and err.. something about when you open this chest, it is something like that the world will end within a year.'

But suddenly there came a strong sense of fish in the air. 'That Man' reached out for the chest and grabbed it before the fish smell reached his nose. By looking into the mirror while claiming to be a changed man must be the thing that triggers the fish smell trap. Fortunately for That Man, he got out of the hall soon enough.

He decided to keep the chest locked and hidden in his own house with a lot of defensive titanium layers and stuff so that no one with even more evil in mind than himself, could open the chest, but before he could cross the river with his blow-up-shoes which he bought at TelSell, a street kid kicked against his shins and ran off with a big smile. Reaching for his shin, 'That Man' dropped the chest on the ground, accidentally unlocking it. Before anyone could say 'we all live in the yellow submarine', the sky was covered in green, the water turned red, fish smell filled the air and twigs became unbreakable. But the worst thing of all, was that the pancakes and Cookies turned disgusting!
So 'That Man' turned on the Cookie Avengers signal and ran off, leaving the chest behind in the middle of nowhere.

[i]Now,[/i] the Cookie Avengers were these day's heroes. They traveled around the world in their submarine, looking for villages to save and Inn Keepers to rip off. They were very successful and widely loved (Except by the Inn keepers) and most, I say most, bad guys were very afraid of them, why? Not a clue.

But one day the Inn Keepers had enough of them so they made a trap. After offering the avengers a free night inn, they cackled and let down the candy floss nets upon the snoring and drooling heroes beneath them. One by one, the sleeping avengers were bundled off to separate Inns and cooked to perfection, only to be served the next day.
Only one survived, as he stumbled out onto the street, choking and spluttering like a rabid hobo, he screamed "Bakery!"
People around him gasped and covered their ears, just as the poor guy passed out and was mobbed by smelly, snotty nosed street kids.
The Cookie Avengers were no more.

So, the federation of people who owned the Cookie Avengers, decided to gather a new team. And they decided to call this new team: The Cookie Avengers! How originalish!

[b]And so our story began...[/b]

It was a calm night in Twiwb. The sea was lying calmly with only a few twisters and tsunami's here and there raging over the water. This night seemed so peace full, but it was then that footsteps in an alley way casted away the silence. The constant dragging of an object of some sort echoed through the whole town. Who or what was it?
'I'll tell you who it is! It's the mailman :^D'
Shut up snotty.
'Fine ;_;'

Okay, so where was I? Oh yeah. Who or what was it? We were wondering this when suddenly someone stepped around the corner. The man's face was covered by a clown nose and a fake mustache, making him unrecognizable for the untrained eye. But ofcourse, I the storyteller, know everything. This man was known as Dobbel, the manager, supervisor, leader [i]and[/i] mental coach of the Cookie Avengers. When he passed the corner, the huge cookie he was dragging with him became visible. The cookie in his hand was said to be a cookie that could fly. Because a manager, supervisor, leader [i]and[/i] mental coach of such an important organization, should ride exquisite vehicles he likes to say. But what was he doing in dark alleys at this time of night? Thats right, his cookie was out of milk, so it couldn't fly anymore. Now that we know that, we can wonder about where he was going at this hour.
'He's going to play Super Mario Bros 2 for the nintendo :^D'
Shut up snotty.
'Fine ;_;'

Ahem.. Oh yeah. Where was he heading? Let's follow him and see.
The path he took was full of obstacles, those empty soda cans are really hard to pass when you have to carry all the storyteller equipment on your own. He went into another alley, so did we. He jumped over a pond, so did we. He went into the sewers, so did we. He turned around to look us in our face.. Well we didn't.
'Why do you keep following me?!'
We want to know where you're heading.
'And why do you keep talking in third person about yourself?!'
It's sexy. Now keep on walking to wherever you were going.
'Okay!'

So we went on, this time we were walking next to Dobbel. Eventually we reached a ladder. We went up here and ended up in a big room with a table in it. At this table was one big chair and 6 less big ones. Dobbel took place at the big one.

'And now it's waiting for the new generation Cookie Avengers to arrive..' With that said, he turned on the hawaï music and hula girls with hawaïan outfits started feeding him grapes and other fruits.
We couldn't join him in this senseless way of killing time because we had more important things to do. Like reporting to you readers about the new generation of Cookie Avengers >:^o

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Now that you know what?s the current horrifying situation of our Earth, it?s time to save the world by signing up!

The Characters don't have to be humanish. Like you can do something from a walking plushie to an angel, as long as it fits in the Submarine.

[b]Name:[/b] Be original.
[b]Age:[/b] Well eh.. Age..
[b]Gender:[/b] No explanation needed I hope?
[b]Personality:[/b] Describe your personality and moods and so, make it clear enough so that other people can use your character in their posts without making him way different than he/she is.
[b]Appearance:[/b] As said above, something interesting but erm...practical O_o;
[b]Weapon:[/b] Toy, frying pan, slap glove, whatever.
[b]Bio:[/b] be creative. Try to add how you got called up by the Avengers HQ.
[b]Speciality:[/b] Be creative aswell, stuff like baking, cooking, rolling over, lie dead, I dunno o_O;;

Brought to you by Boo and Crucifix....we make a great team -.-;;;
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[naota]

[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][SIZE=1]A boy was walking slowly by the sub dock,the wind was blowing gently on his face and his big navy blue wing was wrapped around his chest. That was untill he spotted a sign where it said "Recruiting good bakers for the rise of the COOKIE AVENGERS!". The boys wing sprung up and behind his back lifting the boy one foot into the air for a minute then he landed back down. The boy was jumping in joy and ran towards the sub dock and climbed up a ladder where he saw a big table with multiple chairs around it.

The boy walked to a chair and then screamed out

"WHERE DO YOU SIGN OUT" He said with a big grin on his face

The hawian music stopped and Dobbel immediatly stared at him.

".......idiot" he grumbled in a low voice

"What was that" The boy said calmly while he stared at him

"Right here" he then said with a calm face but sweat dripping down his head

The boy quickly ran next to him in a flash then sat down close to him. There was a moment of silence as Dobbel was waiting for him to say somethings about himself. It took the boy a while to figure out that he was supposed to speak and Dobbel was getting more angry and angry as the seconds passed by.

"I am Denshi Nego, and I have been baking cookies and dough since I was born. I find it very intresting actually and thats why I wanna join." he said trying to make himself act smart

Dobbel didn't look intrested so Denshi showed him one of his skills by transforming himself into a very cute girl who was wearing a bikini even though his parents forbid it. Dobbel then opened his eyes widely and then started to blush alittle as he stared at her or him if you prefer. Denshi was a girl who had long black hair shiney baby blue eyes that glistened from the sun smoothe skin and was only wearing a bikini,and his/her hair was waving and blowing away with the wind.

"I-I-I'll get back to you on this. I will soon need to see your baking in action" he said trying to get a hold of himself

Then Denshi just sat there staring at Dobbel then changed back to his kid form which disappointed Dobbel alittle but he still was thinking about letting Denshi join or not.....

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[Muad'Dib]

[CENTER][FONT=Palatino Linotype][COLOR=DarkOrange]A pair of bright, ridiculously large, blue eyes peeked over the ladder. They shifted from sdie to side, searching for enemy activity. Dobbel looked questioningly at them. "Yes...?" The eyes fixed momentarily on Dobbel before disappearing with a 'swoosh' noise that sounded oddly like it came from a mouth and not moving air.

Dobbel stared at the ladder for a moment. The eyes appeared again, slowly this time. Suddenly, Niko jumped up the ladder, yellow cushy-bat at the ready. "Freeze!!"

"..." Dobbel stared a moment, "Why?" Niko was thrown off by Dobbel's obviously superior intellect. "Because... because..."

"Are you here to sign up for the Cookie Avengers?" Dobbel questioned, annoyed.

"YES!!" Niko pointed at him with the cushy-bat, witch looked odd as the bat was nearly twice his size. "I am NIKO! The greatest Ninja EVER!"

"Uh-huh..." Dobbel said dryly.

Niko was not detered. "And to prove it, I shall become the Cookie Avenger! For I am the Ninja!" He leaped onto the table, cushy-bat pointed towards the sky in a herioc posture.

"Hey, get off my table!"

"..." Niko considered this, "Ok." He promtly hopped down and took a seat next to Denshi, who looked at him curiously. Niko glared at Denshi menacingly, grinning and gripping his yellow cushy-bat menacingly. Denshi quickly looked away.[/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER]

[Whisper]

[COLOR=Magenta]Kitty slowly opened her eyes. She sat up rubbing her head. She looked around and realized she was on a sub dock.

[I]Why am I on a sub dock?[/I]

To perplex Kitty more she found that she was wearing a very badly made kimono and had a pointy stick in her hand. She tried to remember why she was here. Her mind vaugley remembered running away from the police, but why would she do that? Kitty stood up and saw that she had been sleeping under a sign. Kitty read it.

"The Cookie Avengers," Kitty muttered to herself. Then Kitty snapped her fingers. "Oh yeah! I have to go to the meeting! But why..."

As Kitty pondered this she changed back into her red t-shirt and jeans, and walked along the sub dock. Kitty climbed up the ladder into a room with a large chair and six smaller ones. A man with a clown nose, and a fake mustache sat in the big chair. In two other chairs was a little boy and a guy with a giant cushy-bat. Not knowing what else to do Kitty walked across the room. She was going to sit down next to the guy with the cushy-bat but he waved it menacingly and she sat one chair over from him. Kitty looked around herself wondering why she would want to join the Cookie Avengers.

[I]Good[/I], Dobbel thought to himself, [I]this girl looks normal enough.[/I]

Kitty saw the man with the clown nose looking at her expectantly and realized that she should introduce herself. "Well...my name is...um...Kitty and...I'm not sure why I'm here I seem to have forgotten..." Kitty trailed off and looked nervously about her. Crickets began to chirp. The little boy took out a package and opened it. He took a treat of some kind and put it in his mouth and chewed it. Kitty thought she had seen that kind of food somewhere before. "What's that?"

The boy looked at her a little surprised that she was talking to him. "Oh this? It's pocky."

"Pocky?" Kitty's brain proscessed this information, then her eyes lit up as if enlightened. "POCKY! OH MY GOD I LOVE POCKY! SURRENDER IT TO ME!" Kitty lunged at the boy who dropped the package. She grabbed it emptiying all its contents into her mouth. She sat on the table chewing happily. Everyone stared at her. "I remember now..." In a whirl of colorful smoke, flowers, and shojo bubbles Kitty was once again garbed in her kimono waving around her pointy stick. "I Kitty, have come to join The Cookie Avengers so that I may worship my love of anime in peace, the peace that was sought to be destroyed by my wicked parents, and smite the world of evil with my almighty katana!" Kitty then began to shake her "katana" dangerously close to Dobbel's face.

"Get that twig out of my face! You're going to take one of my eyes out!"

"How dare you call it a twig. It's a katana!"

"Well whatever it is...GET IT OUT OF MY FACE AND SIT DOWN!"[/COLOR]

[Guest Sean]

[COLOR=SlateGray][SIZE=1]"Butler, can't you get us there any quicker, Jimmeny Crickets your slow today" Mr. Gumphrey was, and always was complaining. "Oh Butler stop". The car shreeched to a stop, the back door already flung open, and Charlie rolling along the ground.

"Come Back Here With My Money, You Youngin' " Charlie shouted after a few kids on skateboards and blades. Butler came to Charlies help saying "I don't think that was the boy sir".

"I am fully aware of that butler, if you knew it then you shouldn't have stopped, now lets get back to going to this meeting then butler".

"Yes ofcourse sir" Butler grumbled and got back into the car.
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The car slowly slowed down at Number Four Privet Drive. Charlie had a note for to give the receptionist. "Odd place to have a meeting Butler"

"Yes sir, ofcourse sir"

Charlie walked up to the door, pulling out a lighter he flicked it on. Then a light went out. "Hmmmm, thats not meant to happen, Dear McGonagal"

"Who's that" A purr from the wall.

"Get away you horrible cat" Butler said

"For your information, i am not a cat, i am Professor....."

"Blah blah, whatever you say, i am looking for the Cookie Avengers, can you point me in the right direction" Charlie, butted in.

McGonagal laughed, "Oh that pathetic group, your about a continent off from there HQ, you might get there in 7 hours if you get a plane" McGonagal said. Charlie laughed....."But my dear, with the wonders of the the pos, then it can take me a blink of an eye.....like this"

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And that was them, a small sign saying 'Cookie Avengers HQ'. They both walked in, "The wonders of the Otakuboards and there cunning little signs of movement......"Charlie said.

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[Ezekiel]

The thunder suddenly rolled in the background, despite the fact that the sun was shining brightly. A small figure was silhouetted against the now crimson sky, a weapon than resembled the shape of a plushie Yami Yugi was held firmly in his dirty little hand. Looking up at the door in front of him, the small boy sighed dramatically, flicking back his purple hair. ?This will be the place that decides my destin?? he was cut off by the door being slammed into his face. A man peered out and shrugged, ?Thought someone was ?ere.? He sniffled, snorting up a nostril of mucus as he finished the sentence. The door closed slowly, revealing a squashed Bishop Kawaii against the pebble dashed wall. ?-.-++++? was all Bishop could do, he sighed again, ?My life is such a tale of terror?.? The door slammed into his face again. ?WOULD YOU STOP THAT?!? The security guard looked down at the angry little chibi below him, he laughed and started to close the door. But was stopped by a stuffed Inu Yasha in the face. Of course, the doll was stuffed with cement and pins, making the experience less than enjoyable. Bishop marched down the corridor and right into Dobbel?s chambers, well, he tried to march but couldn?t open the door, so he took to shouting instead. ?I WANNA JOIN THE COOKIE AVENGERS!! I HAVE BIG PLUSHIES!!? Dobbel sighed and massaged the side of his head, ?Yes, I?m sure you do?.?

[Muad'Dib]

[FONT=Palatino Linotype][CENTER][COLOR=DarkOrange]Niko, formerly testing how far he could cross his eyes, snapped to attention. "A rival ninja challenges the Cookie Aveng-"

"-.- You're not a Cookie Avenger yet..." Dobbel cut him off. Niko pause in mid sentence, cushy-bat pointed anti-dramatically at the door. Yet another bang sounded against it.

"Come on, let me in!!!"

Niko grinned maniacly and brandished his cushy-bat. "Die evil scum!! >.<" He launched himself at the door, only to be intercepted by Kitty. "He said he had plushies!!"

Niko struggled with Kitty sitting on top of him, ">.< HE IS EVIL NINJA!!!" Kitty didn't move and Niko flailed about hopelessly, "I WILL KILL YOU!!!!" He said half to Kitty, half to the stranger behind the door.

Denshi watched it all in mild surprise. "Ummm..."

Dobbel sighed "-__- They don't pay me enough for this..."[/COLOR][/CENTER][/FONT]

[naota]

[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][SIZE=1]OCC|Lol,next time put that I was just standing there smiling or somehting like that because in situations like this I would try to act cute.Also anything I need to edit pm me!!
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Denshi raised from his seat and his wind spreaded widley accidently hitting Dubbel in the face and thunder striked as Denshi was looking dangerous as it suddenly turned dark and thunder striked. This was a very dramatic scene that happened to come as if it was just for Denshi as he started to smile again and it suddenly turned to day light again as he got prepared to say something.

"Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette" he was singing from his favorite song from Kanye Wests new work out plan

He was trying to cheer up everyone so he started to walk around in circles clapping a beat of the song while everyone was just staring at him looking at him like he was crazy. But Denshi was actually enjoying this....

" Thanks to Kanye's workout plan I'm the envy of all my friends See I pulled me a baller chick and I don't gotta work at the mall again" he sang as he started to break dance in front of everyone.

He was doing very fancey foot work as Niko interupted him by knocking Kitty off of him and then thowing his bat at him knocking him out. Dobbel went over there and picked him up and put him infront of him on the table looking at everyone like he was going to explode.

"Anything else you guys would like to get out of your sytem?" he said annoyed

Out of no where Denshi woke up quickly and started singing "I'm alittle tea pot short and stout as Niko was starting to explode.Dobbel was looking at him freaked out as he quickly jumped up and then sat at the table and stopped singing and just waited there for something to happen.[/SIZE][/COLOR]