ChibiHorsewoman Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 [color=darkviolet]I've had this idea brewing in my head for about two weeks. I think it was after the Nubain wore off, but right around the time they were preping me for the epidural. Somewhere around that time period. So in other words during the contractions near the end. Before I experianced those contractions (the baby making contractions not those gas pain ones) I thought that the most painful experiance I'd ever had was when I had my wisdom teeth removed and then the pain killers wore off. Man was I wrong. I shouldn't complain too much because I did get an epidural at the end, but I did wait until the very end. And they put the thing right in your spinal cord between the lower vertibre so you have to arch your back while they stick this long needle in your back to numb you then the thick one which is the epidural. As for the baby making contractions. Well, I was having back labor which is quite painful. So painful that when the nubain was wearing off I couldn't even talk. It felt like someone had thrown me down a flight of stairs (think the flight of stairs shown in INuYasha at Kagome's shrine) then stomped on me. Owch! Well, I've shared mine, I want to hear yours. No really, I do[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
... Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 :wow: Well I?ve never had children. ;) So I can?t say my pain was worse than yours? lol I would have to say the time I got myself beaten up in 7th grade. I was waiting for my mom to pick me up when a group of girls came up and started screaming at me for various reasons. I didn?t feel like hearing it, so I walked away, and one got in my face. I pushed her away, and the other 5 just clobbered me. This wasn?t on school grounds, so I couldn?t exactly do anything about it. I got kicked in the stomach for the most part. But yeah, since then, I?ve been very um? well, let?s just say no one ever picked a fight with me again and leave it at that. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sui Generis Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 [color=indigo]Well I really can't compete with the whole labor and contractions issue, but meh oh well. I've had a couple pretty painful experiences. 1) When I dislocated my hip. Man that hurt like heck, untill I went into shock. I was playing football in 8th grade and I made a diving block on the punt return, unfortunatly my cleat decided it wanted to stay where it was, but my body wanted to keep going. So needless to say I dislocated my hip, which screwed up my back and had many painful experiences putting it back to the right way. 2)My most recent concussion. I ran full speed into a fence trying to nag a homerun against our rivals. It was a pretty cool way to go out, because well I ended up catching the ball, but just imagine running full speed into a metal pole. Yeah it was painful. Although I have to admit the pain didn't happen till after the fact. 3) Tearing two legiments in my elbow. I did that this year along with my concussion. I think that was one of the worst pains ever. It hurt so bad to do anything, I mean I couldn't type or anythign for over 3 weeks. It sucked. Those are probably my three most painful experiences, although breaking my foot is up there.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sword Breaker Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 Well, I cant beat the whole labour thing, but I know somthing that hurts pretty damn bad. Well, I play hockey, as a Goalie, and I was in the Chamionship game, (I caried the team!!), and their star player took a slap shot directly into my nads... and, I know that most probably havn't had a slapshot to the balls, but it is not nice, attall! It's like playing Roshambo with a Kangaroo, x10. I honestly couldn't move for one whole week... and, worste of all, my team lost couse of that! Thats a *****. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transtic Nerve Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 I've gotten a slap shot to the nuts before, but sorry to say thats not the most painful experience I've ever had. When i was 16 or 17, something wierd happened to me. It was like a rash on my skin or something. Anyway, it swelled up all my sweat pores and anytime I would get hot and sweat, it would build up and push against the swelling. It was pretty much all over my body except on my face and on my crotch (i just wanted to be able to say crotch, but its true)... it felt like someone took hundreds of needles at once and started poking me over and over. Its like that feeling when your foot falls asleep and starts waking back up again, but 100000 times worse. I wouldn't be bale to walk it hurt so much I would fall to the ground in pain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Panda Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 I have had many stiches, broken bones, cuts, bruises and burns. The one for me that takes the cake would have to be getting my right index finger caught in the moving gears of a piece of farm equipment. Needless to say my finger was complete ground up and I had to have it amputated. I could go into graphic detail but I am pretty sure you can all imagine what it looked like after passing through gears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted October 9, 2004 Author Share Posted October 9, 2004 [quote name='Transtic Nerve']I've gotten a slap shot to the nuts before, but sorry to say thats not the most painful experience I've ever had.[/quote] [color=darkviolet]I've heard that it can hurt to get wacked in the nuts with a pillow is that true? Because I can only go by hear-say since I don't happen to have any of my own. Confidentially I liked my labor before the pain. I was really drugged up , okay two drugs and they gave me morphine Thursaday night. I got a shot right in the butt (sorry just wanted to mention that I got a shot in the butt). I was so drugged I fell asleep between contractions. :sleep: My husband was jealous because I got Morphine [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pumpkin Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 :wow: Thank you for those nausiating details on childbirth. I rest assure you now that I will never have kids O.o;.......... I'm too big of a chicken and I've heard horrific stories about the epidurmal. As for Panda, Owch! I winched when I read that, it reminds me of this guy that I knew who's friend cut off almost all of his finger. *Shivers* As for Trastic Nerve's Story, I hate that feeling! its the worst feeling in the world to me agh, cant even imagine that. Anyways enough of me ranting...the worst painful experience that i've had? thats a really tough one because i havent had many injuries that i remember. The worst one that i can remember is.. I went down to hug my dad, and something popped in my head. Turns out i twisted a nerve, and caused a charle horse. It hurt so bad that i instantly started screaming and had to be laid down and could even pull my head up. I also had to wear a neck brace causing me to walk like a robot for weeks. Hence I was in the 1st grade, so I got teased about it for acouple of weeks. It seems so funny now thinking of myself being in a neckbrace, but back then, it hurt so bad I couldnt even walk to the bathroom or lift my head up for 2 days straight. Makes me happy that I'm not paralyzed in the neck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Transtic Nerve Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 [quote name='Panda']I have had many stiches, broken bones, cuts, bruises and burns. The one for me that takes the cake would have to be getting my right index finger caught in the moving gears of a piece of farm equipment. Needless to say my finger was complete ground up and I had to have it amputated. I could go into graphic detail but I am pretty sure you can all imagine what it looked like after passing through gears.[/quote] AHHH No more talking for you! Chibi, I've never been hit with a pillow in the nits before... but take your pillow and hit your husband int he nuts... if he screams really loud, well there you go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted October 9, 2004 Author Share Posted October 9, 2004 [quote name='Transtic Nerve']Chibi, I've never been hit with a pillow in the nits before... but take your pillow and hit your husband int he nuts... if he screams really loud, well there you go.[/quote] [color=darkviolet]I tried but he blocked it. :laugh: He did say that it hurts when you get flicked in the nads I guess military guys can get a bit strange at times. Oh yeah, Panda, go you and your missing finger! My daughter only has nine fully formed toes. the middle one on her left foot just has a little bud on top of it. It's kind of cool though, we call it her lucky toe. But as for stitches and stuff all I got was a 2nd degree tear I'm still bleeding from that.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baron Samedi Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 [size=1]The worst pain I've experienced was coming off a skateboard going down hill, and sliding about 5 metres on my stomach. Ripped up a bit for sure. Not even any scars now though. I am soooo tame.[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vicky Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 [SIZE=1][B]I've only had a few worst pains, I was told though when I was 3 I nearly choked to death when I smashed my head of a machine with something in my mouth, and I have a scar on my right eyebrow from that and a scar on my lip (faint on my lip, though), but I can't remember that, however my brother said it must have hurt like hell because of the way I was after it. Anyway, once when I was 5 or somethin', I was riding down a rocky road which was steep on my little bike, when something made my brain shout "Pull the front brake!", so, I did, and then I when right over the handle bars, onto the floor and fell down the hill, with my chin on the ground. I ended up with a lot of large cuts on my face and chin after that, and it really, really hurt. When I was 11, I cracked my neck to the side (I do it all the time, I know... the doctor told me not too but I can't help it) and I couldn't move it back. I tried to, but it was like some sharp pain sticking into my neck and it hurt like hell! I was sat on my chair with my head titled to one side for about an hour because I was too scared to move it back. Everytime I did, it hurt real bad. Then when I woke up in the morning it was okay. Meh, I haven't had any painful stuff that can compare to most of your stories...[/SIZE][/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ellerby Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 [SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkGreen]I have 3 most painful experiences. You decide which is the worst.[/COLOR] [COLOR=DarkOliveGreen][list=1] [*]I was about 7 and was riding my bike down my street when I saw a shortcut I had never taken before. So I rode onto the grass and was just about to go through this "empty fence" when my guts felt like they were tangled up and I flipped off my bike on the other side of the fence. Turns out there was invisible wire. Luckily it hit my tire first, otherwise I may not be living. [*]I was about 9 when this one happened. My brother is a huge Paintball fan. He even used to play for Toronto's Paintball team. Well, anyways, he wanted to show me what it felt like to be shot with a paintball, so I stepped outside, in shorts and a sweater. He was at point blank range. Like 2 metres away from me. He was [i]supposed[/i] to shoot my arm but instead shot the area right behind my knee! Ow! I tell you, that hurts as much as getting your finger smashed with a hammer! 'Cuz, that's happened to me before too. :P [*]My last painful experience happened when I was 11 almost 12. My friend and I were biking up a very steep walkway.. I stood up on my bike so I could push back down but instead one of my peddals came flying off and when my legs fell down (meanwhile my bike is going backwards because of me not pushing) the other pedal came flying off and dug a hole right into my leg. Nowadays I have a very big hole in my leg where little threads of skin have tried and failed to heal over. [/list] [/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
future girl Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 I remember being really young and running back home from Church in this red shoes a la Wizard of Ozz. I slipped and the whole right side of my face slid across the gravel. All of my cheek and forhead was red and raw with little bits of skin hanging here and there. What hurt most though was getting home and my mom putting iodine and rubbing alcohol on it. Poor me :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chobit Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 [quote name='Panda']I have had many stiches, broken bones, cuts, bruises and burns. The one for me that takes the cake would have to be getting my right index finger caught in the moving gears of a piece of farm equipment. Needless to say my finger was complete ground up and I had to have it amputated. I could go into graphic detail but I am pretty sure you can all imagine what it looked like after passing through gears.[/quote] Oh my Lord,Panda,PLEASE. Wow,after hearing that and the childbirth thing,I don't think I've actually experienced pain before. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Epitome Posted October 9, 2004 Share Posted October 9, 2004 [size=1]This may not seem like a painful experience but it was... I was at a party and everyone was having a good time and being the retard that I am I tryed to skateboard(without wheels, trucks, etc.) down some steps. So I get to the top, go down, and next thing I know, I hit a huge woodpiece and am waking up for being unconcious(sp?) for about 2 minutes. I woke up and my whole left arm was in so much pain. It turns out I had broken my clavical into 3 pieces and one piece almost was caught between another bone closer to my shoulder. I couldnt move my right arm for about 2 weeks, had surgery, went through 4 weeks of physical therapy, and now Im back!!![/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Midnight Rush Posted October 11, 2004 Share Posted October 11, 2004 I've been hit with a pillow in the balls, and yes it hurts. Not super badly though, just a dull sting type thing. My most physically painful experience....hmmmmmmmmm.... Definetly the time I was hit full force by a hockey stick in the side... right below the rib cage. I couldn't breathe for like a minute and everything turned white. Very freaky. For three/four weeks after that, I had a massive purple bruise there, hurt like hell. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted October 11, 2004 Author Share Posted October 11, 2004 [quote name='Midnight Rush']I've been hit with a pillow in the balls, and yes it hurts. Not super badly though, just a dull sting type thing.[/quote] [color=darkviolet]Thank you for being a test subject. What did you do to deserve it? or was it just a random male thing?[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Midnight Rush Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 [quote name='ChibiHorsewoman][color=darkviolet']Thank you for being a test subject. What did you do to deserve it? or was it just a random male thing?[/color][/quote] Lol it was kind of funny. I was at my friend Bryce's 18th B-day party, and we all had a great time. After the party was supposed to be over, however, a few of us stayed behind...maybe five guys and six girls. Everyone was sort of... caffiened, among other things for a few of them lmao, and we had a giant pillow fight. I hit some guy across the face with a pillow, and his girlfriend (totally fatigued and such...) flipped out and smashed me in the sensitive place. Night turned out fun tho. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gin-kun Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 Yes, it hurts to get hit in the nuts.... With anything... I haven't been hit there lately, but I did hit myself there by accident with my nun-chucks. o3o;; Another painful experience. Breaking my arm when I was 7. I can't say that I've broken many bones, cause I get more than enough calcium everyday. This being my one and only broken bone (so far), I would not want to do it again. We were playing hide and seek. I was running from the person that was it. I tripped over a tree root, and landed smack on another one. Broke both the Radius and Ulna (I believe that's the name of them). Sad to say that was the worst summer of my life. The very week I got my cast off, I had to get my tonsils out. Yet another I've had was the bike wreck a few months ago. I was riding ahead of my friends and bro (they were on foot) and I don't know what happened, but the next thing I knew, I was on the ground. Scraped up the back of my hand, the front of my other hand, and sprained my wrist. Not to mention the various scratches I had on my right side. I was still on my bike as I lay there for a few seconds. Couldn't move. Another (yes, another) was when I was around 8 (I think...) I was jumping on my trampoline. I did a little suicide dive thing, and landed on the back of my neck. Couldn't move for a few minutes, so I must've hurt my back in some way. I was lying there trying to get off. Nothing. I still don't think my parents know. :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kanariya Posted October 12, 2004 Share Posted October 12, 2004 [size=1][color=darkslateblue]I really don't do activites that much anymore, so I'm usually safe. But from the childhood years, let's go back...(my experiences aren't real too painful, compared to being in labor) I remember running on the sidewalk and tripping over one of those in ground lamps, and the skin peeled on my knee, and a good amount of blood was pouring out. And another, it just happened last Saturday. (whatever you do, don't do this certain one >.>) I made up this kind of thing called the burrito ritual. It is when you yell 'burrito', and then run around with a knife in your hand, holding it up in the air. (Yeah, reaalll safe.) Well during this particular on Saturday I decided, 'Ah, let's put a large amount of white-out on my face and then it'll be even better!' So I did, and in return I could not wash off that white out, and after I did, hell did my face burn. I still have proof; irritation from white out is still on my face, and it is still slightly red.[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lea Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Menstrual cramps. And when I wrecked, my head and body ached for the longest time afterwards. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted October 13, 2004 Author Share Posted October 13, 2004 [quote name='lea2385']Menstrual cramps.[/quote] [color=darkviolet]Man, I'd hate to get your menstral cramps Lea.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Sean Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 [SIZE=1][COLOR=SlateGray]Meh, worst pain....well, what about randomly sitting on your balls. Very painful, all guys better watch out. For even sitting down can be a hazard. A very painful hazard that lasts for ages! Well the above topic and also falling out a tree and damaging my windpipe, i couldn't breath right for about 2 weeks. And when i was breathing it stung. The moral of this story is....be wary of sitting down, and don't climb up your neighbours tree's. Good good -__________- --Sean[/COLOR][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dranart34 Posted October 13, 2004 Share Posted October 13, 2004 Basicly i never had children nore will i ever since im a male but my painful experience would probably be breaking my right arm and left leg...im able to use both of them again thankfully but i dont really feel like talking about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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