Most painful ([physically painful) experiance ever

[2010DigitalBoy]

I feel physical pain every day. Being odd has its costs. evil jocks....

Yeah, I pretty much get my smurf kicked by every smurfing jock in school.... and it sucks. Even my freinds cant help beating the smurf out of me every now and then. Yep... life sucks. Its gunna be even more painful next year (Im in 8th grade). yep. A little jab in the arm every five minutes starts to get painful until it hurts to get flicked there... oh wait, it always hurts when I get flicked there. Yeah, I have a very low tolerance for pain. Thats my punishment for wearing an Inuyasha shirt under a Zelda jacket talking about hating sports in a school where only the girls like anime. And the geeks in my school are smurfin juggernauts who only resist the urge to kill because they dont wanna get in trouble

Most painful experience? Stubbing my toe. Oh, that smurfs....

[Drix D'Zanth]

Eh.. the most pain I've ever experienced would not be of the physical sort. I've broken my fair share of bones.. but none have been so painful that I would lament them any more than a bad case of bronchitis. I prefer to share my experiences witnessing other people's pain (i work at a hospital and as an athletic trainer for my old highschool).

Athletic trainer-wise.. I?ve seen compound fractures and broken necks. Breaking a neck usually sends a person straight into unconsciousness, and athletic fractures are so reacted by the adrenaline rush (this is a biological response to counter the intense, shock threatening, pain) that they don't even see that they broke their arm.

The Achilles tendon... Yup, seeing a baseball player pivot just enough to snap the Achilles (the stress upon his ankle must have been astronomical) has got to have been the most painful experience I've seen in my athletic training career. The loud pop of the tendon tearing, followed by his immediate collapsing to the ground was more startling than I could have ever expected. My immediate response was to grip right above where the tendon would meet the muscle to prevent the entire tissue mass from rolling up (think of a yo-yo string, rolling back up into the leg) into his leg. The poor guy was absolutely beside himself in hysteria. I can justifiably say that the pain would be comparable to childbirth... yup.

ER stories..

Ok, I should note the two most common pain-related cases that walk into the ER are Migraines and Menstrual Cramps respectively. Both, I?ve not really experienced, but seeing the intense pain burned onto each of the victim's faces surely compels me to thank God... I suppose the best example for menstrual cramps and putting it in perspective for guys would be this scenario: Kinda like getting kicked in the nuts hard... for about half an hour. Most women were brought in by wheelchair with sufficient menstrual pain. Migraines were pretty easy to treat, mostly a painkiller and drug that would relax the capillaries in the brain matter, reducing the pressure that would cause migraines.

As for the most painful thing I've ever witnessed: It's a tie.

this one's pretty intense... read at your own risk.
[spoiler]1. The de-sheathed penis... Some guy came in explaining he had a fetish for vacuum cleaners and sticking Mr. Johnson directly into the pipe. Well, on this unfortunate instance, he couldn't find the long hose-attachment. So Mr. Smart decided to stick Smart-Junior into the nozzle-attachment hole... the beater caught his penis and tore the relatively thin layer of skin right off; effectively de-sheathing it. You know how much rug burns hurt? Just think if that were on your penis... *shivers*

2. A car accident came in with a guy suffering from 3rd degree burns around his entire body. The car exploded, literally burning his clothes off of his body. Layers of skin would slide off of him as they tried to move him from the ambulance to a bed. He died because of the severe exposure to his tissue, the sheer bleeding, and the burns themselves damaged some of his organ systems into failure. He was code blue before he reached the ER... That was a pretty sick thing to see...[/spoiler]

Me? Well? I cut my hand on some glass once? *shrug*

A few things... Liliath Ril, you went into shock after dislocating your hip? I'm guessing it's a endocrine shock rather than a typical thorasic shock... Just wondered if the dislocating hip clamped your femoral, sending you into shock

And Anatema, I think your mom rubbed isopropyl, rubbing alchohol is a different type, if I remember. Just to clarify not scrutinize, as I hope no one starts putting rubbing alchohol on their wounds!!

[Soliel]

[COLOR=GREEN]Hum... my painful experience is kind of odd, only because I can remember this from so long ago.

I'd have to say that one of my most painful experiences was when I broke my arm 16 years ago. I was two years old (OK you can laugh now). I think the fact I can remember this from when I was that young, shows that this was a painful event in my life. I did it doing something stupid too; I wanted to ride a tricycle down a slide. :stupid:

The only other time I can think of is when I was sick with the flu for a week, a few years back. I had a really bad hacking cough that made it feel like I had tacs in my throat. Then that lead to strept thoat. That wasn't a very fun week. :moron: [/COLOR]

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]I'm not going to quote Drix's reply at the risk of reading something really [i]really[/i] disgusting.

But I've had some pretty damn painful migrains. The worst was one that I had while I still lived in Texas, Lincoln came home from work for lunch and I was barely coherant and very nausous (sorry, I can't spell that word and am too damn lazy to look for a dictionary)

Anyway I ended up going to the emergency room for that and they gave me some kind of IV drip which knocked me out and got rid of my migrain. I was out of it for the rest of the day. But on the bright side it got me out of making dinner that night.

The sucky thing is I get them on a monthly basis, but I can't take Imotrex because it increases my weight and my blood pressure too much. So I rely on taking Excedrine migrain as soon as I feel the pain. Or sleeping for the whole day, which makes keeping a job impossible.So I have to keep the Excedrine on me at all times.


Other than that I have a pretty high pain tolerance, I probably could have slept through the contractions the day before I had Abby without the injection of morphene. I still can't believe I slept between the contractions near the end of my labor-I am such a freak.[/color]

[IceRose]

"Well the whole labor thing, I think no one can match that but I have a good one, What about 8 broken bones.


[QUOTE=vicky][SIZE=1][B]I've only had a few worst pains, I was told though when I was 3 I nearly choked to death when I smashed my head of a machine with something in my mouth, and I have a scar on my right eyebrow from that and a scar on my lip (faint on my lip, though), but I can't remember that, however my brother said it must have hurt like hell because of the way I was after it.

Anyway, once when I was 5 or somethin', I was riding down a rocky road which was steep on my little bike, when something made my brain shout "Pull the front brake!", so, I did, and then I when right over the handle bars, onto the floor and fell down the hill, with my chin on the ground. I ended up with a lot of large cuts on my face and chin after that, and it really, really hurt.

When I was 11, I cracked my neck to the side (I do it all the time, I know... the doctor told me not too but I can't help it) and I couldn't move it back. I tried to, but it was like some sharp pain sticking into my neck and it hurt like hell! I was sat on my chair with my head titled to one side for about an hour because I was too scared to move it back. Everytime I did, it hurt real bad. Then when I woke up in the morning it was okay.

Meh, I haven't had any painful stuff that can compare to most of your stories...[/SIZE][/B][/QUOTE]

[chobit]

I got my nipple stuck in a fence once.

It hurt really bad and then it just went away.So,it wasn't too bad.

I hope I can still do things with it though.

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[quote name='chobit']I got my nipple stuck in a fence once.[/quote]

[color=darkviolet]Well, you've piqued my curiousity...how on earth did you get your nipple caught in a fence? Then again..do we really want to know?


I got my tongue stuck to a fence once. It was winter and one of my friends double dared me to do it, so as a ten year old, I did it. (It kind of reminded me of that scene in A christmas story where the kid got his tongue stuck to a flagpole)It hurt for a while after I got it unstuck...I could swear that I saw all my taste buds on that fence. But it's pretty much healed now and I can do stuff with it. :devil: [/color]

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]Interesting, most interesting.

Well I can say that I have experienced my fair share of pain, although it doesn't happen very often when it does it's usually something less-than-pleasant. I can actually only recall two or three incidents that are really worth mentioning, weird part is that I have never broken a bone in all my years of playing contact sports. Anyway onto the pain.

[B]1] Getting it in the testicles by a sliotar:[/B] OK I'm guessing that about nine-tenths of people thought that I just make a spelling mistake there but a sliotar is actually the ball used in the Irish sport of Hurling. The ball itself is probably a bit bigger than a baseball, not much bigger but it's just as hard, for any of you who actually have seen or played a game of Hurling then you'll already have an idea of what that pain might feel like.

What happened basically was that I was playing as a back in just a normal game between myself an a few friends a couple of months back when one of the guys took a shot at goal and my testicles got in the way. Now a lot of you may think that wouldn't hurt all the much, in the general scale of pain, but I would compare the strike of a sliotar off a hurley to be comparable to that of a baseball off a bat at full speed. [[I]Acknowledges the fact that almost every guys legs just closed in[/I]]

The next bit of what happened is a bit fuzzy, as anyone could imagine, I basically felt as though all the wind had been knocked from my body, next I remember starting to shake and after about two minutes throwing up. I remember that someone wanted to ring the hospital for an ambulance but it was decided against and I was just brought back into the house and let rest and breathe it off. I can't actually remember how long it took the pain to subside or how long I was actually out for but for about the next week I still had trouble walking.

[B]2] Pining two disks on a nerve:[/B] Most of my friends already know the story behind this one as it was the accident that forced me to leave school last year. I'd been playing on goal for a game of football (soccer), it was pretty near the end of the game and from about three meters out I took a very hard shot to the left side of my head, near my temple. My neck was pushed very hard to the left before being snapped back to the right (typical whiplash injury), at first I was just a little dazed and no worse for wear.

However within a few days of the injury I started developing really bad migraines, now I'm pretty used to headaches as I get them quite often but the magnitude of this migraine was something I hadn't felt in a long time. Over the next two and a half months I was pretty much tormented by these headaches with no relief because our family doctor decided that the ball couldn't have done the damage.

Luckily my uncle/Godfather happened to be down one evening and told me about a chiropractor down in Cork how had done work on pretty much all my cousins for different things. Eventually I went down to Cork, met Doug the chiropractor and had my neck treated, I know the description doesn't really belay the pain but if you have ever got a really bad migraine try and imagine getting it continually from 10 weeks.

Well that's about it really, there are a few more though not nearly as bad as those two.[/SIZE]

[Bio]

[font=Trebuchet MS]I've never broken any bones, never needed stitches, and never had any significant bodily injuries. So, I guess I'm just boring too. I do have a few painful experiences, even though they probably don't amount to most of the others here.

A few years ago, a certain female friend of mine decided it would be smart to come up to me and kick me in the nads, with her shin. I managed to stumble to a couch and lie there for about half an hour, but it hurt. Probably not as much as the Hurling story, but it [i]hurt.

[/i]Probably a year ago, me and a few friends were walking in the woods, and we stopped at a clearing to 'stick-fight' (incredibly smart and just as fun). I had a scythe like stick, and my opponent had a club. During the 'fight', my stick was broken by my friend. Angrily, I charged him, more for effect than anything. Needless to say, he got out of the way and clubbed my spine. It wasn't really painful, but I couldn't really move for about a minute (and in that time I cursed him in every imaginable way).

So, nothing even mildly incredible. ^^;
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[chobit]

[QUOTE=ChibiHorsewoman][color=darkviolet]Well, you've piqued my curiousity...how on earth did you get your nipple caught in a fence? Then again..do we really want to know?
[/QUOTE]

Yeah,you probably don't,the story not only involves the nipple,it also involves the rest of the boob and some minor knicker flashing.

[defbug]

I don't want to bring this up since it may be gross but I have to post this... Since I was 11 or 12, my mother took me to the hospital so I can have my kidneys flushed or whatever procedure the doctors will be doing since I had a bed wetting problem so they put iodine on the tube and put it inside my penis until it reached my kidneys and put some kind of mineral water or whatever to fill both of my kidneys until it looks big while I saw my kidneys on the x-ray screen or sonargram machine to check for my kidneys and when it got big, I screamed that I was about ready to pee but they rushed in time with a bedpan or bed pail while I peed the whole thing out and finally flushed whatever they put in my kidneys and gave me some medicine to control my bedwetting problem.. It works for some time and it does... I'm glad it stopped while I was 14 years old.... Kinda embarassing telling about that... :blush: :faint:

[Red]

[color=#002E55]Some things that have been in here so far sound pretty darn painful, eh.

I've had quite a few breaks and dislocations, but the most painful things that happened to me were :

First, getting jumped by someone with a crowbar on my way home from school. I ended up with something that felt like a 5 bottle of whiskey hangover along with a dislocated shoulder and knee.

Second would probably be the first time I dislocated my knee. I was playing basketball when basically stepped on my knee whilst trying to get the ball from me, pushing my leg down onto the floor. I didn't feel anything and thought nothing of it until I stood up and realised my kneecap wasn't in the right place anymore. My knee made a funny sound and then just hurt like it was being repeatedly run over for a week.

Third would be when I got beaten up by about 20 people after failing to avoid them, as they were chasing after me. I didn't really feel it when it happened, but I sure did when I woke up.

Not fun things that happened really, I just wish I could've avoided them.[/color]

[foreverinfinity]

I have had one experience that was rather painful but don't compare to most of these things. but anyway, here it is.

When I was five or six, we lived in an apartment building that had a swimming pool we could use. The pool had no diving board and was edged with bricks. at the time I had just learned how to hold my breath underwater and gotten over my fear of jumping in the pool. I jumped in a couple of times and then decided, "hey, wouldn't it be cool if I could jump [I]Backwards[/I] into the pool?" So, being a stupid little kid, I decide to do it. And wouldn't ya know, I didn't jump back far enough and ended up ramming my chin against the pool's edge. it's a good thing the water was shallow or I would have broken my jaw, most likely. Anyway, I cut my chin and couldn't go swimming for three weeks. The spot where I got cut still itches sometimes. That was kind of painful.

[Haruhara Haruko]

The most painful thing that has ever happened to me (and still is) is a "disease" I have on my left leg.
I was at soccer training over the summer. The first day we were running laps and I got at long cut on my left leg. It didn't hurt or anything so I just put on my shin gards and we practiced for about two hours in pouring rain and mud. The cut got infected form the sweat and mud. I didn't really pay much attention to it because it didn't hurt or look that bad, I just kept washing it and all that. Well about a month later in early September my leg looked like it had blisters all over it and it was starting to hurt when I was running on it. Then the pain got so bad I couldn't even have the leg of my pants touch it. I went to the doctors about 6 times and all of them had differing oppinions on what excatly it was/is.Anymore my leg is so bad I can't even move it to get out of bed. The only way I can describe the pain is something like the worst brush burn you have ever gotten, the feeling you get when push down on a black and blue mark, getting punched really really hard in the face and to top it all of it is the equivalent of having your leg set on fire. Now I've never had my leg set a blaze (that one time the fire was really tiny so it didn't really count) but I feel this is probally a simalar pain.

[lcrisler]

[QUOTE=Transtic Nerve]AHHH No more talking for you!

Chibi, I've never been hit with a pillow in the nits before... but take your pillow and hit your husband int he nuts... if he screams really loud, well there you go.[/QUOTE]



:eek: I can't believe a man would tell a chick to hit another man in the ballsack...guess Chibi didn't warn anybody that I post on here too...damn. This site might not be quite as amusing now...

And you are TOTALLY not getting a card at Christmastime!

[Guest Mirreille-chan]

I've had several painful expreiances (I can't put these in order of pain so I'll put them in the order that they happened)
1: When i was 6 I fell over and a shard of glass got lodged in my knee
2: when I was 9, I slipped on my dog's vomit and banged my chin off the fireplace.
4: A while ago i hit my hand off a wooden building support and a splinter got lodged under the skin at the begginning of my nail, then my mum tried to get it our with tweasers.
5: A few weeks ago, my brother's friend accidently shut my hand in the door, he's 15 and really strong it made a sort of temperary dent in my hand.

[Heero Darkangel]

Well...I don't know what its like to have kids because I'm a male (and damn that sounds painful enough)....but I guess my most recently painfull experience happened about a few months back...my best friend and I were arguing and we started fighting.. so I grabbed him and pushed him towards the opened window (I live in a two storied house) which was open, he flipped out but grabbed my shirt as he was falling, i tried to stop him but I was off balance and we both fell out the window, the freak landed on the hedge bush and I landed on my mothers rose garden.....I don't know which was more worse...the fact of falling out the window or the fact that I missed the hedge completely and landed in the rose garden on my side...I mean the landing was kind of soft but...the thorns...Damn...thats one trip i wont be taking again...LOL

[natetron46]

Ouch...second story window. Pregnancy? Tha sounds pretty bad. My simple story begins on January 1, 2004 when I was fooling around in a tree just acting like a monkey. I decided it was time to come down so i grabbed a bracnh and chose to "swing" down from it. Well, it was a little cold and the tree bark was very smooth so I started swinging and then kept swinging when one of my hands slipped off and I feel to the ground. I got up and was like, "Wow kinda rough" with no pain at all/ But then the wooziness set in and I look down at my wrists. Both were broken. The palm of both my hands was pused up on the back of my wrists. The pain kept intensifying... pretty bad especially since it took an hou rto get to a hospital.

[Infinite2002]

My post physically painful experience would have to be the recovery period after my second knee operation. I tore my ACL and injured my PCL and received a need based surgery so that I could play sports. However, there were complication with the operation and the time of the procedure increased from 2 hours to 3 hours. Because of this the doctor had to take extensive measures to correct the complication and complete the operation thus leaving me with increasingly painful scar tissue and swelling. The first operation was not as bad. The experience in which my description lies was seconded only by the shot wound I received on my right shoulder blade while coming home from school. Being as how it was a ricochet and during an adrenaline rush, the pain was dramatically decreased.

[Scottd087]

My most painful was when I was in 5th grade. I was bikeing with a friend when a car came out of nowhere and hit me while I was on my bike. I flew over the car and broke my leg and had to go into emergency. I lay there yelling my arse off with a huge dent in my leg I saw my bone. :( I couldn't walk for a couple months and In all I was in a cast for 7 months! and on one of the last days after my last cast they pulled the HUGE pinn out of my leg....And I had NO meddication before so the doctor pulled it out when my eyes where wide open. Then I had 3 months of leg therapy.

Well, that was it I still have a huge scar on my leg :P

[Erika]

[size=1][color=royalblue]Ish rather pleasant...X.X;

For some odd reason, I've been moderately active thoughout my life, daring occasionally, but I've never been seriously injured, lol.

The only thing that caused me to lay down and screech and cry was when I was about middle-school-aged. Well, I was sitting at the living room desk, 'k? Thing is, there was a 25-30-pound concrete block underneath the leg space, against the wall.

I happened to have nothing on my feet...

...and happened to accidentally kick it over. Worse enough when I stubbed my toe, even worse when the block fell onto it. My own world of pain seemed to have known no bounds. :p My toenail turned bluish purple for a few weeks, before coming off in the public pool, lol. XD

The most gruesome memory I have is when I was wearing regular shoes (and I was about 5-6-ish), and was climbing over a lumber pile. I stepped on a large, rusty nail, which left a hole in my foot and the sole of my shoe.

My foot was literally skewered.[/color][/size]

[SilverCyclone]

Wow...Most physically painful experience occured a few hours ago. Running in my PE class (on asphalt) a tripped and slid (actually, sliding is an understatement. More like dredged, ate it, and left half my skin and blood on the ground) around 5 feet on my palms and right knee. The knee is still bleeding, and my palms are shredded. I went to the nurse, cleaned and bandaged it, but only the knee patch is still on. That is definitely the most painful experience so far. God...it still stings as I type this! *grabs Neosporin* Sweet relief...take me away from the pain....

[Akieen Cloud]

ROFLAO wow! some of these are hilarious because many of them my freinds or family members have done or could do. The pillow in the balls thing I'm gonna have to try on my brother. LOL.

Anyway I have had quiet a few painful times in my life now at the age of 16 more than I would like to have but I only hve like 3 that reach the charts, nothing to labor or a finger gone...but pretty bad for my life.

I was like 3 and fell off a 20 foot slide braking my collar bone. that hurt like a bull.
I was like 10 and jumped from my roof thinking I could fly, rolled down the driveway for about 2 min...scraped me up pretty bad.
But the worst one was when I was trying to pickup orange peels with a knife and shoved the knife through my hand..that was like 10 years ago and I still have a very good looking scar from that.

I've had other really good ones but none that I wanna share...I have to keep SOME dignity for my brother and me...but thier funny as hell.

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[QUOTE=lcrisler]:eek: I can't believe a man would tell a chick to hit another man in the ballsack...guess Chibi didn't warn anybody that I post on here too...damn. This site might not be quite as amusing now...

And you are TOTALLY not getting a card at Christmastime![/QUOTE]

[color=darkviolet]Why don't you tell everyone about the time Morales pinched your nipple with a pair of needle nose pliers because you were tweeking your nipple with them for fun and you came home with a scab on your nipple? Or maybe about the time Apsey hit you in the nuts with a soda bottle because you flicked him in the nuts with a pencil.

I swear, the things you military guys do when there aren't any Humvees to wash or cigarettes to smoke :laugh: ! Why the hell were you tweeking your nipple in the first place?

Oh, and fess up, nobody gets Christmas cards from you anyway![/color]

[Lady_Rin]

If I exclude child birth it would be the time I received a bite from a black widow on my hand. A small bubble or blister rose on my finger where I was bitten and the pain was excruciating. It ran from my fingers to my shoulder as of I were on fire. This happened with a minute or two of being bitten. Rangers first aid was to remove the blister with his finge rnails and amazingly the pain stopped immediately.