Oreo's as.... sex symbols?

[Guest Midnight Rush]

Oreo's... the delicious little black round things with the wonderful white inbetweenness. Commonly known as a cookie with filling. These "cookies" can be seen all around the world, as the definitive guide to truth, the TV tells us....

But what makes Oreo's sell so well?

I can't be taste or price, because that would be logical. No. It must be something better. Thus we come to the point of this topic: What are the REAL effects of Oreo's?

I was discussing this with myself and thought of a few things:

Stops baldness

Stops wieghtgain

Gives immortal life...

But then I realized, those things weren't good enough. I know what it is. They sexify whoever eats them. Has anyone else noticed this? I haven't either, don't worry.

The lack of observable evidence hasn't stopped scientists before, so I must carry on this quest: What are the mystical properties of Oreo's?

I need your opinions. Or we will all be doomed to a life without... knowing!

[Jim_Hawking]

First things first, dude you are reading way too far into it. The oreo cookie is just that, a cookie. Two crunchy chocolate outer pieces sandwiching a layer of creamy white...creamy stuff. Nothing more, nothing less.

Next, "They sexify whoever eats them." not true. Otherwise, I'd most likely have my own personal harem by now.

Lastly, just take it at face value. An extremely tasty, and errily addictive cookie snack.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must finish watching this hilarious flash toon, "Dad's Home."

Goodbye.

[Guest Midnight Rush]

geez... someone can't take a joke

[chobit]

I think an Oreo would be intresting during sex.Is that what this topic is about?I don't get it.

Anyways,all I know about Oreos is that they contain a lot of fat.So I can't eat them.Especially the "double stuffed" kind.When my mum buys them,I write "FAT MAKERS" on the bag so I don't eat them.

[Ezekiel]

[COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][SIZE=1]It's because they give your milk extra flavour when they go all soggy and drop off when you dip them.
Actually, I find that quite annoying...that's why I don't eat Oreos....and I'm fully aware that this was a joke, please don't take me seriously.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Fyxe]

[size=1][color=darkblue]Woah, if Oreos "sexify" whoever eats them... I must be really sexy.

Anyway, maybe the way some people eat Oreos makes other people kinky. Heh. That could be true though, depending on how a person is, a lot of things can make people kinky, but I'm not going to get into that....

Oreos are Oreos and that's all my mind can think of past that.[/color][/size]

[DetectiveMikeRS]

Oreos represent the unity of mankind regardless of skin color, or that's the black and white cookie according to Sienfeld.

[Guest Midnight Rush]

Interesting chobit... I haven't considered that.

*Consideres that*

Yea it would be interesting. Good even, depending..

I assume milk is the drink of choice while consuming the non-sexificational Oreo's?

Does anyone drink Coke and Oj (Seperate glasses) with them like me?

[Baron Samedi]

[size=1]I like Oreos. There is something addictive about the status symbol. If you have Oreos you must be cool.

And they happen to taste pretty damn good too.[/size]

[future girl]

I like Oreos, I eat Oreos, despite this I consider them rather unsexy. They make your saliva black and black saliva is something I associate with people that chew tobacco or some other unhygenic habit. I wouldn't want to kiss someone with an unhygenic habit or someone that reminds me of someone with an unhygenic habit and therefore Oreos aren't sexy. ::nods::

[Queen Asuka]

[color=hotpink][size=1]I TOTALLY believe that Oreos make you sexier. At least in my case, lol. As I was sitting here today, minding my own business, munching on my Halloween Oreos (orange cream, yummyness), Mimmi dons me as [b]Sexyness.[/b] Why else would she give that nickname to me? Is it because I was already sexy? (*coughyeahcough*)

MAYBE IT WAS THE OREOS!

Sorry, I get SO enthused about Oreos. They are my favorite cookie. And even if I am getter fatter, at least I still look sexy while eating them. ^_^[/color][/size]

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]I guess if you sexily lick the creamy whit filling Oreos suddenly become some kind of sexiness. But aside from that fact I don't see the sexiness in Oreos? Nope I dodn't see that.

Now Hostess cupcakes... :tasty: Don't you think?

Also off topic, but off the top of my head does anyone besides me think that a twinkie is some sort of phallic representaiton? Or maybe it's just me and what's about to be six months of [spoiler]sex[/spoiler] deprivation.[/color]

[wiccansamurai]

I hope they make me sexy! I just bought a big thing of double stuff for spar time at school. Yumyum. :tasty:

Sure, it may make me fat, but that's a risk I'm willing to take. Chubby can be sexy too! If it weren't boys would leave me alone more. :(

*Hugs here oreos*

[Hevn]

[quote name='Jim_Hawking']The oreo cookie is just that, a cookie. Two crunchy chocolate outer pieces sandwiching a layer of creamy white...creamy stuff. Nothing more, nothing less.[/quote]
[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][B]It's not just a cookie! >:O[/B]
[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[quote name='chobit][color=darkviolet']Especially the "double stuffed" kind[/color][/quote]
[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][B]Double stuffed oreos will make you god.[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[quote name='Methuselah][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue][SIZE=1]It's because they give your milk extra flavour when they go all soggy and drop off when you dip them.[/SIZE'][/COLOR][/quote]
[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][B]Maybe you dip them too long. =D[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[quote name='Lix][size=1][color=darkblue]Woah, if Oreos "sexify" whoever eats them... I must be really sexy.[/color'][/size][/quote]
[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][B]No, dear. There's a special way of eating Oreos so you'll achieve sexiness. ^_~[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[quote name='DetectiveMikeRS']Oreos represent the unity of mankind regardless of skin color, or that's the black and white cookie according to Sienfeld.[/quote]
[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][B]No they don't. >:O[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[quote name='anatema']They make your saliva black.[/quote]
[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][B]They make the in betweens of your teeth black too, heh.[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[quote name='Queen Asuka][color=hotpink][size=1]MAYBE IT WAS THE OREOS![/color'][/size][/quote]
[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][B]I know for sure that it was. ^_~[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman][color=darkviolet]Or maybe it's just me and what's about to be six months of [spoiler]sex[/spoiler'] deprivation.[/color][/quote]
[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][B]I think it's the six-months of sex deprivation, you poor thing.[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][B]I'm a living proof that oreos sexify people. Just ask [URL=http://http://www.otakuboards.com/member.php?u=7699]Alan[/URL]. ^_~[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Emme888]

[QUOTE=Hevn][COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1]

[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][B]No, dear. There's a special way of eating Oreos so you'll achieve sexiness. ^_~[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]
[/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE]


really? I didn't know consuming fatty calories made you sexy? yeah eating a couple won't hurt you... but obviously from your obession with them.. it sounds like to me you're packin down the oreos at a fast pace. Slow down, and enjoy them for simplely being a cookie.

And eating bags full at a time will only give you a gut...

[SIZE=4]And that's definately not sexy.[/SIZE]

[Hevn]

[QUOTE=Emme888]really? I didn't know consuming fatty calories made you sexy? yeah eating a couple won't hurt you... but obviously from your obession with them.. it sounds like to me you're packin down the oreos at a fast pace. Slow down, and enjoy them for simplely being a cookie.

And eating bags full at a time will only give you a gut...

[SIZE=4]And that's definately not sexy.[/SIZE][/QUOTE]
[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][B]~_~

I'm not obsessed with oreos.

*someone hands out ten bags of oreos*

OREOS!!11!!1! *munch munch munch*

Lol. Obviously, this thread is full of nonsense as it's created for the sole purpose of jesting around. So this be the last post I'll be making here. But I'll be answering the questions of the thread starter [I]seriously [/I]with my own opinion.

Oreos probably sell so well because of its taste accompanied by an impressive advertisement of showing us a unique way of eating a simple cookie. The "Twist, Lick and Dunk" experience was new and striking to little kids and even grown-ups too.

Now what are the REAL effects of Oreos? In REALITY, if you take in so much you'll get more fatty calories than you should normally take in. Another effect might be getting high from all the sugar. Now we all know the effects of being high.

Uh, I refuse to answer the question about Oreos and sexiness. >_<

What are the mystical properties of Oreo's? Basically, I don't know. If it has mystical properties it should be written in their secret recipe or something so... I just don't know, man.[/B][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Guest Midnight Rush]

I think thats it hevn, they make you high from sugar.

And when you are high, you lose a few inhibitions, thus opening a POSSIBILITY of sexification. And if many around you are already high from sugar or something, then it opens the probability of sexification...lol

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]Scary, but true a sugar high can make anyone seem sexy to you. So I would advise not sleeping with someone you met after comsuming a package of Oreos. Or for that matter Cosmos and pixie sticks. Not cool.

But if you already have teh one you love I guess a sugar high could help produce some pretty good sack sessions since I guess sugar and chocolate produce endorphines. I think[/color]

[Pumpkin]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1] The Question is how are oreos not sexy? think about it..a long day..eat alot of oreos..then you somehow get a craving for milk. hmm? Maybe that extra sugar really does bring out your sexiness....or maybe not. [/FONT][/SIZE]

[Falkon]

[QUOTE=Jim_Hawking]First things first, dude you are reading way too far into it. The oreo cookie is just that, a cookie. Two crunchy chocolate outer pieces sandwiching a layer of creamy white...creamy stuff. Nothing more, nothing less.

Next, "They sexify whoever eats them." not true. Otherwise, I'd most likely have my own personal harem by now.

Lastly, just take it at face value. An extremely tasty, and errily addictive cookie snack.

Now, if you'll excuse me, I must finish watching this hilarious flash toon, "Dad's Home."

Goodbye.[/QUOTE]
Dude this thread was meant for awesomeness, not anti-awesomeness.
(aka its a joke)

I think that oreos are as awesome... as a supernova because there are no other cookies like them.,.. That are black and have... white... filling...
Did you know: They have oreo stacking CONTESTS!?!??! yeah I got like 15... but someone got like 50. yeha I felt bad about myself then.

Oreos are just plain goodness. They go well in or on ice cream, by themselves, in milk, to compliment chicken, to beautify our pantries, to serve as a boredom reducer... there are billions of different things oreos are great for.



Oh, and yeah, theyre "America's Favorite Cookie."

[Guest Midnight Rush]

[QUOTE=Falkon]Dude this thread was meant for awesomeness, not anti-awesomeness.
(aka its a joke)

I think that oreos are as awesome... as a supernova because there are no other cookies like them.,.. That are black and have... white... filling...
Did you know: They have oreo stacking CONTESTS!?!??! yeah I got like 15... but someone got like 50. yeha I felt bad about myself then.

Oreos are just plain goodness. They go well in or on ice cream, by themselves, in milk, to compliment chicken, to beautify our pantries, to serve as a boredom reducer... there are billions of different things oreos are great for.



Oh, and yeah, theyre "America's Favorite Cookie."[/QUOTE]

50 you say? interesting.... I've gotten to like 14-15..not 50 holy crap...

America's fav. cookie.... CLUB!

The Oreo Siggy Club! All Oreo lovers join immediately!

[Delta]

[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1]
[quote name='Falkon']Did you know: They have oreo stacking CONTESTS!?!??! yeah I got like 15... but someone got like 50. yeha I felt bad about myself then.[/quote]
Find me hot; I stacked 28.

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman][COLOR=DarkOrchid']But if you already have teh one you love I guess a sugar high could help produce some pretty good sack sessions since I guess sugar and chocolate produce endorphines. I think[/COLOR][/quote]
It does! Chocolate makes you secrete endorphins thus producing a feeling comparable to an opium high. Correct me if I'm wrong but I heard it also contains some substance which the brain uses to produce serotonin, inducing feelings of euphoria. Add to that the sugar content of the whole Oreo cookie and you've got one happy (and frisky) bunny. Very sexy.

[quote name='Midnight Rush']Does anyone drink Coke and Oj (Seperate glasses) with them like me?[/quote]
*winces* And you dunk the cookie where?

[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Guest Midnight Rush]

In the milk of course.

[Falkon]

[QUOTE=eternity][Quote:
Originally Posted by Midnight Rush]
Does anyone drink Coke and Oj (Seperate glasses) with them like me?


*winces* And you dunk the cookie where?[/quote]

XD

Drink with coke and OJ??? HAHAHA I don't even like Coke. But no, I find my cookies more satisfying with... water, actually. Wait... yeah thats because I dont like milk to begin with, soooo yeah. No.

And the secreting endorphins thing? wow, looks like america has stumbled upon another drug. OOOh get this: bananas:

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A new illicit drug for america ;)
[/quote]

Sorry, I know that had nothing to do with the sheer sexiness of oreos, but since I got onto the topic of oreos being Americas new Illicit drugs, I figured I might as well mention this!

[lea]

[quote name='ChibiHorsewoman][color=darkviolet']I guess a sugar high could help produce some pretty good sack sessions since I guess sugar and chocolate produce endorphines. I think[/color][/quote]

That was terrible.


Sugar induced giddyness/highs take you so far up...

And are considerably short, and you fall hard in the end, as the engery obtained from candies/cookies doesnt last long in your system. Eat enough processed sugar and you get sick.

*points to above post*


The energy from fruit lasts longer and keeps you level, instead of the up and down roller-coaster of candies and such.

Which is why fruit is more recommended to athletes.