Sign Up The Never Ending Schemes and Evil Intension of Badman! [M-L,V, and mabye S]

[Albel the Wicked]

I'll admit, this RPG, is going to be pretty much pure comedy and just plain silly! This was an original idea by me. I think that I should share it with the OtakuBoards. There isn't really a back story to go to this, but I can give info on what should happen.
Badman, is actually an evil person. Hence the name Badman! He is actually very smart and is *dramatic music play* ENGLISH! So he has an English accent. The good thing about the person who plays as him, is that pretty much, Badman never dies. He has literrally, 5,000 clones of himself that do his bidding. This will let me use the famous quote from the skit.
"BADMAN! Impossible! We killed you!"
"WRONG! You killed my clone! I would never be foolish enough to come out in public!"
"So you're a clone too?"
"EXACTLY!"
Second thing, is that the good guy, is named GoodMan, I guess. He is like your any average day hero. He will fall into traps, say corny dialogue, make futile attemps to get some, and perhaps shoot Badman once or twice. His sidekick is actually better then him. He is a midget! He is also from the south! Which means he has a southern accent and is a midget! Man, that is silly. The sidekick, I originally name Hitman, since he uses a shotgun. Which brings us to another funny catch phrase.
"Alright Goodman, I'm about to kill you. Any last words?!"
"No, I've lived a full life."
"Then die!" *Badman's head is blown to smitherines by Hitman's shotgun*
"HOLY ****! What kind of calibur do you use!?"
HitMan:"I don't know. The kind that blows a guy's ****** head off!"
There is also some other characters, but I'll say that later. Now, the best part of the Badman series. Every now and then, they will make fun of a company's slogan. Here is yet, another good quote.
"Badman! We'll foil your evil schemes!"
*Badman finishes the burger he was eating and breathes fire after the last bite*
"WHOA! I didn't know you could breathe fire!"
"I can't, but I just had the new flamethrower burger from Carls Jr."

I think that this will be pretty funny and silly. Here are the positions.

Badman
GoodMan (Can name him something different, but it has to end in man)
Hitman (Can also be different, but has to end in Man)
Badman's 2nd in command that is also Badman's pet. (I know, it's silly)
Some girl (This is just some girl who gets in the way and is annoying to Goodman)
Henchman 1 (Optional)

That is going to be it for now.

Sign-up sheet:
Postition:
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Why you joined the RPG:
Why you wanted to be this character:

I know that the sign up is short, but, I assign the character's personality, age, and stuff to you. I'm wondering if this will even get ONE sign up.

[Persona]

Sign-up sheet:
Postition:Some girl
Appearence: [URL=http://www.magical-school.de/Yukirin/7.jpg]Annoying yet sexy girl[/URL]
Why you joined the RPG:Well becaise your my husband and i must support you...plus its a change...comedy never done one
Why you wanted to be this character: I wanted to be annoying for once.....