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type in: [url]www.planetnamek.com/insane[/url](the thing won't let me do urls...)

and the story of DB:AF(this is a VERY long story. the second part might be in another post. ALSO. DB:AF is JUST A STORY it will NEVER be on TV.... though it would be funny if it was..)

Part One of DBAF

The story begins at the end of DBGT with Goku Jr. and Vegita Jr. fighting. This fight takes up an entire 3 episodes until Mr. Satan ran in and rolled around on the floor screaming and yelling "Bee's!" Goku Jr. and Vegita Jr. laughed at him and start kicking him around because there are no bee's on Mr. Satan he just took some acid.Vegita Jr. and Goku Jr. accidently forgot about the whole tournament because of all the fun they had kicking around Mr. Satan. They leave and are disqualified. When they leave the arena with Goku they are approched by Frieza and Koola. Goku asks them. "Arent you both suppose to be dead?" Then Frieza confuses Goku by asking, "What is that being Goku? Dead as a doorknob or DoDo Dooda, or what you said before?" Goku then ran around in circles crying because he couldn't understand what Frieza had just said to him. It was now up to Goku Jr. and Vejita Jr. to fight Frieza and Koola. The battle went on for about 47 episodes of Vegita Jr. and Goku Jr.s chances of winning slowly decrease.(In one of the episodes Goku Jr. and Vegita Jr. went SSJ2.) Then Yamcha and Tien showed up. Yamcha ran up to all of them and said, "Hey guys!" Then Koola attacked Tien. Tien screamed in fear and the sound waves where so strong they made Koola's head explode. Frieza got on the ground begging for mercy. "Please don't kill me! I promise! I'll become a good guy Z warrior guy and be a good kinda guy warrior guy!" They let Frieza go and Frieza explained to Goku that what he had said was just meant to confuse him. They all walked off into the woods and met up with Trunks, Gohan, Vegita, Picollo, the Tricks Rabit, and Goten all setting up for a picnic. Vegeta took out a box of Trix. As the Trix rabit went for the box Vegita blew him to bits and told the rabit, "Silly rabit, Trix are for kids!" They all laughed at the rabits dismay and devowered their cereal. Gohan freaked out at the site of Frieza. "Watch out dad! It's Frieza!" They all ducked and covered. Goku laughed and explained to them that Frieza became a good guy. "Where's Krillin and 18?" asked Goku. Gohan informed him that they were currently out picking berries. Frieza layed down saying, "Aren't things so much better now that we don't have to worry about fighting any more? ' What are you talking about? You've only been a good guy for the past half hour!" Tien explained to him. Frieza cried for no good reason then that episode was finished the next 20 episodes showed scenes from Krillin and 18s berry picking adventure in witch took 18s life(When she was eaten by a wild berry hippo.) and Krillin lost his right arm.(He lost it while fighting the berry hippo.) Then back at the picnic Raditz came out of the ground with demon eyes. Goku walked up to him and talked to him, "I thought you were dead. ' SILENCE!" Roared the mighty Raditz. Then Raditz turned Goku into a 105 year old man with no balls. Thus making his voice high pitched again. Picollo started to charge a super happy monster bomb beam at Raditz, but Raditz then explained to them that he had reached a new level of streangth. Raditz turned SSJ and began to laugh at them all. Then Gohan, Vegita, Goten, Trunks, Vegita Jr., and Goku Jr. all began to charge up Ki. They all went to there maximum SSJ level. (It was now SSJ4 for Goten and Trunks because Vegita had taught them how to go SSJ4) Trunks and Goten then became Gotenks. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! You are still no match for my new streangth!" Said Raditz. "What are you talking about? We can all go SSJ levels higher than 1 and you can only go SSJ1." Replied Gohan. Raditz grimaced and attacked all of the Z fighters. Raditz beat them down until Goku went SSJ4 and was returned to his age(Just like when Goku becomes a kid, when he becomes SSJ4 he turns back to his age for as long as he's in that form.) Goku and Vegita where the only people left to fight. They fused into Gogeta and attacked Raditz. They seemed to be winning until raditz thew a destructo disk at them and missed. They then got beat up really badly by Raditz. Then out of the blue Vegita Jr. and Goku Jr. went SSJ3 for the first time. They almost won but then Raditz took over the fight again by using Kamehameha. Goku Jr. and Vegita Jr. then fused together to become Gogeta Jr. and they regained control of the fight. Raditz then went SSJ2 and beat every one up again. He continued to beat everyone up for 51 episodes(Gohan learned to go SSJ4, and Trunks learned to go SSJ4, during this fight but it didn't help at all. Also during this battle Tenchi Muyo died of a heart attack. Him dieing had nothing to do with the fight except for the fact that it hapened during the time of the fighting.) Raditz then charged a death beam but out of nowhere Krillin punched Raditz in the back with his left arm. Raditz was so badly hurt from that devistating blow that his head exploded and he died. They then decided to bring Goku back to his normal self with the dragon balls. They all went on an epic quest to find the After Future dragon balls (Thats what got the series its name. AF=After Future.) Anyways they found 6 of them but then they found out that the 7th one was in the hands of some alien dude who skateboards.They found the alien at a playground on the swings. They found out that the aliens name was Willy and was bent on taking over the world. Willy said that without a fight he'd never give them his dragon ball. Vegita fought him first at SSJ5(A little technique he learned during his adventures. By now in the series Trunks, Goten, and Gohan also knew how to go SSJ5. Vegita got his butt kicked. Then Trunks and Goten ran away crying. Gohan tied one arm behind his back, saying he would killl Willy using only one arm just as Krillin killed Raditz with only one arm. He got his butt kicked because he couldn't get his tied up arm free. Picollo got a knife stabbed into his head but he used his little recovery trick to stay alive. Picollo continued to fight but he got his butt kicked anyways. Vegita Jr. and Goku Jr. fought and where easily killed. Then Krillin, Yamcha, and Tien got beat up. (They did the best out of all the Z fighters and Tien did the best out of them all.) Then Goku went SSJ5 and fought Willy. Goku almost killed him but then Willy's friend, "Billy" joined the fight. Then after Goku was nocked unconsiose Trunks came back and both him and Vegita went SSJ6. They fought faily until Billys friend, "Milly" joined the fight. They nocked Trunks out and then double teamed Vegita. Trunks and Goku came back into the fight an Trunks went SSJ7 and Goku went SSJ6. Trunks came up with a plan but it would require Goku to go SSJ7 so Trunks pissed Goku off by kicking him in the nose. After Goku went SSJ7 they fused into Gotunks. Gotunks helped out Vegita. Vegita went SSJ7and then Milly and Billy fused into Milbilly. After that things looked pretty hopeless untill Gotunks fused with Vegita to become Gogetunks. Then MilBilly made a carbon copy of themselves named HilBilly. While Gogetunks fought MilBilly and Hilbilly Gohan figured out how to Go SSJ7 and decided to join Gogetunks in their fussion. They then became Gogetunkan. Gogetunkan began to beat up Hilbilly and Milbilly until they fused into Milhilbillybilly. Picollo got angry and noticed that Ubuu had shown up out of nowhere. Picollo and Ubuu fused and became Picollube. Picollube tried to interfier but Willy stopped them. Willy then made to copies of himself named Dilly and Filly and fused with them to become Wildilfilly. Then wildilfilly and Milhilbilly fused together to become ultumitilly. Then Gogetunkan and Picollube fused into Gogetunkicubuu. Ultumitilly almost killed Gogetunkicubuu but then a new fighter showed up named Panda.[URL=http://www.planetnamek.com/insane]http://www.planetnamek.com/insane[/URL] [URL=http://www.planetnamek.com/insane]Inane[/URL]
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ignor the two links within the last post... or at least one of them... -_-' ANYWAY here's Part 2:

Part Two

Panda and Gogetunkicubuu started to beat up Ultumitilly really bad but Ultumitilly copied himself to distract Panda. Ultumitilly went back to beating up Gogetunkicubuu as Panda fought with the copy. Ultumitilly gave his copy the streangth to beat up Panda. Then Panda and Gogetunkicubuu fused together into Gogetunkandicubuu. Ultumitilly and his clone got beat up really bad until they fused together into Ultumitilly 2.0. Ultumitilly 2.0 wiped the floor with Gogetunkandicubuu. Just as the humans prepared to interfere two new fighters showed up. A green guy named Thung and a Pink guy named Pantias. Tien and Yamcha fused into Tiencha and Frieza and Krillin fused into Krieza before the fight but it didn't help them at all. Thung and Pantias beat up Krieza and Tiencha for a while then Krieza fused with them to become Kiezencha. Thung and pantias sensed their power level before they began to fight and they fused into Thantias. Thantias was still no match for Kiezencha. Ultumitilly 2.0 relized that even though he was wining his fight if Kiezencha won against Thantias Ultumitilly 2.0 would be done for. So Ultumitilly 2.0 fused with Thantias to become Ultumity 3.0. Kiezencha and Gogetunkandicubuu then agreed to fuse together. They did so to become the ultimate fighter, "Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha." Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha and Ultumity 3.0 were very evenly matched. Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha stoped fighting and explained to Ultumity 3.0 that he can't win but Ultumity 3.0 didn't believe him. Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha just laughed and began to power up. Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha yelled and went SSJ8(He, even though had a lot of other species mixed with him, still had the abillity to go SSJ because of the saiyan part of him. He went SSJ8 because when all the saiyans fused they did it in SSJ7 form. This was Trunks' plan from the start.) Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha kicked the crap out of Ultumitilly 3.0. Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha flew up into the air and began to charge his special attack,
"Wal-Mart beam." Ultumitilly 3.0 looked up at the charging energy in fear. Then Mr. Satan poped up with a baseball bat and swung it at Ultumitilly 3.0 just as Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha fired their Wal-Mart beam at Ultimitilly 3.0. The baseball bat knocked Ultumitilly's head off killing him. Then Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha's Wal-Mart beam kiled Mr.Satan on accident. Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha noticed that they had accidentally killed Mr. Satan and began to cry. Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha took the seventh dragon ball and summoned the dragon. Then Dende flew down to Earth saying "Hi guys! I see you've summoned the dragon. Well go ahead and make your wishes while I just stand here doing nothing. ' Wishes!?!" asked Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha. Dende then told them that this dragon gives them 3 wishes. Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha clapped his hands and then relized that he was still a big fussion so he decided to split. He tried to split for an entire episode but it was no use. Then Mr. Popo came flying down on a magical unicorn and explained to Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha that his fussion was permenent because he was a fussion of over two people but he could get the dragon to seperate them. Then Yajurobe rolled down a hill and told them that they could use one wish to wish back as many people as they'd like with this dragon. Gogetunkandiecenllinbuucha went ahead and wished back Mr. Satan, Vegita Jr. and, Goku Jr. Then for his second wish he wished to split apart back to normal. And so Everyone including Mr. Satan, Vegita Jr., and Goku Jr. stood there thinking of what their last wish was going to be. Then Bra came running to them and reminded them that they forgot to wish back 18. Krillin was going to but he accidentally wished back 19 instead. 19 came up to Krillin and asked, "Why did you wish me back?" Krillin smacked his forehead. Then 19 asked, "Do you...love me?" Then Vegita interupted, "No! Nobody loves you foolish android!" 19 glared at him and threatend Vegita. "Then you shall die!" Vegita came back with, "Nobody kills Vegita as long as I'm around." Vegita went crosseyed and turned into a snail while Krillin stepped up to 19. "Go away you stupid robot!" Krillin kicked 19 in the balls causing 19 to explode. Then Goku stepped forward and said, "Man, we forgot why we even went through the trouble of getting these dragon balls!" Everyone looked at Goku puzzled. Goku reminded them that they were ment to turn him back to normal.(If you don't remember, Raditz turned him into a 105 year old man without any balls.) So they waited a year until the dragon balls came back then Goten went out and found them. First Gohan stepped up and thought it would be funny to turn Goku into a 7 year old kid. So Goku was turned into a little kid and his balls came back. Then Kame-Sennin Jr.(Kame-Sennin's imortal clone) thought it would be a good idea to turn goku into a hot 18 year old naked chick and that wish was granted. Then Vegita (The snail) got irritated and wished to be turned back to normal. That wish was granted and the dragon balls were turned to stone and went away from each other. A very pissed off Goku put on some clothes and went away. After that Goku changed his name to Gokette and was never wished back to normal because after a AF dragon ball was accidentally eaten by King Ki they gave up on all hopes of ever finding any other kind of dragon balls. Eventually Chi Chi divorced Gokette and got married to Picollo and Gokette got married to Kame- Sennin Jr. and they all lived hapilly every after.
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KyJaUn~FuLlEr

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K here's mine It's called the pride song funny version of thong song
[size=1]k This was written in chibi trunks's point of view enjoy
Who's that wearin blue spandex
With a battered mind no one can fix

He's powering up like he's the best And has a final flash that'll kill the rest

He was beat by kakkarot
He thought he was the best but now he's not

He barely survived,but thats alright
Cuz he was prince of planet vegiita

He had hair that was spiked (spiked spiked)
Saiya-jin tail (tail tial)
Widow's peak (peak peak)

Papa wheres your pride?
papa your saiya-jin prince pride
y don't u get up show'em wut ur made of[/size]
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.. people.. dont take dbz comedy seriously.. sheesh.. if you really love something you have to be able to make fun of it ^_^ in a sort of way that says 'its not perfect.. but i still love it for what it is'

:) i drew a funny sketch of vegita with a tutu on .. :excited: :laugh:
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by coolkam007 [/i]
[B:) i drew a funny sketch of vegita with a tutu on .. :excited: :laugh: [/B][/QUOTE]

[COLOR=purple]oh good god, there go my grades.. that is all im gonna be doing in school tommorow, drawing the Z warriors in tutu's and Videl as an ugly-*** hick.. wait she already is.. oops.. but the tutu kam.. oh dear lord.. here we go[/COLOR]
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[QUOTE]Originaly posted by: Trunks Kun
Part One of DBAF [/QUOTE]

THAT'S NOT RIGHT!!! :flaming:
that is SOOOOOO not right!!!!!! :butthead:
1. none of the saiyans could kill Raditz, but Krillin could?!?!?!
2. 18 episodes for a [u]"berry picking adventure"[/u]?!?!?!?!
3. 18 is STRONGER than Krillin, how come SHE died?!?!?!?
4. Freiza would NEVER be a Z-fighter
5. no one would ever LET Freiza be a Z-fighter
6. since when does Vegeta go on picnics?!?!?!?!
7. and why would the Trix rabbit be there?:drunk:
[SIZE=3][u][b]U NEED THERAPY!!!!!!![/b][/u][/SIZE=3]
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thank u koolkam i have seen that b4 n i was looking 4 it
heres some funny stuff

dbze.xtremgaming.com/truefan.jpg

[url]www.brain-damage.net/sounds/events/start/windofail.wav[/url]

www1.surfsouth.com/~sgilst65/funny_laugh.wav

not all of these r dbz but they r funny I have more if u want
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[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by coolkam007 [/i]
[B]omg.. check this out.. *whipes tears away*

[url]http://dbzwebsite.com/music_videos.htm[/url]

check out the: CELL SINGS THE MEOW MIX SONG!!

btw, if you have any other dbz humor you can post it here [/B][/QUOTE][COLOR=royalblue]

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: Oh my goodness... I saw that before and all I could do is laugh..that was so freakin funny...:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: [/COLOR]
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