Operation Mistletoe

[Dragon Warrior]

Well, I believe I've attempted the legendary mistletoe before, but it seems not to work. It was another one of my dashing and devious schemes to get some womenses like I'm always doing. Last year, I believe the week before Christmas break at my school, I glued mistletoe to a pipe cleaner, then glued the other end of the pipe cleaner to the end of my hat's bill so the mistletoe stretched out perfectly as if the mistletoe was above myself and the woman I tried to get some from.

Yeah, it worked [i]twice[/i], but not really on the women I wanted. And so, foiled in my awesome plot for womenses, I tried another thing. I took the mistletoe off the pipe cleaner and walked around until I found my victim. When I did, I'd yawn (which would raise the mistletoe high above) and look up and say "Oh, hey, mistletoe. You know what that means, baby." They're all my friends that I attempted it on, so I was just laughed at or pecked or something. Blast! People insist on foiling my dark plans.

Well, as I plan on what I shall do with mistletoe [i]this[/i] year, do tell if you have ever used mistletoe in your favor. Or if you've ever used it before at all?

[Kitty]

[COLOR=Blue][SIZE=1]I've tried mistletoe. Last year, in fact. It didn't work out very well, even though I did get a kiss or two in. But [i]definately[/i] not by the guys I [i]wanted[/i] to kiss. One was a friend of mine, who was kind enough to let me, lol. And the other was a guy in my math class that was trying to use mistletoe on my friend. I "got" him first, so we kissed and got laughed at for the rest of the school year.

That's when I learned not to kiss classmates. >.>;;

And I've had it used on me before, too. My ex-boyfriend tried it two year ago. But he got the wrong girl. I slapped him for that. XD[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Gavin]

[size=1]Interesting, most interesting.

And here I thought I was the only one trying to use mistletoe like a sneak to get women ;), though since it was another Gavin I guess I can accept it as being linked to the name. Most Christmas' I try something new as my plans often tend to be stolen and used by others the following year, though they inevitably fail because the girls are prepared from the year before.

Last year I tried out my newest scheme, putting the mistletoe on an unsuspecting victim's back, or somewhere where they might not notice. Then why I say "[I]You've got something on your back"[/I] and then she asks me to take it off (that didn't sound right) I hold it up and say "[I]Oh mistletoe, what a surprise...[/i] Damn I'm a sneak, but at the end of the day it works.[/size]

[Dragon Warrior]

It's a Gavin thing. We are both Gavins.

And I believe your scheme with the whole mistletoe to the back has given me a few ideas of my own. Something never attempted before. Something possibly far-out devious. Only something a Gavin like myself can conjure up! I'll see if it works >:^D

[Gavin]

[QUOTE=Dragon Warrior]It's a Gavin thing. We are both Gavins.

And I believe your scheme with the whole mistletoe to the back has given me a few ideas of my own. Something never attempted before. Something possibly far-out devious. Only something a Gavin like myself can conjure up! I'll see if it works >:^D[/QUOTE]

[SIZE=1][[i]Arches fingers in a Monty Burns-esque fashion[/i]] Excellent.

Anyway good luck with the scheme I hope it works out as well for you as it did me, but your natural Gavin sexyness should leave them without a chance. [/SIZE]

[Heaven's Cloud]

[color=indigo]I worked retail when I was younger (at a store that so many people seem to sneer at) and I pulled the mistletoe trick, although I was lacking a hat. I just pulled a few sprigs off of a wreath a walked around work holding it over girls? heads. It was pretty un-biased and harmless though?

I don?t think I would try it on someone I didn?t know, though, getting smacked isn?t all that pleasant?[/color]

[Baron Samedi]

[size=1]I suggest a necklace with mistletoe on it. Sadly, the whole mistletoe thing isn't that big over here. It is a good idea though. Sneaky Gavinses.[/size]

[MissWem]

[COLOR=DarkRed]Hmm.. I don't mean to use an Australian stereotype but it just occured. You could use one of those "stereotypical" hat with corks but replace it with mistletoe!! It's absolutely stupid!!

Ah.. the Gavyns' are so foxy-sly ^_^

I wish people around here were into mistletoe : /
Girls are allowed to use sneaky mistletoe manuveures aren't they?[/COLOR]

[Retribution]

Of course you are! Tehehehe. It's also a fail safe way to get the cute guys you girls want instead of a sweaty otaku. ::shudder:: With nasal congestion. And [b]bifocals[/b]. Oh god.

[Xander Harris]

I should so get some mistletoe for the entryway to my dorm room. It would at least get a laugh.

[Heaven's Cloud]

[color=indigo]If you are really daring you could tie some miseltoe to your belt and carry around a step ladder...[/color]

[MissWem]

[quote name='Heaven's Cloud][color=indigo']If you are really daring you could tie some miseltoe to your belt and carry around a step ladder...[/color][/quote]
[COLOR=DarkRed]I couldn't help but giggle helplessly in a silly girlish manner at the possible dangers and just possibilities of that x^D
Thanks Altron, that is one more reason than I needed to get me some cuties *shudder*

I can't actually think of any good ideas, I think I'll steal the hat idea someone else had. Or if you're silly and like me you could use a wooden sword (wooden because I practice with it) and stick the mistletoe on the end and hope you don't poke the person's eye out when you wave it over their head. Although generally most people tend to run away screaming in terror if you hold something that symbolizes a weapon that induces physical injuries in bad horror movies.

-_- maybe I'll try a badminton racket. Maybe I'll just steal the hat idea.[/COLOR]