Teacher Bloopers

[Danethol]

[size=1]Today, the sky darkened. Today, the very air became dark as a darkish kind of darkness swept over the student body of RHS, leaving many in stupefied horror at the dismal numbers that were about to drop-kick them in the eyes. These horrors were inprinted on crisp pieces of pressed tree pulp. Yes, it was indeed...[b]PROGRESS REPORT DAY![/b] Luckily, my dismal social life leaves plenty of room for the studying of high grades.

Just kidding. I'm the life of any party. Ask anyone.

Anyway, I walked into my Physics class, where I was promptly handed a P.R. That's what the cool kids call them. Well, if I was a cartoon, my jaw would have hit the ground, and not in the good kind of way, like when there's an attractive female rabbit nearby, or you glance upon a delicious honey-baked ham. No, this wasn't the good kind at all. Glaring up at me was a horrible, pustule of a grade...[b]33[/b]! After confronting my teacher, who was equally surprised, I checked the gradebook. 100, 100, 100, 95, 100...not a single zero caught my eye. My teacher's reaction?

"Oopsie, I didn't count these last few grades...silly me."
*marks a 99 over the 33 in red sharpie*

Has anyone else experienced a teacher slip-up before? I hadn't, so this sour experience made me want to eat my own face. How have you other poor, wretched souls reacted in these situations?[/size]

[Doc]

[font=Comic Sans MS][size=1][color=gray]My only situation like this happened in 7th grade. I was pretty much the brightest kid in my comp class, and always found ways to maintain a high A without doing all the work and mostly goofing around. [/color][/size][/font]

[font=Comic Sans MS][size=1][color=gray]Well, near mid year, when the semester was over, and grades were published, I looked in amazement that my grade dropped at least 80 points, (she showed the class our grades the day before), in one day. When I confonted her the next day... after about 10 minutes of deliberation, and checking the grades (grades were entered on the computers), she found that she misprinted every classes grade for that semester, so the people who were passing, were failling, and the people who were failing, were still failing. :laugh: [/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=1][color=gray]Can you immagine the embarassment she felt after misprinting every student's grade for that semester, she literally went :eek: [/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=1][color=gray]Fun times, but she fixed it and all the student's grades were republished.[/color][/size][/font]
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[font=Comic Sans MS][size=1][color=#808080]That was... so far... the only thing close to what you have said.[/color][/size][/font]

[Black Moon]

Hehe. Those are funny.

Well, I've had a few, one of the most simplest, yet funniest ones was when I was in fourth grade, and my teacher was writing "sweat shirt" on the black board. Well, she forgot the "r" in shirts so it said, well. . . Yeah. Hehe.

If I think of any more, I'll be sure to post it.

Semi-off topic:
One of my classmates was writing on the board, and she didn't know how to spell "wore". I was standing nexted to her, and notcied she added an "h" in the mix. I don't know if this is allowed in the forum, so if it's not, I'm sorry, but then I'm like: "Er. . . Emily, that says whore." Since it was a white board, I quickly marked it out with my finger and wrote it for her. ^_^;