Writing The Bikini Bandits [M-SL]

[Annie]

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Once apon a time, in a world of matrix encoding, there lived the internet's sexiest woman named Annie. She was a daring woman of exquisite beauty and enchanting charms. There was none like her in the world. Those who grew jealous of her were brushed past and struck by Annie's illuminating beauty. All but one. His name was repulsive to the ear. His appearance forced the mother's to shelter their children's eyes. His cologne was toxic. And his name was DragonWarrior. Never was a day that DragonWarrior lay down his persistence. Day by day, he tormented the forums with his vulgar slander and blasphemous laughter. Forum by forum, he swept ridiculous and unsexy tea parties; swooing and tainting the innocent womanesses into thinking he was sexah. For a while, that actually worked O.o. It was until the recent summer that the Otaku members had decided they had enough. It was time to call upon the one who could possibly save the Boards, the illustrious, PiroMunkie. DragonWarrior knew this was a tough cookie of a battle, and called upon his womanesses to conjure up the mother of all tea parties(since he was not sexy enough to withstand Piro's fire). But, DW's attempts failed. PiroMunkie had thrown the smack down. An animated series of foreshadows of DW's demise contained within his signature. And that's all I have to say about that... It wasn't until one day during an IM conversation, that she decided to take it upon herself to rid the OB of this...creature. *twinkling music que* ZeroFeather: :3 GoddessUnluck: O.o? ZeroFeather: *humps your leg* GoddessUnluck: Ack! Get off! *beats you with a bat* ZeroFeather: *humps faster* GoddessUnluck: Bwaaahh!! *twinkling music fade in* Yes, it was then Annie decided to take out the "Dragon" in DragonWarrior...because, he is no dragon. In fact, he is this: =D (shorty!) But Annie was aware that "he" would not be taken down easily. No, it would be a grueling, sexy fight. A fight that could only be won by sheer and awesome sexiness of the womaness..and a couple of man..ness. Annie had to think on this. Months had passed before Annie was able to come up with a plan. A plan that was inspired by explicitly clad and provocative swimwear. The bikini. Yes, this little garment would be the downfall of DW. Knock-out women in very skimpy swimsuits; DragonWarrior would be powerless. The excessiveness of the sexiness would overwhelm this pitiful, womaness-craving DW who fails to attract the opposite sex because of his plague-like cologne that makes dogs and cats run for the sewer rats nests in Romania..*takes a breath* (yes, major run-on sentence..it was intended). Anyway, back to the story..Annie pondered, and pondered, and pondered. What shall be the name of this irresistable signature click? Hours passed like..hours, and Annie (who is horrible with thinking of titles/names) was inspired by a music video. A video that depicted what Annie could not explain. Several women, dressed in various bikinis, terrorizing their neighborhood with their awesome bodies and naughty gestures. It was perfect. Annie: "Hm, it would be nice if I had my own gang of bikini bandits to take down DW....Wait! OMFG!!11!1! That's it!" With this revelation in mind, Annie called for recruits. Recruits for- The Bikini Bandits of the OtakuBoards.

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[color=darkslateblue][size=1]Okay, this is all I have so far. I basically wanted to get the "birth" of the Bikini Bandits up first. And hopefully, it will all fall together in the next chapter or two. I hope that I can be more creative with this to please you all. In the next chapter, I plan to start using more imagination, rather than facts. I also want to get this across to everyone: This story is fictional, not based on actual events on the OtakuBoards (except for some of this first chapter). So, please, do not critisize that "oh, that would never happen" or "that's totally out in the left field"..it's just a made-up story based on an imagination.

With the chapters to come, I'm going to be intertwining my actual league Bikini Bandits. I felt that I kind of left them in the dirt by removing the list from my signature. So here is something to let them know that they have/and will serve a purpose, rather than just being a sig mention. Plus, members from the OB will be in there too. Who, when, and where? Don't know yet, just whenever I think that "hey, this member is perfect for this line/part". [/color][/size]

[Corey]

[size=1]Beautiful.
Simply sentuously provacative.
Absolutely mind-enthrallingly, pants excitingly, mind dirtyingly wonderful!
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I think I hurt myself.
I can't wait for the next chapter.[/size]

[Kitty]

[color=blue][size=1]Ooh! Yayses! I remember when we discussed this through our nonsense-ridden PM chats! We're gonna take down DW. Woot! I feel so specialness.

I cannot wait for the next chapters. (And finally! An Otakuboards fanfic with me in it! :p )[/color][/size]

[Muad'Dib]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]XD Annie-sempai, you never cease to amaze me. Yes, with this Anthology thread, we shall annihilate all things 'DW'!!

*ahem*

Right, well, anyway... very creative. You gotta love these 'Story of the OB' kind of things... and this has got to be the best yet. Yes, even better than the infamous 'Enter the Net'. I look forward to the next chapter mon capitan!

Bikini Bandits FoReVeR!

By the way... what number am I? O.o[/COLOR][/FONT]

[KarmaOfChaos]

[color=deeppink][size=1]YES! DOWN WITH DW!

I fully and completely support this venture. Best of luck, my almost-naked maidens. * salutes by snapping a g-string *

-Karma[/size][/color]

[Mimmsicle]

[FONT=Verdana][SIZE=1][COLOR=Sienna]Oh my, this story is so sexy I need to get a new chastity belt *fans herself*

Can't wait to hear more of this notorious Band of Bikini Babes ~_^[/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT]

[Ezekiel]

[COLOR=Green][SIZE=1]Wahey! When I was looking at the Otaku Boards main page this morning I saw two words by the Anthology Forum, [I]'The Bikini...'[/I]. My thoughts where as follows...

[B]"OMG, she hasn't....*clicks* OMG she has...*reads*...OMFG!! It's so sexy!! *goes to have a cold shower*"[/B]

Well, maybe not that last bit, but you get the idea ^_~[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Queen Asuka]

[color=hotpink][size=1]LOL, I was hoping I could somehow be a part of the downfall of DW. ^_^ I can't wait to see what you have in mind. It's a very funny first chapter. Especially the bit about cologne, which grosses me out, lol.[/color][/size]

[Annie]

[color=darkslateblue][size=1]Awesome, I didn't expect so many responses. Thank you all for your compliments, and look forward to the chapters to come.

Of course, this next chapter will be a bit more picking on DW; but, I don't want to make him out to be the only one to pick on here on the Boards..so, look forward to seeing other members being taken over by the Bandits...[/color][/size]

[MissWem]

[COLOR=DarkRed]I genuinely found this story quite funny.If I were into chicks I'd so go for you! : P Your sexiness is very alluring.

And at the risk of being bikini bandited, I'd like to defend poor DW... *cough* yea, so I'll be checking back to read more ^^"[/COLOR]

[Corey]

[QUOTE=KarmaOfChaos][color=deeppink][size=1]YES! DOWN WITH DW!

I fully and completely support this venture. Best of luck, my almost-naked maidens. * salutes by snapping a g-string *

-Karma[/size][/color][/QUOTE]

[size=1]I'm no maiden! And niether is Lalaith Ril!
We are proud to be male Bikini Bandits!

[Attachment is me in Bikini mode!][/size]

[Kitty]

[quote name='Corey][size=1']We are proud to be male Bikini Bandits![/size][/quote]

[color=blue][size=1]But... men don't [i]wear[/i] bikini's... o.O;[/size][/color]

[Muad'Dib]

[QUOTE=Corey][size=1]I'm no maiden! And niether is Lalaith Ril!
We are proud to be male Bikini Bandits![/size][/QUOTE]

[FONT=Verdana][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Me too! O.o ... so what if guys don't wear bikinis? We can still be bikini [i]bandits[/i] silly =P

Oh, and, by the way Derelict D... you [i]will[/i] be bandited =__=*grrr*[/COLOR][/FONT]

[Boba Fett]

[quote name='Queen Asuka][color=hotpink][size=1]LOL, I was hoping I could somehow be a part of the downfall of DW. ^_^ I can't wait to see what you have in mind. It's a very funny first chapter. Especially the bit about cologne, which grosses me out, lol.[/color'][/size][/quote]

[color=green]Bikini Bandits meet Adam's Angels...

Back in the day, the Angels were rather well known.

*wanders off into memory*[/color]

[Queen Asuka]

[QUOTE=Boba Fett][color=green]Bikini Bandits meet Adam's Angels...

Back in the day, the Angels were rather well known.

*wanders off into memory*[/color][/QUOTE]

[color=hotpink][size=1]Adam's Angels will still be the top dawgs around here at the OB. What's really cool is that I'm a member of the elite Angels AND a Bikini Bandit. I like to make my sexy self as useful as possible to those who need me. ^_^ I DO miss Jenna and Deborah, though. I wish they would come back... ;_;

No, OB is not lacking on sexy people, but they were definately some of the SEXIER.[/color][/size]

[Corey]

[quote name='Kitty][color=blue][size=1]But... men don't [i]wear[/i] bikini's... o.O;[/size'][/color][/quote]

[size=1]I would beg to differ Kitty.
[url=http://www.InternationalMale.com/dept.asp?dept%5Fid=10400][u]International Male: Bikinis[/u][/url]

It's where most of my credit card debt is from.[/size]

[Revelation]

[size=1][color=#696969]Oh look! The beginning part was helped by the lovely, Neuvoxetere, Arika! ^_^ Yes, I shall use my old username for my real name shall not be spoken here, understood? Anyways, my, my, my. What a lovely chapter, it is. I LOVE IT! Yes, DOWN WITH DW! MOAHAAHAH! I think I should stop. Anyways, the Schwarz Araignée is here to lay down her web and lure those helpless followers of DW, ^_~*.

BTW, I'm glad you are doing this, Annie.[/size][/color]

[Queen Asuka]

[color=hotpink][size=1] YOU'RE ARIKA! *ponders how that sounds like a scientific discovery catch-phrase* @_@

I was wondering where in the world you went off to. I think I'm going to change your username on the OB pics site so I'll know from now on.

AND YES, SEXY BANDITS, your sexy pics need to be on the website. *evil grin*[/color][/size]

[Chaos]

My God.

My prayers have been answered.

[b]Playboy Otaku.[/b]

There is a Heaven and I have found it.


[spoiler]Really funny, while I'm at it. =P[/spoiler]



Edit: Do you know how sheerly [i]cool[/i] it is to open a page and find a half-naked Faye?

[MissWem]

[quote name='Kyuai][FONT=Verdana][COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Oh, and, by the way Derelict D... you [i]will[/i] be bandited =__=*grrr*[/COLOR'][/FONT][/quote]
[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1]*sweats* It's not my fault you people don't know how to keep a civilized distance to DW *smiles, warily*.. aw crapiness.. what have I done?

I seriously stared at that page of male bikinis for a very long time for all the wrong reasons. He has a point, it does say bikini all over the place and they are on guys. I hope the story gets a move along eventually.[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Annie]

[color=darkslateblue]Okay, I know my Bandits know that there is a thread in the Arena Underground for them to carry out discussions. So, if members wish to discuss random bikininess topics, please, take it there.

And LOL @ Chaos! ^_^ I'm glad we could satisfy you...er, the girlies anyway.

Please have patience. And please cease the cluttering of this thread; it's meant for replies to the story.

[b]EDIT[/b]- Here it is! The second chapter!!
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Chapter 2- Showdown "Bandits, I have called you here today to discuss our current mission," Annie swivels around in her chair. Nine members sat around the round table. It was a rather large round table, but not too round as to seperate all the members that sat around the round table..o.O. Anyhoo, Annie stood, placing her hands on her bared hips. She twirled the gold chain around her fingers. The light bouncing off of the precious metal and her two-toned bikini. The members, all decored in their bikinis, gazed at Annie for further announcing. "DragonWarrior has begun to venture farther than I had imagined. Just the other night, I was attending an OB chat. He was there," Annie began to pace around the table. "Did he try any sexy tricks?" A male bikini bandit questioned, plucking at an imaginary beard. "No, Corey. Well, at least not in the chat room. He was busy helping Shy find Christmas music," Annie placed a hand on Corey's shoulder, "No, he was a sneaky devil and IMed me." A gasp drifted throughout the room. Annie then spun around and walked over to the slide projector. The wall in front of her lit up with an IM box. The box contained messages sent by the illustrious evil, DragonWarrior. "Here's a clip of what he pulled," Annie pressed the button on the remote and a message popped into the box. ZeroFeather: :3 GoddessUnluck: O.o? ZeroFeather: *nibbles on your garments* GoddessUnluck: Hey! Now my garments are wet! The room again gasped. Some shifted in their seats. Annie nodded solemnly then pressed the button again. ZeroFeather: *seizes your lap* GoddessUnluck: How can you seize my lap? ZeroFeather: as in take over, claim GoddessUnluck: Oh...wait, you can't seize my lap!! ZeroFeather: *nibbles on James' garments* "That's it! I cannot bear to watch anymore!" a Chobit in a lacey bikini jumped from her seat, slamming curled fists onto the table, "He's gone too far! Who will he nibble next?! It certainly won't be me. I paid too much money on this beautiful bikini! I won't allow this!" "That's the spirit, Queen Asuka!" sweetreyes stood next to her. "Annie, what is our first attack?" a dark character caressed her boa snake. "Good question, Neuvoxetere. Our first attack will be on his territory. We will invade his myOtaku site and destroy all of those ridiculous dancing mages!" Annie whipped her gold chain, forcing everyone in front of her to jump in their seats. "But Annie, no offense, DW's site is loaded with HTML. And frankly, you're no expert at it," Methuselah pointed out, "I don't mean to sound rude.." "No, you are absolutely right. I have accepted my HTML illiteracy," Annie sighed and sat on the table, "That is why I called-" Annie gestured towards the door as it began to open on que. A young man in an aqua blue attire stepped into the room. "Kane?!" Corey squeed, then suddenly realizing that he is half naked and quickly covers himself. Kane quirked an eyebrow and shook his head in disbelief. "Corey? I would never have expected to see you in a bikini," Kane averted his eyes, "I had hoped I would never have seen this." Awkward silence lingered over the room. Then sweetreyes decided to break the moment. "Annie, Kane's not that experienced. Why would you put him in this position? He could be sexified by DW!" "I think not," Annie slid off of the table and stood beside the repulsed Kane, "Gavin here has dealt with DragonWarrior before. He knows how DW's mind works." "Which should be more frightening than seeing me in a bikini," Corey grumbled. Kane coughed lightly. After another silence, Annie coughed. Followed by Sonata, then by LalithRil, and then by Kyuai. "Alright, enough coughing! Let's get this plan rolling!" Kitty burst, tossing a beach towel in the air to reveal her bright yellow bikini. "I'm in Heaven!" Chaos, out of the clear blue, bounced up and down on the table. "WTF?!" Queen Asuka protested, shoving Chaos off of the table, "This is MY stage!" Chaos: T_T "What? Where did you come from?!" Annie leapt back in absolute surprise. Hours later.... "Okay! So, here's the plan: Some of us are going to actually enter the HTML to penitrate DW's myO and begin reconfiguring the codes to our liking, which will be what?" Kane was now on the table, pacing back and forth with a ruler in his hand. Queen Asuka glared. "The Bikini Bandit logo of the half naked Faye!" the room chanted, except for Asuka who was still mad at Kane for taking her table-like stage. "Wonderful! The rest of us are going to distract DW by what?" Kane whipped the ruler at Kitty. "Um..erm..By laying on the beach all sexah like?" "Wrong! Now off with the sun hat!" "Aw man..." Kitty reluctantly took off her hat. Chaos: ^_^ Take off more! "Shut up, Chaos. Now, who will answer the question correctly?" "I will,'' LalithRil stood slowly, "While the lot of us are redecorating DW's myO, the rest of us are to distract him with promises of mass womanesses. Once we have his attention, those who are to distract DW, will ensnare him with jumbled HTML coding and trap him in an Error! page." "Correct! Annie, love, that is your job ~_^" Kane chuckled. Annie: T_T I am so embarassed. "It's okay, deary. You're HTML illiteracy pays off in this story," LalithRil cuddled Annie. With the plan of the showdown formulated, it would be a matter of time for the Bikini Bandits to act. This was a delicate process, and mistakes were not going to be tolerated. The clock ticks, the bikinis were tight, Kane blindfolds himself from Corey, and Chaos: ^v^ Heaven!!

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[color=darkslateblue]To be continued in chapter three!!

Also, to see the gold chain that I kept mentioning, see attachment.[/color]

[Queen Asuka]

[color=hotpink][size=1]FUN! I am so happy to be described as my lovely Chiiness. ^_^

So far, so good. Except I am really having a hard time imagining guys in bikinis...eh. Maybe it's some sort of mental block... >.>;

[b]PS.[/b] I LOVE THE NEILNESS! We got to talk football last night; it was AWESOME! ^_^;[/color][/size]

[Ezekiel]

[COLOR=Green][SIZE=1]Yay, second chapter and I was talking like a sensible person! (That's new) I really enojoyed that, not much else to say...not much else I can say since I'm about to fall asleep O_o; Can't wait for chapter three ^^[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Dragon Warrior]

[quote name='Queen Asuka][color=hotpink][size=1]Except I am really having a hard time imagining guys in bikinis...eh.[/color'][/size][/quote]

I just don't [i]want[/i] to imagine guys in bikinis. It harms my sexy mind ;_;

Anyways, better chapter than the last, I must say. Especially since you didn't say I use cologne (which I hate anyways, as I've told you). I'd defend my position, but I've used everyone else on OB in my stories in a good or bad way, so I won't bother. Just don't expect me to ever shower you with gifts again ;^D

[Muad'Dib]

[FONT=Palatino Linotype][COLOR=Navy]Nyaa! It's so sexy it's blinding! <3

I'm looking forward to your attempt at describing the HTML reconfiguration Annie-sempai. Oh-oh, will there be a 3D depiction of DWs MyO? Always wanted to see a 3D MyO site... with a big poster avatar... nyur.[/COLOR][/FONT]