Writing The Bikini Bandits [M-SL]

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]Heh heh thanks for the update telling me this was actually started, I was hoping to be the "Charlie" figure of the Bikini Bandits however the instrument of DragonWarrior's destruction is enough for me. After all only a fellow Gavin has the sexiness to defeat him in single combat, and even then there's no guarantee. The battle would probably be like the one in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the one between Silent Bob and CockKnocker.[/SIZE]

[Dragon Warrior]

I believe it'd be more like Jack Sparrow versus Barbosa; two immortals locked in an endless battle. We're so awesome that defeating each other would be some kind of rediculous joke.

And my name has a space >:^O

[Kitty]

[COLOR=Blue][SIZE=1]Ooh! Me and my sun hat were included! Yay! ^__^ Very nice second chapter, Annie. And I'm [i]still[/i] looking foward for more!

Chaos.. Remind me to hunt him down later... >.>;;[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[MissWem]

[quote name='Dragon Warrior'] We're so awesome that defeating each other would be some kind of rediculous joke.[/quote]
[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1]Ridiculous is spelt with an "i" silly.

The depiction of the plan to take down DW was really quite brilliant. This chapter is wicked, I liked it.. heaps. And well, Chaos is just.. perverted : P[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Annie]

[QUOTE=Dragon Warrior]I believe it'd be more like Jack Sparrow versus Barbosa; two immortals locked in an endless battle. We're so awesome that defeating each other would be some kind of rediculous joke.

And my name has a space >:^O[/QUOTE]

[color=darkslateblue]Classy of you DW...and I know your name has a space!! Shyte! I knoweth these things! And don't you ">:^O" at me!

Anyways, I'm glad you all like the story (on the acception of poopy face DW).[/color]

[Revelation]

[size=1][color=#696969]That's right, fear the wrath of the boa holding Bikini Bandit! :devil: *cough* Anyways, such a beautiful chapter. It shows the alter ego of our members' bikini bandit egos. And yes, Dragon Warrior...prepare yourself for battle! You're about to be whipped! LOL, I wonder if people will get that oxymoron...[/size][/color]

[KarmaOfChaos]

[color=deeppink][size=1]The men in bikinis are making me want to [i]rip my eyes out[/i], but other than that, it's a good story so far. The second chapter reminded me of this one time we were having an AIM chat and decided to invade DW's siggy...

* bursts into a fit of hysterical giggles and is unable to finish the post *

-Karma[/size][/color]

[Annie]

[color=darkslateblue]Oh my, that was most fun! Coffee Trick strikes again with the Bandits!

This chapter took incredibly long to write. I feel that it didn't live up to what I wanted to accomplish..well, at the end of it. But other than that, I like this chapter.[/color]

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Chapter 3: Farewell... Hours after hottness hours, the group..and a very excited, unexpected Chaos..diligently planned and basked in perilous journey. Sweat, playful laughter, and tight bikinis filled every man's dream..I mean, room...er, I mean..crap. Anyway, the room was filled with the listed above >.< Several plans were mere balls of crumpled paper in the wastebasket, and Kane's uneased soul from Corey's bikininess was growing impatient with Kitty's hat. "Didn't I tell you to get rid of that?!" "What's wrong with my hat?! What'd it ever do to you ;_;" Kitty hugged her sun hat to her bosom, protecting it from Kane. "It's..it's taunting me! T_T" Kane whinned, stomping one foot. Chaos: It's taunting me as well..I think you should hand it over..-holds out his hands- "Chaos!" Annie retorted with her hands on her hips, "Where did you come from anyway?" Kane gave Kitty's hat one last icey glare then walked up beside Annie. "Annie, dear. We've got to act soon. DragonWarrior's progress is steadily growing." Annie turned to face Kane, her eyes questioned his. His eyes questioned her question. Her eyes questioned his questioning. Then, they blinked. Annie rubbing her eyes. "That smarts.." Kane shook his head. "Anyway, you were saying?" "Ah, yes," Kane casually walked over to the computer, motioning towards the touchboard on the wall. Everyone turned their attention to the board. A familiar greeting: myOtaku.com: Dragon Warrior The room growled softly. Kane slapped the touchboard with an extendable..thing. "Read this part carefully. It's his post for Saturday, Decemeber 18th of this year," Kane ordered, yet again, slapping the touchboard. [quote name='Dragon Warrior']Though some of you may already be familiar with my "sexy tea parties," but I assure you that this is quite different. Some of you may have seen James' thread on OB called J @ Adventure Square. Well, I've talked things over with James and decided that I just might open one myself. If I do (and I've already gathered all the threads together), it'd be called "Sexy Tea Parties." Look out for that sometime.[/quote] "We cannot let this happen!" Methuselah jolted from her chair, "The Sexy Tea Parties will be it for us!" "Precisely why we must take action now! Asuka, do you have his status?" Kane pointed the extendable thing at the Chobit. "Yes, he's writing in his ridiculous 'The Pub' thread. He'll be there for a while," Queen Asuka folded the screen of her laptop close. "Intersting, most interesting," Kane paced, "However, we'll still need more time. So, who's going to volunteer to keep DW distracted even further?" Whispers and murmers fluttered about. Sonata and Methuselah shook their heads, arguing which one of the two would do it. LalithRil, Kyuai, and Corey coughed uncomfortably. sweetreyes and Queen Asuka were almost ontop of the table arguing. Kitty and Neuvoxetere laughed, watching the excitment. "I wanna do it!" sweetreyes stood tall on the table. "But..but..I'm sexaher.." Queeny pouted. "By George! I have it!" Neuvoxetere threw her hand in the air, which flung her boa. The boa hissed and thwacked Chaos in the face. Chaos: T_* "What is it, Schwartz?" Annie tilted her head. "Well, since there is a majority of females here, and a lackage of men. I suggest that we, the females, all distract DW. The guys are more familiar with html, and can get the transformation done quicker and more efficient," Neuvoxetere pointed. "That's brilliant! Good form!" Kane smiled, holding a pipe in his hand. "Then that part of the plan is settled. Annie? How's your part coming along?" Corey leaned over the table to glance at the team leader. She stood slowly, placing both hands on the table. She blushed slightly and coughed. "I, um, don't really need to plan hard on my part. It just comes naturally," she reddened more and slowly sat down. Everyone giggled and smirked. "Right, now we just got to set things in sway. Shall we ladies? And gents?" Kane gestured towards the door. Everyone stood and exited the room. Walking down the hallway, Annie, Kane, and Corey proceeded to go over set plans. "Queeny," Annie paused, "I'm giving you command of the sexah girls. Give DW hell." "Oooh, don't worry, Annie. We will," the pale-haired Chobit winked all seductive-like. The group of girls disappeared into a newly formed AIM chatroom. Kane, Corey, LalithRil, and Kyuai disappeared into DragonWarrior's myO account. "Okay, here we go," Annie disappeared into a free website hosting page. An IM box popped up: Genesis Kane: Hey Annie. We'll keep tabs through here. GoddessUnluck: Good, let me know if you guys need help. Genesis Kane: You bet. Annie took in a deep breath and held it for a few seconds. Pop-ups flooded her screen; so many choices of links. Annie was nearly overwhelmed. Her eyes scanned over the page for a blog builder. She finally did and started working on building a fake blog. |-The AIM chatroom: WhereAlltheWomansAre-| RJMew11 has entered the room. Plush Mistress has entered the room. mssweetr has entered the room. sabbath_midnight has entered the room. Plush Mistress: Where's Sonata? sabbath_midnight: She doesn't have AIM. mssweetr: okay who's all in here RJMew11: Kitty here! Plush Mistress: Darn. What can she do then.. xox ehgee xox has entered the room. Plush Mistress: Queen Asuka here. msweetr: sweetreyes xox ehgee xox: Neuvoxetere is in tha house! sabbath_midnight: Methuselah. ZeroFeather has entered the room. ZeroFeather: :3 Plush Mistress: Hello DW. Welcome. ZeroFeather: What am I doing in here? :< msweetr: you are in here to be with all the womaness ZeroFeather: :3 ZeroFeather: I don't get it though..I want to go play. sabbath_midnight: Oh, you can play in here..*scoots next to DW* Plush Mistress: Hehe.. xox ehgee xox: yea DW, we like to play.. ZeroFeather: ;_; so many to choose.. RJMew11: lol |-Meanwhile, in DW's myO account-| "Okay men, let's make this quick and painless. We can't leave any of the girls with DragonWarrior for a long period of time," LalithRil hurried over to click the "Edit Styles". Corey, Kyuai, and Kane soon followed. The page loaded to DW's personal settings; hex color coding and website html lay dormant and comfortable. "Okay, our objective here is to set his site to a Bikini Bandit theme. Kyuai, open another window and go snag the Bandit logo Faye. It's in the OB Anthology," Kane turned. "Gotchya ~_^" Kyuai set off. "Now, Lalith start choosing matching colors for default text and links," Corey suggested. "Corey, old pal. I want you to supervise this area. Make sure the site looks good." Kane clicked on "Edit Profile", "I'm going to take care of his introduction." "No prob.." Corey saluted and helped the other two put together a risque theme. |-free website page-| "Ah, finished...That sucked T_T" Annie groaned. It had been a hard battle. Confusing html, confusing directions, but amazing results. The site was decored in half-naked women. "This should do..What's this..?" She spotted another option. *click* "Hm...oh, I understand this one, hahaha.." with a sinister chuckle, Annie added her new feature. |-AIM chatroom-| ZeroFeather: so..what are we doing? RJMew11: Well.. msweetr: *moves onto DW's lap* whatever you want to do.. ZeroFeather:....... Plush Mistress: I don't think he can handle all of this. *giggles* ZeroFeather: >:^O i can too! i'm teh sexah beast |-DW's myO account-| "How's it going?" Kane reappeared into the "Edit Styles". "Just checking this last adjustment.." Corey rubbed his eyes. Kyuai and LalithRil sat in exhaustion. Kane and Corey checked the site. "It's perfect, Corey," Kane shook his friend's hand. "Better let the girls know," Corey started back for the main page. The others followed. Kane then stopped abruptly. "Wait, we still have to get the fake link from Annie," Kane hurried off to IM her. Genesis Kane: Annie, the site's done. We just need that link for the introduction. GoddessUnluck: Okay, got it.. GoddessUnluck: [url]www.******.com/sexahteapartiesnuded/[/url] Genesis Kane: O.O? Genesis Kane: Okay then..there, it's added. Now, go get the girls. GoddessUnluck: Already done.. |-AIM chat-| GoddessUnluck has entered the room. ZeroFeather: :3 *humps annie's leg* GoddessUnluck: -_- Let's go girls. GoddessUnluck has left the room. Plush Mistress has left the room. ZeroFeather: hey! >:O sabbath_midnight has left the room. xox ehgee xox has left the room. RJMew11: Bye DW..^_^ RJMew11 has left the room. ZeroFeather: wtf?! that's not fair! teh womanesses! ;_; must go write in myO ZeroFeather has left the room. |-Back in the meeting room-| "Annie, what in the hell was that link?" Corey held his reflecting screen under his chin. "It's like that annoying pop-up porno adds; no matter how many times you click 'close', it just takes you further and further into the site. I was actually able to figure out how to link that into his menu links on his myO," Annie touched the board for referrence, "So, no matter what link he clicks, he'll still end up back to the main page of his myO. The only way to fix it is to go to Adam, James, or Charles." "But..how?" LalithRil baffled. "I don't know, XD!" Annie laughed. The Bandits giggled and watched the screen; awaiting DW's fate. |-DW at his myO-| "Ah, that was a sad post. Well, might as well go make sure it came up.." DragonWarrior clicks on his site link, "Dododododoo..WTF??!! My mages! My sexah mages! And Syk3 the Corroded Reigndeer, he's gone?!...BIKINI BANDITS?!" That's right, the Bikini Bandit logo Faye filled the site's background. Purples and blues filled his menu and inner backgrounds. His picture was of Faye's gun and the caption under read: "From the Bikini Bandits, with love.'' As if this wasn't horror, DragonWarrior glanced at his introduction: "Welcome to DW's defeat. Enjoy. -Courtesy of the Bandits" "Hehehe, nice try, Annie. But, I can easily fix this.." DW clicked on his "backroom" link. The page finally loaded. "WTFness!!!" The page refreshed to his myO site. DragonWarrior: ;_; |-Meeting room-| "Asuka, stats?" Annie walked around and peered over Chi's shoulder. "He's completely being wiped back to his myO site..repeatedly, " Asuka giggled. "Wonderful job everyone. This will keep him preoccupied for a long time," Annie congratulated. The group shook hands and celebrated with margeritas and finger foods. "Annie, you know he'll be back," Kane pulled her to the side. "Yes, but it will make him think...hopefully. My head hurts from trying to figure out how to do that linking stuff," Annie massaged her temples. The two laughed and joined the group; who were now dancing and playing innocent jokes like pulling bikini strings *cough* Chaos: O.O!! Nudeness?! *gets too excited and falls over into a stroke caused by massive orgasm* "CHAOS?!" the group gasped in fright. The door opened slowly, allowing a thicket of smoke to enter the room. Everyone stared in confusion and anticipation. Suddenly, a dashing young man enters the room. He donned a white doctor's attire, completed with a clipboard. All of the girls swooed. "Have no fear, D'Zanth is here," he flashed the ladies a wink. male gender in the room: *grumble* To be continued...

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[color=darkslateblue]Don't worry! This isn't the end of the Bandits. I plan on doing more chapters. So if anyone of the Bandits have requests on what they'd like to see, please use the Underground thread.[/color]

[MissWem]

[COLOR=DarkRed][SIZE=1]: O

Ahahaha!! That was soo cruel, I mean, the part about having so many womenses pawing all over DW and then leave him hanging just when it gets started X^D

I also like how you used an excerpt from his actual post. I'm confused though, I've asked him twice about attending and once was a yes, the other was a no.. sniff, I hope you guys trapped him with gay porno sites >: |

I hope you get some realy inspirational ideas for the future chapters ^_~[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Ezekiel]

[COLOR=Green][SIZE=1]*falls over laughing* That was brilliant, what I loved most about that was that way you used an AIM chat room. That was pure genius, I really am looking forward to more chapters after this, they'll be well worth the wait ^__^[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Dragon Warrior]

Yes, I thought this chapter was more sexier than the others. This time you used more fact than fiction. Like the fact that I always enter OB chatrooms with a ":3" and I always say "I wanna go play." It's true, those chats often are boring enough that I want to leave ;_; No one pays attention to me there XD

And using my actual myOtaku post was Godly sexy. Merf :3

But I don't cyber, so don't AIM IM me for it ;^D

[Kitty]

[quote name='Dragon Warrior']But I don't cyber, so don't AIM IM me for it ;^D[/quote]
[COLOR=Blue][SIZE=1]Like anyone would. =P

Well, Annie. That was teh sexahnesh. That was fun! And what the hell does Kane have against my hat?! *protects* And poor Chaos.. Though he deserves it, lol. ^_~

I can't wait for future chapters!! Make more now! >.> .. Seriously. :p[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Chaos]

...

Well, out of all the times I've been killed, I think that was the best one yet. If ya gotta go, right?

I'm fairly amused. Had to keep highlighting text, though. Blue + blue = ow.

[spoiler]Like, Jesus, since when do the women folk hate me all of a sudden.

...Haha, "all of a sudden"? XD[/spoiler]

[Revelation]

[size=1][color=#696969]That was invigorating! I could just eat that up! *holds boa around her neck and has black widow on her hand* That's right, my pretties, DW has been thwarted in this chapter. And my poor baby, Queensie, she fell on top of Chaos. It's ok. *looks around and sees blinking eyes around her* Uhm...ahem. *blushes and puts boa and spider away* Anyways, *scratches head*...what's up?

Sweet bliss is in the air! And Schwarz Araignée gets to bite part of the next chapter, moahahaha! *cough cough* I'll leave.

*Walks away from the crowd and into the ocean*[/size][/color]

[Baron Samedi]

[size=1]Haha. So, this is ithe infamous Bikini Bandits, the womanses with all of the sexy banners around.

Well, the stories match up to the sexahness of your reputation, so they must be pretty good. Nice stuff Annie. Particularly, adding Drix as a Doctor was clever ;)

[Loves Kitty's banner >_> Rawr][/size]

[Skye]

[size=1][font=veranda][color=indigo]:3 Rawr.

Usually I would side with Annie... but teh uberly sexah DW is on top of teh world!

*cough*

Ahem. I do like this though. It definatley brings out DW's more sexy side. *huggles DW plushie* >.< I'm for DW. Down with the Bikini Bandits!

(BTW: Arika, did you get my PM?)

*tries thinking up some clever name to have for the DW supporters*

-.- *sigh* So much for that idea. (Though guys in bikini's scares me.0.o)[/size][/font][/color]

[Annie]

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"Dr. D'Zanth, is he going to be okay?" Annie sat at the bedside. Chaos groaned and tossed his sheets. Drix D'Zanth took Chaos' wrists and watched the white clock on the wall. After thirty seconds, he released Chaos and scribbled on his tablet. Annie and the others stared expectantly at the doctor. [b]"Hm..He'll be just fine. He just needs some rest," [/b]Drix walked around to the foot of the bed and placed the tablet under his arm,[b]"The orgasm was more than he could handle, I'm afraid. So, just a little rest and cold water will do the trick."[/b] A grateful sigh echoed in the room. Some of the Bandits stayed in the room to watch after Chaos, the rest walked down the hall and into the Lounge. Threads that had recently been posted/or had new posts popped up as they entered. A couple of Bandits ventured off to check out the new threads/posts. Annie, Sonata, Corey, and Kane all sat down in seperate armchairs or the couch. [b]"Sonata, I'm terribly sorry that you didn't take a part in the last mission,"[/b] Annie rubbed her face. [b]"It's okay, Annie. I'm sure I'll get my chance,"[/b] Sonata smiled and patted Annie on the shoulder. Corey and Kane were deep in discussion of a certain post in Black Horizon: Smoke & Mirrors. Annie looked up at Sonata and nodded in thought. She then stood up and paced the floor for a few moments. [b]"Well, I'll be right back,"[/b] Annie snapped, [b]"I'm going to check myO."[/b] [b]"Okay, see you later, Annie," [/b]the three waved. Seconds later, Annie landed in her myO account. She passed her total visits and checked her friends list to see who had updated. It never fails, Shinmaru had been the first to update. [b]"He never misses one, does he?" [/b]Annie smirked to herself. She yawned and rubbed her eyes. She was exhausted, mentally. All of the html juggling and excitement with the last mission really came down on her. Annie's lids weighed down and burned. She stretched out and brought up her Windows Media Player and clicked on The 13th Step, by A Perfect Circle. The soothing bass helped her nerves relax. Bored, Annie decided to go to Shinmaru's myO. Though, she didn't know if she'd be able to read his entire post. He always wrote a novel every post; mostly..well, almost entirely of Futurama and video games. Annie gave one last yawn and clicked over to Shin's myO. The computer finally brought up the page. Annie opened her eyes and looked up from her hand, only to be blasted with hideous, 1985, fluorescent and flamboyant purples, pinks, blues, and a little yellow. [b]"OH GOD IN HEAVEN!!!!!"[/b] Annie fell backwards, desperately shielding her now throbbing eyes. After several minutes of rubbing and massaging her eyes, Annie squinted at the page. Her head pounded, her tired eyes shrunk back into her skull at such repulsive colour. She quickly and frantically clicked "Backroom" and sighed in relief. Unfortunately, the negative of all of the colour clouded her vision. [b]"Oh, you are in trouble now Shin-slave," [/b]Annie then hurried back to the Lounge. More of the Bandits were sitting in the couch area. All relaxing and reliving the previous mission. Annie burst in and slapped a url link and several sunglasses onto the table. The bandits all gazed up at Annie in confusion. She sat back in an over-stuffed arm chair and folded her arms. [b]"Put the glasses on and click the link," [/b]Annie slid her sunglasses from the top of her head to the bridge of her nose. [b]"This is Shinmaru's myO,"[/b] Queen Asuka pointed out. Annie nodded silently. The group nodded and did as was suggested. Neuvoxetere took the liberty of clicking the link. A few seconds in delay, then the explosion of vivid colour filled the room. [b]"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!" [/b]Kane shrieked, clutching at his chest. The group all, even though they wore shades, shielded their faces. Kitty squealed..yes, she squealed..and hid behind Lalith Ril. At that moment, Drix D'Zanth walked into the room. [b]"WTF!!??!"[/b] he fell over sweetreyes who was curled up on the floor,[/b] "The colours! They blind!!"[/b] Annie, hands folded under her chin, nodded. She slowly stood up, holding her hands out for balance, and walked over to the window to close it. The lights went out and the Bandits who were standing all tumbled back. [b]"Bandits, go get some sleep and convene here tomorrow at noon,"[/b] Annie helped Kyuai to his feet, [b]"We're going after Shinmaru." "What are we going to do with him?" [/b]Methuselah helped Sonata. [b]"I don't know yet. I'll think about that when I log off. Which is what you guys should do,"[/b] Annie rubbed her forehead,[b] "Go, try to recover your brain cells and get a good night's rest. We're going to need it." |-The next day in the quiet of the Lounge-|[/b] Annie was the first and was going over the plot in her mind. Shinmaru was not going to be easy. DragonWarrior was not easy, to say the least. But that was technicalities that rendered Annie. Shinmaru was a whole 'nother video game. He is not easily upset, he is indeed a playful bugger; so it would be pointless to play a prank, it wouldn't phase him. So, Annie had to contemplate deeper into this. She had to think of something so Nintendo-like that would attract Shin's attention. Frustrated, Annie browsed through the OB for motivation. Then..the most annoying of annoyances happened. A pop-up. A porno pop-up. [b]"Damn it all!" [/b]Annie shook her fist. Annie sighed heavily and rest her hand on her cheek. Then, the pop-up popped up again on the screen. [b]"WTF?! Why won't this go away!?....wait..."[/b] Annie paused, suddenly something became clear,[b]"...Shin+porno ads+some sort of video game....By George! I think I've got it!"[/b] With this, Annie rushed back to the Lounge. Sonata, sweetreyes, and Kyuai were already there. Shortly after arriving back into the Lounge, all of the bandits showed. Annie was pacing with excitement. Her mind raced with so many ideas. This mission was going to take more computer graphicness. [b]"Is everyone here?" [/b]Annie finally stopped to look around the room. The group nodded, also looking around. Annie cleared her throat. [b]"Okay, it took me a long time to figure out what we are to do with Shinmaru. He's a prankster as well; making this a difficult task. I don't remember where I saw it, or when, but I was quickly reminded today that Shin has this joke about making a porno. Like I said, I don't know where I saw it; thus, no details to go off of. However," [/b]Annie raised her hand, [b]"I know for a fact that we can do something with this. Put one and one together. Porn, and Shin's love..Yoshi."[/b] A few of the bandits were appalled, some laughed. [b]"Seriously, we could just take a DVD porn, and super impose Yoshi in there somewhere," [/b]Annie thought aloud. [b]"Hm, very interesting Annie," [/b]Kane stood up, [b]"Then what are we going to do from there?" "How about, we put it in his myO?"[/b] Kitty quirked. [b]"No..." [/b]Annie sighed. [b]"Or, maybe in the Art Studio. You know, like an animation production?"[/b] Sonata questioned. [b]"Hm..nah.."[/b] Annie sat down on the arm of the couch. *que in Jeopordy music* [b]"Oh! Annie, Annie!" [/b]Lalith Ril jumped from his chair,[b] "What about his signature? Couldn't we make it into a hyperlink, or even a banner?" "Yeah! That would work!" [/b]the Chobit threw her fist in the air. *freeze frame, anime-style* [b]"Excellent thought. But, we cannot invade his signature. That is something only an administrator can do," [/b]Annie slumped. The room fell silent again. Until Corey jumped. [b]"Ask James." "Um, I'm not sure if he would help us out...he resents me T_T" [/b]Annie snickered. [b]"Why?" "I told him I don't like XBox or the Game Cube.." "Aaaahhh,"[/b] said the whole room. *silence again* [b]"Wait,"[/b] Kane shot up,[b]"There is only one who can help us. However, it will be hard to get into contact with him. He is a dangerous fellow, very random. And, he has been quiet for some time now." "Who's that?"[/b] Annie narrowed an eye. [b]"The Charles." Annie:[/b] O.O! [b]"Yes...I believe he may be our only hope for this. I've studied the likes of The Charles. He won't see the male bandits. Only the female. And he'll only see the top three sexiest. He only grants his powers under one condition,"[/b] Kane paced slightly and stopped to prop himself against the side menu. [b]"And this being?"[/b] Corey folded his arms over his chest. [b]"You have to pass a test." "A test? What kind of test?"[/b] Sonata sat up slightly. [b]"I don't know. Whatever his random mind desires,"[/b] Kane shook his head. [b]"Right, where can we find The Charles?" [/b]Annie scratched at her chin. [b]"Rumor has it that The Charles speices hide in postal areas,"[/b] Kane snapped his fingers. [b]"A post office?"[/b] Methuselah raised an eyebrow. [b]"No, that is too public. The Charles like to keep a low profile,"[/b] Kane nodded in agreement with himself. [b]"Hm..I've got an idea as to where we can find this Charles," [/b]Annie walked over to "Forum Home". [b]"What are you doing?" [/b]Queen Asuka asked. [b]"I'm going to go find his email, and send him a greeting," [/b]Annie smiled. After grabbing Charles' email, Annie quickly set off to her email. [i]Hey Charles, Annie from the OB. I need to talk to you. Will you be able to help out the Bikini Bandits? If so, please let me know what we must do. Thanks muchly.[/i] Annie sent the message and went back to her inbox to check her mail. Then, surprisingly, a reply from Charles sat in her inbox. [i]Hey Annie..I hate you. Just kidding, kidding! Of course, I'd love to help the bikinis come off..I mean, yes. I can help you. Meet me on AIM tonight. We'll talk then. G'day, Annie[/i] She hurried back to the OB. [b]"You guys! I got ahold of him! We're going to discuss the plans tonight!" [/b] All jump for glee *anime-style freeze frame*

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[color=indigo][size=1]To be continued...

I'd like to take this moment for Drix's inspiration, and DW's suggestion on where I might find Charles XD[/color][/size]

[Shinmaru]

I suppose that I had this coming >.>

I thought the chapter was amusing. I'm always cool with being made fun of a bit, especially since I annoyed more than a few people with my layout, haha. Ah, those were good times. I'd also like to add that the chapter was written well, and flowed very nicely. You're a skilled writer, if I do say so myself.

Also, that picture at the top of the post is great. Faye can place me under arrest any day of the week. :D

[Baron Samedi]

[size=1]Another great chapter, but I have a question...wil the last chapter feature an X-rated Faye picture? Will these keep getting better the further the story progresses?

:p

Anyway, I do enjoy how you [and anyone else who has done an OB story] use elements of real life, but alter them to suit a use or purpose that would be plausible if we...were all sucked into a computer...

>_>

Good work anyway though.[/size]

[Kitty]

[SIZE=1]"The orgasm was more than he could handle, I'm afraid. So, just a little rest and cold water will do the trick."

[COLOR=Blue]XD *LMAO* That is the best... Oh my God... I love the little bits with Chaos in them. They're so funny. ^_~ (We love you Chaos, lol).

I shrieked again. ;_; That moment will haunt me forever. Why couldn't I have yelped, or... wait, no. That's the same thing. Yoshi and porn, eh? Sounds fun. Hehe. I'm looking forward to it. *evil laughter* >_>;; You didn't hear that. :shifty:[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[Ezekiel]

[COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1]I must say, I loved that chapter the most. It's nice to see someone else other than Dragon Warrior getting picked on, and this gave me the boost I needed to visit Shin's site (finally).

Looking forward to the next sexy chapter ^_~[/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Muad'Dib]

[color=darkred][font=palatinolinotype]Yoshi... porn? <_<;; .......................... eh, no comment.

Anyway, as usual Annie-san, great stuff. It boggles the mind how funny such randomness can become after long hours of scrolling through text filled web pages... or at 7:00 pm.

And on the previous chapter, I personally liked the way it ended XD[/font][/color]

[Revelation]

[size=1][color=#696969]*GASP* The Charles?! Are you sure about that? I mean, he can be quite....*whispers* scary. But alas, if it's meant to be, then it's meant to be. LOL, I absolutely loved this chapter! IT WAS FREAKIN-A AWESOME! MOAHAHAHA![/size][/color]

[Guest Sean]

[SIZE=1]I know I've taken my time to get here and post my comments. But yes Annie I did it, I finally moved my fingers and I'm typing this beautiful comment. Just for the Bikini Bandits ^_~

I can't choose which is my favourite a of yet. I'm still very fond of Chapter4 as you've described to me what was happening to him before you posted it. I laft my head off on AIM and I laughed my head off at the actual story/chapter. I say keep up your awesome writing-ness. And may the Bikini Bandits live on forever.

Yeh...shut up, I know it was corny >>;;[/SIZE]

[Annie]

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"Annie, who are you going to take with you to meet the Charles?" Kane stretched and yawned. The night was built around endless plans and last minute requests. All of the bandits lazed about the Lounge. Annie scratched her sides and stood up. She had been thinking hard on who to take with her. It was a hard decision; all of her bandit females were quite sexy. "Man, I don't know. All of the girls are to die for.." Annie looked around to see most of them snoozing. "Need some help?" A voice echoed through the room as the door opened. The bandits who were awake turned around to see a robed figure. He was wearing a pair of reflective sunglasses. They gleamed mysteriously. His black robe swished as he approached Annie. "Ah, you made it," she reached out to shake his hand. "Heh, I had a few problems with a glitch. The Matrix is acting strange lately," he shook Annie's hand and glanced around the room. "Oh, everyone, wake up!" Annie clapped her hands, rousing everyone from their sleep. Groans and swear words filled the once silent room. They rubbed their eyes and focused on the new figure. "Who's this?" sweetreyes yawned. "This is our new commadre. The new Bikini Bandit. Everyone, please give Reise a nice welcome," Annie smiled and gestured for Reise to sit down. He nodded and shook hands with everyone around the room. "Welcome Reise, and you don't have to be shy. We're all family here," Corey stood up and dropped his robe. Reise: WTFOMFG!!! *jumps back behind Annie* "COREY! Don't scare him like that!" Kitty thwapped him with her straw hat. Kane: HAT!! Kitty: MINE! *cuddles hat* "Is it gone?" Reise clutched onto Annie's wrist. Corey: T_T *puts on robe* "Yeah, you can come out now," Annie smiled. [b]|-Some time later-|[/b] "Alright everyone, quiet!" Annie tapped the end of her high heel on the table. The room quieted and eyed her. She paced the room with one shoe on, giving her an ominous, yet retarded, feel. "After thinking very hard on this, I've come up with who shall go with me to see Charles. Now, this was the utmost difficult decision. I have every hot member I could ask for," Annie stopped to put her other shoe on. The room awed and the girls blushed. Male Bandits: *grumble* "You guys are sexy too, but Charles won't see you. So, with that, I'm glad to announce 'Charles' Accomplices'," Annie spun around to face the bandits, "Myself, Queen Asuka, and Kitty. Get ready you two, we're leaving in a few minutes. Meet me at my myO account." The two jumped up and bolted for the door. Both getting stuck in the door frame. "I was first you cow!" Kitty started to slap with her hat. Kane: HAT!! "Why you little pussy!!(pun intended)" Queen Asuka growled and thrust her hip into Kitty, sending her flying to the side, "No one is first but me!" With that the Chobit stormed out of the Lounge, followed by a limping Kitty. Annie shook her head and walked towards the door. "The rest of you, you all may leave if you wish. We'll meet back here in the morning." [b]|-In Annie's myO-|[/b] "I have a bruise, how can I wear my bikini now ;_;" Kitty sniffled and sat on Annie's recent post. "Get over it. You shouldn't have called me a 'cow'," Asuka blew a raspberry and leant against Annie's picture. Annie walked in and looked at the two pouting girls. Queen Asuka was dressed in a white, ruffly dress with pink cords wrapped carefully around her arms, breasts, and abdomen, and a pink lacey choker. Kitty donned a yellow sundress that clung to every curve, and her straw hat. Annie nodded in approval and made sure her red dress was free of lint and wrinkles. "Wow, Annie. Were'd you get that dress?" Kitty winked. "Oh, it was a congratulations gift from Dr. D'Zanth," Annie chuckled and slipped on her red high heels and brushed her hair back. "So, where are we meeting Charles?" Queen Asuka twirled a cord in her fingers. "We're meeting him in the Anime Archives. No one hardly goes there any more," Annie checked on a few things in her myO and snapped her fingers, "Ready?" The two nodded and followed Annie to the OB. They looked around, thankfully, no one was really online but the newer members. The three hurried behind Tokyo 3 and checked before darting into the Anime Archives. They looked around at all of the choices of subforums. "Which one?'' Kitty adjusted her dress. "He said James' sticky." "Why there?" "Old members don't need to know what the archives are for; we know. And the new members don't pay attention," Annie looked over her shoulder before entering the sticky. She was followed by the Chobit and Kitty. They glanced about and saw him. Him who was Charles. Charles who was him. He wore a white toga, an over-sized cowboy hat, and a pair of teal boots.Annie took in a deep breath and slowly approached Charles. He stood quietly, and slowly looked up at the girls from under his hat. "Annie?" "Charles?" "It's MR. PANTS!" The three girls cringed and held onto each other. Charles sighed and laughed. "I'm sorry girls, I had to do that," he scratched at his beardless chin as if he had one to scratch, "How may I be of assistance?" "We, the Bikini Bandits, need your help, Mr. Charles," Annie began, "We need your permission and help in entering and editing Moderator Shinmaru's signature." Charles quirked an eyebrow and plucked at that imaginary beard. He "hmm"ed a few times. "For what reason are you wanting to edit Shin's sig?" "The Bandits are striking on Shinmaru for his myO stunt on Christmas. He nearly burned the eyeballs out of everyone's sockets..those who were unfortunate to see it." "Indeed....What are you putting into his signature?" "Exploitation of Yoshi porn," Kitty giggled. "SILENCE!" Charles laughed again at Kitty's whimper. "Will you help, Mr. Charles?" Queen Asuka played with her cords. "One thing..I must be granted a wish from the Bandits, Ms. Annie." "What's that, Sir?" "I want..Kitty's straw hat." Kitty: >:^O MINE! "I get the hat, you girls get my power for one night ~_^" Charles winked a silly wink and sauntered over to Annie, nearly tripping on his toga, "Here, take my rod XD" Annie, Kitty, Queen Asuka: O.O!? Charles handed Annie the Admin Rod and a piece of paper with the words: [b]IOU: One Admin Rod for Kitty's straw hat. Or else I ban you.[/b] Annie nodded and signed. Charles followed the girls back to the Lounge and cuddled Kitty's hat. (Kitty: T_T) The rest of the bandits stared blankly at the oddly dressed Charles. "Are you sure this is The Charles?" Kane nearly stuttered. "Yup," Annie waved the Admin Rod. "OMFG! Did he test you?" "Um..no," Queen Asuka smiled. "Then he is The Charles. He only gives you the test after you give him back the Rod," Kane nodded. Annie shrugged and walked over to Forum Home. "Who's coming with me?" "I will," Reise stood up, followed by Sonata. Annie nodded and headed towards Shinmaru's profile. Sonata and Reise close behind. "Annie, are you sure we won't get banned?" Sonata asked nervously. "Nah, he'll laugh at it," Annie smiled, "Alright, we're here." The Admin Rod's powers had allowed the three to access the Edit tool on Shin's profile. "Okay, we need to hurry. Shin should be on very soon to update his myOtaku," Annie scrolled through his options, "Reise, you and Sonata stay here. I have to go to imageshack.com to grab the incriminating picture. Protect the Admin Rod with your lives." Reise and Sonata nodded and headed for "Edit Signature". Annie rushed ot her imageshack.com account and grabbed the picture. Glancing at the time, Annie nearly fumbled through links. She was running out of time rapidly. It was nearing midnight. She jumped back into Shin's signature. "Got it! Now, the image is too big to just put as a banner. So we're going to hotlink it," Annie slapped the url onto the signature. "What should we write?" Reise questioned, ready to type. "How about: 'To Play It, Click here and receive a free button!'?" Sonata suggested. "Hm, it will make people wonder..sure, why not," Annie smiled and nodded for Reise to type it out [b]|-Minutes later-|[/b] "Ah..done," Reise sat back. Annie looked over the new signature and nodded. She gave a high-five to the two and sent them back to the lounge. She tapped the Admin Rod in her palm and made sure the signature was good. Satisfied, she clicked the Save button and headed back to the Lounge. "How'd it go?" Dr. D'Zanth walked in. "Go check it out," Annie smirked and handed Charles his Admin Rod, "Thank you, Mr. Charles." "Hehe, I can't wait to see this.." Charles shoved the Rod into the robes of his toga. They all wait in anxiety for Shin's arrival. [b]|-seconds later, Shin gets online-|[/b] "What's this in my signature?" asked Shinmaru to himself as he clicked the new link in his sig. [quote][center]*this space always and forever dedicated to Arcadia* [url="http://www.myotaku.com/users/otakusennen"][img]http://img76.exs.cx/img76/2682/quackexperimentalmoderator0qx.jpg[/img][/url] [size=1]Thanks to OtakuSennen for the banner.[/size] [url=http://www.otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=44150][size=1]Dream, Dream, Dream [PG - VL][/size][/url] [url=http://www.myotaku.com/users/shinmaru][size=1]Soy un perdedor I'm a loser, baby - so why don't you kill me?[/size][/url] [url=http://img76.exs.cx/img76/9227/yoship2ic.png]To Play It, Click here and receive a free button![/url] -Compliments of the Bikini Bandits[/center][/quote] "WTF?" Shinmaru007: Ms. Annie GoddessUnluck: Yes? Shinmaru007: :O GoddessUnluck: XD End Session.

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[size=1][color=darkslategray]Yeah, that sounded a little drab for Shin's demise. But, you can't really do too much to Shin that won't phase him, so meh..XD

And the links do work, so go click!![/size][/color]