Writing Loser Mod Wanabes [PG 13]

[Ezekiel]

[COLOR=DimGray][CENTER][B][U]Loser Mod Wanabes- Chapter the First.[/U][/B][/CENTER]

The sun shone brightly signalling the start of another wonderful day in Otakuville. Members busied themselves with reading posts and discussions from the night before, some only just waking up?other oldies wondering what in the hell new members were smoking when they posted certain topics. Up in a silver skyscraper, sitting at a long, wonderfully polished oak table sat the elite?. the mysterious and respected Moderators, Team Leaders and Site Admins. James sat at the head of the table, a worried look on his face, his forehead resting on his well kept hands, elbows slipping slightly from the pristine table surface. Solo Tremaine looked worried and exchanged glances with Lady Katana, looking again to James. The Admin sat in silence while the others looked on. His elbows slipped more as a strange noise escaped his parted lips. Lore blinked and leaned in,
[B]?Is it me or did he just snore?? [/B] the sound of 15 people sweat dropping to the floor echoed around the room.

Meanwhile, in a saner part of town?. well, if you find the Otaku Lounge sane seeing as sanity is what?s it?s been lacking in lately, but that?s not for the narrator to decide as the narrator has no power! Ah hem, to continue. In the Otaku Lounge, certain opinionated members of town were having a heated argument over how to make the colour purple, when one of the large glass doors slid open to reveal, even though everyone could see who it was before hand because glass is see through, an incredibly good looking brunette, clad in black jeans, a white shirt with a black jacket over the top. He removed his sunglasses and flashed a pearly white grin at one of the new members, causing her to swoon and ultimately pass out. Someone looked up from one of the large, light blue plush couches and rolled her eyes, walking over to the just entered member.
She looked him up and down and sighed when he winked,
[B]?Good morning to you, too, JJRiddler??[/B]
The brunette gave the girl a thumbs up and patted her on the head, seeing as she only came up to the base of his neck,
[B]?I told you before, Methy, it?s Akamaru!?[/B]
[B]?Yes, yes, whatever?? [/B] Methuselah sighed deeply, bags under her eyes from a late night of Role Playing in the Adventure Square. She rubbed the sides of her head and breathed out slowly; ignoring the chuckles she received form the smug JJRiddler standing before her.
He scratched the back of his head and surveyed the lounge, nodding to a few members that he knew.
[B]?Well, I think I?m going to the Manga Workshop to talk to Kei, you wanna come?? [/B] Methuselah shrugged and sighed, [B]?Why not? I haven?t got much else to do?? [/B] she walked over to the couch that she had sat on before and collected up some papers with doodles and notes on them. JJRiddler gave her an odd look and tried to take the papers from under her arm, she span away form him and levelled him with a glare, striking a true anime pose. JJRiddler sighed as a teardrop formed on the back of his head,
[B]?I just want to see.?[/B] He insisted, pouting ever so slightly. Methuselah sighed and ruffled through the papers.
[B]?I?ve been doing some research on??[/B] she lowered her voice so that it was barely audible,[B] ??Dragon Warrior.?[/B]
[B]?Dragon Warrior??
?Ssh!?[/B] the redhead gave a worried glance around the room before grabbing JJRiddler by the back of his jacket, dragging him out of the Otaku Lounge, into the long white corridor that connected all the main forum halls. After finding a suitable corner to crouch in, Methuselah spoke up, whispering in JJRiddler?s ear.
[B]?I?ve heard that Dragon Warrior is planning another revolution on the Boards, he plans to pull out all the stops for this one?.?[/B]
[B]?Another revolution?? [/B] JJ looked worried.
[B]?Yes, Akamaru, and this one will be the sexiest yet??[/B]
As a lightly tanned member exited the large oak doors from the Manga Workshop, he could faintly hear the sound of someone passing out.
***
Back with the Moderators in the Staff Tower, James was still asleep, head on the table with a sizeable puddle of drool around his mouth. Lady Katana pulled a face in disgust, pulling herself up from the floor, trying not to step on Solo?s tail while doing so.
[B]?I?m heading off back to the Manga Workshop,?[/B] she stated before turning her back on the others, [B]?I?ll see if I can find out any more information while I?m there.?[/B]
Shinmaru sighed through a mouthful of Lore?s foot, unhooking his leg from Adam?s arm.
[B]?Lets not be in that position ever again?.?[/B]
***
Lady Katana walked along the carpeted corridor, running her hand along the silver walls, smiling at their cold feel. She was quite looking forward to an afternoon of hot chocolate and reading manga with no interruptions from n00bs. She reached the elevator and pressed the down button, shuddering slightly as if a cold breeze had swept through the building. She shrugged it off and stepped through the large elevator doors, leaning against the far wall, listening as the Full Metal Alchemist theme midi played softly in the background. She sighed contently, until she saw it. That dark and ominous (and unbelievably sexy) shadow, flittering across the wall of the corridor. She blinked and was about to get out of the elevator to check what it was until the door shut on her hand. She swore, and decided against using this elevator ever again.
After a father uneventful 5 second journey in the hyper speed elevator, Lady Katana stepped out on the ground floor, weak in the knees from the speed at which she had just descended 10 floors.
[I]Note to self; always take the stairs.[/I]
After staggering around for a few minutes, Lady K finally managed to reach the exit of the building. She nodded to Siren, who was on door duty for some unknown reason, and went outside, smiling as the sun beat down on her face. After stretching, the Moderator was on her way, greeting certain members as she walked along the clean pavement.

Finally she reached the large building in the centre of Otakuville that housed many of the main forums. She stepped inside and scowled at the coffee machine in the foyer, muttering about the ?evils of caffeine?. After walking past the Otaku Lounge and waving to Legacy who was on his way from the Art Studio, Lady K reached her destination. The wonderful manga Workshop. She ran her hands down the large oak doors and smiled broadly,
[B]?Mine?all mine.? [/B] She giggled and pushed open the doors, sniffing in the sweet smells of mangas and pencil shavings. Just as the Mod opened her eyes and shut the doors, she felt it again. That feeling of cold that had swept over her body before when she was in the elevator. Lady K looked around and then she saw them. Two gleaming yellow eyes shining out of the dark. She tried to scream and open the doors but found herself not being able to move. After taking a look at her feet she could see that they had been frozen by a spell.
[B]?It?s time?and I won?t fail now??[/B] an evil and very sexy laugh resounded in the almost empty Manga Workshop. A few seconds later a thump was heard and a wisp of a shadow was seen to float through the crack in the door, only seconds before JJRiddler and Methuselah got there. JJ looked down and raised an eyebrow,
[B]?Oi, did you see that??[/B] he asked, staring at the black smoke drifting along the marble floor. Methuselah shrugged and opened the door slightly,
[B]?Probably something that Kei?s been drawing??[/B]
JJ nodded and follwed Methuselah into the room, only to walk right into her.
[B]?Erm?Methy?? [/B] he asked, pushing her slightly.
Methuselah kept quiet and pointed a shaking finger at the floor, right to the place where a small Lady K plushie was lying; it?s mouth wide in shock and eyes open in terror. JJRiddler gasped and Methuselah nearly passed out, but just before she did she happened to look at the right wall (for some odd reason) seeing that written on it with pink chalk was the message,
[B]?It has begun?.?[/B]
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[SIZE=1][CENTER][B]**Brought to you by Methuselah and JJRiddler. Look forward to the next chapter written by aforementioned sexy member ^_~**[/B][/CENTER][/SIZE]

[COLOR=DimGray]I would like to add that this is my first time writing something like this, so I hope it's alright and everyone enjoys it ^^;[/COLOR]

[Dragon Warrior]

Mmm... I like it, mostly because I'm the villain and for once and your writing supports my sexy reputation. I'm supposing this is about Master JJRiddler and yourself trying to stop me from once again taking over OB? Silly me :3 Silly you >:^O

I did like the part where James was drooling, though. Because it's true!

[Kitty]

[color=blue][size=1]Dragon Warrior can turn moderators into plushies?! Oh my goshums.. He really is sexyful, isn't he? And what position, exactly, were the moderators, team leaders, and admins in, hmm? That part disturbed me. >.>;;

Who knew James slept on the job. Who knew? To think, that one of the most important members of this "Otakuville"... drooled. 'Tis a wonderful thing. Now I can use that as black mail if I need to... mwahahaha...

And yes, Methy (may I call you "Methy"? >.< ), I look forward to the next chapterses. :<[/size][/color]

[MissWem]

[COLOR=DarkRed]To be honest, I don't think DW is really "taking over the boards" at all. It's such a negative connotation. I just like to think that he will redefine the OB for the better with his sexay black mageness.

Hehehe. It's not often you see people freak out over seeing other people get turned into plushies ^_^[/COLOR]

[JJ]

Somehow, I think even [B]YOU[/B] Dragon Warrior drool...

But that's not what we're here for, is it?

Sorry 'bout the pause, but Half Life 2 has sucked all the time I have.

After the long awaited Pause, here's Chapter 2!

[B][I]Chapter the Second or ?Why there are never Successful Staff Meetings?[/I][/B]

[B]Last Time, on Loser Mod Wanabes.[/B]

[color=darkslategrey]Methuselah made some shocking discoveries about Dragon Warrior. The Staff played a disturbing game of Twister. In addition, Kei was turned into a Plushie by some sexy eyes.[/color]

[Color=DarkBlue][size=1][B]In the Manga Workshop?[/B]

?Methy?? JJRiddler started to say, but he saw her start to sway through his peripheral vision. He turned around and shot his arms out in an attempt to help her.

His first attempt failed as she flew through his outstretched arms. He then threw himself on the floor in an attempt to stop her fall. Unlucky for him, she had woken up, and her outstretched arms met with his flat back. The wind was knocked out of him, but he had broken her fall.

?Oh, JJ, I?m really sorry about that.? Methuselah said, picking herself off him.

?It?s? Ok?. Really.? JJRiddler said, slowly picking himself off the floor.

?Good, because the weird Kei-like Plushie is looking at you like she wants to eat you.? Methuselah said, starting to chuckle.

?What? I don?t see anything at all.? JJRiddler said, frowning.

?You don?t see the Plushie moving towards you, using the table as cover?? Methuselah said, clutching her sides.

?Nope, and?? was all JJ could get out before the Plushie pounced. ?Methy? A LITTLE HELP PLEASE!?

Methuselah looked around the Workshop for anything that could help the poor guy. Suddenly, she spotted the pencil Kei had laying down. She grabbed it, and dropped it.

The Plushie?s head shot around, as it uncurled from JJ?s face. It jumped down and waddled over to the pencil, picking it up in fascination.

JJRiddler looked over at Methuselah and smiled. He motioned towards the door, and started to tip toe backwards, not turning his back on the Plushie.

Methuselah tiptoed very fast like, her feet making a slight scuffle sound. She gave a last glance at the Plushie, who was still fascinated with the pencil.

She then backed out of the room, leaving enough space for JJ to slam the door shut. She then turned to JJ and laughed. ?The little dear seemed to like the pencil, and your face Akamaru.? She said, smiling.

?It doesn?t matter what the beast liked. We need to talk to Solo Tremaine about this. A wild Plushie in the Manga Workshop is not something we leave for some n00b or other member to clean up. I elect we try to PM him first. If he doesn?t respond, then we?ll go looking, one of us, and the other will keep the door guarded. Sound good?? JJ asked, turning his gaze from the floor to Methuselah.

?Fine. I call first search!? she said, throwing her hand up.

?No, since I came up with it, I get it.? JJ said, smirking.

Methuselah then walked over to him, and walloped him with her pad of paper. ?Ladies first.? She said, smirking larger.

?Fine. I?ll PM Solo, and you can get ready.? JJRiddler said, pulling up a chair.

Methuselah then snuck into the Anime Lounge to see if she could spot him there. He wasn?t there, so she stepped back into the hall and walked back over to JJ.

?Anything yet?? she asked, tapping her foot. Her hands were on her waist, and she obviously seemed impatient.

?Nope. He may not be here though. His profile says he?s online, but I?m not sure.? JJ said, a frown coming over his continence.

?Well, I?m off then.? Methuselah said with a hint of sarcasm.

?Watch out, it may not just be here whatever this was hit.? JJ said, a look of worry appearing.

?Don?t worry. I know who it was, but I don?t know who?s next. I?ll PM you if I find trouble.? Methuselah said as she walked out of the giant automatic doors.

?Sure she will?? JJ thought as he settled deeper into his chair. He had hoped to not fall asleep, but already, his eyes began to droop. They finally closed, and JJ dosed off.

[B]Meanwhile,

High above the crowds, in the Mod building?[/B]

?James, are you awake yet?? Dagger IX1 asked.

?Of course not silly. He?s still drooling.? terra responded.

?Well, we really should wake him up.? Queen Asuka said, frowning.

?Your right? Hey, wait a second. You are not supposed to be here, you?re retired. Who let you in?? Arcadia asked, getting red in the face.

?The guard did. I think it was some n00b. All I did was show him my pass and he let me through.? She said getting up. ?I?ll just let myself out..?

?Aw, Queen Asuka, it?s not that we don?t want you here, it?s just, we don?t need you here. It?s not really any of your business what goes on here.? Lore said, looking sad.

?No, I understand? Hey, that door is shiny.? Queen Asuka said smiling. ?I like shiny things.?

?Oh no, she?s become Bipolar!? Shinmaru said. ?I saw people like that on ER.?

?Is that the one where all the bloody people are brought in, and the sexy nurses and doctors that have lots of personal problems fix them up?? Lady Asphyxia asked, looking happy.

?Yep, the one and only.? Shinmaru said.

Adam looked around for a second. He then blinked, and looked at Asuka who was still staring at the door. He walked over to the door and opened it. ?Goodbye Asuka, you can talk with everyone after the meeting, outside.? He said smiling.

?It?s no wonder we never get anything done at staff meetings? he muttered, ?Everyone just wants to socialize.? He rubbed his temples. It was going to be a long day for him.

Suddenly, Solo Tremaine stood up. ?I just received an urgent PM regarding the Manga Workshop. I?ll see to it, then return.? He walked out of the room, his cape swishing.

?Why does he get a swishy cape?? Syk3 asked, putting his hand up.

Adam put his head into his hands. It was defiantly going to be a long day.

[B]Some time before? in a shady part of Otakuville?[/B]

Methuselah looked around. She had been walking through the city for an hour now. She typed a quick PM to JJ, and then started to walk again. It seemed like everything was very ordinary for right now. The people hustled around, acting as if they had somewhere to be, bikes zoomed around, and daring people to try to stop them, and little kids ran around playing dangerous games in the street.

Methuselah nodded for a second, yeah, today was defiantly regular. Suddenly, a giant shadow covered the sun, and caused everyone to look up. ?There isn?t an online eclipse for another twenty-eight years.? thought Methuselah. ?This is bad. I better PM JJ.?

She pulled up her little screen, and typed in the information to JJ. She then hit ?Send? and waited for a response. If things turned out to be bad, Methuselah didn?t want to be in the middle of it all. She had already fought through one N00b War, and was in no mood for another.

The only thing she would fight against would be the illustrious Dragon Warrior. His sexy eyes and sexy evil laugh turned her on in a little way. She would never admit that to anyone though.

Her window suddenly popped up, and she read JJ?s response.

Methy,
Stay where you are. Watch what is going on. Solo?s coming to check on the Plushie. I?ll get back to you when he gets here.
Akamaru

?Lovely, just what I always wanted. An order to stay put.? She said, starting to pout.

A sudden pink smoke forced her to stop. It trailed from the sun, and headed for the giant skyscraper that served as the not-so-secret hiding place for the Officials of Otakuville.

Methuselah let out a small gasp and PM?d JJ a shaky one. She then took off towards the entrance, which everyone knew was hidden oh-so-cleverly as a wall. She ran in, and waited for the guard.

After about a minute, Methuselah took a step forward, and waited for the voice that told you that ?You?re going to be evaporated if you don?t leave.?

It never came on, so Methuselah creped over to the elevator and pressed the call button. The silver door slid open with a small ?swoosh?. Methuselah stepped in, and closed her eyes. The elevator then took at off at alarming speeds, sending Methuselah to the roof of the elevator.

When it finally stopped, Methuselah was thrown to the floor. She was a mess, her hair everywhere, her shoes thrown to the side; her pad of paper strewn about the elevator, and worse of all, her glasses lay on the ground, smashed. She silently cursed, and started to pick up.

When the doors finally slid open, she was met with about twelve anxious faces. One spoke up ?What are YOU doing on OUR elevator?? it asked as the masses crowded in.

?Well, I saw this giant pink cloud?? Methuselah started.

?I told you Shinmaru. It?s time for the ?I-won-our-bet nad kicking.? Desbreko said, smiling wickedly.

?Not in here Desbreko. You might miss and hit someone else. We all here want to have babies.? Syk3 said, his hands trailing downward.

?Always got to spoil my fun, don?t you?? Desbreko said, starting to pout.

At this, the elevator jerked, and the entire crowd, with the exception of Jamie, grabbed the conviently placed seat belts. Jamie would have gone flying again, if not for the combined efforts of Dagger IX1, terra, and Arcadia. They held her down, and in the end, got really tired arms for it. When the elevator stopped, all of the staff headed their separate ways. Methuselah ran to catch up with Dagger IX1. She tapped her on the shoulder, and asked, ?Why does everyone look so shaken up??

Dagger IX1 looked around, then motioned for to follow the hand. She did, and a few seconds later, they were in the Anime Lounge. As Methuselah continued to follow Dagger, she began to get tired.

They finally arrived at a giant door that said closed. It was obviously a closed thread, but why come all the way back here? What happened in that room? Methuselah hoped these questions would be answered now.

As the door shut, DaggerIX1 opened her mouth. ?Well, at first, no one noticed anything was wrong. It wasn?t until the sunlight was blocked that we realized anything was wrong. After we all stupidly got up to look, Red and Bio sat back down. By the time anyone had turned around, they were gone, and pink clouds hovered overhead. Suddenly, two Plushies dropped from them.

As Lore bent over to look, the one that looked like Red pounced. Lore screamed, and Manic zapped the bugger with his ModRod. It stunned him, and Lady Ashyxia got the one like Red. We then hightailed it outta there, and met you.? She said, frowning.

?Oh wow. Moderators disappearing, Plushies appearing, this is too weird.? Methuselah said, scratching her head. ?Could you PM me if anyone else disappears??

?Sure.? She says nodding.

?I?ve got to talk to JJRiddler and Solo about this.? Methuselah said, getting up. ?Stay hidden, and uh, don?t talk to any pink clouds.?

Dagger nodded, and then slinked deeper into the shadows.

Methuselah closed the door, and then started for the entrance. As she walked, she noticed that things were getting a little out of hand there. Some n00bs were yelling over who was the hotter Sayin, others were yelling about who had better hair in Fishi Yugi. Methuselah sighed, and left the Lounge. As she walked into the long hall, she noticed that JJ and Solo weren?t there.

She looked up and down the hall, but didn?t see the pair. She cautiously approached the door to the Manga Workshop and set her ear up against it. She heard voices, so she gently pushed on the door.

What see saw, amazed even the pad of paper still in her hand?[/size][/color]

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]Interesting, most interesting.

Heh heh I found that to be a most entertaining read, so humorous, yet so dark and mysterious. Then of course when you have Gavynn for a bad-guy who simply cannot be beaten in his sexy villainy. I enjoy reading the stories and I hope you'll have a few more chapters up in the coming weeks, maybe one before the New Year if we're all fortunate. [/SIZE]