Funny stories!

[Quatre's_gurl]

Ok. The other day, my mommy and I took a drive from MA through NH up to Maine. When we were coming back into MA, we saw a sign that said "Massachusetts Welcomes You!" and at the bottom, in little letters, said "Governor Jane Swift" and right above the last part it had a picture of a big, fat turkey! Then my mom said "Wow. That pic looks a lot like her!" It was so funny! (God I can't believe we have a baka onna as our governor!) Oh wait. I'm an onna too aren't I? Well, I'm not a baka!

[Pressure]

thats nutitn, in Maryland, there is actually a town called
"Yocum Town" get it?:devil:

[Guest chickens3000]

:flaming: my friend and his bro and cuz were walkin in his back yar when they saw a rabid squirel. they threw rocks at it, and it jumped on his cuz's head. then it started chasin all of them and they ran into the house. :flaming:

[Guest]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by DBZChikaGhan [/i]
[B]thats nutitn, in Maryland, there is actually a town called
"Yocum Town" get it?:devil: [/B][/QUOTE]

[color=darkblue][size=1][b] LoL i get it... kinda sick, but hey i like it, its funny.[/color][/size][/b]

[mornigndew]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by chickens3000 [/i]
[B]:flaming: my friend and his bro and cuz were walkin in his back yar when they saw a rabid squirel. they threw rocks at it, and it jumped on his cuz's head. then it started chasin all of them and they ran into the house. :flaming: [/B][/QUOTE]
[color=blue] Mean, throw rock at a poor squirrel, but it's funny after that [/color]:laugh:

[Guest peekabooicu]

squarls are cool hehehe ~LOL~

[Quatre's_gurl]

Hey, I have an idea! *lightbulb appears over head* Let's talk about the stuff that happens in our screwed up towns! Ok. One time this guy got fired from the Thai restaraunt so he went back later and stabbed his boss. Then there was this old guy who tried to stab his wife. Then there was this guy who went and shot up an office building and instead of running away, he sat in the lobbey twiddling his thumbs and waiting for the police to come. Then there was a bomb threat at the middle school and a gun threat at the high school. Then our town had the carnival and there was a girl flirting with the guy who ran the merry-go-round so she could get free rides. And then there's the boy's soccer team that was mooning everyone that walked by. Oh, and my fave: The mob of 30 8th graders outside the middle school after school where half were getting into a fight and the rest were smokin' ####. *sighs* I luv this place! ^_^'

[Guest peekabooicu]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Quatre's_gurl [/i]
[B]Hey, I have an idea! *lightbulb appears over head* Let's talk about the stuff that happens in our screwed up towns! Ok. One time this guy got fired from the Thai restaraunt so he went back later and stabbed his boss. Then there was this old guy who tried to stab his wife. Then there was this guy who went and shot up an office building and instead of running away, he sat in the lobbey twiddling his thumbs and waiting for the police to come. Then there was a bomb threat at the middle school and a gun threat at the high school. Then our town had the carnival and there was a girl flirting with the guy who ran the merry-go-round so she could get free rides. And then there's the boy's soccer team that was mooning everyone that walked by. Oh, and my fave: The mob of 30 8th graders outside the middle school after school where half were getting into a fight and the rest were smokin' ####. *sighs* I luv this place! ^_^' [/B][/QUOTE]

WOW whoever lives in your town has got the life