Favorite TV show/Movie quotes

[Bullet Theory]

Hey there. I'm just sitting at my computer with lots of quotes running in my head and decided to ask you guys what your favorite TV or Movie quotes are.

My favorite TV show quote hands down...

"Oh...you sly boots..." -Chris Griffin from Family Guy.

What about you?

[Annie]

[color=darkslateblue]Oh my, I could go on forever with this thread. I know so many favorite quotes, but to begin..I'll start wtih my newest obsession, and Siren will agree:

[b]"Hey! If you're going to be gay about this, you can't play."[/b] ~Cpt. Hero, [i]Drawn Together[/i]

Love that show!

And for a movie quote, James will concur:

[b]"As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic. If you're unconvinced a particular plan of action I've decided is not the wisest; tell me so. But allow me to convince you, and I promise you right here and now; no subject will ever be taboo. Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion.

The price you pay for bringing up either my Chinese or American heritage as a negative is: I collect your f**king head. Just like this f**ker here. Now, if any of you sons of ******** got anything else to say, now's the f**king time!...I didn't think so..."[/b] ~O-ren Ishii, [i]Kill Bill vol.1[/i]
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[Hell Raizer]

Clerks has so many memorable quotes:

Randal:"If you were Steven Tyler and could have any chick you wanted, who would it be?"
Dante:"*sigh* Caitlin"
Randal:"Really? Id pick Liv Tyler"

Randal:"I cant stay mad at that monkey"

Randal: Why the hell is he called Silent Bob, anyway?

Lawyer: Here to question Mr. Hicks are two giggling girls.
Girl: Okay. Do you, like, have a girlfriend?
Dante: No, I don't have a girlfriend.
Girl: Omigod, I told you.

Big Mac: Hello good people of Leonardo. I, like the mayor, was on my way to a costume, but incidentally, not the same costume party. I am able to remove my costume but I have decided to wear it as protection against the deadly virus. Are there any questions?
Tovah Hernandaz-Carlson: Who are you supposed to be?
Big Mac: I'm Big Mac. Beloved constable and best friend to Ronald McDonald. Now are there any questions about the virus?
Steve-Dave: Will this administration ever bring the Hamburglar to justice?
Big Mac: No... Yes. Look, does anybody have any questions about the virus that could kill us all?
Reporter: Can the virus kill the Grimace?
Big Mac: Nothing can kill the Grimace. All right, we're done here.

[Sol-Blade]

[SIZE=-3]Heh, I've got quite a bit...but here are my current favorites. And you know which one is a favorite, they are the kind where you wai,t and hope, for those moments where you can say them and not look like an idiot! But uh, I might be a word or two off in some of these. Sue me.

-Ahem, first off all, ALL DAY I have been muttering that stupid phrase that was on [U]South Park[/U] last night (Which was a pretty messed up episode BTW, even by SP's standards):

[I]Intro Theme: "It's a special time in a special place, it's time for Critter Christmas! *few seconds of silence* HAIL SATAN!"[/I]

-[U]Family Guy[/U], Peter and Lois walk in on Brian...doing something in the bathroom.

[I]Lois: "Oh my god, was he just..."

Peter: "Yeah! Should we rub his face in it?"[/I]

-[U]Insomniac[/U], Dave Attell at the end of every show.

[I]Dave A.: "Come on! There's one last thing I gotta do!"[/I]

[U]Chappelle's Show[/U], Dave Chappelle in his [B]White People CAN Dance[/B] skit.

[I]Dave C.: "Apparently, the Latino community love dancing to fast, upbeat piano...with Spanish gibberish shouted over a microphone."[/I]

-I forget where this quote came from, but it's from a movie I saw LONG ago. Can't remember the name. Anyways, it went like:

[I]"Give me a man who insists on doing the moral thing all the time, and I will show you a life-or-death situation which an Angel couldn?t get out of."[/I][/SIZE]

[GuyYouMetOnline]

I forget the actor's name, but the character was Curly in the movie [i]City Slickers[/i]: "I **** bigger than you".


Two more quotes from [i]City Slickers[/i]. I believe the character was Clay Stone, but I don't know the actor's name:

"Great gobs o' goose ****!"

"Two weeks ago, y'all was as useless as hen **** on a pump handle."

[aznpennywatcher]

my favorite quote has 2 be frm homer simpson. first: youve tried and youve failed, the lesson here is dont try. second: a woman is more like a beer, they look good, they smell good, and youll step over youre own mother to get 1. random quote: i may be fat but youre ugly, i can diet. :laugh:

[2010DigitalBoy]

I also have a Homer Simpson quote: "You don't like your job! You just go in every day and do it really half-*****, thats the American way."

There are plenty of great Family Guy quotes, like when Adam West goes: "Im a man who likes his taffy... mmm.mmm...mmm...mmm...mmm...mmm"

[KarmaOfChaos]

[color=deeppink][size=1]"Some people say forgive and forget. I say forget about forgving and just accept. And get the hell out of town."
-Debbie, [i]Grosse Pointe Blank[/i]

"Amélie still seeks solitude. She amuses herself with silly questions about the world below, such as 'How many people are having an orgasm right now?'"

"Fifteen."
-Amélie, [i]Amélie[/i]

Two of my particular favorites, there are many more. ;)

-Karma[/size][/color]

[Moi]

[B]Alright, here are my five favorite movie quotes. Enjoy, meh! :P[/B]


[COLOR=Red]"And they call him Sandy Claws"

[INDENT]-Jack [The Nightmare Before Christmas] [/COLOR] [/INDENT]



[COLOR=Navy]"We're not sheep."

[INDENT]-Edward [Edward Scissorhands][/COLOR][/INDENT]


[COLOR=DarkRed]"Love holds you to me."

[INDENT]-Louis [Interview With The Vampire][/COLOR][/INDENT]


[COLOR=DarkGreen]
"Your body's dying. Pay no attention."

[INDENT]-Lestat [Interview With The Vampire][/COLOR][/INDENT]



[COLOR=DarkOrange]"There is no spoon?"

[INDENT]-Neo [The Matrix][/COLOR][/INDENT]


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[Juke Box Hero]

"Ahh! Mr. Bond, I don't want you to talk, I want you to die!"- Goldfinger.

"Silly rabbit.."-Bride
"Tricks are.."- O-Ren
"For.."-Bride
"Kids.."-O-Ren

"Bite my shiney metal ***!"-Bender


"Is she beautiful?"-Bond
"She has the face of a pig."-Tiger Tanaka
"The hell with that idea."-Bond

"Bond, James Bond."- Bond

"Vodka martini, shaken, not stirred."-Bond

"He hates caucasians, despises Americans, and has nothing but contempt for women. So it may take you some time to warm up to him."-Bill

"It appears it is I that has penetrated you."-Go-go Yubari

[Guest inuiesha]

[FONT=Arial Narrow][SIZE=4]EVER SO FUNNY



(SIT SIT SIT!)-KEGOME :devil[/SIZE]: [/FONT]

[Kanariya]

[size=1]...From a movie in Spanish called 'El Norte'..my goodness I laughed my butt off when the guy said it.

[b]Guy:[/b] Here in Guatemala, you would say 'It is hot.' In Mexico, you say 'It's ********** hot!'
And then he goes on and on how when you're in Mexico you have to say the 'f' word, and curse a bunch. [/size]

[Omar Harris]

[QUOTE]I am many things, half of which you cannot begin to understand. But for now, I shall play the role of your executioner. I final gift, my wayward son. A fast death, easily preferable to a life on Earth. There your legacy will be one of fear and loathing. A pariah, desperately seeking the favor of a world that has long since scorned your name.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]Had I known that one human's death would affect you so, I would have killed more. And kill more I shall. Take that with you to your grave, Superman.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE]I am many things, Kal-El. Here, I am God![/QUOTE]

-Darkseid (Superman: The Animated Series)

[QUOTE]Respect my authorita![/QUOTE]

-Cartman (South Park)

[QUOTE]Pvt. Pyle: Hi, Joker!
Pvt. Joker: Is that a real bullet?
Pyle: 762 mm. Full metal jacket.
Joker: Leonard, if Hartman finds us in here, we are both going to be in a world of ****.
Pyle: I AM IN A WORLD OF ****![/QUOTE]

-Privates Pyle and Joker (Full Metal Jacket)

[Morpheus]

Dodgeball
Peter:What's our team motto?
Player:Aim low?

[Chibi_Chikara]

"And so, I return to the couch in shame... degradation... and sloth...."
-Mort Rainey, Secret Window

Ah, such a good movie.

"Hello, it's called a lance!"
-Wat, A Knight's Tale

hmm, that's all I can think of now...

[LPpunkrocka]

I have a few, actually.
"RESPECT MAH AUTHORITAH!"-Cartman, South Park
"Dude, where's my car?"-the quote IS the title of the movie.
"What time does that ***** say?"-from Puppetmaster vs. Demonic Toys. I don't think anyone has seen that, but it's an awesome movie.
"Alright, Nevins! Time to die!"-from the Cat in The Hat. That line WAS funny, but I didn't watch the movie willingly...T.T

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]Interesting, most interesting.

Honestly I have a load of favourite movie quotes but most of them at this moment in time escape me, a few of them are taken from Tarantino films but that's only because QT writes such great lines. One thing I notice about the Blade films though is that even if the film itself a only average, there's always one great line in it. Alright, enough shite from yours-truly, on to the part where I actually give the quotes.

[INDENT]"[i][B]I'm[/B] the one that needs to be saved, not that ottoman with a hood ornament. SAVE THE RAINBOW, SAVE THE RAINBOW[/i]"[/INDENT]
- Rainbow Randolph [Death to Smoochy]

[INDENT]"[i]Some mother****ers are always trying to iceskate up hill[/i]"[/INDENT]
-Blade [Blade I]

[INDENT]"[i]Are you going to bark all day little doggie, or are you going to bite.[/i]"[/INDENT]
-Toothpick Vic [Resevoir Dogs]

[INDENT]"[i]You're mine, I ******' own you[/i]"[/INDENT]
-Chilli Palmer [Get Shorty]

[INDENT]"[i]It's chilly outside, it's chilly inside, it's a regular ******' chilly-fest[/i]"[/INDENT]
-Ray Bones [Get Shorty]

Actually I could really think of all that many, bah damn my bad memory. I'll probably come back here later with a new list.[/SIZE]

[Patronus]

I have a wide variety of quotes that hit the nail, so to speak, but I'll only post a few.

[b][Charmed][/b]

[QUOTE]Piper: I bet you guys think this is real funny don't ya? Haven't you taken enough from me? You have to send trolls to kick me while I'm down. I had a nice normal life once and you took that from me. You took my boyfriend, you took my life, the least you could do is leave me my freakin' car keys. I am a good person, I am a good witch and damn it I would've made a great wife. And how dare you take that from me. I deserve... no, you know what? I demand that you send him back to me. You hear me? Right now. I am going to stand in this very spot until you send Leo back to me.[/QUOTE][QUOTE]Piper: You were at Cole's all night?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Did you?
Phoebe: Uh huh.
Piper: Was he?
Phoebe: Uh huh.[/QUOTE][QUOTE]Darryl: Piper...
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You froze the crime scene.
Piper: Uh-huh.
Darryl: You cannot freeze a crime scene.
Piper: Well, I did.[/QUOTE][b][Spider-Man 2][/b]

[QUOTE]May Parker: He knows a hero when he sees one. Too few characters out there, flying around like that, saving old girls like me. And Lord knows, kids like Henry need a hero. Courageous, self-sacrificing people. Setting examples for all of us. Everybody loves a hero. People line up for them, cheer them, scream their names. And years later, they'll tell how they stood in the rain for hours just to get a glimpse of the one who taught them how to hold on a second longer. I believe there's a hero in all of us, that keeps us honest, gives us strength, makes us noble, and finally allows us to die with pride, even though sometimes we have to be steady, and give up the thing we want the most. Even our dreams. [/QUOTE][b][Finding Nemo][/b]

[QUOTE]Dory: No. No, you can't... STOP. Please don't go away. Please? No one's ever stuck with me for so long before. And if you leave... if you leave... I just, I remember things better with you. I do, look. P. Sherman, forty-two... forty-two... I remember it, I do. It's there, I know it is, because when I look at you, I can feel it. And-and I look at you, and I... and I'm home. Please... I don't want that to go away. I don't want to forget. [/QUOTE]The reasons these quotes are some of my favorites is because there's something about them that make them stick in my mind. Maybe it's how emotional some of them are, or how funny. I don't know.