Writing The Search For The Triforce [PG-VSL]

[Japan]

[COLOR=Navy]This story of mine was inspired by one of my dear friends, DarkSerena, and is sort of an inside joke amoung friends.

Let me explain who is who character wise...

Desbreko- Jon
Shinmaru- Mike
DarkSerena- Erika
Japan_86- Laura

Now on with the story....

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[I][U][B]The Search For The Triforce: Chapter 1[/B][/U][/I]

"C'mere my darlings," said the head huncho, Mike as he adored the triforce that was in his pocession.

"Yes, Mike," Laura replied.

Erika came over to the two soon after with a two liter bottle of Mountain Dew in one hand and a bag of chips in the other. She gave Laura the soda as Mike sat himself up. Right when Erika put the first chip into Mike's mouth, he grabbed her by the waist and pulled her alongside. She giggled.

Laura poured the soda into three seperate glasses as the other two flirted. She rolled her eyes as she drank her glass all in one gulp. She poured herself another while thinking, [I]Those two never stop do they?[/I]

All of a sudden, a big breeze blew through the air surrounding the three. Erica and Mike stopped rather quickly, and Laura could feel a shiver run down her spine. Something, or someone, was outside that cool night.

The three nervously stepped outside out into the darkness to investigate. There was nothing to be seen.

"BAM!"

Something crashed inside. Mike, being the all tough guy that he is, exclaimed, "Never Fear!!! Mike is here!!!!"

He started at a run but shortly after tripped on his rather long black Zorro cape.

BOOM! CRASH! KAPOW!

More sounds were heard inside the room.. The two girls came to his aid and helped him up. They hurried inside soon to find the bedroom a total mess. Near the window on the other side of the room, there was a tall, big figure with brownish-red mangy hair.

The mysterious monster laughed aloud.

"What are you doing here?" asked Laura in an annoyed voice.

"To take this of course," said the monster turning around. The girls, Mike, and the monster were now face to face.

"BOWSER!" the three all yelled at once rather shocked.

Mike looked down to see what Bowser was holding. He suddenly turned very pale and fainted. The two girls could barely stand underneath the Mexican's weight, and Mike soon fell to the ground.

The girls, finally noticing what Bowser had taken looked pretty abash. What Bowser had taken was the precious Triforce itself!

Bowser laughed insanely and proudly boasted, "I shall rule the world!!!!!"

With that last remark, he jumped out the window and into his Mario mushroom air balloon and floated off into the night sky.

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Comments? There is more to come...[/COLOR]

[Annie]

[color=darkslateblue]Hm...well. I'm not a big Mario-themed fan...*dodges Shin's tomatoes* I thought it was amusing, and it flowed really quickly. [/color]

[quote=Shinmaru007][color=navy][b]Shinmaru007: [/b]lol
[b]Shinmaru007:[/b] This isn't very accurate at all.
[b]Shinmaru007:[/b] For one, there is nowhere near enough swooning in my prescence.[/color][/quote]

[color=darkslateblue]Right on, Shin. Right..on.[/color]

[Japan]

[COLOR=Navy][U][I][B]Chapter 2: The Expedition[/B][/I][/U]

"Jon! Jon! Are you there? Erika, Mike, and I need your help!" Laura yelled over the phone.

"I'm here, Laura. What seems to be the problem?"

"Bowser stole the Triforce!"

"He what!?! I'm coming right over."

Within five minutes, he was there. After kicking Mike in the nads several times for letting Bowser get away with the triforce, the four made their way in the direction Bowser went. They walked and they walked, and for a little change of pace they walked some more.

The four eventually made their way to a Choborobo ranch. A small figure stepped out of a nearby barn. His toothless grin appeared underneath the man's ratty old straw hat.

"Good ol' day it is folks. Charles my name and raising chobos on this here ranch my game. Could I interest you fine youngins' into a ride or two, or even a couple O' rents? I'm pretty cheap when it comes to rentin' out these here birds.

"Sure! We'll take four of them." replied Mike.

"Are you sure you want to do that, Mike?" asked Erica. "You're not the best of riders."

"If I can easily ride them via the control, I'm sure that I'll be fine. I'm the best gamer there is!"

"Ok..." Erica said unconvinced.

Mike paid Charles the money. As the four finally settled into their saddles, Mike immediately flew off his. "Damn bird! Baka!" Mike cried out in a furious rage. He had fallen off the saddle.

"Here now," said the rancher, "Let me fix that."

The rancher pulled a roll of duck tape from his utility bag, and taped Mike unto the saddle. Mike stayed on the chobo no problem after that. Soon after that, the four started off.

After what seemed like a long time in trotting along the path, Laura caught a glimpse of something really shiny and flashy. She stopped her Chobo abruptly, and told the others to wait a minute. She rode her Chobo towards what had caught her eye.

Erica and Jon got off their rides and followed Laura since Mike was still taped to his. They soon found Laura playing Dance Dance Revolution. She seemed very concentrated in what she was doing. She wasn't a bad dancer either. Round after round after round she played. Eventually Erica got bored.

"Laura! Come on! We have a mission here." Erika called out.

Jon readily agreed.

"I.....can't.......stop......dancing!" Laura paused from being out of breath, "HELP!!!!!!!!" [/COLOR]

[Charles]

The fact that I raise large cocks-for people to ride--makes this one of the better random-themed fiction stories to grace this forum. It's also nice that although many ideas are being thrown around at once, your sentences are very crisp, clear, and concise.

[Erika]

[size=1][color=royalblue]Mountain Dew? EVIL! Evilevilevil! You need to equip Des with his Golden Boot next time. :D[/color][/size]

[Desbreko]

[color=#4B0082]You can never go wrong with abusing Shin's nads. I'm liking this story already. :toothy:

Though I think a better line for the end of chapter 2 would've been, "Can't...stop...doing...the monkey!" Because sneaking in Simpsons quotes is awesome and second only to the aforementioned nad abuse.[/color]

[Idiot2.0]

I liked it, although my opinion doesn't matter. I like the fact that you had to tape Shinmaru to the saddle, and that you had him trip over his own cape. :laugh:

[Japan]

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[COLOR=Navy][U][I][B]Chapter 3: Erica's Other Form[/B][/I][/U]

Erica and Jon immediately ran over to the machine to do whatever they could to save the poor Laura. The machine had her playing in heavy mode now...which was quickly overwhelming her. She could hardly pass standard mode!

Erica was screaming and smacking at the flashy screen, while Jon was kicking the machine in various places with his golden cowboy boots. Eventually, Erica's bitching got on Jon's nerves, making Jon yell at her in annoyance. "Will you just shut up!?!?!"

She immediately stopped screaming and smacking at the machine. She looked like she was about to cry. She transformed into gothic form. Erica was now dressed in ravishing black attire. Her brown hair was now pitch black. Where her glasses had been, masacra and black eye liner were on her eyes. A little yellow stuffed bunny appeared in her hands. Also, her finger nails were painted black.

"Come on, Erica! I didn't mean it that way. Just that your bitching won't help that matter this time."

All she said in reply was, "Hmph, when she stuck her nose into the air.

"HELLO!?! A...little...help...here????" Laura yelled.

Laura, by this time, was really sweaty and she looked like she was about to faint.

Jon withdrew the Master Sword from it's sheath after realizing that his kicking wasn't much help either. He started to hack and slash at that damned machine. After about six hits, the DDR machine quit working. At that moment, Laura began to fall. Erica caught her just in time though, so Laura didn't hurt herself.

Jon picked up the weak and tired Laura, and they walked back to where Mike was. When they got closer to his location, they heard his screams of agony. Erica ran closer to the screams, but soon stopped...laughing her head off.

She transformed into her regular geeky self. Her hair now brown again and her glasses back in it's proper place.....the perky Erica form returned! Her tight red glitter Blastoise shirt and glittery blue bell bottoms sparkled in the sun.

When Jon finally saw what Erica was laughing so hard at, a grin flashed across his face.

There was Mike on his bird....still duck taped, but the other three birds were pecking him on the head.

Jon laid Laura gently on the ground and he gave her some cow's milk. She quickly recovered and the four were finally on their way again to search for the Triforce. [/COLOR]

[Erika]

[size=1][color=royalblue]Whee! That was rather interesting LOL. I guess I should post so you can post up some more...thus, I only read part of it.

And away we go! =D[/color][/size]

[Japan]

[COLOR=Navy]

Thanks for the replies everyone! ^_^

[U]Newest Editions[/U]

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[U][I][B]Chapter 4: The Plot Thickens[/B][/I][/U]

As our heroes made their way along the beat ridden path, the citzens in at Peach's castle lived at peace. Everday, Toad, bob-bombs, and goombas alike lived in perfect harmony. At the castle, Princess Peach had Mario over. They were in the middle of eating the cake that the two made together and also some delicious hot tea.

They were deep in discussion about the goings of the town. Mario listened whole heartedly to the Princess's gossip like any good hero would do. Though, an odd silence followed when Peach stopped talking. She looked towards the ground nervously. It looked like she was busy contemplating about something. Mario stared at her confusingly. [I]What on earth is she thinking?[/I] he thought.

She stood up rather abruptly and banged her fists on the table. "I can't take this anymore!" she yelled.

Mario just looked all the more confused.

Princess Peach ripped off her pink dress and white gloves. What was underneath was a revealling pink bikini. Mario blushed. "Come to me, baby!"

She walked rather seductively over to her majestic bed and went underneath the covers. Peach then fumbled around like a fish andwhat she had done was take off her top!

She threw it towards Mario's direction. It landed on his head. She did the same with her bikini bottom. It landed on Mario's big nose. You could tell that Mario was grinning underneath the Pink bikini. The truth was that he was rather excited. He fiddled with his overalls. After detaching the last button, he stood tall and proud as his overalls fell down to his ankles.

[I]Mario was really handsome[/I] Peach thought as she was drooling at the mouth.

Crash! The windows broke. Bowser saw the two of them, ran over to Peach's bed and grabbed her...blanket and all. He then ran out of the room with Peach screaming and crying.

"Save me Mario!" she yelled. "Hey keep your hands off my ass you dirty bastard!"

Mario pulled his overalls back up, and desperately tried to rebutton them, but he kept messing up.

"MARIO!"

He dropped what he was doing, and ran out of the room trying not to trip on the overalls that fell back down to his ankles again. Outside the castle, Bowser shoved the poor princess into his air balloon. He jumped in also and started to fly off.

Mario was not too far behind, but alas he tripped and fell into the moat.
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Toad saw something in the moat. It was floating as it drifted towards the water's edge. Toad decided that he'd take a closer look to investigate. To his surprise, it was Mario! He pulled and he pulled, but Mario was too heavy. [I]Geez! He needs to go on a diet![/I] he thought. "Yoshi, go get some help!!"


Yoshi nodded and seconds later came back with a bunch of bob-bombs and goombas. Working as a team, they pulled Mario out of the water. Toad tried to wake him up by poking him, but that didn't work very well. Mario was still unconscious.

Several bob-bombs circled the hero. As the exploded, Mario was blasted in the air and landed with a big thump. He blinked. The crowd cheered wildly, but soon stopped when the gazed toward the pantless Mario. They all laughed.

Mario turned into a cherry red color as he buttoned his overalls quickly. He jumped onto Yoshi's back and the two set off towards the setting sun.
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Now back to the four main heroes of the story. They've been traveling all this time without any disruptions...till now.

A passerby in blue and white clothing stopped the four by blocking the road.

"Who are you?" Mike asked.

"I'm Greg...err...Sheik." the stranger replied. "I've come to tell you how you can get the triforce back."[/COLOR]

[Erika]

[size=1][color=royalblue]Uhm...ok...I just got through reading the last 2 installments...uhm...me turning into a goth? o_0; All they do is whine about their misery lol... I don't like goths...wait...my ultimate form would have to be a flaming berserker from hell, with an oversized pet cat trained to kill at the sound of a squirrel farting.

Hum...I'll be honest here. There needs to be more Shin and Des nad action, for one thing (and yes I deliberately made it sound rather disturbing), and that Mario-Peach bit was funny in a "I shouldn't be laughing though" way, if that makes sense. XD[/color][/size]