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[COLOR=royalblue]Let me explain something to ya Chika.......I hang out with guys that are quite perverted.....so....it is only natural that I am at least a little bit perverted like the guys that are my "homies." Get it? LOL, they call me "Playboy bunny." Go figure.......
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[COLOR=seagreen][i]Locking the door behind Craig, Moon whirls around and pushes him backwards onto the bed. Pulling off her shirt, she throws it on the floor.[/i]

Moon: I hope you're ready for this Craig. :devil:[/COLOR]
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this is umm... interesting... errr... where's anti?

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siren throws herself back onto the bed, hands behind her head and stareing at the ceiling

siren: i wonder what the others are doing...

she hears a thump from the the room next door

siren: err... mabye i'd rather not know...
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This is starting to get good. ;) :devil:
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Craig: *censored* Those babies are huge!!!

Moon: Thanks

Things start to get a little naughty from here on in......... *censored.......... best censor it for a bit more...... oh this bit is reallly naughty, we can't show you this.......... yep, this part's gotta be censored too.......... whoa, the mod's would ban me if they saw this part.......... can't really show you this part......... censored some more........... room starts shaking, wierd sounds coming from both people......... or maybe I should have consored that............ well, this bit's gotta be censored let me tell you.........*

Some 4 hours later, Craig emerges from his room, his hair is all scruffy, and he's only wearing a pair of boxers. Moon is still in his bed, sleeping.

Andrew: Hey dude *whispers* Was she good?

Craig: Hey, I'm not gonna tell you that.

Ken: Oh come on dude.

Craig: Fine........ *whispers* Man, she was amazing....... for 3 hours she was going like a race horse, I even had to censor it on the post.

Ken: Cool..........

Andrew: Sweet! That's more than all my bitches can do put together.

Craig throws his cough*condom*cough in the bin, and walks back into the bedroom, he smiles at Moon as he lies next to her, and cuddles up to her.
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A RACE HORSE?! Bwahahahahahahahaaaaaaa!! I'm gonna get her so bad for that! I guess I'll call her "Pony Girl" from now on... Oh I'm gonna be sooooooo evil to her!! HAHA!
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[I]Nobility digs her nails into the nearest surface at the site of Shadowcat and Matt. Ken screams in pain.[/I]

Ken: OOOWWWWWWWWW! God damnit! Nobility, thats's my arm! ****!

Nobility:My mistake :flaming: :flaming: :flaming:

[I]Craig walks out of the room and sees huge purple, red, and black clouds swirling above Shadowcat's head. There is a huge crack of lightning and Shadowcat jumps, causing her arm to slip right through Matt's. Matt takes this opportunity to rush over to Nobility.[/I]

Matt:Nobility! Stop!

Nobility:Absolutely not... :flaming: :flaming: :flaming:

Shadowcat:Whoa, Matt, where did this storm come from? And why is all the lightning striking near me?!

Matt:The lightning came from Nobility, my girlfriend.

Shadowcat: Your girlfriend?! Her!! :laugh: Good one Matt!

[I]Ken, Matt and Craig fight with all their power to hold Nobility back. She's nearly foaming at the mouth by now. Shadowcat double over in laughter. Nobility's eyes blaze white-hot and a gigantic lightning bolt crashes into Shadowcat's back.[/I]

Craig:NOBILITY!

Nobility:LET.. ME.. GO! :flaming: :flaming: :flaming:

[I]Lightning strikes near Craig.[/I]

Craig:AH! SHITE!

[I]Moon Chaser comes out of the room in her panties and sees the lightning strike near Craig. She whips off her glove and races forward.[/I]

Moon: Bad move!

[I]Moon Chaser puts her hand on Nobility's face and draining enough of her life force to knock her out.[/I]
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Matt grabs Nobility's head and puts it right in front of his.

Matt: Nobility! Get a grip!!!!!

She continues to fire lightning bolts at people who are restraining her.

Matt: Look what you're doing!!!

Her eyes suddenly turn their normal beautiful color and everyone relax a little. She looks light-headed and then faints, but Matt catches her before she hits the ground. Matt takes her in the room and puts her on the bed and walks outside with the others.

Ken: What the %$*^ was that all about?! She almost ripped my arm off with those nails of hers, then tried to electricute me!

Matt: I'm afraid it was my fault. Nobility saw me bringing Shadowcan here and she just got jealous at seeing me and her so close at the time. Sorry guys, I didn't know she would react like that. Just.....please don't be mad at her.
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[I]Nobility wakes up very light-headed and dizzy. She stands and shakily walks into the bathroom for a drink of water. She drinks the icy tap water and regains control of herself. She walks out of the room to find Matt. She sees him standing w/ Craig and Ken. Nobility walks over and rests her head on Matt's shoulder.[/I]

Matt:Hey babe, how ya' doin'?

Nobility:I'm feeling better.

[I]Nobility turns and looks at Craig.[/I]

Nobility:Hey Craig, look, I'm really sorry. I lost my head.

Craig:Understandable. If I saw some guy hangin' all over Moon Chaser, I'd probably go berserk too.

Nobility:Ha, well, where [I]is[/I] Shadowcat anyways? She was supposed to be w/ Ken.

Ken: :blush:

Matt:She discovered Andrew

Nobility:Hahaha

[I]Nobility takes Matt's hand and smirks. They walk back into their room and lock the door.[/I]

Craig:There they go again

[I]Craig hears Moon calling him.[/I]

Craig:Scratch that... here WE go again

Ken: -_________-;;;
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[I]Inside the room...[/I]

Matt:Heh heh heh

Nobility: Don't make me wait

Matt:You sure your ready for little Wolverine already?

Nobility:He's not exactly little

Oh wait... I can't tell you what they do next..... uh-uh... nope... Oh LORDY NO!..... hey c'mon, i don't wanna get banned... OMG! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU COULD DO THAT!... probably shouldnt have said that... moans come from Nobility.... oops... shouldn't have said that... whoa, keep it legal you two!... um... no, can't post that... HOLY SH*T!... wow, you guys have been lasting quite a while... NOBILITY! Put your leg down!...i mean... oops... oh yeah, wonderful, you guys are gonna get me kicked off the boards!... can't post that.. :eek:

[I]Matt rolls off Nobility[/I] Wait, shouldn't have said that [I]Matt flops down next to Nobility and kisses her passiontely. The giggle and cuddle. Nobiliy and Matt fall asleep in each other's arms.[/I]
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Ken:Gard... now that they finished I can get some sleep! Christ! Nobility is loud!

[I]Shadowcat walks through the door.[/I]

Shadowcat:Your not going to sleep yet...

Ken:Why not, finished with Andrew?

Shadowcat:Andrew was having fun w/ his hoes...

[I]Shadowcat locks the door.[/I]

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Sorry DeathKnight, I kinda took temporary control of Ken. But I figured that maybe Ken would lighten up if he got some.
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And we better get details!
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Matt lays in bed with Nobility beside him, they stare at the ceiling.

Nobility: What's our purpose? We have super human powers, we defeat evil, therefore becoming super heroes, and we make out a lot.

Matt: Yeah, I love this life too.:toothy:
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[b][color=indigo][size=1]
Ryan: Now the plan will work..
*Ryan appears next to the wooden beachhouse and covers a part of it with gasoline. Next lights a match and throws it on the gasoline. The beachhouse gets covered in fire.*
Ryan uses his powers to make the locks in all of the rooms except for siren's to not become unlocked to the others have no way of getting out.*
*Ryan run's off and watches from behind a cliff.*
Sire runs out but everyone else have no way of getting out.*[/b][/color][/size]
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[color=crimson]Ken: $#@%(!@#&%!#)_%!!!

[i]Ken goes to the door and trys to ram it open...

He takes off his glasses and blows a hole in the wall... Shadow runs out and Ken tries to but a piece of wood falls... he feels himself suffocating... he passes out in the smoke....[/i][/color]
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[b][color=indigo][size=1]
Ryan laughs evily standing on a Volcano lava spurting everywhere but not touching ryan.*
Ryan: You got involved so you wil pay the price!!!!!!!!
*Ryan watches as the the roof collapses in a small fireball.[/b][/color][/size]
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There's no cliffs in Florida.........
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Matt uses his claws and all his might to burst through the wall into Ken's room.

Matt: Time to bail!

Ken: Way ahead of you!

He lifts his glasses and fires his laser through the wall easily. He goes to get Sean's room, Shadowcat runs to safety. Matt and Nobility get Craig, Andrew, and Shadowcat from their room. Everyone is laying on the beach and watch their vacation go up in flames. Just then, Matt smells something funny, and familiar..... He looks up to find Ryan barely visible behind a large dune.

Matt: Guy, Ryan is watching us from that dune, but don't look. I'm going to sneek up behind him and then you guys come from all directions, he won't get away.

Craig: This is going to end now.

Moon: Everyone get ready.

Matt kisses Nobility before he leaves, then he departs. Everyone starts putting out the fire to throw Ryan off, while Matt sneaks up behind him and grabs him.

Matt: NOW!

Everyone rushes in and Matt throws Ryan on the sand after squeezing the breath out of him. Ryan is now surrounded. Thunder is heard as clouds come rolling in, Nobility and the others prepare to attack. Ryan takes the form of a bear and lunges at Nobility. Matt leaps on his back and digs his claws in with a mighty battlecry. He is thrown but is back up again, Ryan is injured and bleeding.
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[b][color=indigo][size=1]
*Uses his powers to make Matt fly off him and Ryan heals up.*
Ryan sticks his palm at Nobility and she flies ito the water . Weights appear on her feet and hands as the sinks. Ryan changes into a fire breathing dragon and blows Moon against a larger boulder and she is knocked out. Ryan transforms into a huge sand crab and jumps on craig as a trillion mroe crabs and lobsters cover ken and craig pinching and snapping. RYan changes back into a girzzly bear and slashes anti accross the chest.
Ryan: You will die!!!!
Matt jumps back on Ryan's back. Slashes and tearing his back up.
Ryan transforms into a snake and millions off other snakes bind and bite matt.
Ryan changes back and disappears.[/b][/color][/size]
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[color=crimson]i'm ending this ****ing bullshit right now....
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[i]Ken finds Ryan as a snake resting... he has several scars... on his back... Ken picks the snake up and throws it in the air... he takes his glasses off...

AND KILLS IT...

IT DOESNT &%#&#&ING REGENERATE!

HE DOESNT PUTS WEIGHTS ON ME!

HE DOESNT DO ANYTHING

HE IS DEAAAADDDD!

DEADDDD GOT IT NOODLEZ?!

DEAADDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GODDAMN!

*walks off cussing in spainish*[/i][/color]
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Craig: Stupid crabs!!!

Craig teleports through the crabs, killing them. He goes over to Noodles' dead body, and stamps on it.

Craig: You bastard, you burned my house....... I'll ****ing kill you!!!

Ken: Craig, he's already dead.

Checks his pulse

Craig: Oh yeah..........
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[b][color=indigo][size=1]
I take back what i did to everyone earlier. I wish to delte that post because of so unfair it is against you guys. I am sorry for that post and i hope all of us can forget about the house burning down and so o and so forth. Agreed??[/b][/color][/size]
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