RPG resident evil Mansion RPG

[NeoCactuar]

Well in the mean time, here's a short one i typed out quickly.

They enter then newly exposed passageway and begin to walk through it, it?s a long passage and it begins to go down eventually, it is lit with dim lamps and is damp. After what seems like an hour the come to an opening.

Brian: ?Looks like were in an underground facility?
Dr Barney: ?Yes Brian, this is the underground research facility, we can escape through the ?Exit tunnel??
Shiro: ?But why was it sealed off??
Dr Barney: ?Because this is where the T-Virus outbreak occurred and we though that we could contain it in here, but unfortunately? it broke out?
Kevin: ?We??
Dr Barney: ?Yes we, I am a scientist for umbrella?
Brian: ?You BASTERD!! You killed my friends!!!!!?
Gohan: ?Now, now. Calm down?I?m sure it wasn?t HIS fault?
Shiro: ?Lets just keep going, ok??

??.

[Flash]

[I]The Group makes it's way down a series of Dark corridoors... Eventually, they come to a dead end.. They look around, and see no way out...[/I]

Brian: The hell? There's nothing here!
Flash: Wait a second.. Look..

[I]Flash walks up to the wall, and puts his hand on it... he feels around abit, and then begins to brush the dust off of a metallic cover...[/I]

Shiro: What's it for?
Flash: I dunno, looks like a control panel cover...

[I]Flash rips the panel off, and finds a large switch, with a red light lit up above it, and the words 'Shutter Control' printed next to it... He tries to flip the large switch, but it's old, and rusted... [/I]

Flash: Ugh, Brian, gimmie some help here, this thing is rusted...
Brian: Alright.

[I]Brian grabs the switch, and the two try to flip the switch, as the others watch...[/I]

[B]***PRESS THE [COLOR=royalblue]X[/COLOR] BUTTON AS FAST AS YOU CAN!!!***[/B]

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[B]***SUCCESS!***[/B]

[I]Brian and Flash finally manage to flip the switch... Next to them, the wall slides down into the ground, revealing a double metallic door... There's a small control panel next to it..[/I]

Shiro: Number code. Anyone think they can crack it?
Brian: *cracks knuckles* Sit back, and watch the hacking master...

[I]Brian walks over to the control panel... Looks at it, taps a few buttons, and then draws his handgun and blasts the sh*t out of it... It makes a faint beeping sound, and the door opens... Brian turns around and faces the others..[/I]

Brian: Told you I was the master.
All: *Massive Sweatdrops*

[Dragonballzman]

Goten: Should we go in?

All: ...YEAH!!! :D :D :D

[COLOR=red]All of them charge in but are suddenly confronted by MORE zombies![/COLOR]

Flash: How did THEY get down here!?

Brian: To tell the truth Flash, I DON'T CARE!

[COLOR=red]Gets out his Uzi and pummels them with bullets! They then fall to the ground but after a few seconds they get up again![/COLOR]

Goten: Stubborn aren't they?

[COLOR=red]Grabs his handgun and shoots them all a few times, then they fall to the ground, well and truly dead :D[/COLOR]

[_Shiro Amada_]

By the way my friend was at my house and he wrote the whole porno thing sorry.....

[Flash]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by _Shiro Amada_ [/i]
[B]By the way my friend was at my house and he wrote the whole porno thing sorry..... [/B][/QUOTE]

Yeah, just be careful in the future. I've already edited that bit out of the post.

[NeoCactuar]

Hey Flash, now there's not enough info for the post to make sense, did you have to cut out the ACTUAL plot too?

[_Shiro Amada_]

The group entered the hallway, beyond it was a giant elevator the size of a house, with a balcony and some controls.

Brian: What the hell is this, I bet this isn't just part of a mansion!
Shiro: Lets check this out. *Shiro runs over to the controls and tries to work it.

Dr. Barney: I can help.
Brian: Its okay, Shiro can handle it, right buddy?
Shiro: Yup... *He bangs it* God damn it.
Dr. Barney: Can I help?
Goten: Its okay I think Shiro's almost got it.
Flash: Hey can I see it?
Shiro: Sure...
They both start working on the controls.

All: Jesus!
Shiro: I almost got it.
Dr. Barney: Can I help?
Brian: YES GODDAMNIT HELP! GO AHEAD!!

Dr. Barney walks up to the controls and inserts a key card on the side.

Dr. Barney: See?
Brian: (Imitating)See... (Normal) Dumb Umbrella bastard.

The entire group got into a bundle group in the middle of the elevator, while Dr. Barney operated the controls and the elevator started to move.

Dr. Barney: We have to go to the UNDERGROUND RESEARCH FACILITY. So buckle up.

The elevator went down, it went down for a long time.

Kevin: So when are we getting there?
Goten: Yeah how far down are we going?

The elevator stopped, then it moved forward through a huge passage, suddenly they wer in a huge underground cavern, with a huge underground lake 50 ft. below them.

Brian: Wow, this went from a elevator ride to a tram ride.
Goten: I'm afraid of heights!
Shiro: Don't worry about it, we are in a huge elevator/tram thing. We couldn't fall, its impossible.

In the distance a huge complex was in front of them.

Brian: Is that the Reasearch Facilty over there?
Dr. Barney: Yes sir. I must warn you, if you want to go back go back as soon as those who want to come get off.
Safer: Why the hell would we want to go back?
Dr. Barney: There are things in that facility, not just zombies, but wierd deformations, the strangest most disturbing creatures I've ever seen. Prepare yourselves, for you'll see things far worse than anything in hell.
Goten: Ooh look a Drama Queen.
Brian: He's serious, you won't want to continue so who ever wants to get off tell me now, who----

BLAM!! The tram/elevator blew up from above, and the tram swung sideways. Dr. Barney slipped off into the abyss below.

Brian: Dr. Barney!!!

They all started to slip and hung on to the edges, about to fall. Goten couldnt hold on and alomst fell but Kevin cought his hand.

Kevin: No way my best friend is going to die!

Batman announcer voice: What will happen to the gang? Will the elevator/tram fall and cause the gang to die, or will they survive??

[_Shiro Amada_]

You liked the porno thing neocactuar??

[NeoCactuar]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by _Shiro Amada_ [/i]
[B]You liked the porno thing neocactuar?? [/B][/QUOTE]

No, but flash edits out all the stuff about finding the acid too, now they just magically have it in their hands.

[_Shiro Amada_]

Ha that's funny, dude, my frend is a jack a** I can't believ he did that. So anyay someone type how they survive. I wan action, drama, humor, write it well!!!!!!

[NeoCactuar]

Hold your horses, I?m writing, I?m writing....

[Flash]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NeoCactuar [/i]
[B]

No, but flash edits out all the stuff about finding the acid too, now they just magically have it in their hands. [/B][/QUOTE]

I didn't see anything about the Acid in that post... I only deleted the Porno bit...

[NeoCactuar]

Suddenly Kevin slips, but Brian jumps and grabs him, flash then jumps forward and grabs Brian. They are now all hanging in along line, down into the abbess.

Brian: "Ok flash, swing me, we have to try and get Gohan over to the ledge, so he can climb up and help us all"
Flash:"Ok then..."

They begin to swing; eventually the build up sped and Kevin lets Gohan loose, he flys through the air and goes down in front of the ledge.

Flash: "He's not going to make it!"
Kevin: "Nooooooooooooooooo..............."

Just then, Gohan pulls out his crowbar (Told you it would come in handy) and swings it at the ledge, just grabbing onto the edge of the ledge.

Brian: "All hail the crowbar!!!!!!!!!!"

Gohan pulls himself onto the ledge and up to the top platform. He then pulls up flash and Brian, along with Kevin, Shiro and Dr Barney. Once there all up they begin to scale the wire over to the other side...

Flash: "Here we can use this rope"
Brian: "Me and flash will go first..."

They begin to go across the thin wire, with the rope holding them together, when suddenly flash slips and falls, Brian jumps of the other side to counterbalance, the smash into each other. Suddenly there here a noise from the water below, then three Spider like creatures leap out of the water and start to jump from wall to wall coming up the canon. Then rope slips. They are now both hanging up side down, they draw there guns, and back to back, hanging in mid air, upside down and twisting around the start unloading Uzi shots... Bang, bang bang bang bang bang... click, click. The monsters drop down into the water. Ok i think we got them. The others help them up.

Shiro: "That was close..."
Dr Barney: "I told you there were monsters in here...."
Brian: "Let?s just keep going"

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[NeoCactuar]

As well as the porno bit there was a bit about finding the chemical, In the middle somewhere.

[Kain]

Safer-Where to now?

Dr.Barney-We make it to the lab and from the lab we go to the heli pad using the elevator.

Shiro-What about the monsters?

Dr.Barney-It's a long way to the lab.

Safer takes the shotgun off his back and puts away his Uzis.

Brian-How far is it?

Dr.Barney-Very far but if you follow me I know some short cuts.

Just then a hunter comes up be hind Dr.Barney.

Dr.Barney-Stand still and don't.....

Dr.Barney is cut off literaly.The Hunter chops his head off and walks towards Safer.

Safer-Ahhhhhhhhh!

Bang,bang,bang,bang!!!Safer blows the Hunter away and stand petrified.

[Dragonballzman]

Hey, I'm not scared of heights!

[Deedlit]

[QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Final_Flash [/i]
[B]

Yeah, just be careful in the future. I've already edited that bit out of the post. [/B][/QUOTE]

U didn't happen to edit my posts on here, did u? I posted here and my post is gone. i might post it later.

[Guest Zero]

Kevin: Now the Doc is dead. So now what?

Safer: I can't believe you can look at that and not be sick.

Kevin: I have seen worse.

Brian: So we go to the lab.

Gohan: Why are we go there?

Brian: Because we.......
*Brian was stop by a huge Monster that keep saying Star Star*

Kevin: Hey looky it is the Nemesis. Start shooting!
*with that they unleash their guns on the new monster*

[_Shiro Amada_]

The Shiro awoke from his daydream....
Shiro: Hey guys, I dreamt that some wierd thing called nemisis attacked us.
Goten: wierd.

They walked into the complex and found a scientist with a deformed arm, sharp claws and a giant sharp bone sticking out.

Scientist: Don't shoot, I have explenation for this.
Brian: what is it.
Goten: Yeah what is it?
Cloud: Shut up..
Kevin: hee hee. I mean, wow, what happened?
Brian: what is your name?
Scientist: You don't need to know my name, call me.... Mr. Wick.
Goten: Ha, that's the guy from Drew Carey.
Scientist: well, so much for mystery, my name is John Holland. Call me Dr. Holland.
brian: *looking at Dr. Hollands arm.* what the hell happened to you.
Dr. Holland: I... We.... Umbrella was making biological weapons for the US government, but the government sent mercenaries and destroyed our project and unleashed the virus we: RESEARCH FACILITY B were working on. Research Facility A being in Racoon city.

Brian: Yes continue....
Dr. Holland: Everyone was in on the project in racoon city. Everyone being the entire Police Department. Umbrella bought out the comany just to be one big testing ground. The government and Umbrella sent those mercenaries, just to set the virus loose and see the effects, those Bastards.

Shiro and everyone else are listening to dr. Hollands words in awe.

Dr. H: Now I am changing, becoming a beast. *sheds a tear* a f**king beast! *starts sobbing* shoot me just shoot me then get the hell out of here.
Brian: but there are scientists we have to rescue.

Dr. H: They are all dead, did a man called Dr. Miranda tell you that there was people alive in here??

They all nod.

Dr. H: He is a liar! He is a spy from Umbrella he led those f**king mercenaries in. You were all tricked. Now shoot me, after I tell you this... watch out for, gaaaaaaaaaaaaah!!!

Giant blades come out of his back and his head falls off leaving his brain there intact. They all move back afraid. Then skin grows over and two red eyes sprout, his wole body is covered by red bloody felsh as three legs sprout from below all bent like a arachnid or a crab's legs. Then a giant eye sprouted from his chest.

Dr. H: Graaaaaah, get out of, grrrrrrr.

All:: Aaaaaaahh!!!!!!

They all run away shooting at him but nothing harms him. The tale some stairs and run up, they go through a hallway and eneter a lab and lock the door.

Brian: Holy sh**.....

To Be Continued......

By the way, don't kill Dr. H yet he should stick around for a while.
An what the hell with nemisis, wha gayness. no old enemies! this is a new game! er... story