Necronomicon

[Gelgoog Pilot]

[QUOTE=Xander Harris]No. You read [I]A[/I] Necronomicon, not THE Necronomicon. Go here. [url]http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/search-handle-form/103-3490448-3537467[/url]
Look at all the different books that are "The Necronomicon." All works of fiction, by different authors. If you claim to have read "The Necronomicon", you should specify which 'Necronomicon' you speak of. One book entitled 'The Necronomicon' is an encyclopedia of horror. One book which is THE 'Official' fictional Necronomicon simply does not exist. People can say they have read A Necronomicon, but not THE Necronomicon. EDIT: Since some books are entitled "The Necronomicon" one could perhaps say they have read "The Necronomicon" in reference to the title, not the content. Like I said above, one should then specify which of the myriad of books labeled 'The Necronomicon' of which they are speaking.



There's a sucker born every minute...[/QUOTE]

Hmmm...you caught me on a technicality...grrrr...fine I've read 'a' necronomicon Meh...I have a feeling we've all taken this issue a bit too far lol

[Farto the Magic]

[COLOR=DarkOliveGreen]Alright, let's think about this. If the necrinomicon were real, wouldn't there be zombie hordes roaming the streets 'dawn of the dead' style? (The original, not the remake, though both were pretty good.) I mean, if the book were real, what use would there be for morticians? Why wouldn't we have zombie swarms in the middle east fighting? Why are you even carrying on such a stupid discussion? I mean, I don't ask for much, but a little common sense is nice. Honestly. I would have to side with Xander on this one. They are more than likely fan-fiction and, thereby, in the catagory of non-real books. Now, if you'll excuss me, Shakespeare's in my shed, he's hungry for human flesh, and quite cranky due his loss of nap-time.[/COLOR]

[You Don't Care]

I don't want to sound stereotypical, but...

..the answer to your questions are in the questions themselves.

"They are(n't) already doing thus implied."

That is as involved as I am going to get.