What;s the most funnist thing you have ever seen?

[WhiteAoiFox]

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Hey what made you laugh so hard, you almost cried, or wrost? Was something your friends did or something you did, anything, just tell me, i need a good laugh. :animesmil [/FONT] [/COLOR]

[Silent Whispers]

[color=navy]Well personally this may sound kinda stupid but, when i was at an anime convention in[/color]
[color=navy]Denver, I saw the stupidist anime cosplay ever! I saw a guy dressed up as a chicken[/color]
[color=navy]with the wierdiest face i have ever seen!!! It made me laugh so very hard i couldnt control myself! It was the funniest thing my friends and i have ever seen!!!:bellylol: [/color]
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[Bloodseeker]

Some guy trying to look cool in his suped up Scion. Nice toaster, thuper man!

[Nate]

Hey, scions are sweet.

My funniest experience happened yesturday. I was out skating with a few of my friends at this guy named's Alan's house, on him round rail.
My buddy Joe says that he is now the official king of boardslides in our group. He promptly rides up, gets into it, then flips and and lands on his butt. I, being the clown I am, yelled out "SMOOTH MOVE X-LAX" to the heavens. I think the people in the next city heard.

I gues it would only be funny if you was a skater.

[Samsquamch]

Well, I've seen some funny things in my day, but I like to think that I'm a pretty funny person myself. For example, I was with a bunch of friends and one of my friends introduced me to this guy, who he said was named Catwalk. Without missing a beat... "What? Your mom lose a bet or somthing?"

Another thing I found funny, me and a buddy were out in the woods hunting, and my friend was looking down his scope at some ducks... And just before he pulled the trigger a smashed him in the back of the head with my rifle butt. What? Not funny? Well, he shot himself in the foot. That's funny to me...

[WhiteAoiFox]

[QUOTE=SadBlue]Well, I've seen some funny things in my day, but I like to think that I'm a pretty funny person myself. For example, I was with a bunch of friends and one of my friends introduced me to this guy, who he said was named Catwalk. Without missing a beat... "What? Your mom lose a bet or somthing?"

Another thing I found funny, me and a buddy were out in the woods hunting, and my friend was looking down his scope at some ducks... And just before he pulled the trigger a smashed him in the back of the head with my rifle butt. What? Not funny? Well, he shot himself in the foot. That's funny to me...[/QUOTE]


I have seen that done before. Man that must of hurt though. :catgirl:

[Godelsensei]

My friend running full-tilt into a brick wall.

He was running to catch the bus or something, when another guy called his name. Without stopping, he turned his head and began to gesticulate and yell with the greatest enthusiasm. Then, there was an elementary school in front of him. Then, he was lying on the pavement, utterly confused.

The same guy has also launched himself off my treadmill, into [i]another[/i] wall, hit me in the head with a cello, shot himself during a LaserQuest game via a mirror, hit a kid in the face with one of the guns during a LaserQuest game, farted during an English exam, bumped a volleyball into his face, and put his own nuts in the way of an overhand serve in tennis.


Also, my entire math class wearing sandwich bags as hats, my cat launching himself into closed window, and this guy I know pretending to lick a glue-gun.

[Samsquamch]

[COLOR=DarkRed][QUOTE=Godelsensei]My friend running full-tilt into a brick wall.

He was running to catch the bus or something, when another guy called his name. Without stopping, he turned his head and began to gesticulate and yell with the greatest enthusiasm. Then, there was an elementary school in front of him. Then, he was lying on the pavement, utterly confused.

The same guy has also launched himself off my treadmill, into [i]another[/i] wall, hit me in the head with a cello, shot himself during a LaserQuest game via a mirror, hit a kid in the face with one of the guns during a LaserQuest game, farted during an English exam, bumped a volleyball into his face, and put his own nuts in the way of an overhand serve in tennis.


Also, my entire math class wearing sandwich bags as hats, my cat launching himself into closed window, and this guy I know pretending to lick a glue-gun.[/QUOTE]

Hahahahahahahaha.... He shot himself playing LaserQuest? Well, I've done somthing like that... Me and some friends were in the maze, and we went into this really smoggy place, we stayed right beside the vent for about 10 minuits and no one found us, but we could barley breath by the end. And hitting people isn't funny... it really hurts when about 10 nine-year-olds use their guns as clubs and surround you... It was dark and scary and I still have the bruises O_o[/COLOR]

[Kamuro]

[SIZE=1]The grammar in the title of this post

hah, sorry, that was mean :animeswea Other then that I always seem to forgot funny incidents that happen in my life between me and my friends, since they happen so often. One incredibly funny thing that I do remember, however, is a braking snake. Sounds fake, but I assure you, I found a snake that can bark.[/SIZE]

[Gin]

[color=navy][font='Comic Sans MS']Funny-ness... barking snakes? lol.[/font][/color]

[color=navy][font='Comic Sans MS']?My little brother runs into walls all the time ?and that reminds me of a lot of stuff? like my brother?s friend?s friend who ran into a tree trying to catch a football and half his face was all messed up from the tree. XD Then during our math final yesterday halfway through Michael fell out of his chair? and Mrs. Johnson had to take him to a new table at the front of the room were she could watch him. [/font][/color]

[color=#000080][font=Comic Sans MS]Then yesterday I got a ride with my friend Katie and on Katie and I were talking about the math exam and year averages and I started looking threw my math papers to find my trimester grade and when I passed by my Chapter 6 test I said ?Oh look there?s my really bad test!? (I got a 75 on it), so Mrs. McLean asked to see it and while she was looking at it a bug flew on it so (since she couldn?t flick it off with her other hand since she was driving) she held it out the sun roof and? it blew away. ?So know people all over Alexandria can see how bad I am at math! ^^[/font][/color]

[color=navy][font='Comic Sans MS']I can go on forever and ever but I?ll just say one more.[/font][/color]

[color=navy][font='Comic Sans MS']Awhile ago in Spanish (it was when we were still reading Lord of the Flies in English) we were talking about how in English class earlier that day Eric Streed had made a connection between Twinkies and LotF and were wondering how you could do that when Daniel said ?Oh I know? Piggy looks like a Twinkie.? XD. Funny but you might?ve had to be there?[/font][/color]

[benakittie]

[COLOR=DeepSkyBlue] [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Hm, funniest thing huh? Well there are so many memories but I have to say the funniest just happened a couple days ago.

Faye, Koneko, Ganymede, my freshman and I went down to Ganymede's house to go swimming after our MS3 party for highschool. We were all splashing and laughing and having a good time although half of us didn't know how to swim. :animesmil

Faye started screaming when Koneko chased her with a tiny watergun and she was on top of a big pink floatie. She didn't know how to swim but she was so tall she didn't need to. She was trying to get away screaming and started to shout she was drowning. We were laughing so hard!! :laugh: You had to be there!

I always drowned from laughing so hard!! I'm not tall enough for the five feet, that's WAY over my head. I had to go to the steps to laugh my guts out.

I'm gonna be lonely while they're off in college, :bawl: but Ganymede will still be in Bakersfield and my pals said they'll come home for christmas for sure...:beer:[/FONT][/COLOR]

[Ryuma Asakura]

The funniest thing I've ever seen...

At MTAC this past year, me and two of my friends had gone to watch all of the AMVs that had been submitted for the contest. (I think they called it 'AMVs Unfiltered') They told us to leave censorship at the door, and I really didn't pay much mind. I was thinking about my friend, who had submitted a very bloody Naruto AMV.

Um...well...

At the end, the guy lining them up and playing them said that the 'daylight' screening of AMVs Unfiltered couldn't show one of them, and he played it.

It was a bunch of different anime plugged into one AMV, which we're used to, sure.

Except there was hentai!

And the song "Baby Got Back!"

I think the worst part of it all was when the line about his 'anaconda' came on, and they showed OROCHIMARU form Naruto...oh, Orochimaru-sama, I can never look at him the same again...

By the way, the mastermind behind that was Roll The Stampede, if you wanna look it up. XD It's kinda pervy, but good for a laugh.

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]Well, I'm quite easily amused, I'll laugh at just about everything. But I have to say that the funniest thing I saw was on I-71 south in Ohio. I had just gotten out of a two hour long traffice jam outside of Cleveland (brought about not by rush hour, but by a guy who got pulled over by a trooper and decided it would be a great idea to chase her with an axe. So she shot him, he died and it blocked traffic on I-71) Oh yes, that event was funny in itself because I didn't reach Brownsville TN until 10:30PM and I wanted to get to Little Rock that night (long story as to why I got that far and why I was going in the first place)

Okay anyways I was still driving slowly on I-71 when I decided to look over (maybe near Columbus or Cinncinnati whichever comes next) and I decide to look over on the North Bound side and see a Billboard on someone's land that says : [b][size=3]If you die today, where will you spend eternity[/b][/size] Well since I had been on I-71 just out of Cleveland since 8:45 that morning and it was nearly 12 I said "I probably am dead and am spending eternity in Ohio." Abby was sleeping, but that made me laugh. On the way back from Texas in a blizzard I found that going north on I-71 the signs ask you to repent. But Lincoln and I (yes I can type his name today even though this whole thing is killing me) had already spun around a few times and were convinced we died.

Another funny billboard was in Kentucky- I think near Louisville. It was a PETA billboard with Pam Anderson talking about how KFC debeaks chickens. All we could think of (it was back up from TX) was why de beak, why not just de head and get it over with?[/color]

[Goodbye, Face]

One of my friends was wearing a shirt that said

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

and he got punched out by a man wearing a shirt that said

PETA: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals.

Nuff said.

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[QUOTE=RiflesAtRecess]One of my friends was wearing a shirt that said

PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals.[/QUOTE]

[color=darkviolet]That is now officially the funniest thing I've ever seen. At least until tomorrow.[/color]

[Harry]

I was playing in a $100 buy in poker game and I hit quads on the last community card. This guy goes to bet and I said "you probably shouldn't do that, you're beat" and he said "the hell I am, all-in". I called him and took all his money.

It was basically one of those things you had to witness first hand.

[Shinmaru]

My sister and I went to Anime Expo last year. We were hanging around outside a few of the rooms, and this guy approached us. And I swear that this guy embodied every single nerdy/geeky/dorky/whatever stereotype you could possibly think of. He mostly stopped to chat with us about how he had previously watched the subbed version of the Cardcaptors Sakura movie (I guess we were standing outside of one of the screening rooms). I wish I'd taken a picture with the guy. My sister and I still crack up whenever we mention him. It was just such a weird moment lol.

[Samsquamch]

Ok, this is not a joke. I've seen this sign, it was in Alberta near Calgary.

[IMG]http://www.businessballs.com/images/funnysignsign.jpg[/IMG]

[Goodbye, Face]

Well if we're going to post pictures...

[IMG]http://www.phrozenflame.com/images/gallery/62.jpg[/IMG]


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[ChibiHorsewoman]

[QUOTE=SadBlue]Ok, this is not a joke. I've seen this sign, it was in BC near Calgary.

[IMG]http://www.businessballs.com/images/funnysignsign.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

[color=darkviolet]Well, that's from Canada so I understand (jk,) You should consider sending that to The Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Unless you have something else like that in Canada. You really should do something. I can't believe that they added oh and the bridge is out in such small print[/color]

[Sun]

[COLOR=DarkOrange][SIZE=1][FONT=Verdana]I remember one time in p.e we had to run a lap around the basketball courts. So we met up with the other p.e classes to take a lap. Then i see this kid come running towards me and we were staring eye-to-eye at each other while we were running.While running at the same pace and staring each other down while we were sprinting the kid laughs, and all of a sudden he ran into a pole and fell down. To me it was funny because we were staring at each other with our hair blowing in the wind and all of a sudden he get's knocked out by a pole. If you guys don't think it's funny, you should have been there.
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[Guess?]

[color=Green]I saw a Mexican get p***ed on by some guy. TOP THAT!!
I was coming home from school and this Mexican worker was ahead of me. Out of this alley a man runs out without any pants on and starts to p*** on the poor guy. I was maybe 20-30 feet away. The Mexican at first was confused, then he freaked out and and started to run. The guy chased his 30 or 40 feet then ran into another little alley. I was crying. I havent laughed sooo hard ever before. After seeing that, few things are really funny.

Heres something to do to your friends that will get you a cheap laugh. Sit down next to them, and start to tell a story about them being on a long, empty road. Then a trucker picks him/her up because they are hitchiking. The trucker seems nice and is telling stories. Then say this in a trucker voice(kindy deap and sound like a hillbilly) "I have a daughter named SUSAN!!!" As you say Susan grab their thigh. Most people jump sooo high. Its great when you do it to a few friends and they are around when you do it to someone else. Everyone laughs. And it works on parents.

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[Lord Dante]

four words: The texas chainsaw massacre.


simple as that. it is the funniest thing i've ever seen.

[Havokio]

[COLOR=Indigo]Yesterday was pretty stupid... I was out with a few friends, and got bored, so we decided to act a fool, rather then looking out windows like normal, civil folk.

I was laying across a train car on the top rails, arms on one pole, legs on the other, as if no one were there.

I also remember asking if "ANYONE SELLING PORN?", at the top of my lungs, on rooesvel (VERY CROWDED AREA)tIf that wasn't enough, some guy came up to me with porn tapes... I had to buy one . :rotflmao: [/COLOR]

[Dragonboym2]

[COLOR=Blue]Lots of funny things have happened to me. Let's see... Well, once in club, I tried to tell my freind Pocky the awful truth about her crush Duo Maxwell. "Pocky, listen. Duo is a cartoon. [I]He's. Not. Real.[/ I never should of said that. She grabbed her sketch book, and chased me out of the room. "DON't EVER TALK ABOUT MY DUO LIKE THAT!! COME BACK HERE, YOU!!" She was holding her sketchbook high above her head. And it's very big by the way.

When I was a kid, I was riding my bike around the cul-de-sack near my house, talking to a neighborhood kid. I didn't watch where I was going, and I hit a mail box face first. BAM! I was okay, so don't worry.

Once I was in the kitchen at my old house, having a snack, and talking to my mom. And up from the basement, I heard my brother shout out, "Mom, I cut myself on the razor." Mom looked upset. "Again?!" She yelled back.

I had a nick-name for a girl in my media class Senior year. Her name was Natolie, but I called her Nazz for short. But everyone thought I was calling her "nads." And it lasted all year. And she thought I was calling her "nads" as well, but she didn't mind it. She even mentioned the nickname in her yearbook quote. To this day, she dosn't know I was calling her "Nazz."

At dinner one night, I was eatting BBQ ribs. I said "Don't get between a man 'an his meat!" Bunny, a anquitence of mine replied by saying "Amen, brother!"

I could go on, but that would take until next year.
"KAMEHAMEHA!"

Dragonboym2[/COLOR]