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[color=darkviolet]Also what would you come with what would you look like and what would you do?

Yes I know I've asked this question before, a long time ago. But I want to try it again.

I would be called: [b]Chibi Horsewoman the Action Figure[/b] The doll would always have shoulder length brown hair, dark green eyes and a pair of wire rimmed glasses.

There would be three different versions of me because I have multiple personalities.

[b]Chibi Horsewoman the Girly Girl[/b] would come with a Sephora play set. The play set would have a counter, 100 pieces of make up including lipstick, eyeshadow, foundation and perfume. NY &Co. store with three full outfits, Coach store with a black Signature purse, brown signature purse and random purse with cariable colors. And Payless shoe store.There would even be a real lipstick and perfume for you, the user. Stila cosmetic counter, Bloom cosmetic counter, Lord and Taylor Cosmetic counter and Benefit store, Target store and pretty much every other store I can think of sold separately.

[b]CHW the Girly Girl[/b] Would come wearing a white eyelet skirt, tourquise tank top, sandals and purse The other clothes would be included in the NY and Co store.

going price: $24.95 plus tax in the US tax free at BX/PX

[b]Chibi Horsewoman the horsewoman[/b] -Would come with either Cisco the hyper gelding (skewbald (ie white horse w/ brown spots) boy horse) Sonny Boy the Greedy jumping horse (chestnut boy horse with white blaze) or Memorial Ebony the psycho but loveable mare (black mare) english tack (saddle, bridle, crop) Blue riding tights, paddock boots, half chaps and pine green breeches. Along with a t-shirt that says: I ride therefore I am. Along with a show jumping course. Cross country and dressage courses sold separately

[b]CHW the horsewoman[/b] wears beigh breeches, black dress boots a navy show blazer, and white blouse and 'velvet' riding helmet.

This doll is fully poseable along with the horse. Don't forget to pick up riding buddies as well as additional horses.

Sale price- $24.95 w/ playset $10.95 for riding buddies $11.95 for horses.

[b]Basic Chibi Horsewoman[/b]- This basic set is not so basic. Comes with Chibi Horsewoman wearing either her happy bunny shirt that says: I'm not mean youre just a sissy shirt, blue t-shirt with a horse and rider adn Empire State Riding academy in yellow screen or Emily shirt that says: And the itsy bitsy spider never crawled up the spout again in red with a black cat. And either jeans in 5 different styles or shorts in 5 different styles. Sneakers and sandals.

Set also contains, bathing suit, towel, Abby, doll sized manga, doll sized copies of: A Northern Light, A great and Terrible Beauty and Fallen Angels. Computer, Tv, DVD player and anime DVDs cds, car, Abby's baby stuff, a pen, pencil, paper and Domino the dumbest cat in the world.

Brother, best friend, Lincoln doll, Guy, Fudd, Crabby Abby, Gabby Abby and Gabby/Crabby abby play sets sold separately.

Sale Price- $24.95 w/ playset $10.95 for other dolls. $9.95 for Abby dolls $19.95 for Abby playsets $9.95 for abby friend. $4.95 for the dogs.

Okay well there's my dolls... for now. Share please.

Dolls not availble in stores or anywhere else Coming soon CHW's house (?)[/color]
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The action figure created after me would be something like...

Brian the Band Geek. Brian the Band Geek comes complete with marching uniform, sousaphone, and band camp tan lines. Social life? Who needs it! This toy puts the band first, second, and third! Football field play set sold seperately.
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[size=1][color=slategray]If I was an action figure, I'd be [B]The Llama Lass[/B]. Llama Lass would decked out in a nice, all cotton llama suit, including llama ears, a llama mask, and a llama training whip, to shape up those bad guys. She would also have an optional black cape with bold, white font, spelling "LL". Now, Llama Lass can also have her llama suit off, making her a normal, everyday girl. This is her when she is off duty, her secret identitiy. She goes by "Claire Jacobmeyer" outside her crime fighting. Her normal looks and outfit is as follows: She had black hair that falls just above her shoulders, gray eyes, and wears baggy jeans, an asortment of black and purple shirts and a some eyeshadow and rings.
[B]The Llama Lass[/B] action figure also comes with her trusty sidekick, [B]Llama Lad[/B]. Now, Llama Lad is just a normal llama, normally serves as transportation for Llama Lass. But he has also come very handy in other situations, like eating a villans hair, or kicking the crap out of a villan with his powerful back legs.
ALSO! For our new, special offer, you too, can be like Llama Lass. For a limited time, your action figure purchase also comes with your very own Llama Lass Mask, and an authentic Llama Lass Whip!
Cost: [I]Priceless[/I]
Manufacturer: [I]Claire's Imagination[/I]

Go to your local toy store and get it today! (Can also be found in Llama Lass fetish stores.)
That seriously could turn sexual.[/color][/size]
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Oooo, fun.

If I were an action figure/doll thing, I would be called [I]Instantramen14: Deathrock girl.[/I]

IR14: DRG would come with a Siouxsie and the Banshees T-shirt and black and white stripe-ey asymetrical skirt and ripped fishnets. She'd have big stompy "steel toe" combat boots and a black leather jacket with pins from various deathrock/gothrock bands(Siouxsie, Rozz Williams, 45 Grave, The Damned, The Cure, Bauhaus...) and studs all over it.

She would have red-ish purple hair (like wine coloured) that you could make all big and Robert Smith-esque or, just leave down or in a ponytail.

IR14: DRG would have lots of accessories. She'd have an ammo box-purse, and a tiny cd player with a mini copy of Christian Death's "Only Theatre of Pain" She would also have a copy of Bram Stoker's Dracula and a tiny journal.

IR14: DRG would have several different accessory sets.

1. The "I'm in a deathrock band" set would have a little faux leather corset, a ripped fishnet shirt and a tattered black skirt. The set would include a microphone and mic stand, a theremin and an electric violin. (Other band-mates and their instruments sold seaperatly)

2. The "Night at the club" set would have a stripey underbust corset, a lace-ey tank top and a taterd skirt of floatey material. It would come with cute witch boots and a mini copy of the Cure's Disintagration.

3. The "Out for a night of fun" set would have a top hat, tail coat, Bauhaus "Bela Lugosi's Dead" shirt, black bondage trousers, black and white check creepers, walking cane, stripey socks and five ring bondage belt with lots of chains. There would be a little video camera for recording the night's happenings/taking pictures at the cemetary. There would also be a little black "vintage" vespa. (Stickers included in set for customizing the scooter)

Each set would come with a nice little mix cd of good deathrock and goth rock bands to listen to while you pretend IR14: DRG is playing Sex Gang Children's "Sebastiane" on the violin.

I think I have put way too much thought into this. Heh.
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[color=hotpink][size=1]Well, I'd be more of a Barbie type figure than an Action Figure. I'd be the Queen of Plushies Barbie, with long blonde hair and pink streaks, a big [b]Ruffly Dress[/b], a Magical Plushie Wand, a minature version of the [b]Retarded Cow[/b], and an assortment of Plushies, most especially including Mini-Ken. Yes'm.

And THEN, if I was a villian, I'd be Scissor Girl, but that's a whole different story for my dining hall and a different day.[/color][/size]
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[color=darkviolet]New for the masses availble for a limited time only- [b]pre-divorce Chibi Horsewoman[/b]

This limited special edition CHW comes with a doll sized voodoo doll of a soon to be ex-husband, pins, and fake chants. Also included are 'potions' and 'herbs'.

She's attired in a long black dress an has a black caldron. Yes all the stereotypical witch gear is here in this limited edition set.

Yes I had to get that out of my system.

To make up for the stereotypical hollywood witch gear [b]Chibi Horsewoman corporation[/b] is coming out with The Kawaii Chibi Horsewoman plushie.

This [b]Kawaii CHW plushie[/b] comes in either purple snowman PJ's, casual riding attire, Tinkerbell PJs. or Cos-Playing Sailor Tin Nyanko from SailorMoon.

She has fun to style brown hair, Is cute and cuddly and says neat and catchy phrases such as:

[b]Your village called, they want their idiot back.

Life's a *bleep* then you're reincarnated.

You're not dumb, you're just intellectually challenged[/b]

and

[b]You are so wrong!

The Kawaii Chibi Horsewoman Plushie[/b] is banned in Texas except San Antonio and Ft.Hood. She's been publicly burned in Crawford TX, and parts of Arkansas. Get yours before they're banned in your area.
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[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Sarcastiman! Flying at the speed of NOT! I was being saracastic.
I would be Black Lotus, the Womanizer! Womanizing (word?) Woman at the speed of light! Not meaning that he doesn't last long but- Well, you get the point. :animeswea[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE=1][COLOR=DarkRed]Mine comes with neat pick-up lines installed like:

~I love every bone in your body, especially mine!

~My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!

~Save water, shower with a friend!

And

~Is your father a farmer? Because you sure do have some nice melons.[/COLOR][/SIZE]
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[size=1][color=darkred] *Thumbs up* Nice. this has to be the greatest topic of all time.

First of all, regarding my name, I would have instant Rofling (Rolling on the Floor laughing) Action. Press a button, Boom! Instant Rofling, right before your eyes! Oh that's not all my figure would have, can you say, lollerskaters? Thats right, the roflocopters arch enemies are back, with there friend who coems in the special, uber, wtf, pwnage, deluxe kit; Roflapache. That's right kid's, my figure Is going to have Instant Rofling action [b]and[/b] lollerskaters, to try and foil the Roflocopter's plans of world peace.

The roflocpter will be equipped with ultra fast Roflingguns, and will be able to carry lollerskaters with Afk47's! This will be the ultimate toy for loling fun! but thats, not it, no it is by far the amount of goodies you wil lget with my actio nfigure, you will get spare Roflingrotors, and a roflpilot, and last but not least, you will get a set of Omg bombs and wtf missles.

Price? 29.95$
Special, Uber, wtf, pwnage, deluxe kit Price? 44.99$

If none of that made any God dang since, watch the "Original Roflcopter" flash in my signature.[/size][/color]
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mecha-dante with incredible internet posting action!


heh, i couldn't resist posting in here, with something crazy. so i did. an action figure of me would have the name "mecha-dante with incredible internet posting action!" and it would have "incredible internet posting action!" - simple enough.
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What every young tike needs this summer, their own ArV!
It's what everybody's been talking about!

[B]Height[/B]: 6 Inches

[B]Weight[/B]: A smidge too much

[B]Description[/B]: Black, messy hair on a head almost porportioned to the body!

[B]Clothing[/B]: Optional!

[B]Clothing really[/B]: Birthday Suit!!

[B]Clothing, Oh c'mon already[/B]:
-- Worn Out School Uniform (White Polo, Grey pants with hole on the side of the right thigh)
-- Casual (Golf Shirt, Pants that are slightly too big)
-- Casual 2!!!! (T-Shirt, Pants that are slightly too small)
-- Cosplay Kit (Child gets cloth, scissors, and a stapler)

[B]Accessories[/B]: Yo-Yo! Tie-able Forehead protector (default location: belt loop of pants)

[B]Abilities[/B]: Posable! Throwable! Sinkable! Sitable! Almost-Standable! Lie-down able! Not Edible!

-ArV
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If I was an action figure, I'd probably be something like Happy Time Harry from Aqua Teen Hunger Force.
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[B]MELTMAN![/B]-[I]with the power to...melt![/I] priced £8, available from all good retailers

lol see i have a little marketing scam to do with meltman, you can only use him once! After he uses is "Super awesome Ãœber shape-changing powers" (he basically just melts under the temperature of a desk lamp) he becomes nothing more than hot, liquidy, gloop. So, then all the kids don?t wanna play with hazardous gloop so they buy another Meltman and try out his "Super awesome Ãœber shape-changing powers"again...and the circle of money making begins again!!


Coming soon: [B]SALTMAN![/B]- [I]with the power to dissolve..... In a jug of water!![/I]
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[QUOTE=poo62.2][B]MELTMAN![/B]-[I]with the power to...melt![/I] priced £8, available from all good retailers

Coming soon: [B]SALTMAN![/B]- [I]with the power to dissolve..... In a jug of water!![/I][/QUOTE]

[color=darkviolet]That's it bud no more [b][i]Action League NOW![/b][/i] for you.

COming soon from Horsewoman Dolls Inc:

[b]Sleepy Time Chibi Horsewoman[/b] Press a button and she goes to sleep. Exspose her to light and she wakes up adn beats you with her cup of tea.[/color]
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Hey kids its "G-Man" with the masculenity of "He-Man" and the souless marketing regime of "G-Unit" he takes on the work envirenment one tear at a time. Watch as his day is ruined when he learns he is losing hours at work. Pull his string to hear him say such quotes as "I'm sorry sir it won't happen again", and "I know you're not paying me for nothing sir". Press the button on his shoulder make him cry (water pack sold separately).

*now with kung fu grip and karate chop action*

"Take this unsuspecting customer" *karate chop to the back*
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[SIZE=1]Introducing...

[B][CENTER]The Amazing,Super-Fantastic,Super-Obsessed MOMIJI FAN-GIRL DOLL![/CENTER] [/B]

The Amazing,Super-Fantastic,Super-Obsessed Momiji Fan-Girl Doll is a doll that any self-respecting Momiji Sohma fan would own.This cute little doll is 12 inches of cuteness and Momiji fandom.The ASFSOMFG Doll includes:

A Momiji plush

A rabbit Momiji plush

A Momiji in Tohru's work uniform plush

A Momiji in a girl's highschool uniform plush

A normal Momiji with adorable bunny ears

The ASFSOMFG Doll has blonde pigtails and blue eyes that when you hit a switch on her back change [B]MAGICALLY[/B] into hearts! How cute! She wears an "I -heart- Momiji shirt,a pair of plain blue jeans and carries an"I -heart- Momiji" messenger bag just big enough for all her plushes! [B]YEAH![/B]

So don't delay! Buy today!

[B][CENTER]AND COMING SOON![/CENTER] [/B]
The Amazing,Super-Fantastic,Super-Obsessed Prince Yuki Fan-Girl
The Amazing,Super-Fantastic,Super-Obsessed Kyo Fan-Girl
And the rest of the Sohma boys![/SIZE]
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