Sign Up Shiver Me Timbers [PG-V]

[Dragon Warrior]

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Arrr, maties, and all that... stuff. This be the most swashbucklin', treasure huntin', grog-guzzlin', poop deck moppin', keel-haulin', bed-wetting pirate adventure to ever hit the seas of OtakuBoards. Gyar! Become a crew member of the S.S. Your Mom and join the ranks of OB's lowest scum. You get free rum and t-shirts with new membership!

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[b]The Plot[/b][/center]

Plot? There be no plot! Just a couple of rowdy times and high seas, arrr-ohhh... who be I foolin'? The plot is simple. You're a crew mate of the S.S. Your Mom, but one thing. This vessel has no captain! So it's kind of just livin' life as you want to, pillagin' when you feel need be, and scuba-divin' when the water feels just right. But try not to let things get too hectic or we'll bloody make ye walk the plank!

Oh, and have a nice day.

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[b]The Rules, Yarr![/b][/center]

Yeah, there be rules to follow. We may be cut-throat villains, but we got to be law-abiding citizens in some way. And if we're not, James'll have us all hanged fer good! So pay attention!

[list][*]This be a PG-rated game. It was rated that for violence, alcohol content, and rowdy times! Let's not get too crazy and get after the ladies... or men if you be swingin' that way. 'Course... there are womenses aboard. This could get bad... so follow the rules, gyar!
[*]This be a comedy RPG. Act like it or be tarred and feathered to yer humiliation!
[*]This be a pirate RPG in pirate days (1700's and such). Though it be comedy, try to keep in that era, aye?
[*]Feel free to use the pirate stereotypes in this. I already have cracked the book on that one.
[*]Have some pirate knowledge for Neptune's sake!
[*]It's comedy, not insanity. Posts should be more than a paragraph and should make sense. Don't make me gut ye!
[*]It be true that we're pirates of the OtakuBoards and OtakuBoards is the world we live in. Don't interpret OB as an internet place. Just use stuff like James being a governor or something. That's all, mates.
[*]No one be in command of the ship. We all run it together. Just live yer life and we'll all be happy.
[*]Er.. uh... set sail for adventure![/list]

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[b]Join the Crew[/b][/center]

Gyarr! Sign ups be simple for this RPG. Let me just quick explain them fer yer primtive minds.

[b]Name:[/b] Yer character's name. First and last unless they have a real cool nickname like Cutthroat Bill.
[b]Age:[/b] Age don't matter. Just twenty or above.
[b]Gender:[/b] Womeeeeen... er... I mean, I haven't been out at sea for so long that I've lost all memory of what a woman was. *cough* Male or female, damnit!
[b]Information:[/b] Background, looks, everything, mates!
[b]Sample:[/b] I have to test yer humor to join! Place here a short comedy writing of yours. It matters not what it is. Try not to have it long. Us pirates are hard at readin' as it is.

That be it, mates! If ye get in, ye get in. Don't be askin' me if yer sign up is good enough and if yer in because I'll just tie ye to the crows nest for ten days. Gyar!

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[Samsquamch]

[COLOR=DarkRed]Yargh, matie! Swashbucklin' tis' what I do! Let sail on ye seas o' comedy! I got nothin...

Name: Jack Burntbeard

Age: 47

Gender: Male

Appearance: An' O' cos' I be terribly origonal... [URL=http://www.potcinteractive.com/crew.jpg](Jack is the second one in from the left[/URL]

Backround: Jack be a simple pirate, and be he a simple lad. Born o' the sea to pirate parents, raised o' the sea by pirate parents, and so he lives o' the sea with no pirate parents, who's lives were hanged by the dastardly Gov'ner James an' his also dastardly Capn' Dagger. Jack boarded ye SS Yar Ma' but three yars' later, swabbin' ye old poop deck till his back was bent.Tten years now he be a pirate amongst the deadly demons o' the SS Yar Ma', spreading ye' old terror amongst the OBers and stealin' ye old treasure from ye Dastardly Gov'ner James.

Personality: Jack be a simple pirate, he be rude, he be dastardly, he be mean, he be dirty, an' he be downright pirate like! What more do ye' expect from dastardly pirate o' the SS Yar Ma'?

Favourite Pirate Words: Yar, Heartie, Ye, an' O' be Jacks prefered words o' use o' ye SS Yar Ma'

Sample: (Yar, me heartie, Jacks funny bone be tired. Shall' be completed before ye old tomorrow be done an' another sun sets on the Seven Seas of the OB)

OOC: Yarg, shall complete tomorrow. Tis' late and me funny bone needs a-restin'. PS, I tried to make that sound as Piratey as possible without losing to much imformation. Yar!
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[Blayze]

[size=1]Name: "Deadly" Blake Silver

Age: 34

Gender: 'e be a male, and anyone who says otherwise gets their guts cut out and used for garters. Not by Blake, mind.

Information: Blake be standin' at over 6 foot, somewhere around 6'3" and 6'5", with 'is silver hair makin' 'im stand out in a crowd, something which does not help in the business of bein' a pirate. 'e 'as a mighty beard, which, although it not be that long, it makes up for it in bushiness, something which every self-respectin' pirate needs. 'is clothes are often the butt of jokes, as 'e tries to be a lot more burly and manly than 'e actually is. 'e wears a black shirt, with a handsome red tunic, which is ripped at the back from where the other pirates often cut it out of jealousy. 'e also 'as a grand 'at, all covered in sparkly shiny things. 'owever, the most int'restin' thing 'bout Blake is 'is wooden leg, which 'e got when 'e tried to shoot 'is old man, but ended up shootin' 'imself in the foot. Yar, Blake be a right stupid boy.

Blake were born to a rich old man, 'oo gave 'im all 'is fancy clothes and jewellery, but then 'is ma' died after the old man kicked 'er down the stairs. She were a bit angry 'bout this, and told Blake to kill the old man. But, unfortunately, Blake's name sort of disguised 'is wimpy personality. 'e is an outright coward, given a strangely manly name by 'is ma', 'oo were sufferin' from that dementia. As she died, Blake got a li'l bit angry, and tried to shoot 'is pa', but ended up shootin' 'imself in the foot. This is where 'e got 'is wooden leg, as 'is toe became infected, and the doctor had to cut it off, sayin' at the time that it was an extraordinarily stupid thing for Blake to do, and 'e ought to be whipped for 'is stupidity. But the people of Tokyo 3 never got round to it, and 'e escaped on board the legendary pirate ship SS Your Mom.

Blake is often the butt o' jokes on board the ship, but 'e doesn't really mind, mostly takin' it (wrongly) to be a sign of 'is crewmate's affection for 'im. Really, they just 'ate the fact that 'e was brought up in much be'er surroundin's than most of 'em, and they show this by hurtin' him in as many ways as possible.

Sample: "Yar, it were mighty friendly of those other pirates to put me in this nice dark cupboard to rest my eyes for a li'l while," thought Blake, "But I'm not sure why they insisted on tyin' me to the ceilin' to do it. Maybe they thought if all the blood was rushin' to me head, then I would be able to swab the decks much be'er than I had been doin', 'coz, let's face it, I haven't bin doin' a brilliant job of late, 'ave I?"

Blake got a lot o' time to think about these things, seein' as most of his time was spent upside down in cupboards an' the like. One time the crew even thought it would be funny to point a loaded cannon at his hammock while he were sleepin', and then light the fuse. Luckily, he weren' even in 'is bed, 'e were down in the galley where the crew 'ad tied 'im up the day before. When they found 'im, 'e were in a cupboard, with a li'l bit of the sea-crazies, pretendin' to be a mop to 'ide 'imself from the giant bat that were comin' to get 'im. It took 'im three days to get that one out of 'is 'ead.

"Where in the name of Davy Jones is Blake?" shouted a voice from outside the cupboard. Blake tried to shou' back, but then 'e remembered that 'e 'ad a dead fish stuck in 'is mouth to shu' 'im up. The crew were friendly fellows, really, they just go' a li'l bi' carried away with their pranks and so on.

Four hours later, the crew remembered where they 'ad 'idden 'im, and they opened the door of the cupboard, lettin' some light in, bu' they must'a forgot 'ow to undo the knots they 'ad tied, 'coz they left 'im 'angin' upside down in the cupboard.

"This is life on the ocean wave for ye," thought Blake. Yar, 'e were a stupid, stupid boy...
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[Prince Van]

Name: Kickius Youis inus the nutus(homicidle side) or Dessloch Furlong
Age: 22
Gender: Male
Information:
[u][list]
[*]Bio:[/u] he grew up has a caring boy until some pirates came along and called his mam, the Kickius was born and nobody would realise that this person would become the most ruthless and relentless and most loving pirate ever (also very sleepy).he joined a crew and eventually became a notorious sea-farers out there until one day...He and his crew were attacked by a infamous pirate-king, anyway, Kickius was the only one to survive by using a technique called kick in the nuts.Eventually he found a new crew on board the "your mam".
[*][u]Appearace[/u]:[IMG]http://www.finalfantasy-clan.de/ff6/source/pics/ff6l.jpg[/IMG]
[*][u]Personality eer Personalities[/u]:One of them is a cold-heartedkiller with a trademark kick to the nuts, Another is a loving caring person that wouldn't harm a living creature.He also has a personality that just sleeps.
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Sample:Your mama's so stupid she got locked in a 24 hour shop.

[Dragon Warrior]

Hopefully this ain't be the whole crew, arrr. Still feel free to sign up, mates. If need be, I'll extend the deadline from Saturday to later.

[Nagi Tomo]

Name: Jill lightfoot

Age: 26

Genderfemale

Information: Jill is about 5'7 and 130lbs.She is in very good shape.she has black hair kinda gruf looking she wears a patch over her right eye.She also weres a doorag that is blakc an has a skull on it.She weres a loose white shirt with a leather sleethless jacket an brown pants with black boots.Jill grew up sailing the waters her father was a pirate Bill Lightfoot.They were scalywagging theves of the sea.She learned the traind a became a scalywagging theve herself.She happend to stow away on the boat they are on now an has made some new friends.She loves to put up a good fight.Shes down right dirty an guffy an one of the most unlike ladys youll every meet.She burps an farts an all that good stuff.She does love to draw an write neither she is very good at.

Sample: So this guy walks into a bar an he sees a pirate sitting down with a parrit on his shoulder an a patch over his left eye.The guy walks up an asks"How did you lose your eye?" "Arg tis a new parrit,he flew over me an pooped in me eye."the pirate said.the man looked bellwildered."How did you lose your eye then?" "Arg was me first day with me hook."(ooc lol not that funny i know lols)

[Case]

Name: Sam Beck

Age: 37

Gender: Male

Background: Sam grew up in a small town, yadda, yadda, yadda, dreams of sailing the seas, blah blah blah, became a pirate.

Looks: Sam is a simple looking fellow. Standing 6?2? and weighing 250 lbs. He has an imposing stature. He would look quite fearsome, if it wasn?t for the fact that he insists on wearing a dress?I mean a cloak (that looks a lot like a dress.)

Personality: Sam is a bit nuts, just a bit. He is completely normal except for his obsession with his cloak/dress, and the fact that he will only eat pizza and corndogs. Also since there is not anyone who is captain, he will refer to everyone as captain.

Sample: Gar, Sam be a bit tired right now, so he be off to bed. Probably fill this in sometime soon.

[Goodbye, Face]

[size=1][b]Name:[/b] Paintbrush Bill

[b]Age:[/b] 24

[b]Gender:[/b] Male

[b]Information:[/b] Why do they call Pintbrush Bill "Paintbrush Bill"? He lost his finger in a fishing accident and replaced it with a screw-on paintbrush. He can unscrew it and replace it with a wooden finger for handshakes, though. Obviously, Bill, or formerly known as William Inkwell, is an expert painter. He's on this trip to find new creatures and paint them. He wears a beret, a black west with a white collared shirt under it, black pants held up by a belt that has "The Infamous" engraved on the back. He interchanges between black boots and brown shoes when necessary. He's a little more serious than his mates, if not very sarcastic. He makes fun of stupid remarks thrown at him with ease. He'll get a lot of these, as it is easy for a pirate to make fun of him for his rich family and his love of painting.

[b]Sample:[/b]

(Two days before leaving on the S.S. Your Mom)

Bill's mom: If you really think you're leaving without giving me a kiss goodbye you're crazy!

Bill: If you think I'd rather give you a kiss than leave this God-forsaken island as fast as I can... you're the crazy one.

Bill's mom: You're going to be sailing with pirates! Are you sure you want to go through with this?

Bill: Don't worry... lass... I've been workin' on me pirate talk!

Bill's mom: Well... write me once in a while!

Bill: Yeah... I'll uh, use the carrier pidgeons... whatever...[/size]