Anime what naruto characters would NEVER say

[PAche]

i stumbled across this online diary and it posted these.they're so funny i thought i'd just share it with OB's people.

presenting...what naruto characters would NEVER say(and really, [U]never[/U]):

1. Gaara: Ahh I got sand in my eyes!
2. Jirayia: Peeping is not inspirational anymore
4. Ino: You can have Sasuke, Sakura. Chouji is such a SEXY fatass!!
5. Rock Lee: "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!!"
6. Naruto: Oh my god, Ramen Noodles again?!?
7. Sasuke: I don't care about revenge
8. Sakura: Wow! I'm actually doing something progressive today!^^
9. Kakashi: Hey I'm early for once... / Ahhh I lost my come com paradise book!
10. Shino: EW! a spider! kill it, kiil it, kiil it!!!!!!!!!!! Oh **** im out of chakra, NO DONT EAT MY FINGERS!
11. Gai: Kakashi, you are the best. / Why is Lee following me, and dressing up and acting like me.. oh god... hes out to get me... *breathing hard*
12. Chouji: If u need me, I'll be at the gym.
13. Tenten : Let's do some hand to hand combat.
14. Neji : How come i didn't see that one coming?
15. Zabuza: This isn´t just a giant killer sword. It is also very effective on slicing bread, hams and chopping wood. :D
16. Tsunade: i want to reduce my breasts size
17. Hinata Everyone follow me! LET's GO!!! / *after looking at naruto with byakugan* ok, maybe not... / All I want is "Bang Bang Bang!"
18. Shikamaru: I like girls. / Im feeling very energetic today, how about a one on one.
19. Asuma: Today is the day i quited smoking with the help of Nicotrex.
20. Orochimaru: I want peace!
21. Anko: "This is not a curse seal, it's a hickey Orochimaru gave me while we were making out..."
22. Kiba: I "like" dogs more than you think...
23. Haku: How could you USE me like that Zabuza!
24. Itachi: I've missed you bro.
25. Any Ninja: Let's walk on the ground...It's faster than the trees.

anybody got some other smartass comment any character wouldn't say?

[Sapphire Flare]

[color=darkred][size=1](Haha that Gaara one is hilarious)

Kankuro: Puppets are for girls.
Chouji: Haha fatty!
Orochimaru: Snakes are creepy.


Hmm that's all I can think of right now.[/size][/color]

[Solo Tremaine]

[COLOR=#503F86]I think discussions such as these are best left to blogs, rather than threads on OB. I don't want this to sound like I'm against people having entertaining discussion, but it's really not very constructive stuff, especially as it's taken from someone else's site in the first place (which, without credit it could be classed as plagarism, but I don't think there's any need to go that far). And, having them for one anime would mean we'd need to allow them for every other anime, so in that sense it's just not practical either. Sorry, heh.

Thread closed.[/COLOR]