SilentSecurity Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 Why is it that in almost all anime's where there's a serious battle of good and evil that the bad guy always at some point has the upper hand, then the good guy says "you won't get away with this", then the bad guy says " oh, but i will", then the good guy gets a burst of energy and blows his butt to heaven? Why is it that every episode of Pokemon ends with To Be Continued... even if that episode had it's climax and the storyline for that episode won't continue? Why is it that every time a bad guy has his enemy (the good guy) is custody that he doesn't just kill him but instead gives him time to make his escape? Why is it that the cat in Trigun has such a big head and a way of always moving around from town to town so fast? Why is it that the good guy almost always seems to win? Why is it that Edward Elric is so short? Why is it that almost every main character of an action anime has to have gravity defying hair and fashion statements that cost $100s if there just going to get ripped in the next fight anyway? Why is it that Vash's yellow glasses can get broken but he gets a new pair easily with his low budget when here a pair of those glasses cost $100+? Why is it in almost every action anime the villan's always cocky and his/her laugh sucks? Why is it that anger is symbolized with four corner put together to make a cross and not just a red face or something more simple? Why is it that all these questions are completely pointless yet someone is bound to end up answering a few of them? POST OR REPLY DONE BY -Jake- OF THE SSF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatsubei Yagyu Posted June 28, 2005 Share Posted June 28, 2005 [COLOR=Red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Q. Why is it that every episode of Pokemon ends with To Be Continued... even if that episode had it's climax and the storyline for that episode won't continue? A. Because they will never quit milking the cow we all call Pokemon. Q. Why is it that every time a bad guy has his enemy (the good guy) is custody that he doesn't just kill him but instead gives him time to make his escape? A. Because then they wouldn't have anyone to stand in their way and taking over the world would be no fun. ;) Q. Why is it that the cat in Trigun has such a big head and a way of always moving around from town to town so fast? A. Because it's freakin' fast. :p Q.Why is it that Edward Elric is so short? A. Because he doesn't drink milk. He hates it. Look at the bottom of this page: [url]http://groups.msn.com/FullMetalAlchemist/edwardelric.msnw[/url] Q. Why is it that anger is symbolized with four corner put together to make a cross and not just a red face or something more simple? A. They do both: :animeangr :mad: Q. Why is it that all these questions are completely pointless yet someone is bound to end up answering a few of them? A. ...because...I'm bored... :animeswea [/FONT][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Godelsensei Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 That's not a "four corner pulled together", it's a bulging vein. I bet you spent all this time thinking of a way to describe it, too. I bet you sat there thinking, "I do say, I wonder what that thing there is?" I bet you've lost over a week's worth of sleep over it, total. Seriously, man, get a life. [spoiler]*pinches your cheeks* : P[/spoiler] Have you ever watched an episode of Star Trek? I think those kids use about two and a half plot devices throughout the entire series. Tch. *rolls eyes* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SilentSecurity Posted June 29, 2005 Author Share Posted June 29, 2005 [QUOTE=Godelsensei]That's not a "four corner pulled together", it's a bulging vein. I bet you spent all this time thinking of a way to describe it, too. I bet you sat there thinking, "I do say, I wonder what that thing there is?" I bet you've lost over a week's worth of sleep over it, total. Seriously, man, get a life. [spoiler]*pinches your cheeks* : P[/spoiler] Have you ever watched an episode of Star Trek? I think those kids use about two and a half plot devices throughout the entire series. Tch. *rolls eyes*[/QUOTE] That's a Vein? We'll that makes sense doesn't it? POST OR REPLY DONE BY -Jake- OF THE SSF Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tatsubei Yagyu Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 [COLOR=Navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Hehehe.... I remember when I was little, I asked my brother, "Why is there a plus sign stuck to that guys head???" My brother just looked at me, pointed, and laughed... Those were the days... :rolleyes: [/FONT][/COLOR] Sorry, didn't mean to double post... I screwed up with the color... :animeswea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
r2vq Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Why is it that every time a bad guy has his enemy (the good guy) is custody that he doesn't just kill him but instead gives him time to make his escape?[/COLOR] Watch Kim Possible. It teaches us that bad guys have rules they must always follow, like revealing their master plan to the hero. [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Why is it that the good guy almost always seems to win?[/COLOR] It's more demographically pleasing.......? [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Why is it that almost every main character of an action anime has to have gravity defying hair and fashion statements that cost $100s if there just going to get ripped in the next fight anyway?[/COLOR] Because buff action heros have a fashion side too. [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Why is it that Vash's yellow glasses can get broken but he gets a new pair easily with his low budget when here a pair of those glasses cost $100+?[/COLOR] Maybe his budge is low [i]because[/i] of the glasses! [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Why is it in almost every action anime the villan's always cocky and his/her laugh sucks?[/COLOR] I don't know what you're talking about! Nothing beats the classic, [i]MUAHAHAHAHAHA[/i]... except maybe the classic [i]BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA[/i]. [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Why is it that anger is symbolized with four corner put together to make a cross and not just a red face or something more simple?[/COLOR] My guess is that it originated in manga, and it's hard to colour a person in black and white. That and Manga emphasized on lines. [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Why is it that all these questions are completely pointless yet someone is bound to end up answering a few of them?[/COLOR] o.O It was quite interesting, and no matter what Godel says, Star Trek is shway. And now I shall be lame and copy you... poorly. ^^ -ArV [COLOR=Indigo] Why is it good guys in video games can get shot hundreds of times before being killed, when it takes two to three hits to kill a bad guy? Why is it characters in video games can heal themselves of gun shot wounds by picking up a piece of dirty meat from the ground? Why is it most of the girls in Naruto suck at fighting? Why is it that [b]every frickin[/b] guy in Fushigi Yuugi falls in love with Miaka or (more rarely) Yui? Why is it Anime fans have this obsession with "neko-jin"? Why is it games played in children's tournaments in Hikaru no Go look a [b]lot[/b] like pro games that took place a few years earlier? (don't answer this, i know the answer -.o) Why is there so much talking in anime fights?[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grecords Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 [QUOTE=r2vq] [COLOR=Indigo] Why is it good guys in video games can get shot hundreds of times before being killed, when it takes two to three hits to kill a bad guy? [/quote] Because they listened to their hearts and believed in themselves.... not buying that, ok they had an overshield. [quote name='r2vq']Why is it most of the girls in Naruto suck at fighting?[/quote] Well Ten-Ten is pretty good, and so is Temari (girl with fan). I assume you are referring to Sakura as I can only remember her being in one meaningful (not in my eyes really) fight with Ino. Kakashi once mentioned Sakura had better control and skill with her chakra than Naruto and Sasuke. However she doesn't really have any special move to showcase this with. She has shown shes better at climbing trees and using chakra with her feet early in the series. She does however have super human strength much like Tsunade. [quote name='r2vq']Why is there so much talking in anime fights?[/COLOR][/quote] The characters are obligated to inform the viewer of every feeling, strategy, and situation that runs through their head. Mainly they must state the obvious in every scene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Dante Posted June 29, 2005 Share Posted June 29, 2005 Why is it that ecxel never dies? I mean c'mon man, taking a bazooka bullet to the head, falling down a pit numerous times, and various other fatal injuries... yet she lives on?? Why is it that keitaro still lives? again, he gets the **** beaten out of him all the time, and has a mad woman chase after him with a sword all the time. why is it that people in anime in general have a considerable resistance to death?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bloodseeker Posted June 30, 2005 Share Posted June 30, 2005 [quote]Why is it that in almost all anime's where there's a serious battle of good and evil that the bad guy always at some point has the upper hand, then the good guy says "you won't get away with this", then the bad guy says " oh, but i will", then the good guy gets a burst of energy and blows his butt to heaven?[/quote] Let's see... there's most major DBZ battles, the Yusuke/Togoro battle on Yu Yu Hakusho... and that's all that I can think of. That definitely does not classify as "most". [quote]Why is it that every episode of Pokemon ends with To Be Continued... even if that episode had it's climax and the storyline for that episode won't continue?[/quote] Because the show will be continued in the next episode. [quote]Why is it that every time a bad guy has his enemy (the good guy) in custody that he doesn't just kill him but instead gives him time to make his escape?[/quote] Why would they put them in custody if they just wanted to kill them? [quote]Why is it that the cat in Trigun has such a big head and a way of always moving around from town to town so fast?[/quote] Because he's a "mascot". And a crappy one at that, when compared to the greatness of PenPen, Kilala. and Ryo-Ohki. [quote]Why is it that the good guy almost always seems to win?[/quote] Because the writer likes the good guy more than the bad guy. [quote]Why is it that Edward Elric is so short?[/quote] He didn't drink his milk. [quote]Why is it that almost every main character of an action anime has to have gravity defying hair and fashion statements that cost $100s if there just going to get ripped in the next fight anyway?[/quote] Most anime characters wear $100 suits? Also, a lot of anime characters either have clothes with special micromachines that'll fix their torn clothes overnight or clothes made out of a mysterious untearable material. [quote]Why is it that Vash's yellow glasses can get broken but he gets a new pair easily with his low budget when here a pair of those glasses cost $100+?[/quote] Those micromachines come with glasses too. [quote]Why is it in almost every action anime the villan's always cocky and his/her laugh sucks?[/quote] The cockiness is supposed to make you hate them more. The laugh supposed to make them seem more psychotic. [quote]Why is it that anger is symbolized with four corner put together to make a cross and not just a red face or something more simple?[/quote] Have you ever seen where people get really angry, and they start screaming, and their veins start popping out? That's why. [quote]Why is it that all these questions are completely pointless yet someone is bound to end up answering a few of them?[/quote] Bordom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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