the worst/funniest pickup lines

[NinjaJedi007]

Baby, my love for you is like diahrrea: I just can't hold it in.

[gaarasgirl90]

[COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Fixedsys]How about:

Do you study karate? Because you can come on down to my dojo. We could spar.[/FONT][/COLOR]

[Guest DarkAngel Blaze]

okay i'm thinking........ oh from a comic;

[B]satoshi: all I want is you Dark[/B]
[B]Dark: i don't need to hear that from a guy!(shiver)[/B]

it isn't a pick up line but it's funny

[B]and your stupid whiny , crybaby opinion is...........[/B]

[Rock_Angel930]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Red]The best ones I know are.....


"I lost my library card, but can I still check you out?" - a kid asked my best friend that one. She laughed at him. XD

"Is there an airport nearby or is that my heart taking off?" - heard that one on t.v.

"You know how they say we only use ten percent of our brains? I think we only use ten percent of our hearts." - It's from that new Wedding Crashers movie. Not stupid, but I thought it was too cute not to post.[/COLOR][/FONT]


[quote name='NinjaJedi007']Baby, my love for you is like diahrrea: I just can't hold it in.[/quote]


[COLOR=Red][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Good Ra, that's TERRIBLE! *laughs hysterically* :rotflmao: [/FONT] [/COLOR]

[Shinobi's angel]

ummmmmmmmmmm idk one at the time but CC could tell ya

[DuoMaxwell2o6]

[SIZE=2][CENTER][FONT=Palatino Linotype][COLOR=DarkGreen]here are some that i found:

-Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
-Can I borrow a quarter? ["What for?"]
... I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
-Do you have a Bandaid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
-I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
-If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
-Are you accepting applications for your fan club?
-There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
-Do you have a map? Because I just keep getting lost in your eyes![/COLOR][/FONT][/CENTER][/SIZE]

:animeswea

[elfpirate]

[font=Comic Sans MS][b]I've discovered a new, absolutely terrible pick-up line:
(In other words--I tried it already, in variations, and it didn't work :animecry:) lol



"Shinmaru, your mustache is [/b][/font][font=Comic Sans MS][b]porntastic![/b][/font][font=Comic Sans MS][b]" :love:



Don't use that one---it doesn't work...:animesigh
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[Raiyuu]

[quote name='Shinobi's angel']ummmmmmmmmmm idk one at the time but CC could tell ya[/quote] [font=Trebuchet MS]First of all, it took a ridiculous amount of time to work out what you just said, Shinobi's angel. Please improve on your post quality; grammar, punctuation and real words aren't all that difficult to use. Secondly, if you don't know any bad or unfunny pickup lines (I'm assuming here that 'idk' is 'I don't know'...?), then why are you even posting in this thread?[/font]

[cecelia rose]

[COLOR=Green]Although my past boyfriends knew me well enough NOT to use a pickup line on me, I have gotten a few from random guys:

[B]You're so cute you make Hello Kitty look like Quasi-moto.[/B]yea, that was weird...
[B]Hey, my name's Romeo. Wanna be my Juliet?[/B]I got this one from a guy from school, ironic eought he WAS romeo in our school "play" (which was just a bunch of depressed teens reading lines w/o emotion, lol), and i WAS juliet...lol

i found a site where i think most guys get their pick-up lines, its [/COLOR][URL=http://www.pickuphelp.com/]-Here-[/URL]

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]Interesting, most interesting.

Given the ever persistent "sexah" gene present in each and every Gavin, well those uber-sexy beasts here on Otakuboards anyway, the use of pick-up or chat-up lines is not something I've had to rely on. Just kidding, most of the time I've found the simple "[i]Can I buy you a drink ?[/i]" works wonders when used at the right time. When not in a pub, club or other establishment, saying just simple and genuine, emphasis on [B]genuine[/B] things about her appearance tend to also work very well. That said, lines like this do not work, and should never be said in anything other than jest.

"[B]Those pants look great, are they built for two ?[/B]"

"[b]I think I just dropped my number back there, can I have yours ?[/b]"

"[b]So how many other angels don't have wings ?[/b]"

"[b]Call me a doctor, I think my heart's just stopped.[/b]"

Very, very, very bad lines that should never be used in anything other than an attempt to look foolish.[/SIZE]

[Tri-my-Gun]

This one is from Night of the Roxbury or Roxberry forgot, but you look at the tag on the shirt of the girl and say"Just as I thought made in heaven.'

Another one, "I heard they changed the alphabet and put U and I together."

[ChibiHorsewoman]

[color=darkviolet]I have some more weird pick up lines and as always they have stories:

[b]I'm not a virgin,[/b]- When my friend, Iris and I worked at this one job there was this guy Dave (who still works there, and I hang out with) who liked (likes) me. He doesn't really talk much so Iris thought he was a virgin.

I got let go from that job last week and then Tuesday night Dave and I were driving around in his truck and I decided to ask for the sake of conversation. He told me he wasn't and made this strange face. I didn't find out if it was true that night though. Because I'm a good girl.

This guy is the same one who said that if I was working over in his area he could come over and bother me more. My divorce is almost final and I've talked to him and hung out with him a few times. Sounds like it's time for me to start a new thread.

[b]Hey my home boy over here likes you[/b]- Said by some random guy at my new job

[b]I've been a bad boy, can I go to your room?

I lost directions to my house, can I come home with you?[/b]- I want to try that one sometime.
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[Osaka]

I said this to my boyfriend one day.

" I love you like a fat kid love's cake you know my style, I'll say anything to make you smile."

Yeah i got that off of 50 cents 21 questions :animesmil

and helping my mom in the garden.

my mom- what's the best way of getting ride of weeds?

me- smoke it!!!!
but i dont do it by the way ;)

"you know you look so good someone ought to put you on a plate and sock you up with a biscuit."

"OMG look at how he's looking at you!! he looks like he wants to hit you with a sack full of nicleks and I dont mean that in a sexy way." I said that when this guy asked for my friend name and she said the name of our school

[Gen. Andronicus]

Do you carry a tazer in you pants? 'Casue that butt is stunning!

You parents must be retarded, because baby, your special.

Do you use windex on your pants? 'Cause I can see my self in them.

That shirt is very becomming on you. If I were on you I'd be cumming to.

And that's all she wrote!

[SilentSecurity]

I've tried this before and got slapped.

Those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my floor.

~Rod~

[hikarunogo98]

Yahoo! Pickup lines!

Your *** must be jelly, cause jam dont shake like that!

Or...

You have a beutiful jacket, but I think it would look even better on my bedroom floor!

These are the only ones I could think of today.

Wait I thought of a few that left a big red mark on my face!

Lets rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together!
The night is long, and I wont let you sleep tonight!(That was from Fruits Basket)
I could've sworn I saw your picture when I looked up the word sexy!
We go together like Sugar and Spice, of course you can be the Sugar and I'll be the Spice!

I'm never going to get a girlfriend at this rate, am I? :animeswea

[sakura18]

....i hate this one...whenever i hear it..it makes me wince...

"[I]hey....is your father a thief? Because i think he stole the stars and put them in your eyes[/I]"

*winces* it's even hard for me to type it.