ChibiHorsewoman Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 [color=darkviolet]I saw the thread about lamest and funniest pick up lines so I decided to start a thread about lines to let someone down easily when you break up with them or just say you don't want to date them. You know when no isn't enough? Here are a few of mine: [b]I have to break up with you. My dog is feeling neglected and your breath smells like Altoids in reverse.[/b]- I used that on my ex boyfriend that I had before those 5 years with Lincoln.... Don't get me started. [b]Sorry, I'm not currently taking applications for that position[/b]- I used a line simular to that my second day of work. [b]My doctor said I had to lose weight. How about never? Does never work for you? I don't do married men My ADD just kicked in and I realized I'm not interested in you anymore[/b]- I have never used these, and I made the last one up myself, but if the opportunity presents itsself-look out world. Yes I know they were random and not grouped, but I thought they were funny-so any lines anyone would like to share?[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Broken Law Posted July 10, 2005 Share Posted July 10, 2005 You have to be quick and smart about it. Call them up and say, "I dont' like the way this relationship is going." And then after hearing them cry for a minute or so, hang up. Oh, and don't forget to laugh. Laughing is very important. I think it's good to leave a relationship on a good note. Could you also explain "My doctor said I had to lose weight." I don't understand what that's about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarasgirl90 Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 Ahhh, my first break up. I used the classic line. "I think we should just be friends." *shudders* I told my friends and they uproared. "NOOOOO YOU DIDN'T!!! HOW COULD YOU!? OH MY GOOODD!!! *much groaning from them* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 I can't even remember what I said in my first break-up.. It was more like a "look"... I think I gave her a disgusted look, and that was it. Another time, "I don't reckon we should be together no more". Exactly that. Also, after my girlfriend of 8 months decides to tell me she's cheating on me and I find out she's been doing drugs behind my back, and I realise she's wasting my time, I reply; "Good. Go **** yourself, 'cos we're through", all in the space of 'bout 2 seconds. I was [i]so[/i] happy. Simple, easy, I wasn't even wasting my [i]breath[/i] on her. :wigout: They're the best let-down lines, quick and easy. ;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gaarasgirl90 Posted July 11, 2005 Share Posted July 11, 2005 [quote name='Broken Law']Could you also explain "My doctor said I had to lose weight." I don't understand what that's about.[/quote] The sarcasm there meaning that the BOYFRIEND is the "weight". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfpirate Posted July 12, 2005 Share Posted July 12, 2005 [b][font=Comic Sans MS]Hmmm... for saying no to someone, I was once told " I dream about being with you all the time..." and I flatly responded "Keep dreaming." Good thing he has a sense of humor, cuz he's my best friend. lol For breaking up...let's see... I told one guy that I wanted to start seeing other women, cuz his boobs weren't adequate... and once, when I caught my bf cheating, I just laughed at him, called him a retard (but with a few funny explitives thrown in) and walked out, laughing hysterically. I told one of my girlfriends that I had to break up with her because I had "just found out she was a lesbian". (That one didn't go over very well...but it kept her from calling):animesigh Breaking up is no fun, so I try to make it interesting. *scratches head* Hm. I think I'm an ***hole when it comes to that sort of thing... [/font][/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vegeta rocker Posted July 13, 2005 Share Posted July 13, 2005 I think one of the best ones would be to tell the person what a rotten and hateful person they are. Hey, if you're breaking up with them it's probably true.... You should say you have lost sleep just thinking about the fact that you are dating... meh, i guess that is too mean? lol well the worst one i heard was.... I love you, but im not in love with you... foget that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SamuraiHaruko Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 [FONT=Comic Sans MS]Never tell a guy...." I like you as a friend...so let's just be friends." guys do not want to eat dat! lol it's best if you just say ' It's not you it's me." or refer to yourself in some matter that won't hurt the other person lol[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doukeshi Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 [SIZE=1]I'm terrible at breaking up with people. I think I get more upset than the person I'm breaking up with. It ends up just being one big goopy mess thats best avoided ^_~.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IceRose Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Well I really barely have any experience on breaking up with someone but I did break up with a guy once. I told him that "We are way too busy with our usual schedule to trouble our lives much more, you have stuff to deal with and so do I so its better if we just split up" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DuoMaxwell2o6 Posted July 14, 2005 Share Posted July 14, 2005 Here are some ways to reject someone trying to date you: He: So, baby, your place or mine? She: Both. You'll go to your place and I'll go to mine! "Is this seat empty?" "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." "I know how to please a woman." "Then please leave me alone." Ways for guys to answer back if they get rejected: If you are looking at a girl and she says "What are you looking at?" say "I thought you were good looking, but I was mistaken." He: Would you like to dance? She: Not with you. He: Oh, come on. Lower your standards a little, I just did. He: Do you wanna dance? She: Yeah but not with you! He: You must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants! Yeah, I know those were a little mean. But pretty funny. If you wanna read more go to: [url]http://www.goodquotes.com/pickuplines.htm[/url] hahahaha..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfpirate Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 [font=Comic Sans MS][b]Saying no to a guy...and I do believe this is my favorite: "I've already got one ***hole in my pants--I don't need another"... :p [/b][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shinobi's angel Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]im trying to break up w/ somone but i dont got the heart too hurt somone else :animecry: [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elfpirate Posted July 16, 2005 Share Posted July 16, 2005 [quote name='Shinobi's angel][color=DarkSlateBlue']im trying to break up w/ somone but i dont got the heart too hurt somone else :animecry: [/color][/quote] Just think of the funniest way possible to break up with them, and maybe they'll be laughing too hard to be hurt very badly. Or, you could realise that your breaking up with them isn't going to destroy them in the first place, and then you won't feel so badly about doing it. You've got plenty of possible ways to do it listed in this thread, Sa, which...is what this thread was supposed to be about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
poo62.2 Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 I once said to a girl that kept constantly bugging me to go out with her for godknows how long " For gods sake i will if you shave! You've got more of a teenage moustache than me!"......oooh i can still feel the fresh sting of that slap.... :animenose Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted July 17, 2005 Share Posted July 17, 2005 [SIZE=1]Interesting, most interesting. Hmm well seeing as how I've had more than a few opportunities to end relationships I have a few of them, however I've also had a few good ones tossed at me. "[I]This two week relationship we've had has been so memorable I'd just like to say this: It's over and that number I gave you is a fake.[/I]" [B]Used by:[/B] Myself on holiday in Turkey about 2 years ago. "[i]When I'm not with you it feels like a part of me has gone missing, that part most likely being my wallet[/i]" [b]Used by:[/b] Myself after dating a shopaholic about 5 years ago, I swear material girls are a right pain in the backside... and the wallet obviously. "[i]Time with you has made me appreciate the value of being single."[/i] [b]Used by:[/b] Myself on a particularly leachy girlfriend who just had to be around me all the time. "[i]It's funny, before you I thought that all men were morons who were interested in only one thing, since I've been with you I realise that I was completely right[/i]" [b]Used by:[/b] An ex-girlfriend, the fact that she cheated on me twice and I still took her back does make me a moron. "[i]Love, like wine takes a few years to ferment, staying with you makes a can of beer all the more enjoyable.[/i]" [b]Used by:[/b] Myself, one made up on the spur of the moment a few months ago, but seeming a little better now I've had time to enjoy it's wisdom. Well those are the one's that hit me at the moment, but have a certain Gavin magic to them.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Erriku Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 Im not even gonna start naming things! LOL :rotflmao: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted July 20, 2005 Author Share Posted July 20, 2005 [color=darkviolet]How about the old stand byes? [b]I'm too good for you.[/b]- Hey I was being honest and everyone always likes honesty. So what if it's not very nice? [b]I'm married![/b]- Not true any more, but you have to give me some credit [b]I'm a lesbian.[/b]- Don't use that, the guy will want to watch. [b]I'm a nun[/b]- No clue how that got there [b]I'm just looking for a sub right now.[/b]- Again be careful using this. I have no more. [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raiyuu Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 [quote name='Erriku']Im not even gonna start naming things! LOL :rotflmao:[/quote] [font=Trebuchet MS]Then don't post in this thread. Sorry to be brusque, Erriku, but that's about as spammy as it gets. If you don't want to post in the thread, that's [b]fine. [/b]It's [b]your prerogative. [/b]But there's no need to waste your time on posting to tell us that you don't want to post.[/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
amibasuki Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 [font=Arial][/font][font=Arial][size=2]the best way to break up with someone (assuming the person wasn't a jerk) is to just tell it like it is... tactfully. the more you say to try to make them feel better about you dumping them ("I still like you though," "We can be friends, right? *classic*," "You're such a great person, I'm sure you won't have trouble finding someone else"), the more rotten they're probably going to feel, because that's [i]not what they want to hear at the moment[/i]. keep in mind that doesn't necessarily mean to forego telling them [i]why[/i] you're breaking up with him/her in the first place, heh.[/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2][/size][/font] [font=Arial][size=2]and if the dumpee did something to bring it on themselves (such as cheating or just being an all around jerk), then say whatever you want. :animesmil [/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted July 20, 2005 Share Posted July 20, 2005 [QUOTE=ChibiHorsewoman][color=darkviolet]How about the old stand byes? [b]I'm a lesbian.[/b]- Don't use that, the guy will want to watch. [/color][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]Indeed, far too many young men are under the mistaken belief that lesbians are only around to indulge them in some kind of personal fantasy. That said I have a friend who once made the boast that any woman who he'd been with would have to turn gay, as no other man would possibly be able to satisfy her. [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ChibiHorsewoman Posted July 26, 2005 Author Share Posted July 26, 2005 [color=darkviolet]I need to post more often. Here are some more: [b]You know what? I just decided that I don't want to be with a chronically depressed pot smoker who has such a funny 'O' face I have to close my eyes or I'll laugh and wet myself.[/b]- I've never used this one before because I just made it up. I have an idea of who to use it on if I ever have to. And if you don't know what an O face is, you're too young and you don't need to know. [b]You're right, you [i]are[/i] an [spoiler]a.s.s.[/spoiler] hole, sorry I tried to convince you otherwise.[/b] That one is just begging to be used- in shaving cream (because it's too much work to spell out in balogna) on someone's teal 97 Ford pick up. I'd take the time to spell it out in lunch meat on my ex's 2000 vitara though. [b]I'm just not ready for a relationship right now.[/b]- Been there done that [b]I'm too (old, young, tired, busy impotent ect ect ect) for a relationship right now.[/b]- just don't tell a single mom with a full time job you're too busy. I'm half tempted to show a guy I know what busy is. Actually don't use impotent either. Eww....[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havokio Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 [COLOR=Indigo]I just said, "I'm done with you", then walked off without care. This is after I'd seen her tradin DNA with some random guy. [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DaSilva Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 It's not you, It's me...Nevermind It's you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Young Cheezy Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 once i said something really good: l8rz girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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