Anime Butcher an anime! *spoilers*

[Bloodseeker]

Pretend you're in a board meeting for 4kids trying to figure out a way to "Americanize" your favorite (or not so favorite) anime and make it "appropriate" for small children!

Obviously there's going to be spoilers, so just be sure to mark what anime you're butchering before you start hacking away at it!

Neon Genesis Evangelion:

-opening is replaced by a rap video that wouldn't be out of place on Pokemon
-Asuka Langley-Sohryu's name changed to Kate Rose
-Shinji Ikari's name changed to Bob White
-Rei Ayanami's name changed to Raymond Applebee
-"angels" changed to "guardians"
-Tokyo 3's name changed to Elevator City because it goes up and down
-yellow smoke during second impact changed to baby blue because dark yellow is an unhappy color
-scenes explaining Asu- er, Kate's past cut because they touch on potentially sensetive subjects
-scenes explaining Raymond's past cut due to obscurity
-scenes explaining what Evas really are cut due to obscurity
-scenes with Bob's spirit in the entry plug following the battle with the sphere/shadow guaridan cut due to obscurity
-scenes showing that Toji, no wait, Tony got his arm cut off removed
-all guardians bleed green

Your turn!

[Lord Dante]

Akira:-

Tetsuo's name changed to Bill Patriotism.

Kineda's name changed to Bob Freeman.

Kineda's girlfriend's name changed to Marzipan.

change Akira's name to appleguy

Replace the run-down future city of tokyo with philladelphia.

replace the souped-up rip-roaring superbikes with little pushbikes with tassles on the handlebars.

remove the sscene where tetsuo changes to a writhing pile of biomass - replace it to one where he blows up like a piniata, spilling out candy.



sounds about right for a 4kids production!!

[Hayama]

Fullmetal Alchemist SPOILERS!!!!!!!!!
BTW, I love this idea! And they totally WOULD do that to Eva.

1- Chop and mix the episodes so that they go perfectly in chronological order. None of this present to past to present stuff. We wouldn't want to confuse children by making them figure something like that out.

2- all blood... GONE! There will be no bleeding of any sort!

3- Ed and Al didn't perform forbidden alchemy, someone messed them up, not themselves. Find a bad guy, QUICK! Oh, we'll say that Envy did it. He looks like the evil sort.

4- no more talk about "Ishbalans" and their red eyes. That's racist agaist an imaginary race! Infact... edit out ANYTHING about the Ishbalan war. It's too confusing for kids and war will make them sad. Scar is just by himself and has no motive whatsoever to kill state alchemists.

5- Figure out a way so that no one ever says "God". Scar for sure can't say it because he's a bad guy! It could offend someone.

6- The whole thing with Mina getting turned into a chimera? Axe it! It's way to disturbing and violent. Just say that she got sent to live with her mom... Infact, no chimeras at all. Some of them are scary looking! We wouldn't want to scare little kids.

7- (BIG SPOILER!!!!!) [spoiler]Huges never died. Don't show his death. Don't show his funeral. Don't show his family crying. Death is BAD! Say he got 'transfered'. Yeah, that's it! Transfered...[/spoiler]

The one good thing about this show? We don't need to change the names. Ed and Al and Roy and Mina are all Englishy names.

[Guest juzzam]

1.show credits.....

end of film, and probably the best editing theyve done.