BabyGirl Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by SSJ2 Gohu [/i] [B]I got a dirty joke. I don't know if it is factual or not, as I am a virgin. Whoops!:whoops: I prolly shouldn't have said that, it gave it away, kinda.... Why did the little girl put a fish in her pocket? [/B][/QUOTE] [color=deeppink]Ugh, that one is a bit offensive...[i]please[/i] keep dirty jokes and a minimum.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gee-enki Dama Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by ssj chic [/i] [B] 1. romeo and juliet were fish and the bowl broke 2. e stood on a block of ice ad waited til it melted 3.i duno the 1rst 2 were easy... [/B][/QUOTE] Unbrella, very good :) Yup, Romeo and Juliet were fish, and in the storm, the window blew open and knocked them over. And yes, the man stood on a giant ice cube. Noboy got the last one yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stormbringer Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 The magician one: The glass was either filled with air, or the liquid in the glass was frozen. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mornigndew Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 'A man is found hung from a rafter in an 11ft room with a pudlle of [b]K,...my riddle: [color=red]There is a bridge between two cities. In the centre of the bridge is a sleeping man. He is a light sleeper. Whenever anybody tries to pass him, he opens his eyes and sends them back the way they came.. You are barefooted (no vehicles, stupid) How do you get to the other city? [i]I think I made it too obvious there,...we'll have to see[/i][/color] Oh,...no clues about the trailer one..[/b] [/B][/QUOTE] [color=blue] Go on the bridge, whenever the the man opens his eyes, turn around, so he think you're trying to cross, so he sends you to the other side. [/color] [color=green] Here is on There's a paper equilateral triangle (each side= 10cm) Get a siscor and cut it (maximum 4 cuts) Put it together into a square with the same area. [/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by BabyGirl [/i] [B] [color=deeppink]Ugh, that one is a bit offensive...[i]please[/i] keep dirty jokes and a minimum.[/color] [/B][/QUOTE] I deleted it. No intent to offend anyone but sorry that I did. Oh and babygirl you might want to edit your post so that they can't read my quote.:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeh Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 [i]Come on[/i] take more guesses about the trailor one. Gohu was wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conpiracymonki Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 [b]Lotus and Mornign Dew got my riddle right... well done *gives both of them a gold star* YAY! Still no idea on the trailer one..:laugh: :rolleyes: [/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeh Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 Want me to tell you guys the answer :excited: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
conpiracymonki Posted November 29, 2001 Share Posted November 29, 2001 [b]A not-so-giving clue, yes. The answer, no. Giving the answer'll just waste all this time I've spent thinking...[/b] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeh Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 This might sound a little crazy but it almost gives away the riddle The guy was a.... Midgit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoCactuar Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cloud [/i] [B]This might sound a little crazy but it almost gives away the riddle The guy was a.... Midgit. [/B][/QUOTE] Ok... That makes a lot of sense... Here is one: There is a man looking for his friend, he walks into a town and in this town there is a line down the middle. On one side of the line lives the 'Truth tellers' on the other side lives the 'Liars'. The man has to find his friend who lives on the 'Truth tellers' side, but in the daytime the people are all mixed up, they are on either side. He can ask one person, one question to find out what the Truth telling side is. But he must find his friend before nightfall. What question does he ask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Don't ask me, I have no idea what any of these jokes are! ^^ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoCactuar Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Squashed Snail [/i] [B]Don't ask me, I have no idea what any of these jokes are! ^^ [/B][/QUOTE] Joke?... They are riddles dude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kuja Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 [SIZE=3][FONT=century gothic][COLOR=crimson]it twas a stormy night when romeo and juliet died... romeo poisined himself and juliet stabbed herself (or blew her brains out in the movie :))[/COLOR][/FONT][/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NeoCactuar [/i] [B] Joke?... They are riddles dude. [/B][/QUOTE] yeah........yeah......, i know, but what's the difference.......... What the hell is that damn answer??!!! I have no clue, and I'm bustin' my brains out trying to figure it out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoCactuar Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Squashed Snail [/i] [B] yeah........yeah......, i know, but what's the difference.......... What the hell is that damn answer??!!! I have no clue, and I'm bustin' my brains out trying to figure it out! [/B][/QUOTE] For my riddle? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NeoCactuar [/i] [B] For my riddle? [/B][/QUOTE] YES FOR YOUR DAMN RIDDLE!!!!!! .................*checks if brain hasn't busted yet* ...err, sorry mate........for that........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoCactuar Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Lol, it's a good one, aye? well im sure someone will come on later and figure it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zeh Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 No one can guess my riddle! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Cloud [/i] [B]This might sound a little crazy but it almost gives away the riddle The guy was a.... Midgit. [/B][/QUOTE] Did he hit his head on something? Wait he would have to be tall for that...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoCactuar Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 Mwahahahahhahaha... You will never guess my riddle... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 [FONT=century gothic]Uh....Okay, the guy is a famous midgit, and he works at a circus. The piece of wood is...a walking stick, or something. Someone's shortened it, so he thinks that he's grown. hHe commits suicide because he think that he's no longer the shortest guy in the world... Or something?[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Axel--Ignition Posted November 30, 2001 Share Posted November 30, 2001 I dont get it either, Cloud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fall Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by NeoCactuar [/i] [B]Mwahahahahhahaha... You will never guess my riddle... [/B][/QUOTE] That seems like my future at the moment. ......AHHHHH!! My brain is going to bust.......... *starts holding head* ....plase, please tell me??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NeoCactuar Posted December 1, 2001 Share Posted December 1, 2001 [QUOTE][i]Originally posted by Squashed Snail [/i] [B] That seems like my future at the moment. ......AHHHHH!! My brain is going to bust.......... *starts holding head* ....plase, please tell me??? [/B][/QUOTE] Never! I can't tell you the awnser, it's a riddle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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