Writing for the following problems, solve for f(x) [E]

[Mitch]

[center]for the equation
(f)x= i²(life)
if x does not equal [(s)cents + |sense|]
then x = $
(that smell of corruption)[/center]

i² = - 1 in math terms.

read it as follows:

for the equation
f at x equals i squared life
if x does not equal scents plus the absolute value of sense
then x equals dollars
(that smell of corruption)

[Lady Asphyxia]

[font=Arial][size=2]I like it, Mitch. I think using the mathematics terms was a really clever way to do things -- especially the use of the absolute value. I could see it in word/print, where you've probably replaced 'does not equal' with the does not equal sign, and I particularly like the ending, just for it's strong poetical standing.

I think this is a really original way to do things, Mitch. I'm impressed.
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