Anime Funny Lines

[DY YuGiOhNut]

[COLOR=Navy]What are some of the funniest lines from the animes you have watched? for me, there are too many too count! :animeswea

that may be the same for you too. ;)
everyone need a good laugh right! [/COLOR]

[Riku]

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Navy]There are too many for me to count with both my hands and feet[/COLOR]!![/FONT] :animesmil

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Navy]Well, I would have to say that a couple of my favorites are from the FMA manga and anime. FMA is one of the most funniest things ever!!!

"Colonel.. you know you are useless in the rain.." -Riza

"Look, Elicia, your big brother Ed is here!!" -Huges

"Welcome to the brig..." -Al

and, of course, "Where'd you go Ed?? Oh! There you are!! I didn't see you under all my paperwork!!" Ed quoting Mustang

But, my favorite of all time, "Can I eat him??" -Gluttony[/COLOR][/FONT]

:animesmil :animesmil :animesmil :animesmil

[Tatsubei Yagyu]

[COLOR=Navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]I think one of the funniest is in Naruto...

Tazuna: What's this? They're all a bunch off brats. Especially the shortest one with the shortest one with the super stupid-looking face. Are you really a ninja?

Naruto: Ha ha...who's he talking about? Who's the shortest one with a stupid looking-

Sasuke & Sakura: (Looks down at him)

Naruto: [B]I'LL KILL YOU!!!
[/B]
Ahhh...happiness... :rolleyes: [/FONT][/COLOR]

[CrazyGirl101]

[QUOTE=DY YuGiOhNut][COLOR=Navy]What are some of the funniest lines from the animes you have watched? for me, there are too many too count! :animeswea

that may be the same for you too. ;)
everyone need a good laugh right! [/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[COLOR=Purple]Well some funny ones from FMA are in my sig, but there are too many for me to count[/COLOR]

[Guest >x<ino]

mine is Can Can Bunny Extra:D
i don't find H-anime or any anime related funny, because they are stupid
when they make a joke, they fall down....which kills it:D

[Kuroshin13]

::deep in thought:: Oh, there really are to many even if I [I]could[/I] remember them all. Hm...There are quotes I like in a bunch of different series.

Kakashi Sensei when Naruto got poisoned by the village of the mist guys..."Naruto. That was...really cool how you took the poison out and all...but if you loose any more blood, you are going to die. ::moment later after no reaction:: ^.^ It'd be a good idea to stop the bleeding now."

Yusuke Urameshi (yyh)..."Yusuke Urameshi, age 14. Survived by his mom and everybody. After going through this big ordeal to get his life back, Yusuke had a brief second chance until he was EATEN BY A FISH! That's right! No heroic death! No fighting evil villains! FISH FOOD!"

Sometimes it's the little background things behind what they are saying too that just get you to laugh.

[Gaara kun]

hahaha yes there is a lot of funny stuff out there...

[B]Rurouni Kenshin[/B]
"I like my umbrella." Kenshin Himura

[B]Fullmetal Alchemist[/B]
Winry:"Drink your milk!"
Ed:"I don't like that nasty stuff."
Winry: gets angry :mad: "DRINK THIS MILK NOW ED OR YOU'LL NEVER GROW!!"

"When I become fuhrer... there will be changes! All female officers..." (starts posing) "...will be required to wear - really tiny miniskirts!" Roy Mustang

[B]Dragonball Z [/B]
"Alright, I'll jump, but if I crash and die I'll be very upset!"

"I'm the strongest coffee candy in the world!!" - Vegetto

[B]Neon Genesis Evangelion[/B]
"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" Asuka

[B]Yu Yu Hakusho[/B]
Hiei: "You talk, you die."
Botan: "Oh, that doesn't help that I'm a blabbermouth and he's a telepath!"

"I know as much of video games as I do of puppy dogs and hugs and care for them even less. Wake me for the end of the world." Hiei

"This wind comming in feels like home, it's comforting and it soothes me. It tastes of blood and rotting flesh." Hiei (I don't know why that's funny, it just is..)

"I'm surrounded by idiots, but they mean well." Hiei

Hiei: *Watching Kuwabara run from Byakko's tigers* Do you think he knows it's a circle?

[B]Naruto[/B]
Lee:"Sensei!"
Gai:"Lee!"
Lee:"Sensei!"
Gai:"Lee!"
*hugs and sunset/waves in background*

naruto: " SEXY NO JUTSU!!!""
( transforms and everyone gets a nosebleed)
Iruka: " WHAT WAS THAT!?!? THAT WASN'T FUNNY!!"

Haku: "By the way, I'm a boy."

Gai: "Dynamic entry!!!" -kicks Jiraiya-

Jiraiya: "Die! Just Die! You have no talent at all!!"


[B]Yugioh[/B]
Joey: "I had this dream that Bakura went totally mental and we were trapped in our favorite cards."
Bakura:"Sleep well, guys?"
Joey and Tristan: "BAKURA!!" (they leap into each others arms, but then realizing they are holding each other)
Tristan: "What are you doing?"
Joey:"You grabbed me."

[wayofthreversed]

"I don't like being shot. It scares me." ~Monkey D. Luffy, ONe Piece
?I have a separate stomach for cake and ice?cream.?~Millie Thompson,TRIGUN
There are a lot more but I can not think of any.