Symbiotic God-Frog

[Adahn]

[font=Trebuchet MS]Welcome to my thought process. This first part will read a little like a story.

So, there I was, sitting in one of the computer labs on campus. I had some free time before class, so naturally I was looking at potentially entertaining sites. It was Friday, so I religiously checked SA and eBaum's to see if there were any funny updates. They were okay for a while, but I eventually got bored. Crossing my fingers, I checked Maddox, but there was nothing new. Being a college student, I went to collegehumor in search of jokes. I read a lot of jokes, including one about an engineering student and a frog. Basically, the frog said it would turn into a beautiful woman for a week if the student kissed it, but the student said he didn't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog was cool, so he kept it in his pocket.

Today at work, I was running a machine. After a while, it gets rather mindless and automatic, so my mind started to wander. For some reason, the frog joke surfaced. I imagined I'd found a talking frog, except instead of turning into a beautiful woman, it would turn into whatever I wanted it to be. Needless to say, a fair amount of time went by while I explored my options. I settled on a strange idea. I wanted it to turn into a symbiote. I wanted to be able to talk to it in my head, and I wanted it to increase all my abilities, giving me a companion and making me a better person.

I had decided that this was what I wanted, but then a strange idea came to me. What I wanted sounded a lot like a relationship with God. Someone who would be a part of me, who I could talk to, and who would make me a better person. It made more sense the more I explored it. I'm not going to pull out a big, dusty bible and try to find evidence for it, but I will say a few things.

God as a symbiote.

The Bible refers to the human body as a 'temple' where God resides. The whole concept of accepting God/Jesus involves 'taking him into yourself'.

Supernaturality is not required to explain symbiotes. If God is indeed an intelligent symbiote, then it would be difficult to identify Him against His will, scientifically.

There you have it, the relationship between man and God could be described as symbiotic. Feel free to either discuss this, or if you find it uninteresting/too offensive, then I will take the edge off of it for you.

If you came upon a talking frog that said it would become whatever you desired it to be if you kissed it, what would you have it be? I will limit your choices in one way. Whatever it is to become, it must have its own unique consciousness. Everything else is up to your imagination. Enjoy.
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[Afire]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=Red]I think I would want the frog to become a teleporter. Since the frog would have it's own consciousness; it would probably make me kiss it alot to get it to send me where I wanted to go. I would kiss that frog more than once out of pure joy if it would send me to Adahn...even though I know he would get jealous.[/COLOR][/FONT]