Writing Comedy Force...S.H.E.A.N, a perfect comedy thread. [PG]

[Nomura]

Chapter 1
Three best friends, Hunter Mann, Austin Booker, and Emmanuel Garay, have had many strange events happen. But something absolutely freaky happened on?the 19th?no? uh?Sometime last year. Now, what is this year?

Hunter is an aspiring manga artist. (Manga is the proper name of black and white comics from Japan.) Anyway, he loved to draw! He drew day and night. But since he drew all the time, he also ran out of paper all the time.

?Hey mom, I?m going to get some paper and drop by Austin?s house.? He said as he walked out the door. ?Be home by seven,? said Mrs. Mann. ?Okay Mom,? Hunter replied. He began to walk to the market (while humming ?Macho man?, except he kept on saying nacho instead of macho).

While at the market, he noticed a poster for an interesting colored pencil set. ?Reality Sketch. Make your drawings seem real...?. He checked his pocket for six dollars. ?Yes! Just enough for that set.? So he bought a sketch pad and the colored pencils.

When he got to Austin?s, Emmanuel was there too. Hunter, Austin, and Emmanuel sat down and played video games for an hour. I bet you want a description of the three boys. Hunter, Austin and Emmanuel are all in the fifth grade. Hunter has long spiky blonde hair, brown eyes and a taste for all art. Austin has really long brown hair and brown eyes. If you ever see a kid that has over ten Yu-gi-oh shirts, that?s him all right. Emmanuel has short black hair, black boots, cargo pants, and has brown eyes.

Hunter was winning against the other boys. His virtual soldier would always hide and wait until the others would walk by him. Then he would sneak attack them. Over and over he killed them, like déjà vu. Over and over he killed them, like déjà vu. Well, they got bored of the constant deaths (and déjà vu), and insisted that Hunter draw some manga (So they could sell it on e-Bay).

Chapter 2
This is where the trouble begins. Hunter drew four great super heroes and a funny little comic strip. The first hero he drew was Hunta-san, the Japanese ninja master. The Austinator was the second. He had a full artillery of weapons, and an appetite for pizza. There was E- man, the amigo from Mexico with his crazy sombrero that masks his face. You?ll soon come to find out about the fourth hero in chapter four.

The bad thing is that poster wasn?t lying about the pencils making art seem real. ?Tight, dude. I like my sombrero you drew,? commented Emmanuel. ?I don?t think those pencils were worth six bucks. I?ve been staring at the pictures and I don?t see where it seems real. Just looks like a regular comic drawing!? exclaimed Austin.

Hunter looked down at his watch. ?Oh crap! I?ve got to get home by seven! It?s 6:58!? He stormed out of the house. It seemed to him that he was running way faster than he had ever before. He looked down to find that he couldn?t keep track of his feet. They were blurs to him. He was moving faster than a sports vehicle. He was moving like a ninja. Well... In all the blurs, he didn?t see a car approaching. Bam! The car flew really high in the air. Hunter (who is now Hunta-son) didn?t have scratch on him. Then he heard a loud crash. ?My leg!?, ?Vooda Kano Seakopa!!!(Our space ship!)?, and ?Please exit the plane to your left,? could be heard behind him.

Hunter figured out that those pencils could make art real after everything he drew, magically appeared. Hunter worried that the other thing he drew would come to life. Oh, did I mention the little comic strip? It was about the three heroes fighting an evil princess that clones herself. But the experiment goes wrong, and the only thing cloned is her ugly blonde hair and evil, stupid mind. The princess?s name was Mistress Wardlaw.



Chapter 3
The next day, Hunter noticed that he had a ninja uniform on. He had a black belt, head band, and the boots made for stealth on when he woke up. At school, Austin had a utility belt full of weapons that he had to hide in his back pack. Emmanuel had a sombrero that wouldn?t come off his head. ?Do you know how hard it is to sleep on this sombrero?? exclaimed E-man to Hunta-son. Though it was a big magical change, the three thought that maybe, being super heroes might be fun.

So, Hunta-son drew more things for the super hero job. He drew a handy weapon for the three, called the food launcher. The only problem was that, he didn?t know what kind of food to launch at enemies. He also drew the E- mobile and the Austa-jet.

Meanwhile... In Mistress Wardlaw?s evil lair, the evil princess plans her next evil plot for an evil kidnapping, so she can rule the world with her evil minions...which is evil! ?I must get those fools! Especially that creepy one who had the guts to draw me!? she screamed at her evil minions. ?Boss, why are you screaming at us about it?? said her minion. ?Because I want you to dress up as a cop, fool Hunta-san, and bring him here!? shouted the evil princess, telling her evil plot to her mildly evil minion to do an evil deed so she can rule the world with her evil minions...which is evil!

An hour later at the S.H.E.A.N (Super Hunta-san, E-man, Austinator, and Narrator) base, the door bell rings. (I had to tell them that Super Heroes In Tights shouldn?t be the organization name before they had the idea for S.H.E.A.N.) Anyway, E-man opened the door to find a cop. ?I?m here to arrest Hunta-san,? said the cop. ?Let me guess... He beat an old lady with a stick for the last soda at the store again, didn?t he?? said E-man. ?We told him that old ladies have rights too, and that she would probably sue...hey, that rhymed!? exclaimed E-man.

Chapter 4
In which, Hunta-san is stupid enough to go back to the evil lair with the evil minion, so he can give him to the evil princess, who wants to evilly destroy S.H.E.A.N...which is evil! Hunta-san was being held captive at the evil lair...which is evil!

Hunta-san woke up from a blow to the back of his head. A blinding white light was shining in front of him. Is this heaven, he thought. Then he noticed he was on a slab naked, being examined. ?Hey! Give me back my clothes!? He exclaimed. The scientist examining him gave him his clothes, and ordered a minion to put him in a prison cell.

?...Then the rash eventually went away. My butt still itches a little though.? Hunta-san said as he and one of the evil minions were having a long conversation. I think they?re still having that conversation. 2 hours later... They?re still in conversation. 7 days later... ?I know, man, I got one just like her at my house. You know women, they won?t shut up about the house, and how messy it is. I mean, who really cares if there?s a pizza box stuck up under our bed?? exclaimed the evil minion.

Finally, they stopped talking like babbling idiots and tried figuring a way for Hunta-san to escape his prison cell. ?Will you try just asking me to open the door for you?? asked the evil minion. ?Nah, it?s too easy. Where?s the adrenaline and excitement?? replied Hunta-san. ?What about a bomb?? the evil minion asked. ?Now, that?s a great idea!? Hunta-san said with excitement.

So, Hunta-san grabbed a Ninja bomb from his pocket, and planted it on the cell wall. ?Hey, can you open the cell door, so I can hide behind something? I don?t want to get hit by big pieces of wall.?

?Sure.?

Hunta-san hid behind a wall. It didn?t explode. ?I?ll go see if we set it.? Said the gunman. He walked into the cell. BOOM! His arm flew over to Hunta-san?s feet. ?Cool! A back scratcher!?,shouted Hunta-san as he jumped in mid-air with excitement (Cheesey Anime style). Then he ran into a big hall way right outside the big hole in the cell wall.

Meanwhile... the Austinator worries about Hunta-son...?Huh-huh-nnn-huhn-hhuh-huh...? Sorry about that. I?m watching Beavis and Butt-head at the moment. Any way, E-man and the Austinator go looking for Hunta-san. They didn?t find him in his room. Neither did they find him in the base, the police station, Victoria?s secret, or the senior citizen building.

A:?Hunta-san, where the heck are you??

H:?Some crazy lady captured me I think.?

A:?Oh.?

H:?Hey E-man, how are we talking??

A:?This is Austinator! Don?t you know the sound of your own cousin?s thoughts??

H:?Oh, so we can speak to each other telepathically.?

A:?I guess so, Hunta-san.?

H:?Wow, this is weird. What am I thinking of right now??

A:?Cheese.?

H:?How about now??

A:?There?s a evil minion with a gun in front of you.?

H: ?How?d you know that??

A:?You won?t stop sweating and screaming.?

H:?What am I thinking about now??

A:?Gross! You soiled yourself!?

H: ?Wow, You?re good.?

After having that telepathic conversation with the Austinator, Hunta-san embraced the fact that a gunman was in front of him.

?I?m going to kill y-hold on, I got a business call. Hello? I told you, we need to buy the rocket launchers!? Somewhere in a Tokyo warehouse, millions of Japanese people are trying to buy out all the rocket launchers at the black market. While talking on the phone, Hunta-san realized the gunman was a woman.

?Hey, I know you from the store I went to last year! That fancy market place! What was your name, again? Oh yeah, Sall!? Hunta-san said.

Somewhere in a Tokyo warehouse, millions of Japanese people are now trying to sell all there rocket launchers they just bought.

?Bye.? Hunta-san said. Somewhere in a Tokyo warehouse, millions of Japanese people are now buying back all the rocket launchers they just sold.



Chapter 5
On the road again, E-man and the Austinator flew in the Austa-jet to the evil Mistress Wardlaw?s lair. ________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________Hey kids, write here what you think they are saying in the blanks. ?What? you didn?t narrate the Joke I just told? You _____!!!!!! I hope you ________cause we?re _________ you little ______, and I hate you!!!!? Said E-man. See kids? That?s what happens when an adult doesn?t have his coffee. ?But, I thought that?s what happens when you?re on pot, because that?s what my dad says. But, I don?t believe him because I never see anyone act like that when they?re taking a bathroom break.? That?s why you?re on medication, little timmy. ?Shouldn?t my name be with a capital t?? I repeat, you are on medication. ?But,? Shut up!!! They?re at the lair!

?At the lair of the evil Riddler, Batman and Rob-? You?re narrating the wrong story, I?m the narrator of this story. ?Oh...well, bye then...? Anyway, Austinator and E-man were at the lair already. ?So this is the lair of You-Know-Who...? , Said E-man. ?How?d you know that?? Asked the Austinator. ?It?s in the script.? Replied E-man. ?Script? When?d they get those?? Austinator said. So the two preteen super heroes went further into the lair.

Meanwhile, Hunta-san ran further into the evil lair.



And that?s all I got so far. So? Whatcha think?Sorry, it's so sillly. I wrote it along time ago. Well...anyway...