Funny life experiences

[Sanoske_Interow]

basically I want to know anything funny that has happened to you.......uhhh currently I got nothin....so someone needs to start this thing......

[Starwind]

now this isn't funny because of the circumstances but rather because of the people involved, now with out further delay

I'm in the army reserve and have many other friends who are as well. Anyway, after hurricane katrina, a buddy of mine was out there helping out with the clean up. So he was out by a Circuit City or some other electronics store, but you get it right. Anyway, he's out front of this thing and this guy comes up to him and says "Hey I got a plasma screen TV here the other day..." which means he stole it "And now it doesn't work." Now my uddy stares at him for a second "Theres no power in the whole city." The guy just looks at him "Oh, thanks." and he walks away.

[Guest The Eighth Sin]

Oh, I got one.
When I was eleven (I looked a lot older) I was at the lake with my younger sister. We got hungry so we went to the food stand. The prices were really high. My sister went up and got something. The guy serving was going into college and was ugly. I went up and ordered twice the amount and he said "It's on me, just for you." Okay, I was eleven so I was a little freaked out. I just thanked him and got away from there. I probably wouldv'e forgotten about this except my sister won't let me.
I have another one too.
I was thirteen and was walking up the stairs with these two other girls. A senior was walking down the stairs and when he passed me he just dropped his head and stared down my shirt. It wasn't even a good shirt for looking down. I could've let that go but he backed up and did it a second time. I was like "Excuse me!" And he just walked away like it never happened.

[Stark]

Here's a little scenario that happens quite frequently in different forms:

I'm a seventeen year old going on twenty-one, apparently. That is reflected by the amount of times I am asked if I am part of my parents' order of a pitcher of beer. My little brother is ten, and rather small for his age. He's also a lot less street wise than some other ten year olds I've met in my life.

My little brother can be a pest, and one day he convinced me to allow him to join me in walking my dog to the local park. We had gotten a new neighbor at the time--a nice man with a kid around my brother's age. The two kids had played together before, and he just wanted to introduce himself.

"I see you around the neighborhood a lot," He said politely, "And I felt that I should introduce myself." He went on to introduce himself and saying that his child got along so well with my child...

That's when it happened.

"Excuse me," I interrupeted him in the middle of his sentence, "I'm not his mom; I'm his sister."

"Oh! I'm so sorry! It's just that you look older than that!"

"Yeah. Well, I'm seventeen, and it's unfortunate that I get that a lot." I smiled politely at the man, trying to hide my laughter, and went on to drag both brother and dog down the street to the park.

[Guest The Eighth Sin]

Ha, ha, I've got another one. It's a lot like that.
I was up in Canada with my hockey team. I was almost sixteen and the team was U14 so I was just watching. One of the Canadien parents comes over and asks what state my team was from. I told him and he goes over to his group and tells them he just spoke to one of the moms.
Oh, another time up in Canada I had someone in his forties trying to get me on a date. I told him I was sixteen. He turned really red and walked away.
Okay, I've got another one-two. I swear I'm done after this.
When I was little me, my cousin Val, and my sister were running around the neighborhood, screaming like banshees and diving under cars. My mom asked us what we were doing and we told her ET was sitting on the telephone pole and was shotting lasers out of his eyes. (None of us we scared of ET.)
Last one, promise. We I was little I had an imaginary multi colored koala bear with horns. My aunt was conviced I was the next Stephen King so just to scare her I'd kill the bear in her presence and act concerned. We were driving and she asked me how Jessica was doing. In one of those sad vioces I told her that she was dead by one thousand nettles to her eyes with her guts all over the car floor. She was so scared that it was funny.

[Shadow Blade]

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This may not seem really funny, and it also doesn't have anything to do with me except I just did what other older siblings do to their younger siblings, just so they would shut up. Apparently I did the exact thing to a cousin not my kid brother. My cousin when he was a little nerdy guy about 5 years old he was at the age where he believed that his T.V. and video games were best friends, thought that the moon was made of cheese, and that aliens were real, you know the really gullible type. Well at this early stage, he was chewing gum and drinking soda (he was really bossy as well as bratty) until he accidentally shallowed his gum. Being angry at the little booger I told him that the gum he just shallowed will stick to his liver and continue to pile up, that maggots and tapeworms were going to be born out of it. The little teeny-booper believed it, and I was enjoying his fear that I made more bizarre lies about his soda, telling him that the soda will turn into acid and when it comes into contact with his liver it will speed up the birth process of the maggots and tapeworms. Meaning he will have only 10 seconds to live before they eat him inside out. The Little kid was so scared, that I felt proud of myself.

Four years has passed from that time, meaning that he is now 9 yrs and I was 11 when I told that little lie. When we were hauling all the cousins back from the movies, My cousin accidently swallowed his gum. My cousin was quiet through out the entire trip back home, that I got kinda worried him and asked him if he wanted any soda. The kid looked at me in horror and said, "No! You really want me to died huh?"
I was like "What?"
He replied, "You want those maggots and tapeworms to eat me alive, huh?"
I stood and thought for a moment, then I started to crack up. My cousin stared at me as if I was crazy.
He was like, "What? Why are you laughing?"
I finally caught my breath and said,"Dude, you actually still believe that? I made that all up a long time ago. I can't believe you still believe in that crap!"

So it turns out my nerdy cousin actually believed my little gum and soda myth for 4 years. I tried it on my kid brother and got the same results, he still thinks that gum will stick to his liver, I wonder how long it's going to take my brother to realize that I lied. I'm betting 5 years.

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[Shi no Tenshi]

Ah yes, these sort of things seem to happen to me on a daily basis. Only the other day we were all dancing to random Chinese rap of which the lyrics consisted of 'I'm from China, and I'm gunna knife ya!' as well as 'I killed ten people with a frying pan!' It's funny when white people try to be black, but even funnier when Chinese guys try to be black.

Gotta love the texts we send Dan when he takes the day off uni. Things along the lines of 'You're not in cause you're gay. We all think you're gay. Especially Lil. Love, us. xxxxx'

Speaking of spontaneous hilarity, anyone ever heard of Tourrette's guy?

[Gavin]

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Funniest life experience had to be the time one of my cousins felt the call of nature as we were out walking one of the fields behind my home. Anyway James, at least I think it was James as this is going back a long time ago, head behind the ditch for a second to "strain the spuds". About five seconds later I hear a yelp and run to see James holding his crotch with his left hand and looking quite pained, eventually I coxed out of him that he's managed to pee right onto the electric fence wire. Well to say I nearly wet myself laughing wouldn't be an exaggeration, and given James' overall arrogance I thought it was a bit of justice. [/SIZE]