Fyxe Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 [size=1][color=slategray]Box Man: I'm... trapped in a box. Guard 1: ? Box Man: With the daiseys and butterflies and... Guard 1: What's with him? Box Man: Swirls of pretty colors... Guard 2: Wild party last night. Box Man: The sheep... squished by the sumos... oh no... sex slave? Guard 1: He toked? Box Man: RACOONS!!!!!!! Guard 2: What do you think? Yeah, I know... I disappoint myself. But, I was thinking of this thing my friend was doing the other day... had to do with being trapped in a box. It was... interesting.[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted May 8, 2006 Share Posted May 8, 2006 [color=dimgray][size=1] For you Aqua Teen Hunger Force Fans, I present to you: [B]Boxy Brown... Secret Agent![/B] or for the other guys: Delivery Man: [B]Federal Express delivery, can one of you sign?[/B] Guard 1:[B] *signs* Just put it over their with the rest of them.[/B] Guy in Box: [B]Haha... Thank you, Fed Ex...[/B][/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomura Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Sam Fisher(Splinter Cell)- "Meheeheehehee....Raiden and Ocelot bet me two cents to do this...Maybe EVA'll like me if I'm rich...Back in the old days, two cents was abunch...I wonder how come those two dudes don't see me...I didn't think I was so stealthy... Maybe Snake'll finally love me and make me a part of his videogame. Mine sucks compared to his, so that would be cool." Sam's boss- Dammit Sam, what the hell you doing? That was so retarded. LOL. :animesmil I had to add Splinter Cell and MGS together LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Snowcat Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 G1 :does this make me look fat G2 :no Box Boy: DIE NOW Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burori Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 Guy in box: Crikey. Here we see tha two henchmen. Watch their mejestic moves. Tha slightest noise can startle them. Now watch me pull out my semi automatic and shoot at em jus fer kicks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodeca Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 [SIZE=1][B]Box'd Bob:[/B] Garr! The mighty Aqueous Bob caught in a cardboard trap of deadly proportions! Thou hast laid a trap most foul, terrorist filth! [B] Guard 1:[/B] Boy, that guy's a moron. [B]Guard 2:[/B] Meh, never a dull day with double-sided sticky tape. [B]Box'd Bob:[/B] Curse you all!! [B] Guard 1:[/B] Rofl, can I kick 'im?[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daredevilsdad Posted May 9, 2006 Share Posted May 9, 2006 guy in box; i see you baby, shaking that *** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaara kun Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 [COLOR=DarkRed]GI Joe learned very quickly that cartoons can teach you something useful.[/COLOR] [SIZE=1]Yay! Worst caption ever![/SIZE] or [COLOR=DarkRed]And we have found yet [B]another[/B] glitch in the game..[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Flasher Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 [COLOR=Sienna]Narrator: Ugh, we ******* get it already! Just because the damn box is an item in the game doesn't mean [i]everyone has to ******* use it![/i] Argh, just go... follow your ******* footsteps or something. [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikillion Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 [COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]box guy who is really in the fetal position "I am a ninja I am a ninja I am a ninja" Guard1:"should we kill him? He is pretending he is a ninja again" Guard2: "Yeah, We can take his things afterwards."[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyBlu Posted May 10, 2006 Share Posted May 10, 2006 Guy in Box - "Out of all those boxes here, why did I have to chose the one with holes in it?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Kenshin_ Posted May 11, 2006 Share Posted May 11, 2006 Third place: [QUOTE=Dodeca][SIZE=1][B]Box'd Bob:[/B] Garr! The mighty Aqueous Bob caught in a cardboard trap of deadly proportions! Thou hast laid a trap most foul, terrorist filth! [B] Guard 1:[/B] Boy, that guy's a moron. [B]Guard 2:[/B] Meh, never a dull day with double-sided sticky tape. [B]Box'd Bob:[/B] Curse you all!! [B] Guard 1:[/B] Rofl, can I kick 'im?[/SIZE][/QUOTE] Tape hurts ripping it off.... double sided tape is worse you have to rip it off what you ripped it off with etc.. :animesmil 2nd place: [QUOTE=The Boss][color=dimgray][size=1]Delivery Man: [B]Federal Express delivery, can one of you sign?[/B] Guard 1:[B] *signs* Just put it over their with the rest of them.[/B] Guy in Box: [B]Haha... Thank you, Fed Ex...[/B] [/color][/size][/QUOTE] Lol... so many jokes going around in my school making fun of Fed Ex and their commercials... 1st place: [quote name='Swedish Chef'] Guy in box: Crikey. Here we see tha two henchmen. Watch their mejestic moves. Tha slightest noise can startle them. Now watch me pull out my semi automatic and shoot at em jus fer kicks![/quote] Crikey. I think I spotted a winner. Crocidile hunter is funny to watch. Honorable mention: [QUOTE=Bláse][size=1][color=slategray]Box Man: I'm... trapped in a box. Guard 1: ? Box Man: With the daiseys and butterflies and... Guard 1: What's with him? Box Man: Swirls of pretty colors... Guard 2: Wild party last night. Box Man: The sheep... squished by the sumos... oh no... sex slave? Guard 1: He toked? Box Man: RACOONS!!!!!!! Guard 2: What do you think? [/color][/size][/QUOTE] Love the randomness... I'm a slave to randomness. GO Swedish Chef, serve us up a good one! :animeswea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burori Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Sorry for teh lateness been watching E3 and so forth. But over all I present to you my little friend: [IMG]http://edome.fi.soneraplaza.net/pic/halo3.jpg[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Flasher Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [COLOR=Sienna]Guy: Ka...meh...haaa...[/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Dante Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 Guy with fire: I WILL NOT PERISH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [color=dimgray][size=1] [B]"The Halo That Never Was..."[/B] Notice that the guy looks nearly identical to Master Chief and the Aliens are holding Covenant Swords...[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OMNOMNOMALY Posted May 14, 2006 Share Posted May 14, 2006 [FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=Indigo]Alien: I may be about to die but atleast I saved $125 from switching to Geico. haha. ugh. I just get worse and worse as we progress =P[/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikillion Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 [COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Guy: "Holy *******!" "Alien guy: "Boom headshot!" Notice how the gun is pointing at the guy, unless its some kind of futureistic gun then..he just shot himself in the face.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyxe Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 [size=1][color=slategray]Person: Alien gang rape! ;_;[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatanaViolet Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 AWWW who stuffed my gun with playdough?!!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyBlu Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 Guy: "[B]I compel thee, spirit of darkness![/B]" Alien: "[B]Hey we're just selling insurance![/B]" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riku Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 [COLOR=RoyalBlue][SIZE=1][FONT=Tahoma]Guy: Die, Mother F***ers, DIE! Alien: Honey... PUT THAT GUN DOWN NOW BEFORE YOU GET A SPANKING! Guy: *gasp* M.. MOM?!? XD LAME![/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gaara kun Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 [COLOR=DarkRed]Fireball: *deep breath* Billy.... I am your father *deep breath*[/COLOR] [SIZE=1](The name came out of nowhere ;])[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodeca Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 [size=1][b]Guy:[/b] Get the hell off my planet, scumbags. [b]Alien:[/b] Hey... this is our planet! [i]*Bang!*[/i] [b]Alien:[/b] ..a-and that's my gun! [i]*Bang!*[/i] [b]Alien:[/b]...a-and that's my [i]*cough*[/i]... oh dear god... is that my underwear?! [i]*Bang, bang, bang!*[/i][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted May 15, 2006 Share Posted May 15, 2006 [SIZE=1]"[B]The special guests on this weeks episode of "This Spartan Life" didn't realise the danger of lighting up in a strictly non-smoking zone.[/B]"[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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