Nomura Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 We finally found Master Cheif's long lost sister. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burori Posted May 16, 2006 Share Posted May 16, 2006 Since the postings have died down I suppose an annoucement of the winner is in order. I must say not many here really tickled my funny bone sorry to say. I have things going on at home so I think that is what killed my humor factor. Notherless here is the results. At third place is: [QUOTE=The Boss][color=dimgray][size=1] [B]"The Halo That Never Was..."[/B] Notice that the guy looks nearly identical to Master Chief and the Aliens are holding Covenant Swords...[/color][/size][/QUOTE] Just plain an simple it does look like a halo game not yet in the making. However I am not sure but this might be Halo 3 lol Second place goes to: [QUOTE=CoLoR_Me_EviL][FONT=Trebuchet MS][COLOR=Indigo]Alien: I may be about to die but atleast I saved $125 from switching to Geico. [/COLOR][/FONT][/QUOTE] although you said this was a terrible attempt I found it amusing because I could hear the geico commercial pop up after this scene. Gieco, could save you 15 or more on car insurrance. And now drum roll. First place goes to: [quote name='Gavin][SIZE=1]"[B]The special guests on this weeks episode of "This Spartan Life" didn't realise the danger of lighting up in a strictly non-smoking zone.[/B']"[/SIZE][/quote] Whoever thought the Covenent were against second hand smoking? lol congrates Gavin and good try everyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 [SIZE=1]OK, I was really not expecting I'd win but it just goes to show how my trip to Melbourne came to some use in the outside world. This is a big one but the honestly I got a pretty funny caption for it right off the mark. [IMG]http://img107.imageshack.us/img107/5585/obliv27b5cg.jpg[/IMG] Best of luck to everyone.[/SIZE] [color=#4B0082]Holy crap that stretches the page out. *resizes* - [i]Desbreko[/i][/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Fyxe Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 [size=1][color=slategray]Damn you, Gavin. Tempting me with Oblivion pictures. >.< Anyway, on with the caption.... Corpse: Rhett! I only know that I love you. Guy holding torch: That's your misfortune. Corpse: But, Rhett! If you go... where shall I go, what shall I do? Guy holding torch: Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. I don't know why that made me think of Gone With the Wind. It just did. And I know it's not funny, but I don't care. XD[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KatanaViolet Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 "And you thought [I]your[/I] in-law's were scary!" heh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikillion Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 [COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Zombie: -moan, groan, moan- Zombie translation: "Finally your here! now please kill me, for all the places that I had to die it had to be in a place like this while I tripped and my head landed in a bear trap, and who had the ******* idea to bring me back to life? I died once why do it again?" ^ever wonder what a zombie thinks...beat it was that.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burori Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 *man with tourch* OH MY GOD! what is that smell! (checks self) Oh.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodeca Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 [size=1][i][b]Zombies![/b] Do it with the light [B]off[/B], folks.[/i][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SkyBlu Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 [SIZE=1][b]Guy with torch:[/b] "Hello? Someone call for a doctor?" [b]Zombie:[/b] "You took your time!"[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Zombie: Wait! Lets try to talk and work this out peacefully! Guy with torch: ZOMBIE!!! MUST KILL!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
_Kenshin_ Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 "On a new episode of Jerry Springer, You're wife is a Zombie and you're daughter's a... well the mix between them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Dante Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Man with torch: BACK! BACK! you vile, fleshrotting abomination from beyond the grave, BACK!! *swings torch Violently at Zombie* Zombie: *sniff* Zombie only want friend....*sniff* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
daredevilsdad Posted May 17, 2006 Share Posted May 17, 2006 Hollow Man Returns [I]p.s. if you have seen hollow man you'll get it[/I] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zen Posted May 18, 2006 Share Posted May 18, 2006 [color=dimgray][size=1] [B]The year was 1982, and the young adventurer Michael Jackson was on the hunt for back up dancers in what would be his greatest hit to date...[/B] If no body knows what I'm talking about, then: [img]http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/41094000/jpg/_41094072_thriller2203ok.jpg[/img][/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted May 22, 2006 Share Posted May 22, 2006 [SIZE=1]OK, seeing as the required five days have passed since I posted my caption, and yes before anyone points it out I know it's been six, it's time to announce the winners. In third place...[/SIZE] [QUOTE=SkyBlu][SIZE=1][b]Guy with torch:[/b] "Hello? Someone call for a doctor?" [b]Zombie:[/b] "You took your time!"[/SIZE][/QUOTE] [SIZE=1]In second place...[/SIZE] [quote name='The Boss][color=dimgray][size=1][B]The year was 1982, and the young adventurer Michael Jackson was on the hunt for back up dancers in what would be his greatest hit to date...[/B][/color'][/size][/quote] [SIZE=1]And the caption that left me in stitches...[/SIZE] [quote name='Swedish Chef']*man with torch* OH MY GOD! what is that smell! (checks self) Oh....[/quote] [SIZE=1]All great captions guys. Oh if anyone was wondering, my caption was "[B]For the last damn time no I don't have a light ![/B]" The Swedish Chef is up.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burori Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Wow again? heh alright time to use something a little different. Here is a screen shot from Neverwinter Nights on a server I play. My character is Nawiewen Gel'fer for the record. COMMENSE!: [IMG]http://otakuboards.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=25531&stc=1[/IMG] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lord Dante Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Two in the back: Look, Just smash it open already!! Two in the front: But it's scaaary!!! T_T Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodeca Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 [SIZE=1][B]Emily:[/B] Erm... guys, I'm not sure if this groups really for me, y'know? I mean, the initiation's been a little rough so far, and I'm the only one who seems to be getting hurt... So, I think I'll just be going, if that's okay with you. [B] Nicholas: [/B]Look, do you want to join us or what? [B]Emily:[/B] Well... yeah, I suppose. After all, I've always admir- [I]*Bonk!*[/I] [B] Nicholas:[/B] Quick, lock her inside before she-! ... Aww crap... anyone got a spare key handy?[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikillion Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 [COLOR=DarkSlateGray][SIZE=1][FONT=Comic Sans MS]"Where is Leroy Jenkins when you need him." worst quote ever -_- [/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomura Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 [B]Clueless Computer gamer: How do I shoot? How do I shoot? Clueless gamer 2: Square button! Square button! C1: I don't think there is a square button! C2: I can't believe we found treasure already! (C1 finally opens box) Computer: A Box-monster was hidden inside!!!! C1: Oh no! Whatever will we do? C2: How bout we quit and go watch Tellitubbies, after drinking a glass of milk and listening to Cristina Algulara? C1: Yeah, that's an idea! This game is too scary! (Later that night) C1: I'm scared Bobby, hold me... (Secret voice in shadows): A Box-monster was hidden inside! Duhnnnn-dummmmmmmmm[/B] That was officially the stupidest worst caption ever, plus it was very long, lol. :animesmil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gavin Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 [SIZE=1]"[B]Oh great, the jackass mistook a phonebooth for a suicide booth, again.[/B]"[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted May 23, 2006 Share Posted May 23, 2006 Emily: Why's it green? Nicholas: Looks like someone pissed on it Emily: Ew, it's glowing! Nicholas: Screw it dude, lets move on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted May 24, 2006 Share Posted May 24, 2006 Oh man, this is beyond bad. I remember there being a "Caption Contest" in Otaku Lounge; that's spammy, unfunny and bad enough. I think I would actually like to see some of this energy going into actual gaming discussion. So, this thing's had its run. Let's give it a rest for a while, and for a while I mean forever. [center][img]http://aworkforce.org/ccreports/lassen/LassenJune05/closed_sign.jpg[/img][/center] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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