Tactics of war

[darkartic]

What would your tactic be if you were forced to fight because you have a bounty on your head or because you just made too many enemies who know wants a piece of ya?

I myself would pick off all of my enemies until nomore are left. I would use my powers and my two demon fang swords to wipe out big groups.

[Raiyuu]

[color=DarkGreen][font=Trebuchet MS]Darkartic, be advised that as Original Poster you're expected to put more thought into your opening post. How can you expect people to respond to the thread in the way you intend, if you don't answer the thread's question yourself? Tell us which option [b]you [/b]would choose, and why.[/font][/color]

[Panache]

I would nuke the nazi bastards so my country would be safe and theirs would be screwed. Alright!!!!

[ForgottenRaider]

I'm guessing this is a troll thread? Mmm also a 'war' requires there to be two (or more) forces out to eliminate the other. You talk more of a duel or hunt as per (generic) Dragon Ball-Z sort of rubbish.

Anyway as a personality question I guess I would go to ground and find out as much information about the some one (or group) after me. Once the information was known work out the simplest way to avoid further complications - involve police, obtain weapons for some 'dirty work', or reason with said party. Then enact the plan.

Even though it is a badly asked question I would be interested to hear others reactions to this sort of question. Would they lash out or be calm and collected about dealing with the event?

[Retribution]

[quote name='ForgottenRaider']Anyway as a personality question I guess I would go to ground and find out as much information about the some one (or group) after me. Once the information was known work out the simplest way to avoid further complications - involve police, obtain weapons for some 'dirty work', or reason with said party. Then enact the plan. [/quote]
[size=1]Aw, c'mon, Raider, don't spoil the fun with your overanalytical antics.

I'd run - why stick around to fight a battle that you could die in? Running is the best option, solely because you save your own life without risking it in an attack. But don't listen to me - that's just myself trying to justify my cowardice.[/size]

[ForgottenRaider]

[QUOTE=Retribution][size=1]Aw, c'mon, Raider, don't spoil the fun with your overanalytical antics.

I'd run - why stick around to fight a battle that you could die in? Running is the best option, solely because you save your own life without risking it in an attack. But don't listen to me - that's just myself trying to justify my cowardice.[/size][/QUOTE]
But MMMMAAAAAAAAAH...I like spoiling fun and then jumping on the thin plastic bag that the fun was hiding in. Oh so much distaste of the fun! *Continues jumping on the bag!*

Though the way was I think is if they are annoyed enough to kill you they are probably going to put effort into chasing you...So why be the one on the back foot?
Seriously you could be all quiet and cool like some one out of the Matrix just hiding behind sunnies and BAM you take down one of the bad guys and run away from police. So from the logical (and I use the term extremely loosely) point of view and the coolness factor angle I'd do what I pointed out in my first post.

...So much hate of the funage! *Kills it some more with a rubber mallet!*

[Boba Fett]

[quote name='Avenged666fold']I would nuke the nazi bastards so my country would be safe and theirs would be screwed. Alright!!!![/quote]

[color=green]Me too.

No nation building, no drawn out occupation and no more regional issues for another few hundred years.

Of course, if the area in question has a valuable natural resource (oil, diamonds, poppies, etc.) firebombing might be a better choice. Remember Dresden?[/color]

[Panache]

If you nuke em u can still take the oil and diamons then sell it for poppies.

[ForgottenRaider]

[quote name='Avenged666fold']If you nuke em u can still take the oil and diamons then sell it for poppies.[/quote]
Fine! I am overly analytical.

Firebombing would by far be the better way as a nuke attack would not only put the oil fields at risk but it would also destroy the infrastructure that would allow you to easily take the oil. And the effects of a nuke blast on a diamond field would (I assume) be rather bad leading to a lot of broken diamonds. So really if you were to be evil in this way you'd have to plan it so you could 'steal all the booty' (because you would be a pirate, duh!) and buy poppies.

[DeathKnight]

[quote name='Raiyuu][color=DarkGreen][font=Trebuchet MS]Darkartic, be advised that as Original Poster you're expected to put more thought into your opening post. How can you expect people to respond to the thread in the way you intend, if you don't answer the thread's question yourself? Tell us which option [b]you [/b]would choose, and why.[/font'][/color][/quote]

[color=crimson]You have amused me. Congrats! You get a gold star. *gives you a gold star*

Oh well. At least this thread has started off on the right foot now.. um, I think.

Personally, since I have misplaced my two demon fang swords recently, I would probably draw them into an [b]intricate, well planned trap[/b] that somehow involved [b]exploding sheep[/b] of [b]varying unnatural, vibrant colors[/b].

This, of course, is only one phase of my plan to lay waste to my enemies but I consider it the most important piece. Other pieces include: Acquisition of many poppies, oil, diamonds, etc.; Learning how to fight with a Bo staff so I have leet martial arts skills; getting a sidekick [anyone want the job?] and [b]not dying to a horde of angry bounty hunters[/b].

Seriously though: I'd run to live to fight another day.[/color]

[celestialcharm]

[COLOR=DarkOrchid]First of all, I am probably one of the most least likely person to make enemies, or have a bounty on my head... But, if I was in that situation, I think I would just attack from the distance. I would probably mess with the enemies mind by shooting original pocky on fire at them using a bow and arrow.

Or maybe I would just do what they did in Batman Begins. [spoiler] I would get one of them desert microwaves, put that stuff (I forgot what it was called) into the water supply, and turn it on. Then everyone would go crazy except for me. [/spoiler]Then I would have all the resources I want! Not to mention manga! Now that stuff is expensive!! :smirk: [/COLOR]