Dragon Warrior Posted December 9, 2001 Share Posted December 9, 2001 Now, i've done this before, but last time, people spammed it up or messed around with it by saying the bad guy messed his pants or somethin'. No more of that. Rules: 1 sentence per post; no double posting; no spamming; no messing pants or crap like that. Plus, make it funny cause it's a comedy. STORY: Sheriff Gavin entered the saloon and ordered an orange soda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liamc2 Posted December 9, 2001 Share Posted December 9, 2001 The bar tender hands the sheriff a 'orange soda,' but it really is detergent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted December 9, 2001 Author Share Posted December 9, 2001 Gavin takes a drink but spits it out and yells, "This taste like detergant!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liamc2 Posted December 9, 2001 Share Posted December 9, 2001 The bartender hands him another drink, but he accidentally mixed up the soda with orange bench polish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted December 9, 2001 Share Posted December 9, 2001 [color=indigo][size=3] Gavin yells, "What is this crap?!"[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Zero Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 Bartender Well sorry, hand him another drink which is a flat orange soda. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9mm Avenger Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 Akira:Everyone freeze! This is a stick up! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted December 10, 2001 Author Share Posted December 10, 2001 Gavin turns to see the scourage of the 7 deserts: 1 eye Akira even if he still has 2 eyes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9mm Avenger Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 Akira:Right, give me all your money and orange soda! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 Woody enters, and accidently trip over the chair and pushes Akira on the floor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 Akira then backhands woody, and woody starts to cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 :bawl: :bawl: Woody cried and attacks Akira fearlessly and pushes him to the wall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 Akira blacks out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liamc2 Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 The batender stands holding a real orange fizz drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9mm Avenger Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 Akira wakes up. Akira:How come I always get knocked out?*rubs head* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody Posted December 10, 2001 Share Posted December 10, 2001 Woody looks nervous:worried:, accident do happen (woody whistling) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kizu Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Kizu: I did it if I get that reward, a man can do lots of stuff with $2.50. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted December 11, 2001 Author Share Posted December 11, 2001 Old guy: Yessum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darkness Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 darkness: Yeah! With $2.50, you can get two one minute phone calls. Some random guy in the background: And only five minutes after that!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody Posted December 11, 2001 Share Posted December 11, 2001 Woody (:therock: ) puzzled, huh, Can I have a coke? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted December 11, 2001 Author Share Posted December 11, 2001 Old Man: Yessum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cletus Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 A mysterious man comes walking in, he smells strongly of liqour and stumbles around the bar alot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
9mm Avenger Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 [COLOR=firebrick]Akira wakes up. Akira:Anybody get the number of that wagon?[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woody Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Woody :worried: , what wagon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
liamc2 Posted December 12, 2001 Share Posted December 12, 2001 Liam: the one right behind you! Old guy: Yessum! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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