Guest Jinn Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 [COLOR=Black][B]Walking in casually a figure comes into focus. It is a tall (6'1"), muscularly built (215lbs) man. He has very pale white skin and and strange alluring eyes (all deep grey except for the thin bright yellow star burst ring around the pupil.) He has a head full of wavy shoulder length hair, which is dark brown with inch long black tips. He is wearing a very nice black button up, long sleeve, dress shirt, which he buttons two thirds of the way up, as well as folding each of his cuffs back once. A white tee is worn under the black dress shirt. Also creased and cuffed black dress pants cover his legs. The oufit is completed with a pair of, size thirteen, black and white high top throwbacks (Nike Air Force Ones.) He pauses after entering the doorway, a long vicious smile spreads across his fair face...drawing your attention directly to his four shimmering metallic fangs (both canines and incizors on top and bottom.) You then notice his four earrings,a all black barbell type guage ("a size 2") in each lobe and a diamond stud just above each one. Around his neck hangs three platinum chains each with it's own specific pendent (One being the letter "B", one a "R", and one a "K".) Looped around his right wrist is two twin platinum bracelets and a ring with a black diamond placed on his middle finger. His right wrist is wrapped with a platinum Giovanni time piece. At this time you happen to notice the clean, yet gastly sharp nails purtruding about half an inch from each finger. He suddenly moves to lift his right arm up from his side and cross it over his abdomen and bow graciously at everyone. He stands perfectly still,...only to lift up his head to speak:[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=Purple][I][B]"Hello everyone. How are you doing on this very fine night? Well..., I do hope. Please allow me to introduce myself. I am most well known simply as Jinn. I am afraid that I am new to MyOtaku and MyOtaku Boards. I have just, for the first time this evening, traversed it's array. Even though I am quite ignorant to it primary functions and it's members, I hope I will be given the precious honor of getting to know it and all of you in it very, very well. I would like to thank you in advance for your time and assistance." [/COLOR][/I][/B] [COLOR=Black][B]He stands like a stone, still looking up and waiting to be addressed.[/COLOR][/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuart Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 [FONT=Trebuchet MS]Hmm. I've come to believe this is something of a story? Well in that case, I'll redirect it to the [B]OB Anthology[/B] forum. You may want to check up on the posting rules while you're there also. As far as ratings go. If you have any questions, feel free to PM myself or another member of the staff. O.o [B]P.S.[/B] I don't believe we've got an introduction thread quite like this before. Kudos?[/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Jinn Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 [COLOR=Black][B]He stays still, only to smile at Stuart. He replies:[/COLOR][/B] [COLOR=Purple][I][B]"Well, thank you Stewart I guess it did develope into quite a long introduction, my apologizes. None the less,...thank you for welcoming me and it was very nice to meet you."[/COLOR][/I][/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dragon Warrior Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 Dragon Warrior enters, distinguished and rather attractive as usual with his ego soaring as high as his charisma. He greets Jinn happily. "Welcome to Otaku[b]Boards[/b]. That was quite the introduction. I like your word usage." He takes a seat and nibbles a pretzel from his pocket. Why there was a pretzel in his pocket, no one will ever know. "I like you already. Not only is this an interesting way to present yourself to the forums, you also used one of my favorite words, which would be 'traversed.' You've got kudos from me." He chokes a little on the pretzel, but is relieved after sipping a box juice. Yes... a box juice. "Enjoy your stay." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Charles Posted January 27, 2006 Share Posted January 27, 2006 The room suddenly becomes quiet as a mammoth of a man enters. He is exactly seventy-two inches tall. His dark, brown hair is nineteen inches long. He weighs 220 lbs. He is a libra. His right arm is slightly longer than his left arm. He has exactly ten birth marks distributed over his body. His face is long and gaunt. He is wearing a red pull-over that he bought at Old Navy, blue jeans and white sneakers that were made in Taiwan. He has had a meatball sandwich for lunch along with a bowl of soup. Although the day was cold, this man known as Charles enjoyed the sunshine. He has no idea how he has stumbled into the strangest introduction thread he has ever seen, or why he is talking in the third person. He is spending an inordinate amount of his narrative on boring description which is never a good idea. His lips curl into a demonic smile as his eyes rest upon the newbie known as Jinn. Slowly he reaches into his pocket, and produces a small, rectangular business card that simply reads "Charles." The letters are printed in the font Times New Roman. They are size 12 point and bold. The card itself has a rough texture and it feels stiff to the touch. "[color=red][b]Hi[/b][/color]," he says. He surveys Jinn like hawk and swiftly moves to shake his hand like a gazelle. His eyes spin as he becomes entangled in his own cheesy figurative language. Tension stifles the atmosphere as this momentous introduction is made. He then opens the door, points Jinn toward it, and applies his foot to Jinn's rear-end. Jinn stumbles toward it, shimmering fangs and al,l like a cannonball cutting through the high seas. He stumbles for exactly five steps before exiting the room at which time Charles says [b][color=red]"[/color][color=red]Outgoing!"[/color][/b] He slams the door shut (which sends fifteen microscopic splinters flying into the air). He then locks it with a masterlock he acquired from Sears three years, two months, and six days ago to the moment. He paid three dollars for it plus tax. [color=red][b]"That's for being weird," [/b][/color][color=black]he says.[/color] He then unlocks the door, opens it, punches Jinn in the face, closes the door and secures it again. [color=red][b]"Really weird,"[/b][/color][color=black] he says.[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lady Asphyxia Posted January 28, 2006 Share Posted January 28, 2006 [font=Arial][size=2]Lady Asphyxia entered the small group of people, looking around at the group of onlookers and admirers. She sees Charles, leaning on a closed door, a smug look on his face. Suspiciously, she walks up to him. "[color=SeaGreen]Charles, are you harassing newbies again?[/color]" All seventy-two inches of Charles seem to wilt, and he looks away, guilt written all over his face. "[color=Red]Nooooo...[/color]" Reluctantly, he steps aside. She unlocks the door and sees Jinn, looking a little worse for wear. She pulls him out from his corner. "[color=SeaGreen]We're not all so bad[/color]." Jinn whimpers, and Lady A shoots Charlie a look. "[color=SeaGreen]Now look what you've done. You've scarred the newbie.[/color]" With a brilliant smile, she launched into a pleasant -- albeit obviously rehearsed -- speech. "[color=SeaGreen]Welcome to Otakuboards. I'll be your moderator for this thread. Before you begin your journey, there are a couple of safety instructions you should be aware of. Please read the [b][url="http://otakuboards.com/rules.php?"]Rules[/url][/b] and the [b][url="http://otakuboards.com/faq.php?"]Frequently Asked Questions[/url][/b]. If you have a question that hasn't been answered by those two threads, feel free to PM a staff member or to post in the [b][url="http://otakuboards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=58"]Suggestions and Feedback forum.[/url][/b] If you post in a specific forum, please read the specific forum rules, such as the [b][url="http://otakuboards.com/forumdisplay.php?f=58"]OB Anthology Basics[/url][/b] and [b][url="http://otakuboards.com/showthread.php?t=48241"]Constructive Criticism[/url][/b] thread. The staff are here today to make your ride as enjoyable as possible, and we recommend that you just throw yourself into the discussions -- after reading the safety instructions first, of course. Exits can be found by clicking the logout sign, or simply typing in your favourite other URL. We hope your enjoy your stay.[/color]" Lady Asphyxia gave him a brilliant smile, took him gently by the arm and gestured to the others.[/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2] "[color=SeaGreen]Unfortunately, we don't allow introduction threads, however entertaining they are. But like I said, feel free to enter the discussion or PM the staff members if you have any questions.[/color]" [/size][/font][font=Arial][size=2] When they had all exited the thread, she closed the door gently and locked it. [b][The End.][/b] [/size][/font] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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