Writing Camera puns... in real time! [E]

[Sara]

[font=trebuchet ms]I'm really sorry about this.


[size=1]2:40:47 PM[/size] [b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: I like photography, but I haven't had much exposure to it.[/color]
[size=1]2:40:51 PM[/size] [b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: ow[/color]
[size=1]2:40:58 PM[/size] [b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: that one hurt[/color]
[size=1]2:41:00 PM[/size] [b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: *grins widely*[/color]
[size=1]2:41:10 PM[/size] [b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: just f'n stop[/color]
[size=1]2:41:22 PM[/size] [b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: (sorry that was a streatch)[/color]
[size=1]2:41:31 PM[/size] [b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: [i][size=1]2:38[/size] [b]azurewolf17[/b]: I'm also strongly interested in Immunology, but I really don't have much exposure to it[/i][/color]
[size=1]2:41:42 PM[/size] [b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: ^ Azure didn't even do it on purpose, see?[/color]
[size=1]2:41:47 PM[/size] [b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: wow. . . [/color]
[size=1]2:41:56 PM[/size] [b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: that's a good accidental joke then[/color]
[size=1]2:42:02 PM[/size] [b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: yeah, I pounced on it.[/color]
[size=1]2:42:15 PM[/size] [b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: And then hit him with Photography and frostbite. lol[/color]
[size=1]2:42:22 PM[/size] [b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: those types of jokes make me shutter[/color]
[size=1]2:42:26 PM[/size] [b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: Ah, the world of 'exposure' jokes.[/color]
[size=1]2:42:55 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: and tend to make the conversation lose focus[/color]
[size=1]2:42:59 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: Yeah, they can be a little obscura.[/color]
[size=1]2:43:31 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: and jokes like that can be taken at any time[/color]
[size=1]2:43:39 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: they almost line themselves up[/color]
[size=1]2:43:48 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: You need to be red-eye for them.[/color]
[size=1]2:44:07 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: yeah, pretty flashy jokes[/color]
[size=1]2:44:39 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: if you don't watch it though, people will start to think negatively of you[/color]
[size=1]2:45:01 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: or they're eyes will start to film over[/color]
[size=1]2:45:05 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: thier[/color]
[size=1]2:45:15 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: (their)[/color]
[size=1]2:45:37 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: meh, I tend to blur spelling[/color]
[size=1]2:46:19 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: I guess it depends on your frame of mind.[/color]
[size=1]2:47:14 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: wow, with these jokes you're almsot getting double exposure to the subject[/color]
[size=1]2:48:46 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: It lens a certain sense of dread to the conversation, yes.[/color]
[size=1]2:49:17 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: was wondering how you were going to splice that in[/color]
[size=1]2:50:45 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: I think your perspective is becoming distorted.[/color]
[size=1]2:51:04 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: me, I'm like 2 legs of the tripod holding up this conversation[/color]
[size=1]2:51:23 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: Oh yeah? Aperture money where your mouth is. :p[/color]
[size=1]2:51:34 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: (that was a good one :) )[/color]
[size=1]2:51:41 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: The world isn't always black and white, you know.[/color]
[size=1]2:51:54 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: depends on how things develop, if you ask me[/color]
[size=1]2:52:25 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: but if you think you can take me on, shoot[/color]
[size=1]2:53:01 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: I would, sepia always cheat.[/color]
[size=1]2:53:18 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: jpegged that one[/color]
[size=1]2:53:32 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: Gif me a break. =p[/color]
[size=1]2:53:38 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: tif, as if[/color]
[size=1]2:54:34 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: well, if you want we can bmp it up a notch[/color]
[size=1]2:54:46 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: but you may be overexposed ;)[/color]
[size=1]2:56:23 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: By contrast, I think I'm just fine.[/color]
[size=1]2:56:56 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: nah, you're a bit toned down[/color]
[size=1]2:57:21 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: If you're not careful, I'm gonna blow up.[/color]
[size=1]2:57:44 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: mmm I like it when you're grainy :)[/color]
[size=1]2:58:08 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: Cut it out. =p[/color]
[size=1]2:58:25 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: don't make me get the crop[/color]
[size=1]2:58:53 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: Oh, stop dithering around.[/color]
[size=1]2:59:33 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: You're suffering from a regular time lapse in judgement.[/color]
[size=1]3:00:28 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: now you're getting me all wound up[/color]
[size=1]3:00:43 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: Well, you're the one who polarised the conversation.[/color]
[size=1]3:00:54 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: I didn't pic it.[/color]
[size=1]3:01:20 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: keep this up I'm going to go to my dark room and cry :([/color]
[size=1]3:01:53 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: Zoom on over there, I don't care. [/color]
[size=1]3:02:18 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: pan I?[/color]
[size=1]3:02:22 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: there's a panorama of other things I could be doing.[/color]
[size=1]3:02:31 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: (yours was better:) )[/color]
[size=1]3:02:37 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: (yeah, I know. :) )[/color]
[size=1]3:02:59 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: yeah well from such a wide angle, you're always just seeing the big picture[/color]
[size=1]3:03:37 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: Snap out of it.[/color]
[size=1]3:04:20 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: least I'm centered in reality[/color]
[size=1]3:04:33 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: You know, I just don't think we're clicking right now.[/color]
[size=1]3:04:50 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: that's cause I'm a background person, and you're trying to always be in the foreground[/color]
[size=1]3:05:54 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: Oh, like you don't enjoy some limelighting[/color]
[size=1]3:06:42 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: yeah, but if the light is bad, I know not to take it[/color]
[size=1]3:06:58 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: (that was good.)[/color]
[size=1]3:07:05 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: (thanks)[/color]
[size=1]3:07:41 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: But we both know that wasn't my reel point.[/color]
[size=1]3:08:55 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: yeah, but your real point is probably still in the can[/color]
[size=1]3:09:14 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: (can?)[/color]
[size=1]3:09:25 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: (where movies sit after filming, but before they're shown)[/color]
[size=1]3:09:29 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: The timing on that joke was all off.[/color]
[size=1]3:09:44 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: yeah sometimes my jokes hit post production[/color]
[size=1]3:10:23 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: I say you can always telephoto by how well it sits in its environment.[/color]
[size=1]3:11:48 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: get your fax strait[/color]
[size=1]3:12:08 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: otherwise the joke isn't as clear[/color]
[size=1]3:12:53 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: I at least try to screen my jokes beforehand :)[/color]
[size=1]3:13:04 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: (you're the one who started talking about movies, incidentally )[/color]
[size=1]3:13:18 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: (something which I now dearly regret)[/color]
[size=1]3:13:35 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: yeah well, roll with it when it's rolling I always say[/color]
[size=1]3:14:11 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: incidentally, when I speak, do I paint a portrait of what I'm thinking?[/color]
[size=1]3:14:16 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: Why do you always have to sit in the director's chair?[/color]
[size=1]3:14:34 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: because anything else would be folley [/color]
[size=1]3:15:08 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: and you know I like the best grip on events[/color]
[size=1]3:15:45 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: eh, sometimes I just feel like an actor playing his part though[/color]
[size=1]3:15:53 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: ...I think I'm going to salvage what little pride I have left, and gracefully bow out of this one. [/color]
[size=1]3:16:13 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: (hehe good one :) )[/color]
[size=1]3:16:21 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: (?)[/color]
[size=1]3:16:28 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: (actor -> bow)[/color]
[size=1]3:16:33 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: Eesh[/color]
[size=1]3:16:35 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: (branching into theater)[/color]
[size=1]3:16:37 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: Seriously, I'm done.[/color]
[size=1]3:16:44 PM [/size][b][color=blue]lone_woulf[/color][color=darkslateblue][/b]: ok, well the curtain has fallen on this then[/color]
[size=1]3:16:47 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: yeah.[/color]
[size=1]3:16:49 PM [/size][b][color=red]blue_shifty[/color][color=scarlet][/b]: It's a wrap.[/color][/font]

[Baron Samedi]

[size=1]It's hard not to believe that this was all set-up, and scripted out. It is so perfect. Despite the occasional bracketed remarks, you kept up a constant stream of humour for over 30 minutes, in a most serious, and almost unwitting, tone. Very, [i]very[/i] clever wordplay. I can't believe how quick you two were with some of those comments, heh.

We need a thread rating system....[/size]

[Persona]

[COLOR=Teal]To see how slow I am tonight, I didn't get the fact that the conversation theme was about photgraphy and graphic programming...until the last IM lone of this quote. Then when I realised it, I busted out laughing like some random moron who just now got the joke.


[QUOTE][COLOR=Teal]2:40:47 PM blue_shifty: I like photography, but I haven't had much exposure to it.
2:40:51 PM lone_woulf: ow
2:40:58 PM lone_woulf: that one hurt
2:41:00 PM blue_shifty: *grins widely*
2:41:10 PM lone_woulf: just f'n stop
2:41:22 PM lone_woulf: (sorry that was a streatch)
2:41:31 PM blue_shifty: 2:38 azurewolf17: I'm also strongly interested in Immunology, but I really don't have much exposure to it
2:41:42 PM blue_shifty: ^ Azure didn't even do it on purpose, see?
2:41:47 PM lone_woulf: wow. . .
2:41:56 PM lone_woulf: that's a good accidental joke then
2:42:02 PM blue_shifty: yeah, I pounced on it.
2:42:15 PM blue_shifty: And then hit him with Photography and frostbite. lol
2:42:22 PM lone_woulf: those types of jokes make me shutter
2:42:26 PM blue_shifty: Ah, the world of 'exposure' jokes.
2:42:55 PM lone_woulf: and tend to make the conversation lose focus[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Now the part I loved most about this whol Im conversation was the graphics program theme. Especially when said:

lone_woulf: mmm I like it when you're grainy

^.^, such a clever conversation and as Baron said it's hard not to believe that this wasn't planned out. I had laughed throughout the whole time I was reaing it, even my friend joined in (She loves it too). I hope there's more of this funny yet clever conversation.[/COLOR]

[Lady Asphyxia]

[font=Arial][size=2]Haha.
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...Is it a bad example if that's all I write?

[color=Black][size=2]I really can only sit back and marvel. Although I understood all the puns, if it had been me, I wouldn't have thought of any of them. As Baron said, it's amazing that you two could do it for so long. *is awed* [/size][/color]
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[Retribution]

[size=1]I'm not sure if it's hilarious or sad that I got all of your jokes, even the techy ones. Great job maintaining your composure throughout something so ... [i]hilarious[/i]. I also say that you try to do this with something else equally amusing.

Great idea, by the way. And was this spontaneous, or did you two mutually plan to have a camera pun conversation?[/size]

[Sara]

[color=33333][font=trebuchet ms]It just sorta happened. We've had other pun-rich conversations (and my family's had some really awful ones, as well), but they don't usually go on nearly that long, heh. I wasn't expecting it to last much further than "red-eye." I was wrong, lol.

Usually Robb will say a few puns, I'll scold him, and life goes on. I started playing this time, though. I guess that's all I can say to explain it.[/font][/color]

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]Interesting, most interesting.

That really was great, I kept reading through it wondering exactly how long you'd be able to keep getting new puns, and they just kept coming for over thirty-five minutes. It really is hard to believe that that conversation simply wasn't staged beforehand as the puns flow so well from one to the next. If anything like that should occur again Lore you have to promise to post it for us all to enjoy.[/SIZE]

[2010DigitalBoy]

Wow. Simply amazing. I'd pay to be able to pun like that. Did you go to pun school or something? I mean jesus, look at all of them. I especially liked the gif, jpeg, and crop jokes. Beautiful.

[Shi no Tenshi]

Nice one. I love doing wordplay from time to time, too bad they're in real life rather than on msn, so I can't really recollect. I did one before about Chinese food and partying - saying I was going to 'Wok the party' - lol, that's the only phrase that's stayed with me from that conversation.

Aperture money where your mouth is. rofl.

[Guest lone_woulf]

Yeah, I actually couldn't believe that she played along that time. As she mentioned, I usually just get scolded. It was fun though, I hope she plays along next time too *meaningfull look in lore's general direction*.

[Nomura]

LOL, you guys are funny... You totally kept it up long, and funny. Nice work, even if a little by accident(LOL). I didn't get it at first, though. I was a little out of Focus. But hey, my lenses are clear now, and I get it!