Writing Untitled Horror-Movie Project <M- L,V>

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Last Week, at my friends party, my friends and I created a little home-made Horror-Comedy movie which is currently Untitled. Since I didn't know where to put this but OB Anthology seemed like an appropriate place since it is practicully literature so whatever. i'm just going to post Scene 1 for now as it was a devil to write up off the top of my head.


The Cast

Long Wang- Myself
Nerdy Mc'Nerd /Murderer- Johnathon
British Guy/ Agent 99- Bryan
JKJ/ Blacky Chan- Jason
JKJs brother- Rohan
Birdy- Antony
Mc'Whale - Anthony
Stabby Stab Stabb- Murphy


Scene 1-
[I]
The camera starts and is zoomed in on a picture on the wall of a flower pot, The camera zooms out to reveal a Table tennis set with three guys crowding around it while a quick pan reveals various other people[/I]

JKJ- You wanna serve or do you want me to?

Mc'Whale- We'll serve [I]Turns to face British Guy who stands at his left[/I] Do you want to serve?

British Guy- No, I must focus my Mind Control powers to be able to play without my paddle.

[I]Mc'Whale serves it and JKJ returns it, It flys towards British Guy but Mc'Whale hits it back[/I]

British Guy- I just soiled myself.

[I] Nerdy Mc'Nerd walks on screen and joins in the game. JKJ looks at Nerdy then shrugs and restarts the game. He serves it and it flies right past British Guy and bounces off the wall[/I]

British Guy- That was your shot

[I] Play continues, 5 volleys are played and JKJs paddle is about to hit Nerd in the face before the camera pauses, and JKJs paddle is exchanged with a tennis raquet before it is continued. The Tennis Raquet connects with the side of Nerds face before Nerd is sent flying. An Action Replay is shown of it before Nerd lands in a chair[/I]

Mc'Whale- I think you killed him.

Long Wang- He ain't dead, He's just a really good actor.

[I]Long Wang stands up from a seat further down and walks over to the corpse and prods it with a cricket bat in the crotch [/I]

Long Wang- Okay, He's dead.

[I]JKJ walks over to the corpse and examines the dogtags around its neck[/I]

JKJ- He doesn't have a name, It just says Nerdy Mc'Nerd on it.

British Guy- I don't think he is really dead, He has been Skullf*****

[I] Cut to a short clip in the house with British Guy sitting on the ground with a rolling pin at his eye[/I]
British Guy- This is what they do in Jail.

[I] Starts moving the pin fowards and backwards[/I]

British Guy- Oh ,I am your Bitch. I am your Pommy Bitch

[I] Cuts back to the movie [/I]

Mc'Whale - What the hell is Skullf*****?

[I] Cuts to a still of the rolling pin in the eye then cuts back to the movie[/I]

British Guy- Well, That thing is a common way of showing masculinity in Jail. The offender sticks his Wang in the persons eye and thrusts in and out until Death comes.

JKJ- Thats an attractive image.

[I]British Guy stands in front of the corpse then for a second the corpse is shown standing upright where he is while British Guy is seen sitting in the chair dead.A Second later it is back to normal. [/I]


JKJ- Do you know what this means? It means we commited Murder!

Long Wang- .... We? In case I wasn't mistaken, you were the one who nearly decapitated him.

Birdy- Lets huddle up.

(The guys form a huddle and begin whispering in hushed terms while British Guy begins pointing everywhere.)

British Guy- Now you cut left and you cut right while I'll run around unleashing a can of whup..

(JKJs brother cuts in)

JKJs Bro- What are you talking about?

(British Guy pops his head up and looks puzzled)

British Guy- We're playing Football aren't we?

Long Wang- While it would be fun to unveil my mad skillz in a game of NFL but unfortuanly no thanks.

McWhale- Whatever we do, we can't tell anyone about this. Agreed?

Stabby Stabb Stab- Booyaka, Booyaka. Me stab long time.

(Turns around and stabs Birdy)

McWhale- Oh Shit.

(End Scene 1)