Writing Harry Potter *Spoilers*

[Guest Pixie_rich]

Okay gang Im new so let me get this off my chest first *deep breath filling lungs with oxygen and 2% nitrogen(believe you and me it IS out there)* Hiya im Richy The Pixie or as you now know me Pixie_Rich :)

Right now that the introduction is over with LOL! :D I want to talk to you all about Harry Potter or as hes known in elfish and geordie HAZZA POTTA. Well I know he has a giant fan base say on par with gosh I dont know............Peter Andre. And I have heard ALOT of talk in the media here in the UK lately about some shocking revelations that will be revealed. Now not all of these are true but some are definatley true. I dont know which are and which arent that is for you to decide...


Harry Potter gets drugged in the latest outing on Magic Monkey Juice giving to him by an evil talking serpant. This is not a big part of the story but is a humourous prelude to the main story and involves Harry, his wand and a few "magic pencils" I am told the outcome of this is hilarious :)

Hermoine becomes emotionally involved with Harry as we all know :) but they argue and Hermoine is comforted by her teacher who becomes a little too emotionally invested in his magic pupil. I think this is a good chance of happening as I heard in numerous interviews that JK Rowling wants to introduce some "real life" issues into the book to help children incase we have another Huntley on our hands any time soon.

Harry gets a computer with MSN 7.5 and keeps getting mysterious nudges from offline contacts. This confuses Harry to the point of downloading Trillion in an effort to escape the nudges. Who is behind them? None other than the evil coalition of Yahoo and AOL Messenger attacking celebrities with nudges :mad:

So gang, its great to be your new friend, please discuss :)

[Baron Samedi]

[size=1]Oh no, another one.

~78% Nitrogen
~20% Oxygen
+ Assorted.[/size]

[Corrina]

I don't think any of this will happen, and there is more nitrogen than actual oxygen.