Nomura Posted February 17, 2006 Share Posted February 17, 2006 Well, just the other day I was thinking of this little game, and I thought it would be really fun. So...Let me explain. In this game I will I will state a abnormal topic, and you'll can reply with script format, a short story, or a just plain funny story that really happened to you. Each one will be for either boys, girls, or all the people in here. :animesmil It's really fun when ya get the hang to it! So, our first topic... The worst break up ever Example: Man: Julie, we're gonna have to break up. Julie: Why? Man: Because I'm sick and tired of you. No wait...it's not you it's me. Julie: Really? Man:No, I can't believe you fell for that one! Let's just put it this way. Your just plain ugly. Julie: That's mean, sob sob Man: Yeah well, I didn't get paid to be nice. Julie: You got paid to go out with me?! Heh, don't worry, the topics'll get a lot better. So, have fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Retribution Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 [size=1]Since my life is generally boring, do you think you could open up the criteria to online conversations as well? I find those to be much more hilarious, and Trillian automatically logs them, so they're saved already. How about it?[/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomura Posted February 18, 2006 Author Share Posted February 18, 2006 Take it away Ret. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myst Posted February 18, 2006 Share Posted February 18, 2006 [FONT=Comic Sans MS] * thinking* "talking" [I]A girl and a guy walk in to the most romantic/expensive place in town[/I] Girl: * OH MY GOD, today is the day! He is going to ask me THE question!!!!!!!* Guy: " So, um, I cough need to um tell you someting cough" Girl: * This IS it!!!!!!* Guy: " um....I know this is sudden, but um, I think that we should........." Girl: [I]jumps up and squeals[/I] "YES, yes!!!! My answer's yes!!!!!!!!!" Guy: " 0_0; That not........." Girl: " Oh, how great is THIS! We are so perfect for each other, I knew it from the start!!!!" Guy:" Listen, I'm breaking up ........" Girl: " Yay!!!!!!!!!!!!" Guy: " [I]slams his fist on the table[/I] LISTEN, I AM BREA-KING U-P WI-TH YOU!" Girl: " [I]singing[/I] La la la la la la la I'm getting married la la la...." [/FONT] It's not really that funny :animeswea Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomura Posted February 19, 2006 Author Share Posted February 19, 2006 No, that's not really funny. It's Hilarious! :animesmil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Flasher Posted February 19, 2006 Share Posted February 19, 2006 [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]Girl: Keeanu, I'm breaking up with you. Keanu Reeves: Dude... Girl: Don't give me that, Keanu, you knew this was coming! Keanu Reeves: Whoa. Girl: You're making this harder on me than it already is! YOU'RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE KEANU! Nerd-in-background #1: Isn't that the dude from Bill and Ted? Nerd-in-background #2: No, he's the one from the Matrix! Nerd-in-background #1: The Matrix sucked. Agent Smith: Mr. Anderson! Nerd-in-background #1: This plot whole is absolutely gigantic! Oh, right... Wachowski brothers... Nerd-in-background #2: What were we talking about again? *Girl has long since gone, and Keanu and Agent Smith have engaged in a life-or-death match of tic-tac-toe.*[/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomura Posted February 19, 2006 Author Share Posted February 19, 2006 Haha! After everyone gets the first one up, get ready for the second topic. The second topic is "A day your hormones were acting superhumanly/radioactive" Japanese man: Godzilla!Godzilla! Man: No...not exactly... Japanese man: No Godzilla? Man: It's not godzilla. Japanese man: Then what? Man: Errrrr...Ummm..I...(zips up pants) Japanese man: Wow...that awkward...inded, very awkward... Godsilla has been concealed by a pants shaped shield... Man: Um...no...It wasn't Godzilla, it was my... To Be Continued! LOL, well take 'er away guys and gals. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Unit 100 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 [QUOTE]Japanese man: Godzilla!Godzilla! Man: No...not exactly... Japanese man: No Godzilla? Man: It's not godzilla. Japanese man: Then what? Man: Errrrr...Ummm..I...(zips up pants) Japanese man: Wow...that awkward...inded, very awkward... Godsilla has been concealed by a pants shaped shield... Man: Um...no...It wasn't Godzilla, it was my... [/QUOTE] Daniel Radcliffe and Rupert Grint: Lollypop! Man: Exactly, and a happy Alan Rickman Chirstmas to you all! Japanese man: Oh! I've heard you've been filming the Leopard-Walk-Up-To-Dragon movie! Tell me how shooting's been going on it! Daniel Radcliffe: Should you- Rupert Grint: Oh bloody hell, Harry. Of course I am! (shoots Japanese man) Weekly World News Reporter: And in other news, Ron Weasley just reaffirmed his stance with the allies in the ever continuing struggle of World War III. We'll be back with Bigfoot's review of the Leopard-Walk-Up-To-Dragon movie in a few minutes. (gets shot by Rupert Grint) I admit it! I WAS a... TO BE CONTINUED... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomura Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 Haha, okay now, we shall move on to "Your latest horror movie" Freddy: So, the mask just walks up to me and so ,I kick his butt. I just shredded him up. Jason: Yeah, I've always been an Adam Sandler fan. Jim Carry's too...Jim Carry Chainsaw man from Resident Evil: What you...urrrr...urrrr...talking about?Urrr...rrr...Chris Rock is the best... Mathew Moore: Anyone seen Brittney Spear's little sister in that show Zoey 101? Girl from Ring: She's not as...cute..as me... Shaggy: Anyone seen the zombies down the street? They're green, and bloody and...ewww Every body: That's racist man! Let's get him! Shaggy: Uh-oh scooby, they're on to us... Scooby: Ruh-roh, rooby rooby roo! Run raggy run! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Unit 100 Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 You want horror? Here's the definition of horror: [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgR-HSUvOhA&search=doozy%20bots[/URL] What's the point in living when I've seen firsthand a disaster on par with the holocaust and Son of the Mask? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomura Posted February 20, 2006 Author Share Posted February 20, 2006 It burn! I'm gonna have bad dreams forever now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Flasher Posted February 20, 2006 Share Posted February 20, 2006 [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]z0mgies: n00bs... n00bs... n00bs... n00b: lal z0mgies lal, im liek to pro lal *attacks the z0mgies and is torn apart. Other n00bs scream and run away* pro: zomg, stupid n00bs always getting eaten by z0mgies. not even pro enouigh to pwn bots lal! lrt me handle this n00bs lal! *attacks the z0mgies, getting headshot after headshot and dodging their pathetic attempts to eat him* pro: lal n00bs! *a l33t h4ker z0mgie sneaks up on the pro and rips of his head, eating the proness from the very skull* pro's floating spirit: Weak dude. Weak.[/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
2010DigitalBoy Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 XD, Ziggy your good at this. My horror movie: Easter Bunny: Okay, here's da deal. We gunna come up dre wit a big *** army a dudes wit machine guns and we gunny kill em' all before dey can find da eggs. Santa Claus: But... didn't you put the eggs there for people to find them? Easter Bunny: No, I let ma cousin do it but da backstabber put all my money in dem junks! I smoked his ***, too. Santa Claus: Well, okay, I guess you can use my elves as your army AT THE FIELD WHERE THE EASTER EGGS ARE HIDDEN *field is littered with countless bloody corpses* Easter Bunny: WHAT the ****?! Santa Claus: Looks like they've al been killed already... Easter Bunny: WHERE'S MA MONEY?! Jason: *whistling and walking away with machete hidden behind back* Easter Bunny: HEY YOU! Jason: Oh crap *runs* Easter Bunny: KEEL HIM! *army of elves lets loose myriad of bullets* Jason: *dodging bullets Matrix style* Easter Bunny: Dammit da punk musta done taken da blue pill Jason: *throws his fist out and flies off into the sky* Santa Claus: I did too! *flies off after Jason* *shoots him down with laser eyes* Jason: *Plummets to earth and explodes* Easter Bunny: NO ONE touches ma money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The F-Bomb Posted February 21, 2006 Share Posted February 21, 2006 Let me give this a shot. I write comedy stuff as a kind of hobby so I'll probably get a little carried away with this, so here goes: *Jibble the Sandwich, Strawberry Burton, and Krispy Kreme Redfield are all trapped inside of a room, stoner zombies (kind of redundant really) are on the other side of the door, which is the only escape from the room for our poor, delicious, heroes* Jibble: Krispy, is there a lock on the door! Krispy: Negative Jibble! Strawberry: Oh ****, that means we've only got a few minutes before they figure out how to get through! *On the other side of the door* Stoner Zombie #1 (staring blankly at the door knob): Dude, what the hell is this thing? Stoner Zombie #2: Ummmm, I dunno man. Can we eat it? *SZ1 puts his mouth on the doorknob and bites down hard on it* SZ1: Ow man, that hurt my teeth! SZ2: **** dude, maybe it's like a jawbreaker or something. SZ1: Oh those are so good man! SZ2: I'm gonna try sucking on it. *SZ2 struggles to fit the doorknob in his mouth, but eventually succeeds. He seems to enjoy it for a while until he tries to pull away, but he discovers that doorknob is stuck behind his teeth" SZ1: Dude. Dude! What's wrong dude!? *SZ2 can only get muffled sounds out* SZ1: Hold on man, let me help you! *After some struggle SZ2 is freed from the doorknob* SZ2: Thanks dude. SZ1: Don't mention it dude. SZ2: So what were we trying to do again? SZ1: Ummmm, I don't remember. SZ2: I've got the ******* hardcore munchies dude. SZ1: Aaaaaaaw, dude. I know what we should do! SZ2: What? SZ1: Let's drive to the store and get some Doritos! SZ2: DORITOS!! Oh, but dude, should you be driving stoned? SZ1: I drive better when I'm high, don't worry. *So the stoner zombies set out on their adventure to find the car in the garage, and it is only after many well fought battles against the various doorknobs in the house that they achieve they come upon their greatest challenge yet, the car door. Meanwhile, Jibble and company are still inside the confines of their room.* Jibble: Strawberry, have they left the house yet? Strawberry (with his ear against the wall): They're in the garage, they seem to be having trouble with the door handle. Jibble: Do you think it's safe to get out of here yet? Krispy: I think we better wait for them to be completely gone, they could still come back in. Jibble: Strawberry? Strawberry: Agreed. (Back to the stoner zombies) SZ1: Dude, there's some kind of invisible shield on this thing. SZ2: I think it's called a window, man. SZ1: Oh right, I've heard of those. SZ2: Try hitting it. *SZ1 hits his head on the glass, but only hard enough to crack it* SZ1: Ow dude! SZ2: Hey, it's working! Do it again! SZ1: Why don't you, cockmonger!? *SZ2 does and breaks the glass completely. Both make it into the car through much effort and settle in. SZ1 in driver's seat with SZ2 in passenger. They miraculously manage to start the car.* SZ1: I'm not so high anymore, dude. SZ2: Let's smoke another bowl!! SZ1: YEA!! *As they smoke the bowl in the car SZ1 has his foot on the gas pedal, and SZ2 accidentally shifts the car into drive. The car drives straight through the wall in front of them, and into the room with Jibble, Strawberry, and Krispy. The stoner zombies spot them.* SZ2: Dude! We made it to the store already! SZ1: I told you I drive better when I'm ripped Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomura Posted February 21, 2006 Author Share Posted February 21, 2006 Any noobs fell free to go ahead and do the ones before this one, iif ya want. Okay new top. You're giving a book report, and you're stoned. Me:G'day mates(stumbles)Whoa, I-I-I-I alm-ost f-fell. Today, I'll give a r-report on Old Yellower. Teacher: You mean old yeller? Me: Yeah, the dude that is old and yells...Old yeller-old yeller...old yeller...was a yellower dog. He was a d-d-d-d-d-d-dog. Dog. Did,did,did I say that wrongly? Dawg. Teacher:...Just give the report already and stop acting dumb. Me: I'm not as think as you stoned I am! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EVA Unit 100 Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Well if "stoned" can be replaced by "half asleep" and "book" can be replaced with "movie", then there's always my friends review of the midnight showing of Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets: "Man, that movie sucked! Yeah sure Dobby was in the trailer but he's not in the film and Harry for some reason frees Ron with a sock and Fawkes dies and the Sorting Hat does kung fu and they totally f***ed the whole damn storyline up! Take this, Peter Jackson!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The F-Bomb Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 Well, being presently drunkish my book report will closely resemble a stoner's... Unless of course anybody on here posts high. So there's this book called 1984 and it's all about this dude Big Brother that seems to get off on watching you all the freakin time, which is wierd I think, though not just because it's a little creepy. I mean, I had a big brother and he NEVER wanted to pay attention to me. The only time I could get more than few sentences out of him was when I took his bag of weed and smoked all of it. I mean, what was he gonna do? Tell mom? HAHAHAHA. Right, I can see it now. Mooooooooooooooooooooooooom, Cheyne smoked all my weed!! In his face!! That's what he gets for ignoring me. Actually, that's not entirely true. He did get me back. He took my girlfriend away from me and began to torture me until I confessed. I love big brother. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lady_liege Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 roses are red violets are blue i have congenital herpes and now you do too :D Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
myst Posted February 22, 2006 Share Posted February 22, 2006 [FONT=Comic Sans MS] [B]Teacher: Now.... let's see,it's your turn (pointing to the little boy hiding in the dark, cold, lonely, tiny corner) Boy: (nod.....trip) ow(get up....trip) [I]finally he reaches the front[/I] Boy: (open his mouth).................. [I]silence[/I] Boy: (open mouth and..)................... [I]silence[/I] Boy: ............. t-t-the end....... Teacher: (holding up his book) BRILLIANT!!!!!!! Just brilliant! [I]zoom in---book title: The Silent Speech[/I] [/B] [/FONT] [B]i'm really not good at this topic..... :animeshy: [/B] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Flasher Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]Me: Ok, ok... ok. Ge- ok, get this: this chick, right, she like, can't see stuff - like those orange chimpanzees in the corner there - or like hear things or talk! It's a laugh riot! *Laughs* Techer: The Miracle Worker isn't a comedy, dear. Me: You have pretty eyes... all yellow... now orange... blue... pretty... *stupid grin* Teacher: *frustrated* Did you even READ the book? Me: I read those things that people put on the back of books... ya know, for stupid people... who can't read good... words... Teacher: You mean the summary? Me: Yea! That's it! The smummary! *laughs* The pictures... were pretty. Teacher: Sit down...[/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheShinje Posted February 23, 2006 Share Posted February 23, 2006 [color=crimson] [b]Teacher:[/b] Alright, Jimmy, your book report now. Jimmy: Yeah! (laughs) this-this-this-this book is claaled, claw of the wind! It's about talking dogs! Freeaky faar out maan! [b]Teacher:[/b] I believe the book is titled "Call of the Wild?" Jimmy: I bleif it's culled, shut your mouf maan! I'm a tellin da storee here! (laughs) [b]Teacher:[/b] I am not amused. [b]Jimmy: [/b]Well, you would be, had yew evea red it, see it'z....itz....itz... like this huge storee about this talking dog with magical powers, who talks and stuff, his owner bes a ***** and sends him off to some place where he mingled wif....umm..... otha talkin dogz....you....you really um, gotta read this faar out tripper of a buke. [b]Teahcer:[/b] The dog's thoughts manifest in the book, actually, and they don't really talk, although if Disney ever got a hold of the movie rights they probably would. Not to mention you'e misspelled every word that's come out of your mouth, which I though would be impossible since you aren't writing anything! This is a sure fire failure, young man! [b]Jimmy:[/b] Woah, so the dog's thoughts manifest? Then, he can kreate things wiht his mind! FaaaaaR Out! [b]Teacher:[/b] You're either very dumb, or very stoned. [b]Jimmy:[/b] i bleif it's the former, no w-wait, latter, no wait, latt'e.....[/color] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomura Posted March 5, 2006 Author Share Posted March 5, 2006 Now it's time for a game straight out of the TV show. Questions only! You'll catch on. Tell it with ONLY questions. Man: Why is that sun so shiny? Other man: Havn't you ever seen a bald man? Man: Have you ever watched the movie XXX? Other man: Isn't Vin Deisel in that movie? Man: Isn't their a large sun in that movie? Other man: Are you making fun of bald people? Man: What if I am? Vin Deisel: Are you making fun of me? Man: Who are you? Vin Deisel: (breaks man's neck with a giant question mark) LOL, sorry. Vinny is my fave actor. Had to put him in here somewhere. :animesmil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The F-Bomb Posted March 7, 2006 Share Posted March 7, 2006 Cheyne: Why? Alex Why not? Cheyne: How can you answer a question with another question? Alex: Isn't that the point of the game? Cheyne: What game? Alex: Aren't we playing a game right now? Cheyne: How would I know? Alex: Shouldn't you know if you're playing a game? Cheyne: Well, what kind of game is it? Alex: Didn't Nomura say it was a game in which we could only ask questions? Cheyne: Then wouldn't you say we're doing quite well? Alex: Yea, but there was some other rule wasn't there? Cheyne: Weren't we supposed to try and be funny? Alex: I guess we suck then, don't we? Cheyne: Shouldn't you show a little more confidence in yourself? Alex: Don't chicks dig confidence? Cheyne: If you realize it then shouldn't you try it out? Alex: How about on that girl over there? Cheyne: Why don't you try this line then? (Whispers to Alex and Alex goes to the girl) Alex: I bought this condom, could you show me how to use it? Girl: Sure sweetie, wanna go somewhere private? (they exit) Cheyne: Did he realize that was a hooker? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nomura Posted March 7, 2006 Author Share Posted March 7, 2006 Oh my god! LOL. That one was pretty funny, dude. :animesmil Hmmm...Gathering that every one gets the object of the game, why not make this more interesting?Someone name the topic, and the person after him/her answers it, then gives a new topic. Would that be funner? I'm still debating on if funner is a word or not.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rhym Posted March 8, 2006 Share Posted March 8, 2006 [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=DarkSlateGray][b]Young Apprentice:[/b] Venerable Master, is "funner" a word or not? [b]Venerable Master:[/b] Does the wise man know the importance of listening, young grasshopper? [b]YA:[/b] Venerable Master, why must you speak in riddles? [b]VM:[/b] Can you not leave an old man to his sleep? [b]YA:[/b] Do you at least have a dictionary I could check in? [b]VM:[/b] Have you forgotten the teachings of Noble Buddha, young grasshopper? [b]YA:[/b] Why must what Noble Buddha has to say be frustratingly vague on the subject of "funner?" [b]VM:[/b] Have you not learned to respect your elders, your equals, and above all Noble Buddha? [b]YA:[/b] Apologies, Venerable Master; what must I do to atone for my insolence? [b]VM:[/b] Could you fetch an old man his tea? [b]YA:[/b] Milk? Lemon? One scoop or two? [b]VM:[/b] Do we have any rancid yak butter? The next subject... should we pull this mob or not?[/FONT][/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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