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[SIZE=1]OOC: If you cannot tell; This RPG will be based on the webcomic 8 bit theatre which parodises Final Fantasy. So let's get to it.


[SIZE=2]Long ago there were four Light Warriors; well perhaps not since these four were always getting pulled out of the fire. These four are sent on a wild quest to save the world by gathering the four Elemental Orbs of Fire, Earth, Water and Air off of the four guardians; Lich, Kary, Kraken and Bahamut.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=2]The only problem is.....

None of them can stand one another.[/SIZE]

[SIZE=1]OOC: You may want to check Nuklearpower.com to follow the story as it is a bit all over the place. As you can tell I'm letting you use the Dark Warriors as characters as it focuses on them a lot also. If you need anything else on them then check Wikipedia for 8 Bit theatre.

[B]Characters:[/B]

[B]The Light Warriors-[/B]

Black Mage Evilwizardington-
Black Mage is a chaotic, egotistical, power-hungry and murderous wizard who has a pathological hatred towards almost everybody, especially Fighter, who he keeps around to use as a meat shield because he just can't seem to be killed. A wizard proficient in Black Magic, he is generally incapable of any beneficial or non-destructive spells.

His most powerful spell in his arsenal is the deadly "Hadoken" which he can only cast once a day. He also has a massive crush on White Mage.

[URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/BlackMage.PNG]See him here[/URL]

Fighter McWarrior- Fighter is a fighter specializing in swords and master of The Twelve Schools of Vargus-do Zodiac-Style Swordplay. At a young age, he was expelled from Fighter's Camp '86 for failing to correctly answer the question, "How many schools of Zodiac Kenshido are there?"

After leaving the camp, he was about to "give up the blade and embrace [his] true calling in life ? short order cook!? before literally running into Black Mage.
He suffers from severe Arachnophobia, and has an unhealthy fascination with swords.

[URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/FighterKnight.gif]See him here[/URL]

Thief, Clan Khee'Bler- A cunning and diabolically skilled pretty-boy thief and lawyer who was formerly the Prince of Elfland, Thief secretly left his kingdom in order to raise money for a cure for his comatose father; unlike the game, where Elfland's Prince is the one in the coma. He mainly did so by stealing anything and everything around him, pawning it all off and sending the money to his "overseas account".

He also maneuvered Fighter into signing a binding contract over the then-forming Light Warriors, making Thief not only a member, but the permanent group leader and entitling him to first dibs on everything the group discovered, especially treasure.

[URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/9/90/Thiefs.gif]See him here[/URL]

Red Mage Statscowski

This character believes he is in a paper and pencil RPG (such as D&D) and acts accordingly and fully within the rules of such a reality, often to the continued befuddlement and annoyance of the rest of the team. Red Mage possesses the ability to cast both light and dark magic. He values to fetishism being as versatile as possible, citing versatility as the reason for being a Red Mage in the first place. Unfortunately, he almost never casts his magic in order to stay versatile. Red Mage is the only Light Warrior aside from Fighter to show glimmers of a conscience, notably during Thief and Black Mage's attacks on Dwarf Land.

[URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/8/82/RedMime.gif]See him here[/URL][/SIZE]


[B]Dark Warriors-[/B]

Garland- The first villain faced by the Light Warriors, he is not very self-confident and overanxious to please and serve his supposed "enemies". He ended up having to be assisted by Evil Princess Sara, the alter ego of the princess whom he had kidnapped. After his first failed encounter with the Light Warriors (he was nearly beaten to death by Black Belt, which indicates that he is not a skilled fighter), he formed the Dark Warriors and began a propaganda campaign against the Light Warriors. He often expresses his desire to rule with "An iron, yet caring, fist." Garland is continually wrestling with his fear of Forest Imps, who, despite being the weakest creatures in the world, seem to possess 'clever little group tactics' in addition to an alarmingly malicious and cunning nature.

[URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/75/Garland.JPG]See him here[/URL]

Bikke the Pirate

Bikke is the hopelessly incompetent and dim-witted pirate captain who attacked Pravoka. A very cheap man, he killed his crew by feeding them nothing but Cheetos until they all succumbed to vitamin C deficiency and then surrendered his poorly maintained ship to the Light Warriors. Bikke is known for his intense body odor and his tendency to use cliched pirate speech, characterized, for example, by interjecting "Yar" in every sentence. He desires to be called "The Claw", despite having two functional hands.

[URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ab/Bikkes.JPG]See him here[/URL]

Prince Drizz'L, Clan of the Dark Elves

A Dark Elf and the son of Astos, both of whom are in the Sahn'ta Clan of Elves. His name translates from Elven roughly into "The Relentless Scourge." Drizz'L is a sword master equal to Fighter who he had fought to a standstill. He also trained and controlled the spiders of the Marsh Cave, including the deadly camel spider. After the Light Warriors mauled him and left him for dead, his swords were stolen by Fighter, who named them Stabby and Slashy and later used them to build Sword-Chucks, which he used in the fight against Kary. Despite continuing to call himself a master of sword fighting, Drizz'L never actually remembers losing these swords to Fighter and ends up embarrassing himself whenever he challenges someone, making him one of the most indispensable members of the Dark Warriors.

[URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/7/7d/Drizzl.JPG]See him here[/URL]

Vilbert von Vampire- An intentionally pathetic poseur goth and vampire, son of Lich and fourth and final member of the Dark Warriors, he is equal to Red Mage in role-playing intensity, although he prefers LARP, as contrasted to Red Mage's stat-based lifestyle. Like any other vampire, he can be killed with a wooden stake, but apparently a punch in the neck will do too.

[URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/ad/Vilbert.JPG]See him here[/URL]

[B]Other Characters which will be controlled-[/B]

White Mage- A priestess and member of Project Fate, she is on a mission to help the Light Warriors succeed in saving the world, apparently to accomplish her destiny. There is ongoing tension with Black Mage's lustful attraction to her, resulting in her prompt violent responses (usually by hitting him with a large mallet). White Mage is only capable of casting healing spells, which has compensated for the sheer incompetence of the Light Warriors on multiple occasions.

[URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2b/Whitemage.gif]See Her here[/URL]

Black Belt- An extremely skilled martial artist whose sense of orientation is all non-existent. In addition, he is capable of defying the laws of physics by misunderstanding them. At least twice, this has led to warping the fabric of space, once even creating a second version of himself (which was promptly turned to stone by Black Mage).
[URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/Blackbelt.gif]See him here[/URL][/SIZE]

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You can also create variations of characters; except their are a few major rules here. 1) Your character must have a [U]VERY[/U] generic name
2) They must be amazingly incompotent
3) They must be taking the piss out of the original Final Fantasy somehow.


--------Character Sheet-----------------------

Character Name: (Must be the same as your class if you're a hero. It can be anything if you're a villian)
Character Class: (Final Fantasy Class.)
Affiliation- (Good or Evil)

Weapon- (Whatever)
Appearance- (Description or a pic. Pic must be an 8 Bit character.)
Biography-

Extra Notes - (Anything else we should know about your character)[/SIZE]

[bogger3k]

Character Name: Black Mage Evilwizardington
Character Class: Black Mage
Affiliation: wait... this guy can go either way.

Weapon: Dagger
Appearance: [URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a3/BlackMage.PNG]Click Here[/URL]
Biography: Black Mage is a chaotic, egotistical, power-hungry and murderous wizard who has a pathological hatred towards almost everybody, especially Fighter, who he keeps around to use as a meat shield because he just can't seem to be killed. A wizard proficient in Black Magic, he is generally incapable of any beneficial or non-destructive spells.

His most powerful spell in his arsenal is the deadly "Hadoken" which he can only cast once a day. He also has a massive crush on White Mage.

(yeah I know I stole your bio, but you did such a good job at it :animesmil )

Extra Notes: Has amnesia dust which is really gunpowder.

[Rhym]

[FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=DarkSlateGray][b]Character Name:[/b] Silas
[b]Character Class:[/b] Knight (I hope FFIII classes are okay to use.)
[b]Affiliation:[/b] Evil

[b]Weapon:[/b] A [URL=http://www.toledosword.com/im/GRKD875TS_s.jpg]Battleaxe.[/URL]
[b]Appearance:[/b] [URL=http://tsgk.captainn.net/index.php?p=showgame&t=sy&sy=6&ga=157]Here.[/URL] Silas is the fifteenth from the top, tenth from the bottom. The one in the blue armor that looks kind of like Garland.
[b]Biography:[/b] Silas had heard of the Light Warriors and the Dark Warriors but decided that the Dark Warriors had cooler outfits. Thus, he went out and bought some "enchanted" armor and formed the "Dark Warriors Fan Club." He tries to emulate them in everything they do.

[b]Extra Notes:[/b] 8-Bit Theater is an awesome webcomic and I follow it avidly. I'm no stranger to the plot or the humor.[/FONT][/COLOR]

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Character Name: Fighter McWarrior
Character Class: Fighter
Affiliation- Light Warriors

Weapon- Two Swords. Later on he creates his own weapon "Sword Chucks" which is physically and logicaly improssible as it would slice off the weilders arms.

Appearance- [URL=http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/46/FighterKnight.gif]Fighter[/URL]

Biography-
Fighter is a fighter specializing in swords and master of The Twelve Schools of Vargus-do Zodiac-Style Swordplay. At a young age, he was expelled from Fighter's Camp '86 for failing to correctly answer the question, "How many schools of Zodiac Kenshido are there?"

After leaving the camp, he was about to "give up the blade and embrace his true calling in life — short order cook!” before literally running into Black Mage.
He suffers from severe Arachnophobia, and has an unhealthy fascination with swords.



Extra Notes - There isn't much else that can be described about Fighter since I believe I've chucked down everything about him.

*Sword Chucks YO*