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OOC: Yup, I think Dragonhearts and HV3 are the only RPG's that we're not doing anything.
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[i]Surprisingly enough, Chole doesn't laugh as Iris works her way from his lips, down to his chest, and resting on his stomach.[/i]

Iris: How long has it been?

Chole: Since what?

Iris: We were in this hut?

Chole: Umm*looks at sun* around 3 hours.

Iris: Three HOURS!?

Chole: Well...if I'm reading the sun right...

Iris: Oh well...

[i]Iris wraps her arms around Chole's waist and hugs him tightly.[/i]
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Ryan: Now you are going to get it!

*Ryan splashes Kool.*

Kool: You call that getting soaked??

*Kool jumps on Ryan and pushes him under the surface.*

Kool: That is getting soaked.

*Ryan comes to the surface and takes a big breath.*[/size][/color]
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kool-heheh. Take that! :p

Ryan-Then you need to take-[I]splat![/I] *Ryan gets hit by something slimy on the cheek* Yuck! What's that?!

Liam-Oh, just my new concoction. It's mud, with some weeds, sand, and a sea slug that I found.

Rex- s-s-slug?!

Kool-oh boy. Liam, you idiot, you forgot that Rex is scared of slugs! -.-'

Liam-oh that's right! :D

Rex-AHHHHHH!!!!! SLUG!!!!!!!!!!!

Ryan-:demon: hey Rex, wanna pet slug?

Rex-NO WAY!!!!!! AHHHHH!!!!! *runs out screaming*
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Liam: *laughs* *looks over at the sunset* you know we should make our way back for dinner or summat. . so very hungry. .

Rex: *throws slug into the forest* icky. .come to think of it. . I'm hungy too. .

Liam::D . . mebbe chole and iris have finished er. .'talking' and we can make it one big meal

All: :rolleyes:
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OOC: I just thought of this: Why is this RPG called "Ship wrecked," if we were never ship wrecked to begin with? We were [B]placed[/B] on the island. oh well...
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kool-I guess. I'm going fishing. Ryan can gather fruit, Rex can gather some maggots, and-

Rex-me?! uh-uh. I'm not gathering maggots! :nope:

kool-fine! -.-' Liam can get the maggots and Rex can break Iris and Chole up from, er...each other.

Rex-:devil:

kool-while blindfolded. We don't know how they are.

Rex-:(

Ryan-eh, I guess I'm OK with that.

*they set off to do their jobs*
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kool-Ok, I guess that'll do. *finishes tying the string to a pole* there. I'm off. Hey, would you mind frying the maggots for a while?

Liam-sure. *looks down gloomily at them* (thinks) or maybe I won't. I should probably save these things and wait til they turn into flies, then I can release them on Iris! :D *imagines Iris's reaction. It's not pretty.*

Liam-(thinks)

Iris-:flaming:
Liam-:blackeye:

Liam-nevermind. It's not worth it. >.<
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]Chole starts gathering fruit from the trees up above...[/i]

Chole: Hmmm...I wonder about the cannibals...

Iris: Forget them...they know we can kick their ásses!

Chole: Alright...hey, catch! *throws a banana*

Iris: Ugh! *jumps up and catches it* Hey, I'm going to catch some maggots if anyone else wants some.

Chole: Alright...later...

Iris: *blows a kiss*

Chole: :) [COLOR]
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[COLOR=royalblue]Iris: *charges through the forest* Oo.........that's not pretty.

[i]A slaughtered pig was lying in the middle of the path......it was swarming with white maggots and flies......[/i]

Iris: There ain't no way I'm cookin that! .............I guess I'll go get my protein somewhere else.[/COLOR] :demon:
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]Chole comes back to the camp with an armful of bananas and mangoes.[/i]

Chole: I'm done! :D

Kool: great! we've got desserts.

Liam: It's a lot better than playing around with Iris...

Sere: How'd that happen anyway?

Liam: *shrugs*

Rex: Beats me on how she could start liking someone as innocent as Chole.

Chole: well...

Kool: I don't think he's that innocent anymore.

[i]After a good laugh...they get a large fire started and Kool begins to cook the maggots while Sere and Chole slice and dice the fruits.[/i]

Rex: So us men just stand by and watch?

Kool: Well, you could get Iris...she's a bit late...[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=royalblue][i]Before Chole could stand up, Iris appeared, lugging a very huge, very dead wild pig......by the hooves.[/i]

Iris: Protein everybody!

Liam: :eek:! How the hell did you kill that?

Iris: Broke its neck. *shrug* And one of those cannibals was kind enough to lend me his knife.......and his head. :devil:

Sere: :rolleyes: You're a demon.

Iris: Yeah.....I know. So who wants bacon?[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]Everyone raises thair hands...[/i]

Chole: Not everyday do you find a pig on a tropical island.

Iris: You'd be surprised where they could live.

Chole: I don't wanna think about it.

Kool: Over here Iris...lemme fix it up!

[i]Iris tosses the pig over to Kool, who takes her pole and rams it through the pig's rear end, through it's mouth.[/i]

Liam: Oooohhh...that is gross!

Kool: You dont' know how to slaughter?

Liam: Not like that...

Kool: You wanna eat it, right?

Liam: Okay, fine...I won't get in your way.

Kool: That's better.

[i]Kool rotates the pig and slices it's belly open, letting the intestince and excess blood fall into the open flames, creating a strange smell..[/i][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=royalblue]Iris: *sniff* Ahh...burning flesh..........

Liam/Rex: :eek:

Chole: ......ee.........

Iris: *snicker* I was just kidding.

[i]...........And time went by.......[/i]

Kool/Iris: Pork Chops!

All but Kool/Iris/Sere: Oo![/COLOR]
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Liam: *looks at the pork* mmmmms :tasty: this needs something. .*thinks* bingo!:D *wanders off*

All: :huh: ?

Liam: *comes back* *holds up a tin* supplies from the boat :D

Rex: *goes starry eyed* is that what i think it is? :drool:

Liam: yup *uncovers the lable*

Chole: er. .strained prunes :therock: ?

Rex: OOOoooOO!! nummy!!! *opens up the tin and starts eating*

Liam: :therock: wrong tin. .*holds up another* Apple sauce!:D
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Rex: *gobbles up the strained prunes* (OOC: o.O) *chucks tin in campfire*

Liam: *tin just narrowly missing his head* :eek:

Rex: :demon:

Liam: Whoa... what's wrong?

Rex: :demon: I wish I hit you then.... :devil:

Liam: wha?

Rex: ...:demon:

Kool: Ok... stop it..

Rex: ...:demon:

Liam: :therock:

Rex: ....oh well... where's another tin of "strained prunes"?
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*Ryan takes out an orange out of his little puch, peeled and dried.*

Ryan: I will have this. I am a vegetarian.

Iris with half of a pork chop in her mouth: Wha??

*Iris splurts chewed meat on the ground.*

Iris: OOps!:blush:

Ryan: I am a vegetarian...

*Ryan eats some leaves and some fruit.*[/size][/color]
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Rex: *walks off*

Liam: *looks at Rex* Where's he goin'?

Iris: Dunno...

Liam: Oh well...

Rex: Naha! *jumps up a tree* Jumps back down with a fish in he's hand*

Iris: :eek:

Kool: Er... how'd he catch a fish.... in a... tree?

Rex: *walks back*

Liam: O.o

Iris: Wha?

Rex: A fish.

Iris: Yeeesss.... but how'd you catch it... up there?

Rex: Umm.... I found it up there.

Chole: O.O

Rex: What?! It's been dead for ages.... why not eat it, rather than letting it rot up there?

Iris: ....:drunk:

Liam: Hmm...

Rex: Well do what you peoples want, I'm going to cook this fishy....
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]In a panic, Chole and Kool went inside the hut and scrambled to get the supplies...[/i]

Kool: Hurry!

Chole: Why, it's just a fish...

Kool: Oh...with the supplies we took, umm...it looks like we're treating some one who got shot.

Chole: Oh well, I guess the sooner we clean up the fish, the better.

Kool: You're not going to eat that thing, are you? I mean, you are an accomplished fisherman.

Chole: I know...

Kool: Good...

[i]Chole and Kool come out of the hut, carrying nothing.[/i]

Rex: Hey, I thought we were gonna clean the fish?

Chole: *grabs fishing net*

Rex: Oh...[/COLOR]
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