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[COLOR=royalblue]Iris: *picks up phone* Hi, we're in room 218 and we have about five guys trying to rape us, fortunatly, our guy friends are here, and we've got them, but could ja please throw them in prison please? Thankx.

Kool/Sere: :haha:

Chole: :wave:[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]This time...Chole blew a kiss at Iris from the ground level. Somehow, the drop didn't even scratch Chole... In a few seconds, Chole was racing up the stairs and into Iris' arms.[/i]

Chole: Hi!

Iris: Oof.. It's nice to see you too...

Chole: Yup...

Liam: Chole, tell me one thing...

Chole: Yeah?

Liam: How did you manage to not get yourself Killed!!!???

Chole: Oh easy...

[i]Chole let go of Iris and jumped out of the window again...and sprang up. And down...up and down...up and down...[/i]

Kool: Trampolene?

Chole: Yeah...I noticed it becuase this hotel doesn't have any ladders so how do they get up here and hang on in the first place.

Iris: Makes sense...now...did you talk to them.

[i]Chole jumped back inside.[/i]

Chole: Yeah...they said that would film and that we would get paid soon enough.

Liam: How soon is soon?[/COLOR]
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Kool-not soon enough.

all-*sigh*

Chole-.....Maybe we can start our own show.

Liam-oh yeah? And what would we call it?

Chole-It can be a talk show starring My Iris!

Iris-*blush* Oh Chole. :blush:

Chole-:D

Kool-I doubt we'll have enough money for that.

Chole-well like we said, we'll be getting paid soon.

Kool-Maybe you forgot how much our monthly income is.

Chole-would you refresh my memory then?

Kool-let's just say this: Garbage men get paid more than we do.

all-YOU'RE KIDDING! RIGHT? :eek:

Iris-You can't be SERIOUS!?

Kool-......yup....I am.....
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[COLOR=darkblue]Chole: Hmmm...acutally, the last time I heard...Garbage men get paid more than teachers do...

Liam: Oh really...

Iris: I think he's right...

Kool: In any case...were the bottom of the barrel, right next to unemployed...even prisoners might get paid more than we do.

Chole: Well, we are selling the chopper, right?

Iris: Yeah...for only what...a couple million bucks.

All: :eek: :eek: Whooo!!!!

Iris: In chinese currency...

All: :shifty:

Iris: :D hehe...sorry to burst your bubble - _ -'[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=blue][i]A tear came from Chole's face...[/i]

Chole: Umm...*sniff* I'm okay...

Liam: They were just kidding.

Chole: I know...

Iris: C'mon Chole, I would never dip that low.

Chole: I know...I know...

Kool: So what can we do now?

Chole: Sell the chopper for a higher price?

Liam: If we do that, we've gotta be careful not to scare them away...

Iris: Okay *picked up phone.*[/color]
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OOC: garbage men DO get payed more than teachers. :D
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Kool-Hey Liam, what about those diamonds you have?

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OOC: sorry. I have become a victim of a temporary wb. >.<
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[COLOR=darkblue]OOC: Now there isn't any shame in saying, "I wanna be a garbage man when I grow up!" :D
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Liam: Oh...these? *opened up his bag*

Chole: Ooo...pretty.

Kool: And our tickets outta here...

Chole: Hmmm...but how are we gonna find a person who's gonna take all of this?

Iris: They might get suspicious that we happen to be carrying serveral million U.S. dollars worth of diamonds.

All: Several million!!!???

Iris: Point to not that I didn't add anything afterwards.

Chole: Then we can live like kings for the rest of our lives!

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Kool-maybe not like kings. A dollar doesn't go as far as it used to, so-

Liam-Not if you call 10-10-32OW!!! What did you do that for, Iris?!

Iris-:angel: I didn't do anything.

Kool-Like I was saying, even if we did get someone to buy the diamonds, it would only last us for a few weeks.

Chole-WEEKS?!

Kool-yes, considering the fact that we have to buy food for everyone, pay for hotels, several rides home by several planes, boats, trains, and taxis, and we should go ahead and save several thousand dollars to bail Rex and Liam out of jail when they do something wrong.

Rex-You make it sound as if you're just EXPECTING us to get in trouble.

Sere-We are!

Liam-what, you don't trust us?

all-NO!
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[COLOR=darkblue]Chole: But aren't diamonds worth at least a million a pound or something like that..?

Kool: Well, yeah, but considering what we might go through...we'd waste it in a year going nuts around the world.

Chole: What if we life frugally.

Iris: No way I'm going back to that old lifestyle.[/COLOR]
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Liam: you know. .we could steal a blackhawk helicopter and sell it for its going price. .

Rex: which is?

Liam: 200 million australian, about 100 million american and erm. .75 million pounds. .

All: . . .

Chole: and where are we going to get one?

Liam: oh yeah. .
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[COLOR=darkblue]Chole: This is China...and they have their own aircraft...

Iris: Hey...so do we...

Liam: So are we going to sell the chopper or not...

Chole: It depends what the asking price is.

Kool: You wanna hold on to the diamonds for now?

Chole: Yeah, until we run out of money.

Rex: Hehe...

Sere: Down boy...

Iris: It is almost morning...we should get out and start looking around this place.

Liam: But the filmers...

Kool: Who cares about them...the can film us all they want, just as long as it isn't in the bathroom or closet....[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]Chole and Liam got their jackets and keys and walked outside their room...[/i]

Liam: Wait a minute.

Chole: Rex...you wanna come with?

Rex: Nah...I think I'll stay behind this time.

Liam: Okay...

[i]Chole closed the door and they headed downstairs, blanketed by the heat. Liam and Chole went crazy and headed out with excitement.[/i][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=royalblue][i]The girls returned to their room much later...all dressed in different clothing than before...[/i]

Kool: I love that dress.....

Iris: Yeah.. Meeh too. :D

Sere: Do you think Chole'll like it?

Iris: I hope so...[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]Sere looked outside the balcony window to see Chole and Liam running around the courtyard, having fun running around in a few new clothes they purchased at the store...[/i]

Sere: Ha! Look at them!

Kool: *lowers her sunglasses* Nice shorts...

Sere: Hey! Chole!!

[i]Chole turned around and waved...he wasn't in his torn old rags anymore...but nice shorts and an orange flower shirt.[/i]

Iris: :D

Liam: C'mon...let's go to the arcade...if there is one...

Chole: I say we hit the pool tables...or the pool...

Liam: Whatever![/COLOR]
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Liam: arcade. .:excited: *wanders downstairs into it*


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6 hours later
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Liam: *wanders up to the rooms* so tired. .so very tired. .:sleep: :sleep:

Rex:. . . was it that good?

Liam: yup. .everything was free. .not a single person in there. .:sleep:

Chole: *walks in* no people? thats not right. .come to think of it, I havent seen anyone but us staying here. .
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[COLOR=darkblue]Chole: But didn't we just see the manager?

Liam: That was yesterday...

Chole: Ummm...

Rex: Don't get worried...it's probably just us...

Chole: There's probably some reasonable explanation that doesn't involve any crazy conspiracies on us...

Liam: Maybe you're right...but those camera people...they go out of their way trying to find us...

[i]Chole looked outside and saw a couple of people on the beach...and he sighed in relief...then he took a look outside their room and ran across the hall to look into the courtyard and saw nothing...he started to get nervous.[/i][/COLOR]
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[COLOR=royalblue]Iris: Nope, let's go swimming!

Kool/Sere: OKAY!

[i]The three lovely women grabbed their new swimming suits and headed downstairs to the back hall, and came out onto a beautiful tropic garden, and down a cobblestone path......and into a lovely swimming area, complete with waterfall.[/i]

Kool: *nudge*

Iris/Kool: :D[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]Chole, Liam, and Rex stayed high and dry as they looked down at the huge swimming pool...[/i]

Rex: I'm telling you, don't mind the empty hotel...

Liam: Okay, fine...hey, Chole...you like jumping off of high places...I dare you to jump off the highest floor and land in the pool.

Chole: *looks up* Hmm...

[i]Without saying a word, Chole started climbing the stairs up to the 19th floor balcony. He got on the edge and looked down...[/i][/COLOR]
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Kool-*looks up* Hey Iris. Is...that...who I think it is?

Sere-Someone's on the roof. What is Rex or Liam up to now?

Kool-um, that's not who I meant. He looks taller, so that must be...

Iris-CHOLE!!!!!!!!!!!! :eek: :bawl: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!


*Chole jumps*
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]Iris got out of the pool and headed upstairs at an inhuman pace...[/i]

Liam: Hey, you owe me one hundred chinese bucks!

Rex: Aw...

[i]The stairway access door swings open...[/i]

Iris: :flaming:

Liam: Oh uh...

Rex: Run!

Iris: I suggest doing the same thing Chole just did...

Rex: But we might be killed!

Iris: I know...
[i]Liam and Rex hesitated before Iris charged at them...and the two dove into the pool, causing a huge splash.[/i]

Chole: Hi!

Rex/Liam: Ugh...[/COLOR]
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