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[COLOR=royalblue]Rex: I wanna play with the polar bears!!!!!

Iris: .......Oh bloody moon, polar bears are from the NORTH POLE!

Rex/Liam: Oh.

Chole: Besides, that's really really expensive.

Kool/Sere: And there's no food.

Iris: No warm sun.[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=darkblue]Chole: Oh yeah...especially that...

Kool: You hate the cold, Chole?

Chole: *nods*

Liam: Well, I guess we can look around here...there's a lot of places we can go sightseeing here...then once the next cheap cruise ship comes...

Sere: Wait! Isn't that what got us stranded in the first place?

Chole: Well...for me yeah...

Iris: Let's take a walk...[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]Chole stopped and took a look at one of the many public baths in the area...[/i]

Liam: What's up Chole?

Chole: I guess the people here are pretty shameless...

Rex: Huh? *Takes a glance* :eek:

Liam: What' is it Rex?

Rex: :bawl: It's a dream come true!!!!

Iris: *palm to forehead* OH...no...

Chole: *shrugs* Looks relaxing.

Kool: At least Chole's thinking differently about those things...

Liam: Well come back later...maybe...

Rex: Yeah...be back...yeah :tasty:

Sere: :nope:[/COLOR]
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Kool-Sorry, Ryan, but there's no penguins in China.

Ryan-To the zoo then!

*they set off towards the zoo.*

Iris-aww, look at the penguins. They're almost as cute as you, Chole.

Chole-:D

Ryan-:flaming: Almost?

Sere-I wish we could read what the sign says about the penguin...

Kool-but it's all in Chinese. I don't think anyone can speak Chinese here.

Chole-Japanese maybe...

Iris-but not Chinese.

Ryan-:flaming: almost!? ALMOST!? [b]ALMOST?!?!?![/b]
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[COLOR=darkblue]Iris: I can sorta read it...

Chole: *stares blankly*

Iris: Okay...I can't...say...maybe 21 out of 5000 that you have to remember...

Kool: That's a lot...

Liam: It couldn't be that hard...if 2 billion people know it.

Sere: Stop with the numbers!

Ryan: Hehe...

[i]Ryan jumped the fence and dove into the water. He swam for a bit and lay on the ice with the penguins..[/i]

Rex: Cool...

Chole: Rex!

Rex: What?

Ryan: This is fun! And you said the penguins were Almost as cute as Chole.

Iris: Well...to me he is.

Kool: We can agree on that...but Ryan...get out of there!!

[i]Ryan picked up a penguin[/i]

Ryan: but the penguins like me...see?! :D

Penguin: :rolleyes:

Ryan: And they're so cute! The cutest animals in the whole widest world!

[i]He hugged the penguins...[/i]

Penguin: :help:

All: :nope:

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Liam: *looks at the sign* erm I did a couple of years of chinese at school ... mebbe I could help. .

*looks at the sign*

Liam: erm. .these something are 9 years old and come from erm.. cant read *looks down* brought here .. . 3 years ago. That all I can read

All: . . .

Liam: what? did I do something wrong?
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[COLOR=royalblue]Iris: *sigh* Ryan, get out before security makes you get out.

Ryan: But...but...

Kool/Iris: :demon:

Sere: *pulls out 9mm.

Ryan: :D *climbs out* I'm out!

Chole: *sigh* You are so thick.......

Liam: As bad as us?

Rex: Yeah!

Iris: Nobody is as bad as you two.

Kool: Who wants lunch?[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=darkblue]Chole: I guess that wasn't important after all...

Kool: What's important is, is that we don't get deported out of here!

Liam: Oh...fiddlesticks...

Sere: Whos gonna get Ryan?

Rex: *wanders off, following a couple of cute Japanese tourists.*

Iris: :rolleyes:

Chole: What if we let the guards handle it...

Kool: You know what?! Why don't we let the Penguins handle it...

[i]Kool took a deep breath, put her fingers between her lips and blew, sending out a high-pitched whistle...

Penguins: :flaming: :devil:

Chole: ooo...

[i]The penguins made quick work of Ryan, successfully kicking him out...and slapping their fins together...[/i]

Kool: Thanks.

Penguins: :angel:

Ryan: :blackeye:[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=royalblue][i]The group sat down and picked up the menues. A waiter shambled up several minutes later and pulled out a pen and pad.[/i]

Waiter: What'll it be miss?

Iris: Bento box.

Sere/Kool: Noodles.

Rex: Um...sushi.

Liam: ME TOO!!

Ryan: Me three!

Chole: Tempura.

Watier: Anything else?

Iris: Six bowls of miso soup, and six glasses of water please. :D

Waiter: Sure....[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=darkblue]Chole: *whispers* may I please have a glass of water...

Iris: Don't say it!

Kool: Why?

Iris: Inside thing...

Kool: Nevermind...

[i]A few minutes later the waiter came back, holding up a huge tray, carrying a live devil octopus...[/i]

Liam: What?!

Waiter: Oh I'm sorry...wrong table...

[i]The waiter walks away, carrying the plate...but the octopus holds onto Ryan...[/i]

Ryan: Umm...

Chole: Hey, it likes you...[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=royalblue]Iris: Oh god..........that thing is poisonous you know.

Kool: I wonder if he'll die.

Iris: Couldn't be so bad. :devil:

Sere: Oo.......he's turning purple everybody!

Liam: Does that mean he's dying?

Iris: I don't know.........oh well, who else wants to kiss the octopus?[/COLOR]
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OOC: how did you know I always wanted to try sushi?
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Liam: *looks around the restaurant while waiting* I could get used to this

Kool: I second that!

Ryan: I third it!

Rex: I *gets mouth covered by Iris*

Iris: lets just stop this before it gets out of hand:rolleyes:
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[COLOR=royalblue]Waiter: Okay, here you go.......*sets down a huge platter of food*

Chole: !! YES!!

Iris: *picks up chop sticks* Yeah, pretty tasty....

Kool: *slurp* Mm.....not bad.

Sere: What's this? *picks out something with eyes*

Iris: Oh, that's a baby squid. ;)

Sere: UGH!!!

Liam: I'll eat it. :D[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]Chole grabbed hold of one of the Octopus' tentacles and pulled it off. Some of the "suckers" still clinging onto Ryan's face...[/i]

Chole: Waiter!

Waiter: I'm so sorry..

[i]The waiter pulled the octopus and carried it away back to the kitchen...[/i]

Octopus: :bawl:

Chole: Is it just me or do the animals here have personalities?

All: *shrug*[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=royalblue][i]Iris sighed and shook her head, then buried her face in the soup bowl, sucking it clean in a matter of seconds.[/i]

Kool: Such manners...

Iris: I learn from the best. *points to Sere*

Sere: :tasty: What?

Iris: Nevermind......

Rex: *gasp* Gwargh....I'm alive!

Iris: What a pity.[/COLOR]
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Liam: *finishes sushi* nummy ... only one thing wrong, my mouth tastes icky. .

All: keep away from me

Liam: need something to drink. .*sees vending machine* :D *wanders off and comes back with a couple of cans*
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Rex: *grabs a can* SSSLLLUUUUUUUUUUuuuurrrrrrppppp....

All: :all:

Rex: *throws can away* *grabs another one* SSSLLLUUUUUUUUUUuuuurrrrrrppppp....

All: :all:

Rex: *throws can away* *grabs for another one, but Iris stops him*

Rex: ....*sniff* ...:bawl:

Iris: You'll make yourself sick!

Liam: grabs for another can* *copies Rex* SLLLUURRPP!

All: :all:

Chole: You drank that in 4 seconds straight! :eek: ...faster than Rex!

Liam: *drinks another one in 3 seconds straight*

All: :all:

Rex: :bawl: *Iris sill holding him back* I want another one!! :bawl:

Iris: SHUT!!!! ....UP!!!!

Rex: :eek: .......*stays quiet*

Liam: *drinks another 4 in 3 seconds straight*

Kool: Maybe you should stop too Liam....

Liam: :D
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Liam: ok, I'll stop drinking cans. .

Kool: thats good. .:shifty: wait something isnt right here

Liam: *calls out* waiter? could I have a two litre bottle of 7up here?

All: *anime fall*

Liam: what? :gulp: tis good :gulp: :gulp: *finishes bottle* We should get a move on, I dont think it'd be wise to be outside at night. .
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[size=1]

Iris: These are great!

Kool: Yep! Ryan you like these??

*No Answer*

Kool: Ryan?

Chole: Uh oh..Where did Ryan go??

*A voice on a speaker says.*

Speaker: There are currently 548,154,210 penguins missing from the zoo. If anyone has seen them please alert the guards.

Chole: Like I said, uh oh!

Kool: RYAN!!!!!!!!!!:flaming:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

*Ryan runs into a car and lets all of the penguins in. Ryan turns on the air conditioner and drives off.*

Ryan: Now, lets go to my house, it has a huge pool!
asty:
Penguin: :D

Ryan: THey didn't know I had a house here in China![/size]
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