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Kool-Rex, would you really have eaten that fish? That's (stresses these words) [B]been up there for years?[/B]

Rex-Why not? I eat prunes, don't I?

Kool-That's a good point. Hey, Liam! Where are you going?

Liam-I want to see if there's some food in the tree too! :D

Iris-(mumbles) good luck.

Liam-hey, Rex did it, didn't he? *starts climbing*

Ryan-let me know if there's fruit up there.

Liam-Can do! *disappears among the branches*

Chole-3, 2, 1....

[B]CRASSSSHHHHH!!!!![/B]

*Liam is sprawled out on the ground*

Liam-ouchies. :blackeye:

Iris-I knew it. He didn't get anything.

Liam-not true! *pulls out a pumpkin*

Ryan-How the heck did that get up there!?

Kool-You need to learn not to be surprised at anything those two do. *sigh*

Liam-I also found some golf clubs. :D

Kool-*looks up* Forget what I just said. HOW THE HECK DID GOLF CLUBS GET UP THERE?!?!?!?! THIS IS A DESERTED ISLAND with the exception of uncivilized cannibals!!

Liam-me don't know! :D

Iris-Well now that we have these golf clubs, we can finally keep you under control.

Liam/Rex-huh? :confused:

Iris-*brandishes a large thick one* One stupid thing that either of you do, and this'll crash down on your heads, understood?

Rex/Liam-*gulp*
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]Chole comes back with a net full of fish...[/i]

Chole: Ta-Da!

Kool: *pinches nose* Oh, Chole...how...nice of you...

Chole: You think this is too much? *drops flopping net*

Iris: You didn't take the entire school did you?

Chole: Well, it was there, so I took the opportunity.

Iris: Good, but we need it to last for a long time.

Chole: Oh, okay, not problem...

[i]Chole takes 3/4ths of the fish and throws it back into the ocean.[/i]

Ryan: Much better.

Liam: Can we eat now? I'm starving...[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=royalblue]Iris: ...........:rolleyes: That pork has been ready for a long time now....

Liam: I want fish!

Kool/Sere/Iris: .........*collective anime sigh*

Chole: *wraps up net* Ahh........that was useful.

Iris: Do we have anymore rubbing alcohol?[/COLOR]
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[COLOR=darkblue][i]Chole tosses Iris a small bottle of non-alcoholic alcohol.[/i]

Iris: Umm, thanks...

Chole: Never got a chance to use it after Rex decided to let go of that fishy...

[i]He goes over to the fire and turns the pork to keep it from getting burned. He then takes it out and lays it across a clean slab of rock.[/i][/COLOR]
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Liam: *carves out the inside of the pumpkin* Party trick!!!

All: . . .

Liam: :D *puts the pumpkin on his head and it slips down like a mask, totally covering his head*

All: *snicker*

Liam: *oddly muffled voice* MUHA! *cough* er. .air . [SIZE=1]ack. .[/SIZE] *collapses clutching at the pumpkin*

All: :rotflmao:

*he keeps clutching at it*

Kool: er methinks he isnt joking any more o.O

Liam: *stiffly smashes pumpkin on a rock* . . . *collapses sluggishly*

Rex: I know! *picks up a massive bamboo pole and smashes the pumpkin open*

Liam: . . .*spits out a couple of pumpkin seeds* pumpkin evil. .
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*Ryan walks back to everyone holding 5 pouches of blueberries and strawberries.*

Kool: Where did you get those?

Ryan: What these?

Rex: yes those!

Ryan: Oh, the tree gave them to me...

Iris: The Tree?!!

Ryan: Yep!

Liam: The tree is good to us isn't it?

Ryan: Sure is..

Iris: That tree is just a tree!!!!!!!!!!1:mad:

Ryan: Go to the tree and see for yourself!

*Iris stomps her way to the tree, climbs up it then ends up falling out with a huge knot on her head.*

Ryan: Atleast it gave you something lol!

*Points to the knot.*

Liam:HAHAHAHAHA!

*Iris beats Ryan and Liam with the golf clubs.*[/size][/color]
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[COLOR=darkblue]Chole: Good thing I'm out of the wackyness...

Kool: Then where's all the fun coming outta you, man?

Chole: *points to Iris, Ryan and Liam* Over there...

Kool: LOL!

Chole: It's funny watching those three...

Kool: Just don't start complaining when it's your turn to play around.

Chole: I won't :D[/COLOR]
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Liam: . . wonder if any of the other trees are good to us. .

*climbs up another tree*

*buzzing sound is heard*

. . . .

Liam: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!:eek: YAAAAAAAAAH!!! *jumps out of the tree closely followed by a swarm of bees*

*Liam runs around for a while with his hands in the air away from the bees*

All: . . .
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Rex: Bees? Or... wasps? :demon:

Liam: BEEEEESSSSSSS!!!!!!

Rex: .....bees, or wasps...? :demon:

Liam: .........BBBEEEEEEEEEEEEESSS!!!!!!!!

Rex: ........bees, or wa-

Iris: SHUT UP REX!!!!

Rex: :demon:

Kool: Oh no, he's starting that... look.... thing.. again...

Iris: No his not. *smashes Rex over the head with a golf club*

Rex: *dazed*

Liam: BBBEEEEEESSSS!!!!!!

Chole: ......hmm..... Maybe we should just.... leave him...?

Rex: *still dazed*

Liam: HEEELLPPP!!!!!! BEEEEEESSS!!!!!!
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[COLOR=royalblue]Iris: For the love of god...

Kool: Sere! Drag Rex with you...Ryan, get Liam...

Chole: And I do?

Iris: No time!

[i]She grabbed his hands and Kool ran with Ryan...they dove headfirst into the water and submerged themselves completely...Later, Liam, Sere, and Rex splashed in...[/i][/COLOR]
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Chole: Bwah!!!

Kool: Nice change, Ain't it?

Chole: *wipes water off face* Yeah!

[i]Chole sprinkles water all over Kools face.[/i]

Kool: Hey! Stop that!

[i]Kool does a backflip, her feet jumping out of the water, splashing Chole and kicking him under the chin[/i]

Chole: Ugh! *knock out!*

Kool: Ooops;...
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[COLOR=royalblue]Iris: You idiot. *hauls Chole up by the shoulders* Now we get to stand on coral and wait for the bees to leave.

Kool: Sorry.

Chole: :sleep: ....

Iris: Egh...

Rex: My head hurts.

Sere: :haha: You got stung on the ear.[/COLOR]
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Liam: hmm. .*looks around* there must be. .AHA!

Kool: what?:rolleyes:

Liam: FISHY!! :D :D *points to a shark*

Sere: . . . we cant go anywhere with you can we:therock:

Liam: *picks up a pointy stick floating near them* we go hunt now :D

All: . . .

Liam: :D *pulls out knife* Muha!

*dives into the water*

*the shark starts thrashing and the water goes a deep blood red*

Rex: er. .O.o

*Liams head pops up out of the water, and he holds up a piece of the shark*

Liam: Fish anyone?:laugh:
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[COLOR=darkblue]Iris: How in the world?

Chole: :sleep:

Liam: Attack the shark first before it attacks you...duh...

Kool: Is that why you only escaped with a flesh wound to the leg.

Liam: *kicks leg over the waterline* Ohh...yeah!

Sere: *palm to forehead* Oh man....*shakes head*

Liam: *Sticks up head and chest in much pride*[/COLOR]
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Kool-*looks up* well, at least the bees are gone.

*they get out of the water*

Rex-I want some pumpkin pie!

Liam-I don't wanna think about pumpkins right now. I want to play with the shark! :D

Chole-........ *sweatdrop*

Iris-um, OK, if you really want to....go...right ahead. *sweatdrop*

Liam-YEAH!! *throws himself headlong into the water*

All-.........

Iris-.......the pie does sound good.

Sere-yeah, but, like I said, we don't have an oven.

Kool-.......I know how to make an oven. It won't be as good as an electric oven, but it will work.

Chole-really? How?

Kool-I'll show you. Bring me some of those large, smooth, flat rocks.

Iris-Ok. *hands her 5 rocks*

Kool-perfect. Ryan, the tree seems to work for you, try to get some glue from it.

Ryan-Okay. *climbs the tree* *comes back down* Sorry, all it gave me was mud and peanut butter.

Kool-That'll work. *sets up the 5 stones to make it look like a cube; but leaving the front part open. She cements them together using the mud and peanut butter.*

Kool-now I need one more stone, but it must be VERY flat.

Liam-*shouts from the ocean* OW! That's my foot! You took my foot! An eye for an eye, they say! *takes out the knife. He cuts the dorsal fin off of the shark. The shark seems to scream in pain and swims away. Liam hobbles onto the beach.*

Liam-owies! It took my foot! :bawl:

Iris-well, I can cut off Rex's foot and sew it on to yours. :devil:

Rex-NOOOOOO!!!!!!! *runs away out of Iris's sight*

Iris-I was just kidding. :rolleyes: anyway, we can carve you-

Liam-oh don't worry about it. That was a fake foot that I use for jokes. I still have my real one. :D

all-*anime style fall*

Kool-*notices the dorsal fin* Hey! It's perfect! Thanks! *takes it and inserts it into the middle of the oven. She takes some wood, puts it at the bottom of the oven, and makes a fire.* Done! Shall we make pumpkin pie? :D

all-YEAH!!!!!
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[COLOR=darkblue]Chole: Good thinking...you're really smart Kool.

Kool: Ha! I know!

Iris: :shifty:

Kool: What was that?

Iris: Nothing :D

Kool: Nevermind...ummm

[i]Takes pie, pulls the excess flap over and shoves it into the oven.[/i]

Ryan: Can't wait!

Chole: Can we bake that shark after?

Liam: No!!! This shark is my best friend!

Iris: W...T................................................................F? :therock:

Liam: Waaahhhh!!! *hugs shark*...

Shark: X_X[/COLOR]
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OOC: lol! (X_X that face is funny! :D)
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Kool-so what should we do afterwards?

Liam-Explore Mt. Everest!!

Iris-*beats him on the head* I hope that knocked some sence into you. We're on a deserted island, idiot!

Liam-ouchies. :blackeye: There's no need for name-calling.

Kool-.....now seriously. What should we do afterwards.

Ryan-we can try to make it to Australia.

Chole-or we can get revenge on the tv producers for trying to kill us. :demon:

Rex-I'm with that suggestion. :demon:

Sere-Oh boy. Now Rex has gotten Chole doing the stare thing. -.-'

Rex-:demon:
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[size=1][color=crimson]

*Ryan wanders around.*

Ryan: LOOK! I FOUND A LAMP!

*Ryan rubs it and a genie comes out.*

Genie: I will grant each one of u a wish.

Iris: This is our chance!

*Each person excpet Ryan asks to leave the island back to their home and they disappear.*

Genie: Your last!

*Ryan rubs his chin.*

Ryan: I wish everyone else was here to help me with my wish..

*Everyone appears back on the island and the genie and the lamp disappear.*

IRIS: YOU LIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:flaming: :flaming:

Chole: I AM GOING TO!!!!!!!!!!:flaming: :flaming:

KOOL: RYAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:flaming: :flaming:

Ryan: um..oops???

*Ryan runs for his life.*[/size][/color]
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[COLOR=darkblue][size=1]OOC: lol...I kinda laughed myself a little when I posted that...[/size]

Chole: I don't think that's who I got my rage from...

[i]Everyone looks at Iris...[/i]

Iris: :wave: Hehehe....*smiles innocently*

Kool: Wait...just a minute...how did everyone get here?

Chole: They happened to rescue me from a trading barge I was in.

Kool: You were a slave?

Chole: Almost...until they saved me.

Ryan: They did bring good to him..but how about the rest of us?

Liam: They just pulled me off the street and asked me if I wanted to be in a TV show.

Iris: Same here...

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