anime_dark Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Indigo]Congrats! You have become the best hacker ! Unfortunately,when testing out your hacking skill you accidentaly hack into a porn site giving you 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 spywares and viruses ! This causes your computer to go haywire and send these 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 spywares and viruses to every computer in the entire universe creating an angry mob of nerds,geeks etc. ready to kill you anytime.. Another weird wish.. I wish to be THE ONE who controls the whole universe ! And when i become THE ONE it would be practically impossible for you to make my wish go wrong.. BEAT THAT !! :D [/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Flasher Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]Congradulations! You now rule the universe! Unfortuantly for you, you have trouble keeping your bedroom in order, let alone manipulating even the SIMPLIST biochemical reactions. As a result, the entire universe goes exstinct. Except you. And since you're the immortal ruler of the universe, you cannot die. You live for eons. Alone. I wish I had a cookie. Not a cookie filled with poison or a snake cookie, I want a normal, regular, absolutely average CHOCALTE-CHIP COOKIE![/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renayiiq Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Yay, you have a cookie, without poison or a snake. Unlucky for you, it was filled with pot (not a poison, so ha!), and you got caught eating the cookie by a cop, who charged you with possession. I wish I was with a friend of mine named Jeremy, getting laid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sara Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 [color=#b0000b][size=1][strike]Congratulations! You have a cookie! Unfortunately, your absolutely normal cookie [i]was[/i] absolutely normal...three years ago. You break a tooth trying to bite it, and have to spend the rest of the day in the waiting room at the dentist's office.[/strike] [b]I wish I had a mopdog.[/b] ---- Grr. Congratulations, you're with Jeremy. Why you want him to watch while you're being rebirthed by a chicken, though, is anyone's guess. ...I still want a mopdog. A non-rabid mopdog, without parasites.[/color][/size] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ai.sAkUrA.chan Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 yayness, u now have ur very own mopdog. Somehow ur best friend becomes jelouse of you and your mopdog, and exactly at 12 AM comes to your house, painfully kills you and keeps ur puppy, but then gets pestered by it, so she turns it in to the dog pound, no one ever takes him, so he dies...eventually. *sorry if it's too cruel XD* my wish: i wish i could meet elijah woods, a sane, NORMAL,smart, and attractive Elijah woods. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodeca Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 [SIZE=1][B][I]~Ba-zing![/I][/B] Congratulations, you've been granted the chance to meet, in all his normal goodness, Elijah Woods! He's smart, funny, sane, and the two of you are best of buddies in no time. Go you! Sadly, his bodyguard his a jealous, maniacal freakshow of an Elijah fanboy, and he really doesn't like you stealing his buddy. After a thoroughly enjoyable day, you head off home with a dreamy smile on your face... but you never get there, thanks to Bodyguard Jimmy and his shovel of doom. [B]I wish[/B] [COLOR=DimGray][with the hope that Prick Wizard doesn't hop in with his elves again][/COLOR] [B]that I could talk with the animals![/B] [/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalon Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Congratulations on talking to animals! Unfortunately, the animals bother you all the time wanting youto feed them. No one will give you a job because you smell like animals, so you cannot buy them food. The animals turn on you and decide you taste even better than Purina cat chow. You are now your own special brand of pet chow. I wish I was surrounded by all the hottest bishonen from every anime. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dagger Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 Congratulations! You are now surrounded by all the hottest bishounen from every anime. However, virtually all of them are either a) infuriatingly angsty, b) total drama queens, c) chased by hordes of psychopathic enemies or d) actual psychopaths. Running from an army of attractive but bloodthirsty bishounen (ranging from evil doctors to world domination-seeking megalomaniacs), you find shelter with the good-looking good guys. Tragically, they're so emo that it makes you want to gag them with a spoon. They spend most of their time brooding and using up all your good shampoo. Driven to suicide by the fact that they're much prettier than you or any other woman could ever hope to be, you drive your car off a cliff and die in a blaze of glory. Or at least gasoline. I wish I could win the lottery. (Has this been done before? If so, my apologies.) ~Dagger~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macewindu0099 Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 wish grantedyou win the lottery;unluckily you get mugged and everything stolen from you except the clothes u wear and u cant return home because you have nothing to go home to beacuse they took everything you owned i wish i had nuthing more than wut i have,beat that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
renayiiq Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 [quote name='macewindu0099']wish grantedyou win the lottery;unluckily you get mugged and everything stolen from you except the clothes u wear and u cant return home because you have nothing to go home to beacuse they took everything you owned i wish i had nuthing more than wut i have,beat that![/quote] So you have nothing more than what you have now. Sadly, you can never get anything more, ever. You never go anywhere in life, but all your friends do. I wish my mom would let me have a mohawk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Albert Flasher Posted April 2, 2006 Share Posted April 2, 2006 [FONT=Times New Roman][COLOR=Sienna]Congradulations! You're mom has allowed you to have a mohawk! Unforunatly for you, Prick Wizard has not! He ambushes you on your way from purchasing your freshly-sharpened mohawk, and rolls a 12, which beats your armour save and kills you on the spot. Owned by Prick Wizard. I wish I had a villain in a Scooby Doo episode.[/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee123 Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 congrats you get a villin from scooby doo sadly its the cat ladies in an old scooby doo cartoon movie they grab you and turn you into a zombie. I wish i was Bill Gates with a shot gun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalon Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 Huzzahs for you, you are Mr. Gates with a shot-gun! Unfortunately, there are too many people who hate Bill Gates to be stopped with just a measly shot-gun. You run out of ammo in five seconds. The last people to have their hands on you are the rabid and dangerousNintendo(my console) and Sony fan-boys, as well as all the angry X-Box fan boys who had to wait so long to get a 360. I would go into detail, but as any true gamer knows, fan-boys will commit any number of unspeakable acts and are more dangerous than even Chuck Norris! I wish I had a team of loyal ninja assassins trained to serve my every whim. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anime_dark Posted April 3, 2006 Share Posted April 3, 2006 [FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=Indigo]Congrats! you now have your own team of loyal ninja assassins trained to serve your every whim. Unfortunately you didn't say they had to be GOOD ninja assassins. Failing in every mission you have ordered them to go on they eventually win an award for Lamest ninja team in the 49th Annual Ninja Awards... In the end you live your whole life in aggony as your ninja's NEVER seem to get anything right.. I wish for myself (Nobody thought of this?)[/COLOR][/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalon Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Congratulations on getting yourself, anime_dark! You have no highly advanced ninja skills, cookies, anime bishie, weapons, or piles of money; you just have you. Unfortunately, since you wished for yourself and no one or nothing else, the wishing gods put you on top of Mt. Everest with no supplies far away from human contact. You have yourself all by your self. Eventually a group of explorers finds you dead of hypothermia in the fetal position. You wished for yourself, you got yourself, and you died with yourself. I wish to control other people's minds/actions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee123 Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Wish granted! yay you! you controll people's minds now. you accidently say you rather get killed then go to school so someone kills you cuz you said that. I wish i was godzilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Aaryanna Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 [COLOR=DarkSlateBlue]Congratulations you got the ability to control other people?s minds and actions. Unfortunately since you have never done any form of mind control before you can?t pick what part of your mind is controlling everyone. As a result the sheer power of your worst nightmares are being projected onto other people and they are now re-enacting those horrible dreams. Now you are running for your life as hoards of knife and gun welding murders are pursuing you. And just like your worst nightmare, there is no escape. No one hears your screams when you die. [B]EDIT:[/B] Congratulations you are now Godzilla, unfortunately for you it?s 500 years in the future and with current technology you are immediately vaporized. Too bad. I wish I could talk to animals. [/COLOR] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitchen Sink Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 [SIZE=1]Congratulations, now you can talk to animals, unfortunately, your conversations with the animals do not go down too well, and they end up rebelling agains ttheir human masters, and telling you what they really think of that stinking pet food. Even your own dog defies you and trots off to greener pastures. This makes you very sad, because you love that dog to bits. Animals don't like humans, it seems, and you end up going into hiding out of fear of every thing that barks/meows/tweets/whinnies etc... I wish I could find my lost lightbulb.[/SIZE] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anakoni Stark Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 congrats! you finally find the lightbulb, but there is no source avlibile to put the bulb into, on your quest to find a a place to put it, you accidentally drop it and it shatters into a million irrecoverable shards the kid who picks on bart simpson: ha ha! Leon: i wish i were able to tap into my love of fire and turn it into pyrokensis[ a fusion of telekensis and fire] and became a martyr :animesmil thank you for your time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalon Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 Congratulations on the pyrokinesis! You also get your wish to be a martyr. You save a child from a speeding truck by setting a ring of flames around it. The truck stops before it reaches the child, but has enough time to hit you instead. The driver gets out safely while you are burned and mangled in the exploding truck. Martyrdom is complete! I wish I could change into any animal on Earth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Claire Posted April 4, 2006 Author Share Posted April 4, 2006 [FONT=Arial]Yes, you can change into any animal you want. But who said you can change back? You realize this as you're stuck in a cat form, and a creepy old lady with a glass eye adds you to her collection (which consists of twenty-one other felines). Your new name is Howard Hughes. I wish I had a bicycle![/FONT] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Metal Dragon Posted April 4, 2006 Share Posted April 4, 2006 [B[U]]Congratulations[/U][/B] You now have a bycicle. The only problem is, it is a demonic bycicle and its sole purpose is to kill you!!! Sadly, it doesn't end there, the bycicle will torment you for all eternity!!! I wish I ruled the world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lee123 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Now you rule the world the world called Pluto theres no air and its below freezing. I wish I was Godzilla Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
macewindu0099 Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 [QUOTE=lee123]Now you rule the world the world called Pluto theres no air and its below freezing. I wish I was Godzilla[/QUOTE] you are now godzilla but when you are done rampaging through tokyo king kong comes and kills you when you are weak and exhausted i wish i was dead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kalon Posted April 5, 2006 Share Posted April 5, 2006 Macewindu0099, you have--fortunately or unfortunately--been pronounced dead after living in extreme pain from being trapped under a boulder on a mountainside. Since this thread makes wishes go horribly wrong, I have a special surprise for you: a crazed necromancing hamster has just reanimated your corpse! You spend the rest of your afterlife working as a minion for a small, furry, evil-spellcasting hamster named Mephistopheles. Common chores include working to make an even bigger exercise wheel and cleaning the hamster cage. I wish to have a faithful, hot, smart, and overall perfect man-servant to serve me and my crazed fan-girlness. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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