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The internet has some really bizarre things out there. But what's the one thing that's so weird, so outrageous, so "wtf?" that you just can't stop thinking about it?

I think [url="www.wimp.com/llama"][u]the llama song[/u][/url] just can't be beat. Just watch it a couple times and you'll find you can't look away. And you can't help but wonder what horrifying human being thought of it and for what purpose. The song almost offends you it's so random. Only on the internet...
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[COLOR=Sienna]Once upon a time there was a picture circulating the internet of a girl in a bathtub drinking (Yes, drinking) her own feces. It's hard to describe but, than again, you probably wouldn't want me to describe it.

I've also seen a man get his penis caught in a mousetrap. I officially hate Rotten.com.

It was disgusting >.>[/COLOR]
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[SIZE=1]The wierdest things that I've found online are as follows:

-Making Google speak Klingon: I was fiddling around on the computer in the school library with a friend, and he showed me the Google foriegn languages bit. Klingon was just the start, as Google also speaks leet (I have no idea how to spell it, none the less read it), Ig-pay Atin-Lay (Pig Latin, for those who don't get it), and even mocks the Swedish Chef from the Muppets (Bork, bork, bork).

-Elgoog: Some idiot had a heck of a lot of time on their hands, so they made a Google mirror. It does the same exact stuff as Google too. Imagine, a reversed Google speaking reversed Klingon. I died laughing.

-'You have reached The End of the Internet': More people with a lot of time on their hands. They actually made sites that said that you've reached the End of the Internet, do not pass Go, do not collect $200, and go read a book.

And, last but not least...

-[URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MlRKUqPa_6Q] [U]Kakashi doing the Numa Numa dance.[/U][/URL] Just watch and see...[/SIZE]
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I have seen everything on the internet. I have seen people in costumes doing... all kinds of stuff, I've seen the full abilities of flashanimation, the ultimate light saber duel, anime chicks doing it, hell, heaven, and god itself.

My favorite jem of the internet has to be a certain ytmnd in which a man reads a pop-tart box which says "microwave for 3 seconds". He does, and it doesn't work, so.. well just find it and watch it :animesmil
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[COLOR=Sienna]Oh, speaking of Google versions, you have got to visit Gizoogle. It's like Snoop Dog's version of Google. Everything translates into 'gangsta' and is absolutely hilarious. It has a 'textilizer' that translates anything you want into 'gangsta' and makes me laugh out loud. The O's in Gizoogle are spinners, too, so it's cool.

Example: [B]Is this tha real life-
Is this jizzy fantasizzles in a landslide-
No escape fizzy realizzle yo eyes
Look up ta tha skies n see-
I'm jizzay a poor boy,i need no sympathy-
coz I'm eazy come,easy go,
A shawty high,little low,
Anyway tha wind blows,doesn't really matta ta me,
To me [/B]

Hilarious![/COLOR]
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[COLOR=DarkRed][FONT=Garamond]The Numa Numa kid has to be pretty high up there with the wierdest things I've seen. Along with the Star Wars kid.

Oh! And the German Youth that had a mental breakdown when his computer froze. [URL=http://youtube.com/watch?v=M8pR1rZZHEs&search=crazy%20german%20kid][Link][/URL]

Other than that, Goatse, nuff said.[/FONT][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]Probably something explicit that isn't appropriate for this post. Haha.

But besides that i saw a zelda parody on Google video before. It was hilarious.
[URL=http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2967926040995072267&q=zelda+parody]Zelda Parody[/URL]

Go check it out, you won't regret it. ^L^

Later.

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I think Mega64 deserves a mention here. Mega64 are a group that have produced a number of skits relating to video games. The skits are part of a TV show that was originally intended for Public access TV (whatever that is), the shows creator Cites it as "Jackass with video games".

you can find some skits [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LVAJiQ6NUWA&search=Mega%2064]here[/URL] , [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGno__BcS6I&search=Mega%2064]here,[/URL] [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fRCngSz40vI&search=Mega%2064]here[/URL] [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FcN18MZ8lCY&search=Mega%2064]and here[/URL].
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[SIZE=1]Dang! I can't believe that I completely forgot about everyone's ultimate fantasy when it comes to Trigun and Cowboy Bebop! By that, I mean an actual fight between Vash and Spike, so perfectly executed that you really don't care if they're not a part of the same universe. It's hilarious as well--a must if it involves Spike and Vash.

So, without any further ado, I present [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUlxnPttdxg][U]Tainted Doughnuts[/U][/URL].

Rest assured, you're gonna love it. :animesmil [/SIZE]
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[QUOTE=Stark][SIZE=1]Dang! I can't believe that I completely forgot about everyone's ultimate fantasy when it comes to Trigun and Cowboy Bebop! By that, I mean an actual fight between Vash and Spike, so perfectly executed that you really don't care if they're not a part of the same universe. It's hilarious as well--a must if it involves Spike and Vash.

So, without any further ado, I present [URL=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUlxnPttdxg][U]Tainted Doughnuts[/U][/URL].

Rest assured, you're gonna love it. :animesmil [/SIZE][/QUOTE]

:animeknow Wow! Creepy!

I like it!
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[SIZE=1]I've seen some pretty insane stuff online, just like everyone else...though most of it is a bit explicit and I'm sure people don't want to know.

Just thought I'd point out that I looked at Gizoogle on Cygnus's suggestion and I searched for [B]yaoi[/B].

"[B][U]The Massive Destruction Lemon Yaoi Gallery[/U][/B]
Anime men bustin' sweet love."

My God. I can now die amused and happy. Cygnus, you own all my love points.[/SIZE]
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[quote name='Boo][size=1']Someone sent me a filmclip in which you saw a woman shove a plastic object of pleasure in a man's... yeah... That was awful. [/size][/quote]
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You saw it too?! I was going to mention it but I didn't want to give people friggin nightmares! COULD NOT SLEEP FOR A WEEK!

At least, not without a jockstrap on...[/COLOR]
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[QUOTE=Cygnus X-1][COLOR=Sienna]Oh, speaking of Google versions, you have got to visit Gizoogle. It's like Snoop Dog's version of Google. Everything translates into 'gangsta' and is absolutely hilarious. It has a 'textilizer' that translates anything you want into 'gangsta' and makes me laugh out loud. The O's in Gizoogle are spinners, too, so it's cool.

Example: [B]Is this tha real life-
Is this jizzy fantasizzles in a landslide-
No escape fizzy realizzle yo eyes
Look up ta tha skies n see-
I'm jizzay a poor boy,i need no sympathy-
coz I'm eazy come,easy go,
A shawty high,little low,
Anyway tha wind blows,doesn't really matta ta me,
To me [/B]

Hilarious![/COLOR][/QUOTE]

Oh my god, I LOVE Gizoogle. I love looking up serious sites like CNN and National Geographic with it. It's hysterical.
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[size=1][font=georgia]The 'Masturbating Cat' sure caught my eye. I think that was shown on VH1 or something at a point.

[url=http://www.eatbabies.com]Eat Babies[/url], [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com]Urban Dictionary[/url] and [url=http://www.2flashgames.com/viewlink.php?url=http://www.lookatentertainment.com/v/v-1753.htm&id=1990]The Pissed Off Halo Kid[/url] is up there too. (The last three are links)[/font][/size]
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[size=1][b]Ziggy:[/b] Jolly good, I'm not the only one who suffered because of that one clip.

[quote=Gizoogle'd a certain part of a certain site]
[size=1][i]"Welcome ta tha OtakuBoards.
If this is yo F-to-tha-izzirst visit, be sure ta check out tha FAQby click'n tha link above. You may hizzle ta motherfuckabefore you can post fo gettin yo pimp on: clizzay tha regista link above ta proceed . Yippie yo, you can't see my flow. To stizzart view'n messages, select tha forum tizzle you wizzy ta visit from tha selection below . I'm a mutha ****** 2-time felon.. "[/size][/i][/quote]

Okay, back to topic for me. I forgot to mention that the same guy sent me a movieclip in which you saw a really fat woman having sex, on top. As you may guess, her whole body moved along with the movement. And in the background you hear the tune of the Chicken Dance. Not too pleasant either, but more laughable. <_<'

[b]Edit:[/b] That ANW Hell is great XD[/size]
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[COLOR=#656446][SIZE=1][CENTER][IMG]http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v487/meoi/uglydog.jpg[/IMG]
[b]Have you seen this dog?[/b][/CENTER]


Yes, you all should know this baby by now. I don't know if I should feel sympathy for it, since it's sick and all, but man, it looks like it came straight out of Silent Hill.[/SIZE][/COLOR]
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[FONT=Trebuchet MS]All my Internet are belong to Tainted Doughnuts. Thanks for that one, Stark!

Google Video has all the music videos from Lordi, this year's Finnish Eurovision Song Contest entry. Sample lyric? "The Devil is a loser, an' he's ma b****". All their videos involve the heavily made-up monsterish lead singer converting innocent little girls / emo kids to the evil ways of Lordi. Genius.[/FONT]
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[COLOR=Red]well, i've heard of a couple of things that everyone's mentioned.

1. the chick drinking her own feces*shudders*

2. [URL=http://www.urbandictionary.com]the urban dictionary[/URL] the defintions for myspace are very well executed.[i am not joking.]

3. elgoog.....>_>........<_<....... XD

hey try finding the song: "everything is gay" by andy milinokais(sp?) so, bleeding funny.

there's a ythmd site where:

they turn the Gman of half life II into jesus.
they accuse Katrina on how horrible her tetris skills are.
they put that one animation for the massive RPG runescape, the one where the avitar dances, to electronica.

that's all i can think of at the moment.

thank you for your time.

Leon Fury[/COLOR]
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[QUOTE=Zombie_Nosh]I can't believe nobody's mentioned the Salad Fingers series.
Perhaps the most deranged things I have ever watched, and yet, it's oddly addictive, like a trainwreck.[/QUOTE]

I acually watched that today.
Are there only 4 in the series?
It wasn't the most messed up thing I've ever seen.
I think there are some other graphical things I've seen...

[B]Yaoi[/B].

Search for that on google image search.

There is also messed up people out there that post naked pictures of themself.

Have a fun.

Edit:

Searching on goolge... make sure you look at the pictures really in depth.
Also, look at the sites it takes you to.
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