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...in the heart, or in the head?

Lately I've been craving action. But I don't want a relationship. Monogamy is the last thing on my mind right now. I just want a good, hard, bed-breaking sexual revolution.

Has anyone ever felt that? In your fifteen years of life, have you ever wanted a whore, and not because of those hormones running through your body? I'm talking about forgetting about any kind of meaningful physical contact and just having some random woman play with you, because you've done the wholesome relationship before and you're done with that for a while.

Anyone ever find themselves in a position very similar to The Graduate, where you'd like nothing better than to hook up with a sexy older woman?

That's what I'm feeling like right now. Any thoughts? Experiences you want to share? Moral soapbox speeches? Anything? Perhaps what techniques and strategies work best for you when sweet-talking a drunken whore?
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[FONT=Trebuchet MS]Oh my... Horny Smurf is more like it. I understand your hormones rage like a wild animal and you want to ravage one another like there's no tomorrow, but you have to ignore what your body is telling you and work for a higher calling, like construction. I hope you understand why I'm closing this thread, and you may not agree, but I'm not sure how I feel about this. If you want to discuss it, feel free to PM me, or another moderator.[/FONT]
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