The Prank Thread!

[Guest tanukioh]

^_^ I've been wondering lately, What are the best pranks you guys have ever pulled or seen or even just thought up?

A prank i'm going to do: Call the Pizza hut in my home town, while i'm in a completely different state, and order a pizza (to be delivered ASAP!). >.> I wonder what would happen if I shouted into the phone "I'M IN FLORIDA FOOL! GET MOVIN!!!"

[Helmet_Hunter]

Go into a public toilet and wait in a cubicle for someone to go for a dump. ( In a mall opposite McDonalds usually works best). If necessary move from your cubicle to the neighbouring cubicle. put peanut butter onto a piece of tissure paper and lob it under into their cubicle and calmly say "oops can you pass that back mate".
After their initial shock, hold a mirror under the cubicle wall and go "peekaboo i can see you". you will either get the door smashed in and get pasted by the angry guy. or he will **** himself with shock and leg it.

[Guest tanukioh]

[QUOTE=Helmet_Hunter]Go into a public toilet and wait in a cubicle for someone to go for a dump. ( In a mall opposite McDonalds usually works best). If necessary move from your cubicle to the neighbouring cubicle. put peanut butter onto a piece of tissure paper and lob it under into their cubicle and calmly say "oops can you pass that back mate".
After their initial shock, hold a mirror under the cubicle wall and go "peekaboo i can see you". you will either get the door smashed in and get pasted by the angry guy. or he will **** himself with shock and leg it.[/QUOTE]
LOL! ^_^ GOOD ONE!
>.> ooooOO! how about this: Get a tape recorder and record (in a very creepy voice) the words "I am watching you PEE!" then, place it in a men's room stall. Keep a remote in your pocket so you can activate it when a guy comes in to take a leak. Once there's somone else at the urinal, press the button and wander away just as the recording plays. :) the guy will go "O_O WTF, MAN!" and bust in an empty stall.

[Touchstone]

[FONT=Georgia]You guys are sick! :catgirl:

This is one courtesy of my evil cousins. My uncle is deaf in one ear, so he's hard of hearing, and my cousins find it hilarious to mouth words without actually speaking. My uncle will shout "What? What? Speak up!" before realizing they aren't saying anything!

I swear, find a gullable person and do this to them-they will seriously think they're going deaf:devil:[/FONT]

[Corey]

[size=1]On an extremely hot, blisteringly sunny, day, cut a bunch of designs in bologna and stick them to the hoods and sides of cars making sure they're in direct sunlight.

Over the course of the day, the bologna will strip the paint off, leaving a nasty smell and a messed up car.[/size]

[Raiyuu]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS]If we're talking car-related pranks, cracking an egg into the windscreen-wash bottle is a good one, provided you can get the car bonnet open to reach it. Some guys did this to our headmaster on the last day of school. It's delayed action, because unless you're caught in the act they won't notice until they try to wash their windscreen, at which point instead of soapy water the car will squirt out sticky gloop, which causes the wipers to get stuck.

The worst I've done [b]personally[/b] is swap around the bags in all our boxes of cereal, so someone tips up the cornflake box and gets muesli instead.[/FONT]

[Guest tanukioh]

[QUOTE=Raiyuu][FONT=Trebuchet MS]If we're talking car-related pranks, cracking an egg into the windscreen-wash bottle is a good one, provided you can get the car bonnet open to reach it. Some guys did this to our headmaster on the last day of school. It's delayed action, because unless you're caught in the act they won't notice until they try to wash their windscreen, at which point instead of soapy water the car will squirt out sticky gloop, which causes the wipers to get stuck.

The worst I've done [b]personally[/b] is swap around the bags in all our boxes of cereal, so someone tips up the cornflake box and gets muesli instead.[/FONT][/QUOTE]XD LOL! Try doing that second one in a store! >.> See if anyone notices!

how about this: Blindfold youself (or put tape over your mouth) in the back of a friends car, and wiggle around while your going down the highway. see how many people give you looks of "O_O AHHH!" just make sure to end the joke before you get into big trouble.

[Albert Flasher]

[COLOR=Sienna]Why not the classic "Let's put vaseline in locks of some random persons car so they'll have to call ******* CAA to come unlock their car! Think of the minor inconvenience!" I don't know how it works but damn is it funny to watch people be unable to get into their car and be late for work and be fired as a result - a-haw-haw-haw!

I'm not that good at pranks though. Always seemed umm... ******* stupid to me. Some of these are pretty funny though, haha.[/COLOR]

[Zen]

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Me and my group of friends at school have a fairly innocent running joke. What we do is wait around until one of us leaves our book-bags alone (we don't have the convience of lockers at my school, so we have to carry our stuff around). When the person isn't looking or is out of the area, we take the book bag, empty it's contents, flip it inside out, and put their stuff back in the flipped book bag, we then zip it back closed, and toss it to the side. We call it (with our sick minds) "sack tucking". The dismayed face of a person's face is priceless, especially when the person has never encountered "tucking" before.

Again with our sick and perverted minds, we draw male sexual organs on pieces of paper and slap them on each other's cars.

Speaking of cars. My school has a security guard. We mess with this guy alot. Once my bud Adam hid away in the trunk of my friend Chase's car, and he rolled up next to the Security guy. Adam jumped out of the closed trunk with tape over his mouth and hands and ran away, right in front of him.

In a more recent joke involving him though, was with me, Adam, and a couple other friends go permission from the Principle to 'pimp' out the Guard's golf cart (which he goes around campus on). We decked the thing out in pink and tin foil, put some graphics on it and gave it a leopard-skin steering wheel cover. We filmed the whole thing and two days later, we aired it (one of our bud's edited it on his comp and added a bunch of music and what not to make it look good). Perfectley executed prank.

Another, much less innocent prank had to deal with an elderly substitute teacher. We were passing along a sheet of paper to sign our name's for attendance. I signed my name, and a couple spaces down, signed as "Harry Ballsonia","Oliver Clothesoff", and "Mike Hunt". To hear the elderly lady say "Who is this...Mike Hunt fellow?" was like... comedic gold. Still laughing about that, and it happened at first quarter of the year.

Another innocent, but quite mean joke is taking a person's book or pencil or whatever off their desk and toss it on the ground. You are then supposed to say one of three phrases.

"Hate Crime..."

"Now pick it up!"

"Sssiiiiiiiiiiiiith" (as in Star Wars, cuz where're all Geeks).

As a side note, my bud Adam had two of his teacher's calling him "Gaara"... Greatness.[/color][/size]

[NekoSama101]

Me and a friend of mine have been getting really angry at this perverted dude so we came up with the best prank ever. Note: this will only work on pervy guys. We decided to tape record one of us saying all sorts of perverted things and put it in his locker so that whenever he opens his locker, he gets turned on. I know, it's wrong, but whatever.

[Guest tanukioh]

[quote name='NekoSama101']Me and a friend of mine have been getting really angry at this perverted dude so we came up with the best prank ever. Note: this will only work on pervy guys. We decided to tape record one of us saying all sorts of perverted things and put it in his locker so that whenever he opens his locker, he gets turned on. I know, it's wrong, but whatever.[/quote]
XD LOL! That's gotta be embarrasing. OOO! next time say stuff that's pervy, but like WAY creepy, too. o.o like keeping him as a pet and stuff. :D the teachers walk by when he opens the locker and go. "O_O AHH! WTF?!"

>.> These are all shibby! ^_^ any other good ones?

[Guest Gun Preacher]

at the end of the year at my middle school 6th grade we took a theachers(the meanest teacher in the school) we took all of her car tires.

hahaahahahhaahhahaaaha

[GUNmanZERO7]

I have one but i've never tried it myself.

Lift up the toilet seat and put two kethup packets under it. When someone tries to sit on the toilet to take a **** kethup will splatter their legs. Try this at McDonalds or bring ketchup packets home and try. MAke the packets weak first.