What would you outlaw in your fascist dictatorship?

[DeadSeraphim]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]Through sheer chance and luck, you have managed to take over the world. The pathetic population of Planet Earth is grovelling at your feet, begging your forgiveness for whatever imagined sin they think they have done. Naturally, you feel it's about time to impose some outlandish and unreasonable rules and regulations, not only for your own amusement, but to remind the population who's boss. You don't want them getting any stupid ideas of rebellion, afterall. Personally, my main concern is stopping bad thoughts about me. If people don't think about the atrocities I've committed, I have a higher life expectancy. It makes sense, really. But I digress

What's outlawed in [i]your[/i] fascist dictatorship though?

Apart from the banning of thinking bad thoughts about yours truly (and we [b]will[/b] find out), there are other unreasonable demands I'd place on my population. The most important ibeing no goatees. Any man caught with a goatee is shot on sight. No questions. Also, no skateboarding within 100 metres of any human being. I'm not banning it, I'm just setting reasonable restrictions on a dangerous and annoying activity. Final for now? No children on planes. Ever. You want to take your child on a plane? Put them in cargo. Or take a boat. Never on a plane though, and if you even attempt to ask the travel agent if it's possible, our agents [i]will[/i] exterminate you and your vile crotch droppings before you've left the building.

Your children will not be the bane of my flying existance, thankyou very much, and the moment you think you can inflict them on me or others, you will find out the true meaning of pain. This is not a threat.[/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[Tatsubei Yagyu]

[COLOR=Navy][FONT=Comic Sans MS]Nice.

It's kind of hard to think of what I would force others to do, considering one of my favorite sayings is "Live and let live..."but I guess I'd have to say littering wouldn't exist in my dream world. I can't stand to see a place that I think is beautiful, and then all of a sudden, there's a Milky Way wrapper on the ground! :mad:

I know, I'm no fun... :animeswea [/FONT][/COLOR]

[The13thMan]

[FONT=Century Gothic] [COLOR=DarkOrange]No rap music. No country music. No ghetto bulls-h-i-t. No stupidity.

I would make a test that people have to complete at a certain age where if they do not pass, they die. It'd be a tough test too.

No more fast food companies. Those guys are evil.

No more lamps, just cuz i'm crazy.

The 10 most beautiful women in the world are to be my servants. ::wink::

I would force the entire population to create a palace for me in each city in the world. The people who build the best palace will get a prize. Maybe a toy water gun or some candy.

Everybody will be forced to watch family guy.

And everybody should be able to make sushi, chess pie, and muffins.

Later.


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[Solo Tremaine]

[QUOTE=The13thMan][font=Century Gothic] [color=darkorange]No rap music. No country music. No ghetto bulls-h-i-t. No stupidity.

I would make a test that people have to complete at a certain age where if they do not pass, they die. It'd be a tough test too.

No more fast food companies. Those guys are evil.

Everybody will be forced to watch family guy.

And everybody should be able to make sushi, chess pie, and muffins.
[/color][/font][/QUOTE][COLOR=#503F86]I like these points. Although 'Chess' pie sounds a little bizarre.

I would run tests on every single person to assess their personality and suitability for having children, and if they were deemed unfit I would castrate them. Just like England about six hundred years ago. Yay for genetic cleansing >.>;

I would demand that all wasps be exterminated, and to hell with the ecological consequences. It's not going to cause any earthquakes, and it's not as if many creatures eat wasps.

And there'd be lots of tiny, petty things that I'd chase after, like an English-language release of Mysterious Cities of Gold on DVD and stuff like that.[/COLOR]

[Panache]

In my fascist dictatorship every crime will be punishable by death. Unless you are trying to feed your family or get revenge. Then the penalty will be havign to eat a cup of top ramen. All people will be equal no one will be ritcher or poorerthan anyone else. Your not alloqed to be sad in my world. So I will constantly pump the drug of the month throughout the planets atmospere all year round. Eventually it will stop being harmful to us and animeals and strngthen our immune sytem. There will be no abortion unless the woman in question will die if that baby comes out. If I find out you did have an abbortion I not only will kill you but every single person who could ahve stopped this from happening(including you). Alchahol will be banned. Less car accident's :animesmil . I will force all anime makers to make all of their aniem in english as well as japanese same goes with game makers. I will make a volenteer army that every man must join if they are a healthy fit human being. The only time the soldiers may be taken from service is when they have a son of age who is fit for the army or if the person turns 45. All women will be forced to join the army in a different fashion besides infantryman. Why would I have an army you ask? Well beacuse of the alien invasion silly. So that's all I would need fro mmy dictatorship.If you don't like it you can die! :catgirl:

[DaSilva]

In my t dictatorship there would be one rule and one rule only. You can't be named George Bush. That is the one crime pnishable by .

[DeadSeraphim]

[COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial][quote name='Avenged666fold']In my fascist dictatorship every crime will be punishable by death. Unless you are trying to feed your family or get revenge. Then the penalty will be havign to eat a cup of top ramen. All people will be equal no one will be ritcher or poorerthan anyone else. Your not alloqed to be sad in my world. So I will constantly pump the drug of the month throughout the planets atmospere all year round. Eventually it will stop being harmful to us and animeals and strngthen our immune sytem. There will be no abortion unless the woman in question will die if that baby comes out. If I find out you did have an abbortion I not only will kill you but every single person who could ahve stopped this from happening(including you). Alchahol will be banned. Less car accident's :animesmil . I will force all anime makers to make all of their aniem in english as well as japanese same goes with game makers. I will make a volenteer army that every man must join if they are a healthy fit human being. The only time the soldiers may be taken from service is when they have a son of age who is fit for the army or if the person turns 45. All women will be forced to join the army in a different fashion besides infantryman. Why would I have an army you ask? Well beacuse of the alien invasion silly. So that's all I would need fro mmy dictatorship.If you don't like it you can die! :catgirl:[/quote]
Geez. Outlaw drinking? [i]Drinking?[/i] Of all the things you outlaw, you outlaw the God-given ability to get inebriated and do stupid things? No sir I don't like it. Also, a volunteer army isn't a volunteer army if you make every able bodied [i]penis-owner[/i] enlist. And killing women who have abortions? Isn't that missing the point?

Anyway, all in all, your dictatorship is far too concerned with morals and not at all concerned enough with being self-serving and terrible, and having a planetful of people bend to your ever crazy whim. Where is the outlawing of entire musical genres? Where is the banning of wearing t-shirts on Tuesday? Dammit man, where is the blatant, uninformed racism only a fascist dictator can feel free to make? Seriously, your fascist dictatorship reads less like the battle plan of the successful fascist dictator and more like the Republican manifesto on speed.

[b]On the Facist-Meter, Avenged666fold scores a:[/b] [i]Generous 3[/i][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR]

[JJ]

[Font=Arial] To hell with banning entire music generes! I say, ban all idiotic music groups that seem to want to make fools out of themselves in one way or another. (50 Cent, Brittney Spears, Christina Aguliera I'm lookin at you all....) I say, to hell with real life drama as well. Anyone caught trying to make something too dramatic will be caught by the Drama Queens (my special police force) and killed in a most unsavoury way.

Most children will go through behavior modicfication in school and learn how to act like a [B]normal[/B] human being and not like some trash off the street. (Teen protsitutes, wanna-be gangstas and little depressive bitches, I'm looking at you now...)

Oh, and school will be banned 4 days a week, and happen only on Wednesday for a couple of hours. It will be in the afternoon and breaks will still happen. Teachers who don't learn to teach correctly and who don't love their job will be shot on the spot. Students who think disturbing the very little school they have will also be tortured. And for god's sake, if you're going to work as a cleaning lady your entire life, You Will Learn How To Clean Correctly.

All wasps will die a horrible and painful death, as will all poisonous spiders. Cockroaches will be banned to cockroach farms where they'll be raised and then killed. Cats will be controlled at all times and dog owners will have to pay a fine to allow their dogs to **** anywhere other than the yard it lives in, in additon to the fact that they have to pick up behind their dogs as well.

And all religion will be banned. Goodbye God, Peace Out Buddha, See Ya 'Round Allah and Take Care Pagan Gods and Goddesses, I am your one true god damnit, so fear me! So, love thy neighbor or be ready for the concequences.. (Yeah, there's a special police force for this as well).[/font]

I think I've had too much fun with this thread. I'll need to keep thinking about this and add more...

[Panache]

[QUOTE=DeadSeraphim][COLOR=Indigo][SIZE=1][FONT=Arial]
Geez. Outlaw drinking? [i]Drinking?[/i] Of all the things you outlaw, you outlaw the God-given ability to get inebriated and do stupid things? No sir I don't like it. Also, a volunteer army isn't a volunteer army if you make every able bodied [i]penis-owner[/i] enlist. And killing women who have abortions? Isn't that missing the point?

Anyway, all in all, your dictatorship is far too concerned with morals and not at all concerned enough with being self-serving and terrible, and having a planetful of people bend to your ever crazy whim. Where is the outlawing of entire musical genres? Where is the banning of wearing t-shirts on Tuesday? Dammit man, where is the blatant, uninformed racism only a fascist dictator can feel free to make? Seriously, your fascist dictatorship reads less like the battle plan of the successful fascist dictator and more like the Republican manifesto on speed.

[b]On the Facist-Meter, Avenged666fold scores a:[/b] [i]Generous 3[/i][/FONT][/SIZE][/COLOR][/QUOTE]You can go and get blown up by aliens if you wan't. Me on the other hand will be safe and sound will my non volenteer volenteer army
(in my world i changed the meaning of volenteer). But if I you wan't me to be an asshole dictator fine then.

My list of people who must die i nmy fascist dictatorship

-radical religion(mainly muslim)-beacuse they will be a a small burden in my life and no dictator want's that! :animesmil
-ritch people- beacuse I hate them
-old people-there gonna die anyway
-ugly people-Cuz I wanna be the only one
-smart people-beacuse they will overthrow me
-sensitive people-cuz you whine too much
-gay people-same as ritch people
-all irritating animals-this includes misquitos wasps and monkeys
-north korea-beacuse I can
-Drako-beacuse you send lot's of africans to antartica

There we go thats what I would do if I were an evil dictator. But if I actualyl became dictator I would be a nice one. Not beacuse im nice just ebacuse I don't wanna die. Power in numbers ya know.

[QUOTE]Cats will be controlled at all times and dog owners will have to pay a fine to allow their dogs to **** anywhere other than the yard it lives in, in additon to the fact that they have to pick up behind their dogs as well.[/QUOTE]Ha ha im gonna bring my dog by you hgouse every day and make him **** all over it evey day until you implement this. Im not joking I really will.

[Albert Flasher]

[QUOTE=Avenged666fold]
-radical religion(mainly muslim)-beacuse they will be a a small burden in my life and no dictator want's that! :animesmil
-ritch people- beacuse I hate them
-old people-there gonna die anyway
-ugly people-Cuz I wanna be the only one
-smart people-beacuse they will overthrow me
-sensitive people-cuz you whine too much
-gay people-same as ritch people
-all irritating animals-this includes misquitos wasps and monkeys
-north korea-beacuse I can[/QUOTE][COLOR=Sienna]

Whoa... you like, combined all the worst aspects of Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, and George Bush into one bulleted list of ultimate doom... that took skill!

If I was a facist dictator... I'd divid the world into provinces, and than personally apoint each one a governer on my payroll to rule them. I secret police organisation would obviously be necessary to quell any malconents, but aside from that I'd let people do what they want, so long as they answer to their governers, who in turn answer to me. Than, I would have an island fortress built for me in Hudson bay, and I'd hang out with my drinking buddies and smoke Cuban cigars.

Oh yea, and I'd also fix it so that my hockey team always wins.[/COLOR]

[Drako]

1- I would handle the AIDS problem. Mandatory testing for EVERYONE. If you have it, off to Antarctica with you. Without a jacket.

2- There would be none of this equal opportunity crap. I don't mean racially, though. I mean stupid people. If you are an idiot, you'll be taking the next ship to Antarctica. On the same note, there won't be any lax school systems or testing programs.

3- Things that piss me off just have to go. Everyone wave bye-bye to baseball, professional wrestling, Scientology, and the Bush family.


Okay. Probably I should stop. I've put a great deal of thought into how/when I would take over the world, and what I would do with it once it was mine. So, before I get ahead of myself and start doing the evil laughcackle thing, I am going to stop.

**ya know, after reading over the thread, I've decided to continue.


I COMPLETELY agree with ridding the world of McDonald's and its every parallel. Every person would be treated equally.

As for crime: I'd bring back the good stuff. Child molestation, rape, murder, and attempts to overthrow me would be punishable by death. And not any sissy death like the needle... We're talking being drawn and quartered, hanging, burning, stoning, firing line. Pretty much whatever struck my fancy on execution day. And for your trial, you get no appeals. If you're guilty, you're guilty. And I get to be present at the trial.
Theft and related crimes would be punished by removal of small extremities. With a dull saw. In public.


Okay. Now I'm really quitting... I actually typed up an entire profile on what I'd do if I were dictator... I'll have to find it and post it...

[Panache]

[QUOTE]If I was a facist dictator... I'd divid the world into provinces, and than personally apoint each one a governer on my payroll to rule them. I secret police organisation would obviously be necessary to quell any malconents, but aside from that I'd let people do what they want, so long as they answer to their governers, who in turn answer to me. Than, I would have an island fortress built for me in Hudson bay, and I'd hang out with my drinking buddies and smoke Cuban cigars. [/QUOTE]
Ahem go down the way of the romans will we? Hope you like having your throat slit.

[Albert Flasher]

[quote name='Avenged666fold']Ahem go down the way of the romans will we? Hope you like having your throat slit.[/quote][COLOR=Sienna]

The Romans commited cultural genocide on any people they conquered. They treated them like inferiors and made them pay tribute and fight their wars etc. They Romanized them. I have no intention of doing this. All the provinces will be essentially the same as they are now, just with no one to invade and with a more opressive police force to keep fanatical nuts (Religious, political, or otherwise) in check. The Romans had the right idea, but my idea builds and improves on it... in theory. Of course, the governers will probably all aspire to take my place which would probably get me assassinated... maybe if I used a mind-controlling chip... or... wait, I got it! I'll build computers to rule everything for me! What knows more about human needs and wants than a computer?[/COLOR]

[Panache]

[QUOTE=Red 6][COLOR=Sienna]

The Romans commited cultural genocide on any people they conquered. They treated them like inferiors and made them pay tribute and fight their wars etc. They Romanized them. I have no intention of doing this. All the provinces will be essentially the same as they are now, just with no one to invade and with a more opressive police force to keep fanatical nuts (Religious, political, or otherwise) in check. The Romans had the right idea, but my idea builds and improves on it... in theory. Of course, the governers will probably all aspire to take my place which would probably get me assassinated... maybe if I used a mind-controlling chip... or... wait, I got it! I'll build computers to rule everything for me! What knows more about human needs and wants than a computer?[/COLOR][/QUOTE]
I was talking more about the govorner thing not the cultural genocide thing. Oh and about those computer things have you seen the matrix?

[Albert Flasher]

[quote name='Avenged666fold']I was talking more about the govorner thing not the cultural genocide thing. Oh and about those computer things have you seen the matrix?[/quote]
[COLOR=Sienna]
The governers weren't the problem... the people were all pissed off because the Roman culture replaced theirs, which they obviously didn't like. Oh, and about the Matrix... "Never trust a computer you can't throw out a window." I'll just manufacture them in Japan, make them the size of Ritz crackers, and if they go apeshit on me I'll just play frisbee with them. [/COLOR]

[2010DigitalBoy]

I'd outlaw automobiles. They suck. Of course I'd also form my communities in a way that lack of automobiles wouldn't be so bad. Then I save people mone, save the invironment, and cut a huge cause of death.

[SunfallE]

[COLOR=RoyalBlue]Well if we are talking about a dictatorship here, loud music will be the first thing to go. Any idiot caught playing music loud enough to rattle your house or anyone else?s house or even near you will be executed on the spot. Being rich is not allowed. Anyone caught saving enough money over a certain point will have everything taken from them, hung out in a cage to slowly die from starvation and exposure and their money and wealth they were acquiring would become mine. Having too much money leads to power and others using it to fund a rebellion.

Anyone who is cruel to animals, especially dogs will be fed to hungry lions. People who plagiarize and steal or any other type of crime like rape, murder, etc. will also be tortured. Want to have children? Not until you?ve passed a socialization test and can prove you?re worthy. If you totally fail this test, you will be stripped of the ability to even reproduce. Children will have to attend mandatory classes on how not to be a brat, that?s right no more vandalizing your neighbor?s yard or breaking into their cars, death awaits those who fail the class on how to not be a pain in the butt. Parents who do nothing to stop their kids from doing this type of thing will also die.

And most importantly, no religion allowed. Anyone caught preaching any type of religion or saying that they are part of one dies. There is no God in my dictatorship. [/COLOR]

[Panache]

Ahh this thread has my rekindles my love of rebellion. If I were in any of your fascist dictatorships (save mine and maybe reds) I would cause a huge rebellion(screw money the fuel of war is money of rebellion it is hate and you would be making alot of that) and kill you all. God bless hatred :D .

[Gavin]

[SIZE=1]Interesting, most interesting.

I guess it'll come as no surprise to people that if I were to become a fascist dictator, I'd morph pretty quickly into a theocratic Catholic dictator, those who do not abide by the rules of the Church are banished, as I'm not big on the whole genocide thing. Taking cues from the film Equilibrium, I think a daily dose of an emotion suppressing substance, to better keep the masses in line would be useful, although then you're really losing the spiritual connection to the holy sacraments, hmm that'll need to be worked on, better to get them all believing the same thing first.

Crime and punishment, taking cues from another film, who's name I simply cannot recall, create generic memories of hell torture and spread them through-out the population, showing people exactly what they're in for if they commit a crime. I'm pretty sure an infinity to demonic torture would be a slightly better deterrent than a few years behind bars.

Education is all important, so long as it doesn't lead people to question the main tenets of the Church, I'm all for science but when people simply refuse to accept the fact the of all the species on Earth, we're the only sentient one and we came to prominence only after the previous dominant ones [the dinosaurs - non-sentients] were wiped out seems a little too convenient to be pure chance, then we have problems. Give people as varied an education as possible, allow them to go on to university if it so pleases them, as a better understanding of life and the world leads to a better understanding of your faith. Of course the mind control drugs keep them from having any unwanted rebellious thoughts, so we're safe on that account.

Health system is universal, everyone gets the same treatment regardless of personal wealth, and those who need it most get it first. Doctors are required to be friendly to their patients, as there's nothing worse than a doctor who says very little to you about your health issues.

Military is disbanded, seeing as we have no need to wars as we're all going to be living in a mind controlled bliss, police force is expanded from those in the military, mostly as guardians of the peace from those who refuse to take their medicine and to safeguard from potential extra-terrestrial harm.

All non-Catholic religions are disbanded and their members forced to convert or be banished, I'm not sure exactly what banishment would mean, probably to a secured continent that they're not allowed leave, with the exception of Scientologists who are forced to convert, I will have none of that crap anywhere on the planet. Attending mass on a weekly basis is required by law, as is attending all religious holidays, regular confession for your sins, for your own benefit of course. Garbage music and television are banned, TV producers will actually be required to go look up the term "entertainment" and run all pilots by a Church board, same goes for movies and music. Generally society is streamlined, and we're all happy.

I suppose in the end I'd actually have to defer all my authority to the Pope, that is if I weren't the Pope... OK, not going there.

Anyway, there's my fascist paradise, not too shabby, I wouldn't mind living as a citizen there.[/SIZE]

[Aaryanna]

[COLOR=SeaGreen]A fascist dictator? Hehe, well if that did happen, first on my list is the people who are cruel to animals. Instead of feeding them to lions we will do to them what they did to their pets, which often is to leave them in the cold or to starve them to death. The really cruel ones I?ll feed to hungry lions though. Mean adults who automatically think they are smarter than kids will have to go back to school to learn just how stupid they really are.

My dog is allowed to go anywhere, which means she goes with me no matter what. If the store says I can?t bring her in, it becomes my store and they will be thrown in jail. My special police who enforce everything will be able to read your mind, so any rebellion is instantly crushed. So saying you could revolt and cause problems is pointless, the first thought or sign or rebellion would mean you are executed.

Religion would be allowed, but on a very short leash. No preaching, no condemning, no terrorism because others don?t believe as you do. Any religion caught overstepping it?s boundaries will be ruthlessly crushed and the members will have to either one, become non-religious, or join another group. That religion would then be outlawed and further members executed.

Crime will be swiftly punished. Since my police will be able to read your thoughts, rapists, murders, and other forms of crime will be dealt with. No whining about religious beliefs or claiming your mommy made you a bad kid. If you killed someone, you die, slowly and painfully as an example to others. You rape someone, well lets just say if you are a guy you?ll be singing soprano from now on.

And finally, since I?m the boss, my rules are subject to change without warning. So tomorrow I just might decided that everyone has to have blonde hair and that dumb blonde jokes are punishable by death. [/COLOR]

[Shinmaru]

Mostly what I'd want to do is abolish mullets, because Jesus Christ are those ever ugly. Has anyone ever looked good in a mullet ever? Even David freakin' Bowie couldn't pull one off. So what I would do is execute anyone found sporting a mullet, no exceptions; if you've got business in front and a party in the rear, you'll be partying on down to the guillotine. And of course I'd watch all mullet-related executions in person and keep ample space on my wall for the heads of all offenders. :)

Also, I would completely destroy FOX because they obviously cannot be trusted with worthwhile television (not that other stations are more trustworthy but they generally do not air shows that I'd consider 'worthwhile'). In its stead I would establish a television station chock full of quality TV (little-to-no reality television, B-list celebrity blowjob vehicles, formula sitcoms, etc.) that would be supported as much as humanly possible. The untimely deaths of shows like Futurama, Arrested Development, and Wonderfalls would never again be repeated (unlike the shows themselves, which would live on through repeats).

Other than that... I don't know, I guess I'd take on annoying stuff on a case-by-case basis. Basically my people could do whatever the **** they want as long as they don't infringe on my rights as a fascist dictator (which are vast and numerous, btw).

[Delta]

[COLOR=#656446]First, I'd recall all military uniforms and have them replaced with those sleek designs Nazis used to wear. Government employees' uniforms will not be spared; they shall all don the same power suits that made Uma Thurman and Ethan Hawke in GATTACA look like perfection personified. Subsidy on clothing goods, accessories and make-up will be given, and skin care services will be part of the government health program. [b]My citizens must look good all the time[/b]. Those who fail to abide by the "Look good, feel good" mandate will be sent to my highly-efficient team of aesthetics specialists, the inner circle of which consists of the Fab Five and Shu Uemura.

Consumption of oil fuel shall be allocated exclusively for the production of jelly thongs and Gundam model kits. [b]Shrimp skin polymers will be the new plastic[/b], and I have my Japanese material engineers to thank for that. (Do not laugh, future subordinate. The project is already nearing its completion.)

[b]Littering will not be tolerated.[/b] Violators will be sent to recycling plants, where they'll sort out soiled diapers from beer cans for minimum sentence. Trash compactors will always be on standby for those who will commit major infractions.

Oh, and I'll have my beautiful military personnel eliminate anyone against me. Just to cement my status as a paranoid fascist pig. *flips hair*[/COLOR]

[Tekkaman]

[color=#2e8b57][QUOTE=Aaryanna]

[color=#2e8b57]My dog is allowed to go anywhere, which means she goes with me no matter what. If the store says I can?t bring her in, it becomes my store and they will be thrown in jail. My special police who enforce everything will be able to read your mind, so any rebellion is instantly crushed. So saying you could revolt and cause problems is pointless, the first thought or sign or rebellion would mean you are executed. [/color]

[/QUOTE][font=Palatino Linotype][size=3][color=black]This is perhaps the coolest thing i've heard anyone say. [/color][/size][/font]

[b][font=Palatino Linotype][size=3][color=black]If the store says I can?t bring her in, it becomes my store and they will be thrown in jail. :animesmil [/color][/size][/font][/b]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=3][color=black]Honesty, though, if I could abolish anything in this world, it would be two (2) things: [/color][/size][/font]

[font=Palatino Linotype][size=3][color=black][i][b]First[/b][/i], to abolish picking on and degrading kids [b](Mentally handicapped, 'geeks', 'wannabe's', etc...).[/b] The people committing this crime will be tied to a wall and have those same kids that he picked on throw rocks at him until he dies. [b][i](Death: Old Testament Style!)[/i][/b][/color][/size][/font]

[/color][font=Palatino Linotype][size=3][color=black][b][i]Second,[/i][/b] I would abolish spam on the internet [( :flaming: ) The [i]'smiley'[/i] face says it all folks.]. If I ever find those [b][i][/i][/b] i'll personally kill them myself [b](If It were possible for me to abolish spam, of course).[/b][/color][/size][/font]

[Panache]

Yes your fascist dictaroships are all well and good but can you beat this?[URL=http://]http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html[/URL]

[Raiyuu]

[FONT=Trebuchet MS]Yes, yes, we've all seen Evil Overlord before, but I don't see what relevance that has to the thread. Evil Overlord is all about mistakes to avoid when taking over the world (the old tell-James-Bond-your-entire-plan foulup, for instance). It has nothing to do with what you'd outlaw in your fascist dictatorship.

Avenged, I've warned you before about post quality, and if you don't shape up your content we'll have to outlaw [b]you[/b] from the Boards. Consider yourself warned.

The main thing I'd want to outlaw - because it annoys the pants off me - is guitar bores. I maintain that there is nothing duller than listening to a person being enthusiastic about a guitar solo, and some of the most cringeworthy hours of my life have been spent in band practices with a guy more interested in talking about makes of guitar and stupid tunings than actually playing any music. These people are more interested in criticising a band's equipment than listening to whether their music is any good. At first I'd be merciful, and simply fence them all off in some kind of ghetto where they can all be enthusiastic about fret twiddling to each other, but I think the concentrated dullery might collapse a hole into the space-time continuum, so I'd have to exterminate them eventually. Probably by exposing them to music played on cheapo instruments, on ear-bleeding volume.[/font]